Znuh: Never ever thought of De Niro as 'Bob'.
Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?
Robert Di Niro: He'll kick you on the floor until you die from it.
"He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn't matter who you are, that is just rude."
Your Average Witty Fark User: De Niro shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....
Loucifer: You insulted him a little bit.
Nick Spiceyweiner: Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?Who's a real gangsta, Jay-Z? Not buying it.
rocky_howard: He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".
vudukungfu: rocky_howard:He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".Yeah, and he milked kittehs, too.
karnal: "Inspired by Di Niro my ass on fire, everybody looked shocked and messed my body up...I'm done. Call me up, and call me down, and call me up again. They like 'Bob we need your glob so we can kiss your nob again."
mc_madness: Di Niro is a caricature of himself.
Gunny Highway: He is, in fact, having no mustache which leaves him not gangster.
Grand PBUH: I clicked the article fully expecting to read that there is a new up and coming rapper named Di Niro.You know, like Flo Rida, Noriega, etc..Good Job.
gmoney101: Kinda sounds like he was whining like a little biatch about not getting called? From another man at that...
Your Average Witty Fark User: De Niro Jay-Z shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] Smartest FunniestYour Average Witty Fark User: De Niro shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....A day later:Jay-Z shows up in a landfill in New Jersey, and nobody don't know nothin', ya hear me?
T.M.S.: It's two artists at entirely different stages of their careers. Lets see how Jay Z is doing when he is 70.
Poorlytoldjoke: T.M.S.: It's two artists at entirely different stages of their careers. Lets see how Jay Z is doing when he is 70.He's worth half a bil, plus you know, his wife is worth about a quarter bil. I suspect they will be fine.
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