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I always plan to cook a turkey on Thanksgiving, but by the time I've fought the crowds to buy the bird, unwrapped it, removed all the giblets, and had sex with it for hours, I'm too exhausted to get it in the oven. If anyone wants a room temp turkey that's brined on the inside, let me know.