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(My Fox DC)   Yes, do you have a red that over a dozen Japanese have been soaking in for the last hour?   (myfoxdc.com ) divider line
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2012-11-15 09:09:30 AM  
"This is Robert Evans for ESPN sports. You know, back in the early 70s when i was producing the Godfather films, I had a hot tub in my trailer that i filled with apple juice every day. Do you know what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like after it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're going to get on ESPN every Sunday. ESPN, COWBOYS VS. REDSKINS, CATCH IT!

...Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."

www.onlineseats.com
 
2012-11-15 09:23:24 AM  
Washing your ass is about all that stuff is really good for

/or soaking corns
 
2012-11-15 10:46:36 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Washing your ass is about all that stuff is really good for

/or soaking corns


It's like wiping your ass with silk...
 
2012-11-15 11:51:57 AM  
About what it's good for.

Totally overrated.
 
2012-11-15 11:52:32 AM  
The headline is making my head hurt...
 
2012-11-15 11:54:39 AM  

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


Worse then a hangover from red.
 
2012-11-15 11:57:47 AM  
that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.
 
2012-11-15 11:58:50 AM  

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


I see you also do you have a red that over.
 
2012-11-15 11:58:57 AM  
I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.
 
2012-11-15 11:59:02 AM  
Red, red wine it make me feel so fine
Make me blow chunk all of de time.
 
2012-11-15 12:01:54 PM  

abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.


Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.
 
2012-11-15 12:04:41 PM  

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.


You're the type that made fun of the male cheerleaders and dancers in high school aren't you? I got news for you. they were the ones banging the hot cheerleaders and dance girls while you just fapped to their yearbook pictures.
 
2012-11-15 12:09:48 PM  

abhorrent1: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.

You're the type that made fun of the male cheerleaders and dancers in high school aren't you? I got news for you. they were the ones banging the hot cheerleaders and dance girls while you just fapped to their yearbook pictures.


i47.tinypic.com

Ah, you know what you are? You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya? boy you're cute. Gosh what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little Spring outfit? You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh my. You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietician.
 
2012-11-15 12:10:35 PM  

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.


vaughtwoodworks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-15 12:25:25 PM  

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


This x1000!
 
2012-11-15 12:43:27 PM  

dittybopper: Ah, you know what you are? You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya? boy you're cute. Gosh what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little Spring outfit? You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh my. You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietician.


www.explosm.net
 
2012-11-15 12:45:19 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-11-15 01:54:15 PM  
I guess they have about dozen Japanese dyed in red wine. I am betting they would look something like a soccer mom over-dosed on QT. (Yellow+red=orange)
 
2012-11-15 02:03:04 PM  
The most quality wine you'll ever have:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-15 02:20:04 PM  
Someone needs to photoshop Madge holding a couple of bottles of red, and saying "You're soaking in it".

upload.wikimedia.org

/Red wine: Softens Chans while you do the Mrs.
Yes, I know Chan is a Chinese name.
 
2012-11-15 02:41:02 PM  

Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.


So...... most of Europe is white trash?
 
2012-11-15 02:49:02 PM  
So... They're marinating themselves? Is Gojira coming to town looking for a few snacks?
 
2012-11-15 03:04:17 PM  

bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?


most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.
 
2012-11-15 03:37:27 PM  

Langdon Alger: bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?

most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.


Wasn't wine from a box all the rage not long ago? Or was that just the hipsters?
 
2012-11-15 03:41:31 PM  

abhorrent1: Langdon Alger: bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?

most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.

Wasn't wine from a box all the rage not long ago? Or was that just the hipsters?


The hipster thing wouldn't surprise me, but for myself there was a time and place for boxed wine and it was called college.
 
2012-11-15 05:43:40 PM  
It started out as a white wine..... until the one chick, that's been in a really bad mood all damned week, got in.


blatz514: The most quality wine you'll ever have:

3.bp.blogspot.com


I seriously hope you are joking.... x2 with Blatz in the username LOL
 
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