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(Daily Mail)   Despite the numerous red flags, Hope Solo marries her recently arrested fiancé of two months   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
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3088 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Nov 2012 at 8:46 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-15 05:27:25 AM  
3 votes:
What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.
2012-11-15 08:49:13 AM  
2 votes:
I seen you jockin J.C. cause he got a Mercedes
and you know about his ladies, and all his babies
You just wanna ride, and get inside
and run around town, like Bonnie'n'Clyde
But see the moves you're makin, the route you're takin
will lead to heartbreakin and I'm not mistaken
You like his money, you'll be his honey
Get the truth - no excuse - you're a great big dummy!
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[D.M.C.]
I wish I knew, why a girl like you
wants to do all the things that you do
I know you want a man, but you should understand
that J.C. ain't D, you shouldn't be his fan
You're not this fine, you're out of your mind
And I wrote this rhyme just for your kind
Don't be misled, remember what I said
The rhymes of rappers surely knock some sense in your head
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[Run]
(NOW..) Now you're the flyest girl, in the whole school
but they don't call you fly - they call you fool
Because you don't go to class, you will not pass
You like to go but you should slow because you're goin too fast
And I can tell that you're dumb when you walk in the place
Walkin round with your thumb cold stuck in your face
Always sinnin never winnin cause you're last in the race
You get high and tell a lie and think that makes you the ace
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) THE GIRL IS..

[Run]
Now you're a stupid sex fiend, with no will power (POWER)
Hit four guys in the bathroom at your last baby shower

[D.M.C.]
All the guys call you fast (FAST) but I call you slow (SLOW)
Always sniffin or givin (GIVIN) somebody a blow (BLOW)
Givin every guy a try (TRY) at the wink of an eye (EYE)
There's somethin that you're missin, that money can't buy (BUY)
When it comes to love, you're even hated by Cupid (CUPID)
You're (silly) dilly (dumb) and you're JUST PLAIN STUPID!
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) DUMB GIRL!

.. the girl is ..

[D.M.C.]
I hope you to listen to the words, that I speak
I'm not playin, what I'm sayin, can never be weak
You should use your brain, but you don't have one
And when it comes to sense you don't have none
YO YO you should know where I'm comin from
But you're just dumb (diddy) dumb (diddy diddy) DUMB DUMB!

[D] DUMB GIRL!
[R] Dumb with a capital D!
[D] DUMB GIRL!
[R] Stupid as can be, BREAKDOWN!

.. the girl is ..

DUMB GIRL! DUMB GIRL!
.. the girl is dumb!
2012-11-15 08:06:41 AM  
2 votes:
They deserve each other, I just hope that they don't spawn..
2012-11-15 05:12:42 AM  
2 votes:
Dumbass tag is busy subby? This marriage will work the followup tag many times.
2012-11-15 05:17:04 PM  
1 votes:

CreaseMunky: pag1107: Bun in the oven?

First thing I thought, too.


Stevens doesn't seem to be the kind of guy who'd decide to get married just because he got a girl pregnant. I think it's more likely that these are just two very screwed-up people, and that we will be seeing more mug shots in the future.
2012-11-15 02:23:59 PM  
1 votes:
I honestly don't understand how anyone finds her attractive.

she's at best, average looking, and an insanely arrogant biatch. her face looks like the divots if a golf course if I ever attempted to golf
2012-11-15 01:32:37 PM  
1 votes:
Hope, we'll be seein' you soon in either Divorce Court, the emergency room or the morgue soon.
SMX
2012-11-15 01:08:02 PM  
1 votes:
According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.
2012-11-15 11:55:03 AM  
1 votes:
Chicks dig douchebags.
2012-11-15 10:14:44 AM  
1 votes:

js34603: They'll be divorced within a year.


Divorced, dead, same diff.
2012-11-15 09:21:04 AM  
1 votes:

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?


That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...


She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.
2012-11-15 09:05:50 AM  
1 votes:
Another fine-ass girl with daddy issues links up with a loser of epic proportions...color me shocked.

/Remember, fathers...be there for your daughters.
2012-11-15 09:02:51 AM  
1 votes:
On June 2, 1998, Stevens was arrested on charges of second-degree assault armed with a deadly weapon and fourth-degree assault

On July 10, 1998, Stevens tested positive for marijuana and served a day in jail

On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

On May 4, 2001, Stevens was cited for reckless driving and hit and run after crashing into a nursing home. Stevens pleaded guilty to hit-and-run and causing property damage and was sentenced to 240 hours of community service.

On April 3, 2003, Stevens was stopped by Medina, Washington police and was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated. He was fined $1,000 and was sentenced to two days in jail

On March 13, 2007, Stevens was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona for suspicion of DUI after his blood alcohol content was measured at 0.204, over twice the legal limit of .08 and considered 'extreme DUI' in Arizona. He was later found guilty in a court trial, and was subsequently sentenced to 10 days in jail

On March 20, 2007, the Seattle Times reported that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints included vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints.

On October 23, 2010, Stevens was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Stevens had been pulled over for playing loud music, when the officer smelled marijuana, and discovered 38 grams of it in his car

On March 3, 2011, Stevens was arrested and charged with felony battery for punching two bouncers in a Tampa, Florida bar.

Then you marry him just after he gets out of jail for assualting you?

Hope Solo is as close to deserving whatever she gets as you can. I am *NOT* saying it's okay that he will hurt her. I am saying that if you jump in front of a moving bus knowingly then when you get hit by it, don't go biatching to anyone.

Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

/oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which
2012-11-15 09:02:23 AM  
1 votes:
She's going to make a mint continuing her professional victim tour after he beats the shiat out of her and she does the talk show circuit.
2012-11-15 09:00:02 AM  
1 votes:
They'll be divorced within a year.
2012-11-15 08:47:40 AM  
1 votes:
Somebody likes to see her name in the papers
 
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