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(NYPost)   Did Di Niro just give Jay-Z a verbal slap down for being rude? Fo Shizzle   (nypost.com) divider line 86
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2012-11-15 09:30:48 AM
99 problems and De Niro's one?
 
2012-11-15 09:32:54 AM
Subby...subby; no one says fo shizzle anymore.

/we retired that one
 
2012-11-15 09:39:07 AM
tsuchikage


Subby...subby; no one says fo shizzle anymore.

/we retired that one.


www.darrenmonroe.com
 
2012-11-15 09:40:27 AM
De Niro shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....
 
2012-11-15 09:41:43 AM
Mr. Di Niro,

I have called you hundreds of times and you have never returned any of my calls. Oh sure, I may have been naked and sitting in a tub full of jello when I made those calls, but you didn't know that! And I don't care who you are, when someone calls you hundreds of times, you call them back.
 
2012-11-15 09:42:56 AM
Di Niro is a caricature of himself.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:28 AM
Never ever thought of De Niro as 'Bob'.
 
2012-11-15 09:50:03 AM
De Niro then tried to get Jay Z to step out into the back alley to sell him some discount clothing.
 
2012-11-15 09:50:21 AM
I clicked the article fully expecting to read that there is a new up and coming rapper named Di Niro.
You know, like Flo Rida, Noriega, etc..
Good Job.
 
2012-11-15 09:54:02 AM
A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?
 
2012-11-15 09:56:26 AM

Znuh: Never ever thought of De Niro as 'Bob'.


I can, after I found out I'm more Italian than he is (I got him beat 50% to 25%).


Seriously though, would've been awesome if Pesci came up behind Jay Z and whacked him with a bat and then they paid homage to the Goodfellas bar beatdown.
 
2012-11-15 09:56:37 AM
Grand PBUH


I clicked the article fully expecting to read that there is a new up and coming rapper named Di Niro.
You know, like Flo Rida, Noriega, etc..
Good Job.



Actually, I think that is why he kept calling Jay-Z....tired of doing movies maybe thinking to branch out into the music business.
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2012-11-15 09:57:29 AM
Well that settles it. Jay Z is officially no longer in the Circle of Trust.
 
2012-11-15 09:58:31 AM

Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?




Italian gangsters are polite. They may whack you, but to your face, you get respect.



p.s. Jim Caviezel can't walk on water or turn water to wine
 
2012-11-15 10:02:42 AM
Are you not talking to me? Are you not talking to me?
 
2012-11-15 10:08:11 AM

Znuh: Never ever thought of De Niro as 'Bob'.


That's what he prefers to be called.
 
2012-11-15 10:09:31 AM
bullmurph.com

Robert Di Niro: He'll kick you on the floor until you die from it.
 
 
2012-11-15 10:11:14 AM
I could never survive in a world surround by beings of pure ego. I'd wind up shooting every last one of them.
 
2012-11-15 10:14:42 AM
"He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn't matter who you are, that is just rude."

No you old haz-been. If someone doesn't call you back after the third call you stop stalking them.
 
2012-11-15 10:16:29 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: De Niro shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....


A day later:

Jay-Z shows up in a landfill in New Jersey, and nobody don't know nothin', ya hear me?
 
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2012-11-15 10:16:33 AM
you calling me? you calling me?
 
2012-11-15 10:18:16 AM
I hate Jay Z and and always have so this is great to hear. fark that guy and his wife.
 
2012-11-15 10:22:20 AM
Hollywood has it's own culture; there are rules you follow and Jay-Z didn't follow.

Jay-Z could end up just another cat, past-tense in the industry.
 
2012-11-15 10:22:57 AM

Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?


Who's a real gangsta, Jay-Z? Not buying it.
 
2012-11-15 10:26:01 AM
You insulted him a little bit.
 
2012-11-15 10:28:37 AM
Jay-Z is a f*cking joke. The punchline is anyone who thinks he's a legitimate artist.
 
2012-11-15 10:31:56 AM

Loucifer: You insulted him a little bit.


Heh.
 
2012-11-15 10:35:45 AM

Nick Spiceyweiner: Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?

Who's a real gangsta, Jay-Z? Not buying it.


He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".
 
2012-11-15 10:38:17 AM
"Inspired by Di Niro my ass on fire, everybody looked shocked and messed my body up...I'm done. Call me up, and call me down, and call me up again. They like 'Bob we need your glob so we can kiss your nob again."
 
2012-11-15 10:39:24 AM

Znuh: Never ever thought of De Niro as 'Bob'.


It's strange when you watch interviews with other celebs they refer to him as Bobby on a first name only basis. It takes about 10 seconds before you associate "Bobby" with "Robert De Niro" after you put the context together and you're like WTF? I always put him as a Mr. De Niro, and if I call him Bobby I'll get whacked by some goon for insulting the Don.
 
2012-11-15 10:39:54 AM

rocky_howard:
He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".


Yeah, and he milked kittehs, too.
 
2012-11-15 10:47:45 AM

vudukungfu: rocky_howard:
He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".

Yeah, and he milked kittehs, too.


He is, in fact, having no mustache which leaves him not gangster.
 
2012-11-15 10:48:23 AM

karnal: "Inspired by Di Niro my ass on fire, everybody looked shocked and messed my body up...I'm done. Call me up, and call me down, and call me up again. They like 'Bob we need your glob so we can kiss your nob again."


He is so small and quiet "Bob" just works.
 
2012-11-15 10:50:50 AM

mc_madness: Di Niro is a caricature of himself.


Do explain.
 
2012-11-15 10:51:32 AM
Kinda sounds like he was whining like a little biatch about not getting called? From another man at that...
 
2012-11-15 10:52:51 AM

Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?


BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Jay-Z is about as fearsome as any top 40 pop tart.
 
2012-11-15 10:55:48 AM

Gunny Highway:
He is, in fact, having no mustache which leaves him not gangster.


As a mustache wearing guy, I know Boby could leave Lindsey Lohan's head in JZ's bed and get away with it.
 
2012-11-15 10:59:35 AM

Grand PBUH: I clicked the article fully expecting to read that there is a new up and coming rapper named Di Niro.
You know, like Flo Rida, Noriega, etc..
Good Job.


Alpa Chino?

www.chud.com
 
2012-11-15 10:59:57 AM

gmoney101: Kinda sounds like he was whining like a little biatch about not getting called? From another man at that...


To me it sounded like Jay-Z did some song that offended Bob, but was too pussy to hear from Bob about it.
 
2012-11-15 11:00:59 AM
Reading that, it sounds like DiNiro was the rude one.
 
2012-11-15 11:03:49 AM
Will the artists involved in this feud who have been relevant since the mid 90's please come forward? Not so fast Bob.
 
2012-11-15 11:08:16 AM
DiNiro's been in some great movies, but I submit that he's not the main reason they were great. I can't think of a movie that would have been much worse had they used someone else.

On the other hand, I can't see anyone but Jack Nicholson in OFOTCN or The Shining.

And if you call someone a couple times and they don't call you back, write them off.
 
2012-11-15 11:16:49 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: De Niro Jay-Z shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....


/ftfy
 
2012-11-15 11:25:24 AM
Go home and get your farkin beatbox.
 
2012-11-15 11:26:11 AM

DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] Smartest Funniest


Your Average Witty Fark User: De Niro shows up dead in 3, 2, 1....

A day later:

Jay-Z shows up in a landfill in New Jersey, and nobody don't know nothin', ya hear me?

So a win win scenario.
 
2012-11-15 11:36:46 AM
DeNiro has chunks of guys like Jay-Z in his stool.

/8 ball, corner pocket.
 
2012-11-15 11:40:02 AM
It's two artists at entirely different stages of their careers. Lets see how Jay Z is doing when he is 70.
 
2012-11-15 11:46:32 AM

rocky_howard: Nick Spiceyweiner: Onkel Buck: A guy who made his career by playing a gangster just told a guy who is a real gangster than he is rude?

Who's a real gangsta, Jay-Z? Not buying it.

He sold crack on the corners, that apparently makes him a "Real Gangster".


Cool, I'll let that toothless guy down on MLK know he is also officially a gangsta as well.
 
2012-11-15 11:51:44 AM

T.M.S.: It's two artists at entirely different stages of their careers. Lets see how Jay Z is doing when he is 70.




He's worth half a bil, plus you know, his wife is worth about a quarter bil. I suspect they will be fine.
 
2012-11-15 11:55:48 AM
What did i tell you? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
 
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