I hope this doesn't impact his teaching job.

toomuchwhargarbl: Sweaty Dynamite: If an email essentially saying, "Stay away from my man" is enough to require a full blown FBI investigation, then how is the FBI getting anything done, what with all of the ongoing investigations I'm sure they're conducting sparked by Facebook catfights?

Socialism. Look it up. Study it out.

FTFY

I immediately thought of Mr. Medulla.

Damn, even Uncle Fester is involved in this mess. Where does it end?

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I hope this doesn't impact his teaching job.

I was thinking more of:

BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.


It seems a routine for him. In this thread an obvious Hitchhiker's Guide reference (missing the ground to fly) sails over his head, and as a result he contradicts the person making the reference, then shifts to pretending he got the reference, and there, too, he tops it off with calling someone "another smug fark douchebag" for pointing out his failure. The flailing was so funny I had him favorited from that time.

Looking through the coverage of this 'scandal' it amazed me the lengths that grown-ass men will go to in response to some fawning attention from an attractive woman. Tell me that you don't look at the picture of 'shaved my head to conceal my receding hairline' agent next to the picture of 'socialite with fake boobs' and think that here's a guy trying to impress a woman that has always been out of his league. Same deal with Allen and Petraeus (though at least Petraeus got his knob polished) - it all just smacks of trying to impress women way to young for them by talking about all their power and confidential knowledge.

It shouldn't surprise me - I'm sure I'd respond in the same way if I hadn't taken the precaution of having zero power or influence over anything of importance.

Sweaty Dynamite: If an email essentially saying, "Stay away from my man" is enough to require a full blown FBI investigation, then how is the FBI getting anything done, what with all of the ongoing investigations I'm sure they're conducting sparked by Facebook catfights?

Socialism. Look it up.

If an email essentially saying, "Stay away from my man" is enough to require a full blown FBI investigation, then how is the FBI getting anything done, what with all of the ongoing investigations I'm sure they're conducting sparked by Facebook catfights?

Wow, two Rick Scotts in FL? I'm scared....very very scared.

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

BEGHAZIGATE!

Throw in a mysterious masked stranger and a couple of long-lost twins and this has the makings of a helluva telonovela.

So, he's gay?

Is his head misshapen?

I was really hoping it would be a woman... That seemed like the next logical step in this whole soap opera.