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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Roger Ebert on Breaking Dawn 2: "At the very least, the movie deserves credit for having a mother completely botch her daughter's name, confusing 'Renesmee' for the Loch Ness Monster"   (rogerebert.suntimes.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-15 01:00:40 PM
4 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: From the trailer I'm guessing that they changed the end of the book, which is disappointing. I was looking forward to the Rifftrax of a movie where two sides get ready for a battle they decide not to have at the end.


I am hoping for a battle starting on the snowy battle field, then we hear a voice call out "Bella...Bella..." Then the scene cuts to an autistic child starring into a snow globe.
2012-11-15 01:18:44 PM
2 votes:

Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?


Everyone Poops?
2012-11-15 01:08:04 PM
2 votes:
I heard Ebert's jaw dropped when he watched this abonimation.
2012-11-15 01:02:29 PM
2 votes:

Millennium: Lumbar Puncture: From the trailer I'm guessing that they changed the end of the book, which is disappointing. I was looking forward to the Rifftrax of a movie where two sides get ready for a battle they decide not to have at the end.

I don't know; it depends on how they change it. If the ancient sect of uber-powerful vampires decides to slaughter the entire Cullen clan, and then commit mass suicide in shame over not knowing what the fark a dhampir is, I could get behing that.


Vampire Hunter D would kick all their asses.
2012-11-15 12:54:01 PM
2 votes:

Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?


Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?
2012-11-15 12:40:03 PM
2 votes:
TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?
2012-11-16 07:33:06 AM
1 votes:

DarkPascual: DeltaPunch: gunga galunga: TimeCubeFan: kiteless: Holocaust Agnostic: Rev. Skarekroe: shifter_: Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: verbaltoxin: twat_waffle: Uzzah: To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?

The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom?

Schindler's List?

Vampire: The Requiem For Dummies

To Serve Man?

It's Not News It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News?

The Book of Mormon

"Your Movie Sucks" by Ebert?

Everybody Poops?

The Hardy Boys "Danger on the Vampire Trail"? 'Cause that was a good one. Not their greatest, but pretty good.

Lestat?


Star Trek The Next Generation Technical Manual?
2012-11-15 03:35:10 PM
1 votes:
My favorite Ebert quote regarding a Twilight movie was, "The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan."

I think it was for the second movie.
2012-11-15 03:29:10 PM
1 votes:

shifter_: Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: verbaltoxin: twat_waffle: Uzzah: To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?

The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom?

Schindler's List?

Vampire: The Requiem For Dummies


To Serve Man?
2012-11-15 03:17:16 PM
1 votes:
static.cinemagia.ro
images.wikia.com
2012-11-15 02:06:14 PM
1 votes:

twat_waffle: Uzzah: To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?

The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?


Slarbifast's compendium of Vogon poetry?
2012-11-15 02:02:24 PM
1 votes:

twat_waffle: Uzzah: To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?

The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?


101 garlic recipes? Link
2012-11-15 01:55:34 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?

The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?


The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
2012-11-15 01:45:15 PM
1 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: MysticSavage: SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

Blade, the graphic novel version?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips?


The 1967 greater metropolitan Memphis telephone directory and yellow pages?
2012-11-15 01:43:39 PM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: WizardofToast: Seeing Breaking Dawn Part 2 get decent reviews. My guess is that people are thankful it's the final movie and that we can move on to The Hobbit next month.

hooray! A franchise! Let's attach ourselves despite the mediocre quality!


What, precisely, makes you think The Hobbit will be mediocre?
2012-11-15 01:29:44 PM
1 votes:

SuperChuck: Big Beef Burrito: Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?


Blade, the graphic novel version?
2012-11-15 01:14:36 PM
1 votes:

Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?


The first Twilight novel?
2012-11-15 01:02:07 PM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com 

Mr. Ebert's review.
2012-11-15 12:38:17 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who read that as a review for Red Dawn?

WOLVERINES!!!
2012-11-15 12:36:32 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, the Rifftrax made that movie not only watchable, but hilarious.

/It's why Mike was always my favorite.
 
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