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2012-11-15 09:16:51 AM
Should have said "exposed", subby.
 
2012-11-15 09:38:05 AM
I was really hoping it would be a woman... That seemed like the next logical step in this whole soap opera.
 
2012-11-15 09:38:32 AM
www.mcclaneonline.com
I hope this doesn't impact his teaching job.
 
2012-11-15 09:38:56 AM
I haven't been following this but what's wrong with a CIA guy enjoying pussy?

I thought most military guys liked banging male ass. This is a nice twist.
 
2012-11-15 09:40:13 AM
Was he also hatless?
 
2012-11-15 09:40:18 AM
Is his head misshapen?
 
2012-11-15 09:41:36 AM
So, he's gay?
 
2012-11-15 09:42:58 AM
Eggcellent.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:10 AM
I find his paranoia that his being blocked from wasting taxpayer money on a frivolous "Cybercrimes" case involving a report of e-mail harassment to be a plot from up on high to prevent him from finding out the "Truth" about Benghazi to be appropriate grounds for immediate reassignment from FBI Agent to something more along the lines of meter maid.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:37 AM

mc_madness: I haven't been following this but what's wrong with a CIA guy enjoying pussy?

I thought most military guys liked banging male ass. This is a nice twist.


you forgot the nttiawwt

And gay farkers need to weigh in and let us know if we need to see the topless photos. I can't tell.
 
2012-11-15 09:45:05 AM

Rapmaster2000: [www.mcclaneonline.com image 405x299]
I hope this doesn't impact his teaching job.


I was thinking more of:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-15 09:45:25 AM
I want to care about this because it seems like it would be juicy but I can't bring myself to give a fark about it... sorry media.
 
2012-11-15 09:46:35 AM
Farking fascist prevert.
 
2012-11-15 09:48:13 AM
Well, his "cover up" paranoia was certainly well founded, what with Petraeus not having been inves... wait. Well he didn't have to appear in front of Congress over Benghaz... hold on. Well Broadwell isn't getting any scrutin... check that.

Well now his good friend Jill Kelley is persona non grata at MacDill. See! C-O-N... Spiracy!
 
2012-11-15 09:48:20 AM

Skleenar: So, he's gay?


Gay mafia: Gay ambassador killed ------- Gay senator outraged -------- Gay FBI agent goes all rogue.

/Gay, gay, gay.
//Dont ask!
 
2012-11-15 09:49:04 AM
Damn, even Uncle Fester is involved in this mess. Where does it end?
 
2012-11-15 09:49:06 AM
From shirtless to shiatless in less than a week.
 
2012-11-15 09:49:17 AM
www.squidmobile.com

Is it just me, or is the dome of his head shifted off to one side?

Am I wrong for picturing it wobbling back and forth like a mound of jello?
 
2012-11-15 09:49:28 AM

Headso: I want to care about this because it seems like it would be juicy but I can't bring myself to give a fark about it... sorry media.


It is just a soap opera. I'm indulging myself with it because I don't normally follow gossip rags but there is very little "news" beyond whether Broadwell gets prosecuted for mis-handling classified information.
 
2012-11-15 09:50:59 AM
Stopped reading after the word alleged was used three times by the agent's counsel. Reminds me of the time I worked for the IG and had to wear a suit -- the big joke was "What do you call a cop in a suit? Defendant." 

I do hope no one threw away the end of a career by trying to help Eric Cantor with his October Surprise. Now we all get the November, December and all of 2013 Congressional Hearing (We're too busy to do anything useful) Surprise.
 
2012-11-15 09:51:23 AM
crooksandliars.com
 
2012-11-15 09:52:23 AM
he who shall not be named...

/ definitely team slytherin...
 
2012-11-15 09:52:28 AM
Mrs. JailhouseFistfark suspects this is a circle of swingers. Petraeus, the Kelley woman and her sister, General Allen, Broadwell, all of em', except maybe not Mrs. Petraeus. Or perhaps that's why she's so pissed: it's cutting into her Flag Officer Gangbang time. Rich people, high level military, and the spook community all live in these very insular worlds where they lose touch with the regular and ordinary. In fact, it is because their lives are so far from the ordinary that they are drawn to deviance. It becomes expected. The regular rules don't apply here. Nossir.

Swingers, I say. You saw the Mardi Gras pictures, right? Sure. Orgytime, only someone's gone and shiat in the hot-tub.
 
2012-11-15 09:54:43 AM
An associate of Humphries told ABC News that it was hard to believe that Humphries had contacted elected officials about the case because "everyone knows that's professional suicide" and Humphries is "top notch."

The same could be said of Petraus.

And this guy looks like Rick Scott's twin. I wonder if the Governor underwent mitosis.
 
2012-11-15 09:56:13 AM
scifiwire.com
 
2012-11-15 09:58:20 AM
Throw in a mysterious masked stranger and a couple of long-lost twins and this has the makings of a helluva telonovela.
 
2012-11-15 09:58:23 AM
www.punditmom.com

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

i.huffpost.com

Him, neither.
 
2012-11-15 10:02:26 AM
i.i.com.com

I can't imagine he would be connected to any right wing hate groups.
 
2012-11-15 10:02:42 AM
Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.
 
2012-11-15 10:03:52 AM

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.


BEGHAZIGATE!
 
2012-11-15 10:07:01 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Rapmaster2000: [www.mcclaneonline.com image 405x299]
I hope this doesn't impact his teaching job.

I was thinking more of:


Every time I see that pic it freaks me the F out. The crazy is strong (and obviously well documented) in that guy
 
2012-11-15 10:07:13 AM
Wow, two Rick Scotts in FL? I'm scared....very very scared.
 
2012-11-15 10:07:27 AM

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.


Potential to blackmail the highest intelligence officer in the land, duh. And as I said in another thread, this whole thing has revealed some serious flaws in the system that are being overshadowed by the sleaze.
 
2012-11-15 10:13:39 AM

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.


Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?
 
2012-11-15 10:19:30 AM

Diogenes: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Potential to blackmail the highest intelligence officer in the land, duh. And as I said in another thread, this whole thing has revealed some serious flaws in the system that are being overshadowed by the sleaze.


there is no potential for blackmail. We all know about it now.

As for your serious flaws idea. That is as stupid as it gets.
 
2012-11-15 10:21:39 AM

Diogenes: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Potential to blackmail the highest intelligence officer in the land, duh. And as I said in another thread, this whole thing has revealed some serious flaws in the system that are being overshadowed by the sleaze.


There's also the angle of "he wanted to." Perhaps he's stepping out of the spotlight not only to repair (or sever) his marriage, but also to avoid the typical chain of "denial, admission, tear-jerking press conference, worse reveal, admission, resignation in disgrace" that we see with these things. He comes out of the situation with some dignity left that could benefit him in the long term with respect to employment.
 
2012-11-15 10:22:46 AM

GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?


Dp you havr evidence that this woman is a spy?
 
2012-11-15 10:22:48 AM

GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?


I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?
 
2012-11-15 10:23:03 AM

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.


They only condone torture and death.
 
2012-11-15 10:24:20 AM
I don't think I'd ever send a shirtless picture to a family friend, that's odd.
 
2012-11-15 10:24:21 AM
I immediately thought of Mr. Medulla.

cfs3.tistory.com
 
2012-11-15 10:27:25 AM

ExcaliburPrime111: GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?

I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?


key word - potential
 
2012-11-15 10:30:17 AM

chuckufarlie: Diogenes: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Potential to blackmail the highest intelligence officer in the land, duh. And as I said in another thread, this whole thing has revealed some serious flaws in the system that are being overshadowed by the sleaze.

there is no potential for blackmail. We all know about it now.

As for your serious flaws idea. That is as stupid as it gets.


Yo dog, I know it's tough having only 2 digits in your IQ number but....

Yes, it's exposed now. It wasn't a month ago, which is why it was a potential security threat.
 
2012-11-15 10:30:18 AM

ExcaliburPrime111: GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?

I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?


An additional wrinkle here is that Petraeus could concievably be bound under the UCMJ, which has
statues prohibiting adultery among officers, though since he's retired it probably doesn't apply.
 
2012-11-15 10:34:20 AM

chuckufarlie: ExcaliburPrime111: GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?

I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?

key word - potential


Well played on the troll got me.
 
2012-11-15 10:35:06 AM

DjangoStonereaver: ExcaliburPrime111: GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?

I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?

An additional wrinkle here is that Petraeus could concievably be bound under the UCMJ, which has
statues prohibiting adultery among officers, though since he's retired it probably doesn't apply.


Well, the current reports are that he only started the affair after retiring. I could see him resigning if he violated military law, but if the reports are true, there is no Article 134 violation here.
 
2012-11-15 10:36:53 AM
If an email essentially saying, "Stay away from my man" is enough to require a full blown FBI investigation, then how is the FBI getting anything done, what with all of the ongoing investigations I'm sure they're conducting sparked by Facebook catfights?
 
2012-11-15 10:37:48 AM

chuckufarlie: Diogenes: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Potential to blackmail the highest intelligence officer in the land, duh. And as I said in another thread, this whole thing has revealed some serious flaws in the system that are being overshadowed by the sleaze.

there is no potential for blackmail. We all know about it now.

As for your serious flaws idea. That is as stupid as it gets.


The reason it's a career ender here is because it's a breach of protocol. Yes, in this instance, the cat's out of the bag. But the policy is in place so this shiat, and the potential for security and intelligence breaches, doesn't happen in the first place.

Your suggesting the rules are irrelevant once the transgression has occurred. THAT is as stupid as it gets.
 
2012-11-15 10:41:24 AM

ExcaliburPrime111: GrizzlyPouch: chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.

Lets say I'm a Chinese spy:

Listen up Davey boy, if you don't let me in on insert sensitive national security secret here, I'll expose your affair and ruin your personal and professional life.

Does that about sum it up?

I was going to say that too, except now everyone knows about it, so a potential spy would have no leverage. As for the reasons most politicians resign during sex scandals - that is because they have betrayed the trust of their constituents. In Petraeus' case, however, he has not been elected by anyone and he has no constituency. If he can still perform his job well, why not apologize, say he'll make things up with the wife, and keep on rolling?


Hm, that is a good point.

My response is he carried on the affair for months potentially exposing the country to problems. He handled himself improperly so he isn't fit to serve in the position as CIA director
 
2012-11-15 10:44:04 AM

chuckufarlie: Can somebody explain to me how any of this is important? why should Petraeus resign for having sex with a woman that was not his wife? If everybody inside the beltway was held up to that standard, they would all have to resign. They only person that should be pissed is his wife.


I suspect that there were some classified documents in the Google Docs dead drop that the lovers shared or the mistress got some clasified info via pillow talk. Both are serious breaches of security, especially for the Director of the C.I.Farking.A.

My suspicion is that Petraeus was allowed cop to the lesser offense of adultery to sweep it under the rug and the decision was delayed due to political reasons. The all this wacko stuff came to light.

Electon-coverage burnot made the MSM hungry for the story. Plus it keeps getting more weird by the day what with this skinhead fool and Gen. Allen's involvement.

Many people appear to have made poor decisions along the way and I'm certain many more could be uncovered if we just looked. It's sad to think that this is the way our governmnet is run.
 
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