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(Breitbart.com)   Hundreds of thousands of conservatives do something dumb, and of course the liberal media uses it to tarnish and marginalize the Right as a whole   (breitbart.com) divider line 24
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5445 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Nov 2012 at 11:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-15 08:48:55 AM  
4 votes:
The trap works because the media exposure brings it to the attention of a bigger audience and suddenly 675,000 on our side overreact and do the same dumb thing.

"It's not our fault! You trapped us into jumping off that cliff by running a news story about the first guy who did it!"
2012-11-15 10:43:09 AM  
3 votes:

Amos Quito: We should arrest these people as "terrorists" and use their gulag labor to finish that containment wall on the Mexico border, and build another to the north.


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2012-11-15 08:55:09 AM  
3 votes:
I actually had to click a Breitbart link because Conservatives have done so many dumb things I wasn't sure which one it was.
2012-11-15 12:32:13 PM  
2 votes:
You folks don't understand. This is a war to end all wars for the very soul of America. A winner-takes-all battle to protect our God-given freedoms from that Election Stealing-Unconstitutional-Commie-Socialist-Fascist-Illegal-Muslim Antichrist who would oppress us by giving those worthless, mooching 47% percenters absolutely everything they don't deserve. Those people already get free Obamaphones and who knows how many government checks a month through fraud and certainly all on my dime. Not to mention their horde of illegitimate hoodlum kids get free or reduced cost meals at those degenerate and Godless public schools. The only thing those future grifting inmates are taught is to put their hand out to Big Government for whatever they want and nothing else of any real value.

The liberals are now squandering all that is left in the coffers and ruining this country for good. It's the evil socialisms that might make life better for other people that makes my blood boil! If they were truly righteous, the Lord would bless them with great abundance, for God protects and nurtures His own. Jesus has blessed me with everything. I worked my whole life for Social Security and Medicare. I pay my taxes and my debts. I live by the Good Book. And so, I have been rewarded.

But those people, they're thieves! They can't stop pickpocketing my money! And now, not only am I going to be taxed at a big-time higher rate, I am going to be forced to pay more out the wazoo for my health care and free birth control for whores until I have nothing left in the bank. The Death Panel will surely vote to execute me if I get sick for lack of funds because the damn government and all these loafing single mothers and illegals sucked it dry. I know. I've watched Fox News for years. I know what's really going on. Thanks a lot, Obummer Bin Stealin' Al Taxbongo!

All the signs of Revelation have come. I am now Rapture Ready. I have fought against the abortionists, the feminists, the gays, the Muslims and other apostates, and the Illuminati NWO that is the true face of the UN. I have enough in me for one last fight against the flesh and blood Satan himself. I have my basement stocked with provisions, firearms, and batteries for my portable radio so I can tune into Rush when the septic tank finally hits the fan blades. That will be a true comfort when the power gets cut and I'm in the trenches fighting for what's mine. Now, I'm just sitting here cleaning my guns and waiting for who knows what. Jesus, save us!
2012-11-15 11:39:39 AM  
2 votes:
Reminds me of the old lawyer joke: 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2012-11-15 10:48:34 AM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: sites like WND, Townhall, and American Thinker keep crying "The States are seceding!!!

I get it now. Conservatives are revolting!



"You said it. They stink on ice. Pull!"

--King Louis XVI
2012-11-15 10:45:39 AM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: sites like WND, Townhall, and American Thinker keep crying "The States are seceding!!!

I get it now. Conservatives are revolting!


You said it. They stink on ice.
2012-11-15 09:09:39 AM  
2 votes:
Since I don't click on Breitbart links I can only assume that the dumb thing that conservatives did was vote for Mitt.
2012-11-15 02:54:26 PM  
1 votes:
"the media and left (but I repeat myself)..."

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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who remembers THE WAR...
2012-11-15 02:20:39 PM  
1 votes:
userserve-ak.last.fm

fark it! we'll burn it down!
2012-11-15 01:16:14 PM  
1 votes:
FTA - Step 3: The trap works because the media exposure brings it to the attention of a bigger audience and suddenly 675,000 on our side overreact and do the same dumb thing.


And -THAT- is the essence of everything that's wrong with conservatism. That's how it invariably ends up off in bugnuts radical la-la-land on every. single. issue.

1.) Because conservatism is nothing but "anti-liberals-ism" at its core, conservatives must always choose the anti-liberal position.
2.) Because conservatives must choose the anti-liberal position, distinction is achieved by being the MOST anti-liberal conservative.
3.) Because someone ALWAYS reaches for that title in the attempt to gain that distinction, the news invariably covers it... liberals invariably criticize it, and 675,000 of the truest-bluest-most passionate conservatives the world has ever seen invariably jump out of their farking chairs to shriek "hell yeah!!! me too!!! fark them liberals!!! I hate them liberals enough to shiat my own pants!!! Watch, I'll show you!!! See!?!?!?"
2012-11-15 12:11:18 PM  
1 votes:

LazarusLong42: Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: sites like WND, Townhall, and American Thinker keep crying "The States are seceding!!!

I get it now. Conservatives are revolting!

Also, they're agitating for insurrection.


Those dickless creeps should be so lucky to get an inch erection.
2012-11-15 12:06:11 PM  
1 votes:
hahahahah, oh wow. =)

boy it sure is a shame those toddlers who crap their pants sully the reputation of those who don't.
2012-11-15 12:00:01 PM  
1 votes:

ftfa:

Texahomastan


Just let that sink in for a moment.
2012-11-15 11:50:17 AM  
1 votes:
Our nano-violin production no longer being sufficient, we are now investing heavily in Yocto-violin development for stories such as this one.
2012-11-15 11:49:05 AM  
1 votes:

NowhereMon: There is no fixing stupid.


Sure you can. The same way you fix a cat or dog. Of course with Republicans, you would need to use the size of tools the vets use when they fix gerbils or mice.
2012-11-15 11:45:20 AM  
1 votes:
It's like Dr. Frankenstein complaining about how ugly his monster is.
2012-11-15 11:39:56 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sorry we live in a world where a biased media can take a fringe movement and tie it like a can to our tails

Yeah, Fox News really farked you on this one, didn't they?
2012-11-15 11:39:15 AM  
1 votes:
and a black guy stood outside a polling place in Philly therefore the whole election is invalid.
2012-11-15 11:05:49 AM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Son of a biatch!

--Gilbert Gottfried Sawyer

2012-11-15 10:49:33 AM  
1 votes:
Son of a biatch!

--Gilbert Gottfried
2012-11-15 10:34:00 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: sites like WND, Townhall, and American Thinker keep crying "The States are seceding!!!


I get it now. Conservatives are revolting!
2012-11-15 08:46:35 AM  
1 votes:
I love how he refers to this as a "fringe" movement when 99% of the commenters under the article agree with the secessionists and think the author is a RINODIABLO commie plant.
2012-11-15 08:30:00 AM  
1 votes:
Using the Mayflower moving truck as imagery for this story displays a cleverness I didn't expect from Breitbart. And I think that's the first time I have ever said a nice thing about them.
 
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