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2012-11-15 04:15:43 PM

BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: Retired members of the uniformed services who are entitled to retirement pay are also subject to the UCMJ, as are retired reservists who are receiving hospital care in the VA system.

that is absolutely wonder! Right on target!!

Oh wait, retired members who go to work for the Federal Govt. do not receive retirement pay. Other than that, you are a genius.

Did you notice the part where it says "entitled to" instead of "while actively receiving"?

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x480]


Snap!
 
2012-11-15 04:17:25 PM

chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: Retired members of the uniformed services who are entitled to retirement pay are also subject to the UCMJ, as are retired reservists who are receiving hospital care in the VA system.

that is absolutely wonder! Right on target!!

Oh wait, retired members who go to work for the Federal Govt. do not receive retirement pay. Other than that, you are a genius.

Did you notice the part where it says "entitled to" instead of "while actively receiving"?

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x480]

yes, but unlike you, I actually know what that means. When he was caught, the man was not entitled to receive retirement pay because he was receiving payment from the CIA.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.


The double-down is impressive but only if you can back it up.
 
2012-11-15 04:21:01 PM

BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: yes, but unlike you, I actually know what that means. When he was caught, the man was not entitled to receive retirement pay because he was receiving payment from the CIA.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.

No. You just don't understand how double dipping the Federal retirement system works.

You put off collecting your military retirement pay so that your time in the armed forces counts towards an additional retirement account as a civil servant.

Seriously, just stop. You're making yourself look more and more retarded here.


you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it. He will be entitled to it at a later date. That is how the wording works.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.
 
2012-11-15 04:22:33 PM

mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: Retired members of the uniformed services who are entitled to retirement pay are also subject to the UCMJ, as are retired reservists who are receiving hospital care in the VA system.

that is absolutely wonder! Right on target!!

Oh wait, retired members who go to work for the Federal Govt. do not receive retirement pay. Other than that, you are a genius.

Did you notice the part where it says "entitled to" instead of "while actively receiving"?

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x480]

yes, but unlike you, I actually know what that means. When he was caught, the man was not entitled to receive retirement pay because he was receiving payment from the CIA.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.

The double-down is impressive but only if you can back it up.


you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it. He will be entitled to it at a later date. That is how the wording works.
 
2012-11-15 04:37:13 PM

chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.


No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.


Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.
 
2012-11-15 04:38:45 PM

chuckufarlie: mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: Retired members of the uniformed services who are entitled to retirement pay are also subject to the UCMJ, as are retired reservists who are receiving hospital care in the VA system.

that is absolutely wonder! Right on target!!

Oh wait, retired members who go to work for the Federal Govt. do not receive retirement pay. Other than that, you are a genius.

Did you notice the part where it says "entitled to" instead of "while actively receiving"?

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x480]

yes, but unlike you, I actually know what that means. When he was caught, the man was not entitled to receive retirement pay because he was receiving payment from the CIA.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.

The double-down is impressive but only if you can back it up.

you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it. He will be entitled to it at a later date. That is how the wording works.


I don't think so because otherwise why not just say the word "collecting" to avoid the ambiguity. Obviously, the goal is to indicate that you are subject to the UCMJ beyond active duty so long as you are entitled to retirement pay from them not just collecting it.

I think you should just take your lumps and move on.
 
2012-11-15 04:53:42 PM

BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.


None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.
 
2012-11-15 04:54:36 PM

mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: Retired members of the uniformed services who are entitled to retirement pay are also subject to the UCMJ, as are retired reservists who are receiving hospital care in the VA system.

that is absolutely wonder! Right on target!!

Oh wait, retired members who go to work for the Federal Govt. do not receive retirement pay. Other than that, you are a genius.

Did you notice the part where it says "entitled to" instead of "while actively receiving"?

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x480]

yes, but unlike you, I actually know what that means. When he was caught, the man was not entitled to receive retirement pay because he was receiving payment from the CIA.

You don't have to like it, but that is the way it works.

The double-down is impressive but only if you can back it up.

you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it. He will be entitled to it at a later date. That is how the wording works.

I don't think so because otherwise why not just say the word "collecting" to avoid the ambiguity. Obviously, the goal is to indicate that you are subject to the UCMJ beyond active duty so long as you are entitled to retirement pay from them not just collecting it.

I think you should just take your lumps and move on.


None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.
 
2012-11-15 06:30:11 PM
Humphries "referred the matter to the FBI in accordance to proper protocol," Berger added, and the FBI investigation is taking its course.

My question about this has always been: since when are harassing emails the interest of the FBI?


mrshowrules: I think you should just take your lumps and move on.


Not gonna happen. That one is like a brain damaged pitbull.
 
2012-11-15 06:37:28 PM
Here it is!

seattletimes.com

in case my sub goes red
 
2012-11-15 06:59:25 PM

fusillade762: Humphries "referred the matter to the FBI in accordance to proper protocol," Berger added, and the FBI investigation is taking its course.

My question about this has always been: since when are harassing emails the interest of the FBI?


mrshowrules: I think you should just take your lumps and move on.

Not gonna happen. That one is like a brain damaged pitbull.


another smug little asshole. what are the odds
 
2012-11-15 07:05:34 PM
i'm guessing these sorts of shenanigans happen all the time in the upper echelons of corporate power as well. The only difference is it never sees the light of day. Just lawyers and NDAs.
 
2012-11-15 07:26:32 PM

fusillade762: That one is like a brain damaged pitbull.


I noticed.

chuckufarlie: None of your little morons is every going to learn anything


dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-11-15 07:37:33 PM

chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.


You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.
 
2012-11-15 07:40:29 PM

chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.

None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.


Ah you're drunk. Now I get it
 
2012-11-15 07:45:16 PM

chuckufarlie: fusillade762: Humphries "referred the matter to the FBI in accordance to proper protocol," Berger added, and the FBI investigation is taking its course.

My question about this has always been: since when are harassing emails the interest of the FBI?


mrshowrules: I think you should just take your lumps and move on.

Not gonna happen. That one is like a brain damaged pitbull.

another smug little asshole. what are the odds


The odds? I would say that the odds of any Farker feeling intellectually superior to you (or smug) would be fairly high indeed I'm afraid.
 
2012-11-15 08:13:08 PM
i.imgur.com

/sorry
 
2012-11-15 08:14:41 PM

mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.


I'm probably right of glen beck and I can see this guy is making no sense
 
2012-11-15 08:19:47 PM

GrizzlyPouch: mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.

I'm probably right of glen beck and I can see this guy is making no sense


I didn't mean he was the poster child of Conservatives just the ones disconnected from reality. If you catch by drift (do people still say that?).
 
2012-11-15 08:21:16 PM

zerkalo: Here it is!

[seattletimes.com image 608x456]

in case my sub goes red


well, that is pretty funny and not flirtatious. I can see sending that to a friend if I was him.
 
2012-11-15 08:33:46 PM

BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.



It seems a routine for him. In this thread an obvious Hitchhiker's Guide reference (missing the ground to fly) sails over his head, and as a result he contradicts the person making the reference, then shifts to pretending he got the reference, and there, too, he tops it off with calling someone "another smug fark douchebag" for pointing out his failure. The flailing was so funny I had him favorited from that time.
 
2012-11-15 08:38:26 PM

mrshowrules: GrizzlyPouch: mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.

I'm probably right of glen beck and I can see this guy is making no sense

I didn't mean he was the poster child of Conservatives just the ones disconnected from reality. If you catch by drift (do people still say that?).


10-4 I get what you mean

I was confused because I didn't realize any farkers recognized a difference between regular conservatives and the nut job variety
 
2012-11-15 08:40:45 PM

Isildur: It seems a routine for him. In this thread an obvious Hitchhiker's Guide reference (missing the ground to fly) sails over his head, and as a result he contradicts the person making the reference, then shifts to pretending he got the reference, and there, too, he tops it off with calling someone "another smug fark douchebag" for pointing out his failure. The flailing was so funny I had him favorited from that time.


Almost sad really.
 
2012-11-15 08:43:02 PM

zerkalo: Here it is!


That shows the guy might have a sense of humor, is not suggestive, except of getting shot at.

Why does the dummy on the right look like Patrick Stewart?
 
2012-11-15 08:43:12 PM

Isildur: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.


It seems a routine for him. In this thread an obvious Hitchhiker's Guide reference (missing the ground to fly) sails over his head, and as a result he contradicts the person making the reference, then shifts to pretending he got the reference, and there, too, he tops it off with calling someone "another smug fark douchebag" for pointing out his failure. The flailing was so funny I had him favorited from that time.


No kidding. The entertainment value is 10/10, I'm still checking this thread just to see what he'll type next

Chuck, tip of the hat to you
 
2012-11-15 08:44:13 PM

GrizzlyPouch: 10-4 I get what you mean

I was confused because I didn't realize any farkers recognized a difference between regular conservatives and the nut job variety


You guys really need to clean house and fast. A weak Conservative party is not good for anyone.
 
2012-11-15 08:56:06 PM

mrshowrules: GrizzlyPouch: 10-4 I get what you mean

I was confused because I didn't realize any farkers recognized a difference between regular conservatives and the nut job variety

You guys really need to clean house and fast. A weak Conservative party is not good for anyone.


Haha I hear ya

Just need to quit trying to legislate morality. I don't condone abortion, marijuana etc. doesnt mean anyone should take away your right to do these things
 
2012-11-15 09:15:06 PM

mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.


take a look around some of my posts, you little moron and you will see that I am most certainly not a conservative. That is just another area where you think you know a whole lot more than you do. Little smucks like you make me laugh. You walk around all day with your head up your ass and that makes you think that you are the smartest guy in your little world.

It must be nice to be so egotistical that you never question the idea that you might be wrong. Like that conservative tag you tried to push on me.
 
2012-11-15 09:17:50 PM

GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: BullBearMS: chuckufarlie: you put off collecting your military retirement means that you are currently not entitled to it.

No. He is entitled to it. He chose to defer collecting it because in the long term double dipping the Federal retirement system brings in a bigger overall return.

Most people think to themselves, "I'm in a hole. I'll stop digging."

But not you. You're the most special type of tard of all!

chuckufarlie: You cannot apply the code to the man after he has retired, no matter when it happened.

Bonus points for just shifting to a new lie after the old one plays out though.

None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

Ah you're drunk. Now I get it


what is it that produces little biatches like you? You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. This country is going to go to hell when your generation takes over.
 
2012-11-15 09:25:34 PM

GrizzlyPouch: mrshowrules: chuckufarlie: None of you understand the meaning of the words that you are reading. Therein lies your problem. Within DOD, entitled to mean entitled to NOW.

I have no shifted my argument. I just did not realize how much had to be explained to you. I have shifted nothing, I and just trying to get a bunch of know-it-alls to understand something. I should have known better than to try. None of your little morons is every going to learn anything because you think that you already know everything. Smug little assholes.

You are entitled to respect from your fellow farkers. You are just not entitled to it right now.

You are the poster child for the Conservatives disconnect with reality. Which celebrity should I send my cheque to for the search for a cure? You are truly hopeless.

I'm probably right of glen beck and I can see this guy is making no sense


tell me something, you dipshiat, What does a person's political leanings have to do with his ability to interpret government speak? Of course, admitting that you are right of Glen Beck puts you pretty well down the intelligence level, even around here,
 
2012-11-15 10:32:31 PM

zerkalo: Here it is!

[seattletimes.com image 608x456]

in case my sub goes red


does he have some sort of 'condition' that makes all his hair fall out all over his body?
/naked mole rat.
 
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