Am I the only one who read that as a review for Red Dawn?

WOLVERINES!!!

where are all the nosy housewife that are outrage over the evil these movies are teaching our children ala Harry Potter?

Oh, if they can lust at actors not even half their age, they don't care?

Well surely this means if their husband happened to approve of a good looking 21-year old girl, they would be completely ok with it, right?

Right?

My favorite Ebert quote regarding a Twilight movie was, "The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan."

I think it was for the second movie.

Representative of the unwashed masses: Am I the only one who read that as a review for Red Dawn?

WOLVERINES!!!

No, you're not, and unfortunately it doesn't look much better. How seriously can you take North Korea as an enemy?? After Soviet Union + Communist Latin America.

Polish Hussar: Great Janitor: Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Everyone Poops?

Go, Dog, Go?

Dr. Whoof: Flappyhead: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

Gibbons History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?

The Necronomicon?

The first Twilight novel?

Millennium: Lumbar Puncture: From the trailer I'm guessing that they changed the end of the book, which is disappointing. I was looking forward to the Rifftrax of a movie where two sides get ready for a battle they decide not to have at the end.

I don't know; it depends on how they change it. If the ancient sect of uber-powerful vampires decides to slaughter the entire Cullen clan, and then commit mass suicide in shame over not knowing what the fark a dhampir is, I could get behing that.

Vampire Hunter D would kick all their asses.

Lumbar Puncture: From the trailer I'm guessing that they changed the end of the book, which is disappointing. I was looking forward to the Rifftrax of a movie where two sides get ready for a battle they decide not to have at the end.

I am hoping for a battle starting on the snowy battle field, then we hear a voice call out "Bella...Bella..." Then the scene cuts to an autistic child starring into a snow globe.

Millennium: TFA: Edward shows Bella their new honeymoon cottage, which unlike most brides, she decides is "perfect" even before looking inside. When she does, it's stocked with wall to wall books, and you'll never guess which one she eventually takes down from its shelf. Never ever.

50 Shades of Grey?

Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding?

2 things I expect from this movie.

1) The Rifftrax.

2) Spoony reviewing it while drinking it into oblivion.