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(Daily Mail)   Despite the numerous red flags, Hope Solo marries her recently arrested fiancé of two months   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 112
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2012-11-15 05:12:42 AM  
Dumbass tag is busy subby? This marriage will work the followup tag many times.
 
2012-11-15 05:27:25 AM  
What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.
 
2012-11-15 08:06:41 AM  
They deserve each other, I just hope that they don't spawn..
 
2012-11-15 08:15:49 AM  
So now they are both former tight-ends?
 
2012-11-15 08:47:40 AM  
Somebody likes to see her name in the papers
 
2012-11-15 08:49:13 AM  
I seen you jockin J.C. cause he got a Mercedes
and you know about his ladies, and all his babies
You just wanna ride, and get inside
and run around town, like Bonnie'n'Clyde
But see the moves you're makin, the route you're takin
will lead to heartbreakin and I'm not mistaken
You like his money, you'll be his honey
Get the truth - no excuse - you're a great big dummy!
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[D.M.C.]
I wish I knew, why a girl like you
wants to do all the things that you do
I know you want a man, but you should understand
that J.C. ain't D, you shouldn't be his fan
You're not this fine, you're out of your mind
And I wrote this rhyme just for your kind
Don't be misled, remember what I said
The rhymes of rappers surely knock some sense in your head
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[Run]
(NOW..) Now you're the flyest girl, in the whole school
but they don't call you fly - they call you fool
Because you don't go to class, you will not pass
You like to go but you should slow because you're goin too fast
And I can tell that you're dumb when you walk in the place
Walkin round with your thumb cold stuck in your face
Always sinnin never winnin cause you're last in the race
You get high and tell a lie and think that makes you the ace
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) THE GIRL IS..

[Run]
Now you're a stupid sex fiend, with no will power (POWER)
Hit four guys in the bathroom at your last baby shower

[D.M.C.]
All the guys call you fast (FAST) but I call you slow (SLOW)
Always sniffin or givin (GIVIN) somebody a blow (BLOW)
Givin every guy a try (TRY) at the wink of an eye (EYE)
There's somethin that you're missin, that money can't buy (BUY)
When it comes to love, you're even hated by Cupid (CUPID)
You're (silly) dilly (dumb) and you're JUST PLAIN STUPID!
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) DUMB GIRL!

.. the girl is ..

[D.M.C.]
I hope you to listen to the words, that I speak
I'm not playin, what I'm sayin, can never be weak
You should use your brain, but you don't have one
And when it comes to sense you don't have none
YO YO you should know where I'm comin from
But you're just dumb (diddy) dumb (diddy diddy) DUMB DUMB!

[D] DUMB GIRL!
[R] Dumb with a capital D!
[D] DUMB GIRL!
[R] Stupid as can be, BREAKDOWN!

.. the girl is ..

DUMB GIRL! DUMB GIRL!
.. the girl is dumb!
 
2012-11-15 08:50:41 AM  
She's a soccer player, she does not understand what a red flag means.
 
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2012-11-15 08:50:41 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Dumbass tag is busy subby? This marriage will work the followup tag many times.


2xhelix: They deserve each other, I just hope that they don't spawn..


this and this.
 
2012-11-15 08:51:12 AM  

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.


...says the guy who claims to like N.W.A. on his profile...
 
2012-11-15 08:53:03 AM  
This, along with the previous thread about soccer players and head injuries, makes you wonder...

Who gets engaged/married after only knowing the person for 2 months? Doesn't seem too smart to me. (Exceptions to the rule, etc.)
 
2012-11-15 08:54:30 AM  
So hot and so crazy
 
2012-11-15 08:58:14 AM  

sovietski:
Who gets engaged/married after only knowing the person for 2 months? Doesn't seem too smart to me. (Exceptions to the rule, etc.)


Call me us an exception to the rule: Mrs EspiaBoricua and I dated for about three months before I was on my knees (both of them!) asking her to marry me. Ex-husband-drama aside, we're doing fine.
 
2012-11-15 09:00:02 AM  
They'll be divorced within a year.
 
2012-11-15 09:02:23 AM  
She's going to make a mint continuing her professional victim tour after he beats the shiat out of her and she does the talk show circuit.
 
2012-11-15 09:02:51 AM  
On June 2, 1998, Stevens was arrested on charges of second-degree assault armed with a deadly weapon and fourth-degree assault

On July 10, 1998, Stevens tested positive for marijuana and served a day in jail

On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

On May 4, 2001, Stevens was cited for reckless driving and hit and run after crashing into a nursing home. Stevens pleaded guilty to hit-and-run and causing property damage and was sentenced to 240 hours of community service.

On April 3, 2003, Stevens was stopped by Medina, Washington police and was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated. He was fined $1,000 and was sentenced to two days in jail

On March 13, 2007, Stevens was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona for suspicion of DUI after his blood alcohol content was measured at 0.204, over twice the legal limit of .08 and considered 'extreme DUI' in Arizona. He was later found guilty in a court trial, and was subsequently sentenced to 10 days in jail

On March 20, 2007, the Seattle Times reported that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints included vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints.

On October 23, 2010, Stevens was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Stevens had been pulled over for playing loud music, when the officer smelled marijuana, and discovered 38 grams of it in his car

On March 3, 2011, Stevens was arrested and charged with felony battery for punching two bouncers in a Tampa, Florida bar.

Then you marry him just after he gets out of jail for assualting you?

Hope Solo is as close to deserving whatever she gets as you can. I am *NOT* saying it's okay that he will hurt her. I am saying that if you jump in front of a moving bus knowingly then when you get hit by it, don't go biatching to anyone.

Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

/oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which
 
2012-11-15 09:05:50 AM  
Another fine-ass girl with daddy issues links up with a loser of epic proportions...color me shocked.

/Remember, fathers...be there for your daughters.
 
2012-11-15 09:07:58 AM  
I'm sure the US Women's team is going to be very patient with these kinds of distractions. Hope should practice saying 'Thanks for shopping Kroger's, please come again.'
 
2012-11-15 09:09:08 AM  

SubBass49: Another fine-ass girl with daddy issues links up with a loser of epic proportions...color me shocked.

/Remember, fathers...be there for your daughters.


i138.photobucket.com

Keep your daughter off the pole.
 
2012-11-15 09:12:26 AM  
It's crap like this that makes guys think it's OK to act like this dirtbag. Why the hell do women like the badboys??
 
2012-11-15 09:13:02 AM  

SubBass49: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.

...says the guy who claims to like N.W.A. on his profile...


I do. I also like Beethoven, the Carpenters and Drowning Pool. A lot of good music comes up past the flotsam and jetsam of what inspires it. Rap and hip hop have been farming the same back 40 for 30 years, now. It's time to change the record. And all this "gangstah boyee" malarkey can still suck a wet fart out of my ass. : )
 
2012-11-15 09:21:04 AM  

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?


That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...


She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.
 
2012-11-15 09:30:07 AM  
What's with these chimpanzee bee bop hand signals?

I don't understand this generation and their funky hipping and hopping and all that. No, not at all.
 
2012-11-15 09:34:19 AM  
Yesterday I predicted they'd be married by the end of the month. I'd like to change "married" to "divorced".
 
2012-11-15 09:35:23 AM  

Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.


And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.
 
2012-11-15 09:50:19 AM  
For someone like myself who takes pleasure in the misfortune of others, I approve of this marriage!
 
2012-11-15 09:52:02 AM  
Can't wait for the Lifetime movie starring Nancy McKeon and Blair Underwood
 
2012-11-15 09:54:50 AM  
Hope Duo?
 
2012-11-15 09:56:04 AM  

ongbok: And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


But uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
 
2012-11-15 09:57:18 AM  
Despite the numerous red flags cards, Hope Solo marries her recently arrested fiancé of two months
 
2012-11-15 10:08:20 AM  
DRTA - What does he do for income? Does he have a job? I am sure he spent all his football income.
 
2012-11-15 10:14:44 AM  

js34603: They'll be divorced within a year.


Divorced, dead, same diff.
 
2012-11-15 10:18:01 AM  
She'd better Hope he spells his name wrong on the marriage certificate, too.
 
2012-11-15 10:21:31 AM  
A history of assault, eh?

You gonna get the Hand, Solo.
 
2012-11-15 10:30:42 AM  
This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.
 
2012-11-15 10:33:25 AM  

SubBass49: I seen you jockin J.C. cause he got a Mercedes
and you know about his ladies, and all his babies
You just wanna ride, and get inside
and run around town, like Bonnie'n'Clyde
But see the moves you're makin, the route you're takin
will lead to heartbreakin and I'm not mistaken
You like his money, you'll be his honey
Get the truth - no excuse - you're a great big dummy!
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[D.M.C.]
I wish I knew, why a girl like you
wants to do all the things that you do
I know you want a man, but you should understand
that J.C. ain't D, you shouldn't be his fan
You're not this fine, you're out of your mind
And I wrote this rhyme just for your kind
Don't be misled, remember what I said
The rhymes of rappers surely knock some sense in your head
DUMB GIRL.. DUMB GIRL!

[Run]
(NOW..) Now you're the flyest girl, in the whole school
but they don't call you fly - they call you fool
Because you don't go to class, you will not pass
You like to go but you should slow because you're goin too fast
And I can tell that you're dumb when you walk in the place
Walkin round with your thumb cold stuck in your face
Always sinnin never winnin cause you're last in the race
You get high and tell a lie and think that makes you the ace
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) THE GIRL IS..

[Run]
Now you're a stupid sex fiend, with no will power (POWER)
Hit four guys in the bathroom at your last baby shower

[D.M.C.]
All the guys call you fast (FAST) but I call you slow (SLOW)
Always sniffin or givin (GIVIN) somebody a blow (BLOW)
Givin every guy a try (TRY) at the wink of an eye (EYE)
There's somethin that you're missin, that money can't buy (BUY)
When it comes to love, you're even hated by Cupid (CUPID)
You're (silly) dilly (dumb) and you're JUST PLAIN STUPID!
DUMB GIRL.. (stupid!) DUMB GIRL!

.. the girl is ..

[D.M.C.]
I hope you to listen to the words, that I speak
I'm not playin, what I'm sayin, can never be weak
You should use your brain, but you don't have one
And when it comes to sense you don't ha ...


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're done here~! :D
 
2012-11-15 10:43:16 AM  
Solo's teammate Jillian Loyden tweeted: 'Happy to witness such an amazing celebration of real love'
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-15 10:46:12 AM  

js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.


Too bad. I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-15 10:52:45 AM  
Some channel will give them a reality show. Too much potential drama to turn down.
 
2012-11-15 10:54:49 AM  
Bun in the oven?
 
2012-11-15 10:57:27 AM  

The Smails Kid: Hope Less. Duo?


Fixed.
 
2012-11-15 10:58:29 AM  

DubyaHater: js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.

Too bad. I'd hit it.


Too late. It done been hit already. And cut on the elbow, apparently.
 
2012-11-15 11:00:01 AM  

pag1107: Bun in the oven?


I hope not, her abs are spectacular.

/As is the rest of rest of her
//Still a biatch tho
 
2012-11-15 11:02:54 AM  
Vegas odds on Hope Solo becoming the next Nicole Simpson?

/Came for hot pictures of Hope Solo
//Left disappointed
 
2012-11-15 11:13:36 AM  

ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.



You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?
 
2012-11-15 11:15:27 AM  

UNC_Samurai: ongbok: And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.

But uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Boring conversation anyway.
 
2012-11-15 11:18:21 AM  
This will end well.
 
2012-11-15 11:28:21 AM  
Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.
 
2012-11-15 11:31:41 AM  

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.

 

I think I FTFY, I doubt you really care who the messenger is.
 
2012-11-15 11:37:55 AM  

pag1107: Bun in the oven?


First thing I thought, too.
 
2012-11-15 11:41:23 AM  

DubyaHater: js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.

Too bad. I'd hit it.


If you have a police scanner, you can make it there before the coroner and still have a chance.

Or, wait a couple days, after the muscles relax, and sneak into the morgue.
 
2012-11-15 11:45:45 AM  

Odd Bird: I think I FTFY, I doubt you really care who the messenger is.


Fair enough.

/can't read that article and think that there's a reason he should be alive.
 
2012-11-15 11:55:03 AM  
Chicks dig douchebags.
 
2012-11-15 11:57:43 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: DubyaHater: js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.

Too bad. I'd hit it.

If you have a police scanner, you can make it there before the coroner and still have a chance.

Or, wait a couple days, after the muscles relax, and sneak into the morgue.


"It's creepy at first, but there is something about the coldness, stillness and how beautiful it is" 
www.freewebs.com
 
2012-11-15 12:01:27 PM  
This will end well.

/death pool candidate?
 
2012-11-15 12:07:16 PM  
She is my soccer goali playing kid's hero.  Why couldn't she have picked some NFL player accused of murder instead?
 
2012-11-15 12:14:01 PM  
She is very unlikable. Her choice in a (hahaha) life partner is not helping matters.
 
2012-11-15 12:39:48 PM  

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.


www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-11-15 12:40:51 PM  
I love the Wiki...

imageshack.us

That being said, I can't wait for their sex tape to leak.
 
2012-11-15 12:42:38 PM  

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.


derpaderpaderp

/Watch a UW football game. The number of white suburban arthritic monkey signs will unleash a diarrhea torrent the likes of which have never been seen.
 
2012-11-15 12:59:35 PM  

downtownkid: ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?


The whole thing points to she was injured in the fight they had with the people at the party. Stevens probably went to hide when the police showed up because he has a record and was afraid he would be taken in because of it. And his history of violence comes from a charge over 10 years ago and a bar fight. So I wouldn't put much stock into his "history of violence."
 
2012-11-15 01:04:29 PM  

ongbok: downtownkid: ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?

The whole thing points to she was injured in the fight they had with the people at the party. Stevens probably went to hide when the police showed up because he has a record and was afraid he would be taken in because of it. And his history of violence comes from a charge over 10 years ago and a bar fight. So I wouldn't put much stock into his "history of violence."


They found evidence of a fight in the bedroom where he was hiding and covered with blood.
 
SMX
2012-11-15 01:08:02 PM  
According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.
 
2012-11-15 01:12:14 PM  

The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.


Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?
 
2012-11-15 01:14:53 PM  
Hope is a coal-burner? What a stretch of the imagination.

The only thing bigger than her ego is her idiocy.
 
2012-11-15 01:16:24 PM  

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.


What a scumbag.
 
2012-11-15 01:17:27 PM  

Fallout Boy: The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.

Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?


To that degree? Yes.

I think lots of people were totally shocked. I was at least partially shocked.
 
2012-11-15 01:32:37 PM  
Hope, we'll be seein' you soon in either Divorce Court, the emergency room or the morgue soon.
 
2012-11-15 01:40:15 PM  
This is gonna make Left Eye / Andre Rison look like farking George and Weezy.
 
2012-11-15 01:40:49 PM  
Well at least now it saves me from feeling bad for her when it ends terribly.
 
2012-11-15 01:44:22 PM  
Sad to see a good looking, relatively successful girl has decided she'd live out the rest of her life as a white-trash wigger.
 
2012-11-15 01:47:59 PM  

abhorrent1: Sad to see a good looking, relatively successful girl has decided she'd live out the rest of her life as a white-trash wigger.


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-11-15 01:55:54 PM  

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.


Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!
 
2012-11-15 01:58:33 PM  

sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!


It doesn't even include the last few years, which includes a pot arrest and a bar fight arrest, not to mention the domestic violence thing from yesterday.
 
2012-11-15 02:01:27 PM  

sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...


The only thing they left out was a gratuitous macaca reference at the end.
 
2012-11-15 02:11:47 PM  

IAmRight: sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!

It doesn't even include the last few years, which includes a pot arrest and a bar fight arrest, not to mention the domestic violence thing from yesterday.


My "favorite" thing in the magnum opus article was how the DA's office was wanting Seattle PD to violate their own SOPs and turn over the victim's statement. Yes, let's allow a suspected rapist to tailor his story around what the victim told police. Sounds legit.
 
2012-11-15 02:23:17 PM  

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.


Holy farking shiat. What a scumbag.
 
2012-11-15 02:23:59 PM  
I honestly don't understand how anyone finds her attractive.

she's at best, average looking, and an insanely arrogant biatch. her face looks like the divots if a golf course if I ever attempted to golf
 
2012-11-15 02:24:23 PM  

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.



Hang on, give ONGBOK a chance to make excuses...er...explain the creep's actions.

I don't know what's worse, Ongbok, the thought that you are an abusive type yourself or just a coward who enables those that actually are dangerous.
 
2012-11-15 02:25:48 PM  
I thought Hope Solo was the name of Han and Leia's daughter in Part VII.
 
2012-11-15 02:30:50 PM  

seumasokelly: derpaderpaderp


Well, since you put it THAT way. *sigh*
 
2012-11-15 02:37:55 PM  
The Curse of Super Bowl Xl is at it again. Nothing good came out of that game, including the end of Jerramy Stevens career.
 
2012-11-15 02:41:11 PM  

edgesrealm: The Curse of Super Bowl Xl is at it again. Nothing good came out of that game, including the end of Jerramy Stevens career.


F*cking Tarkenton...
 
2012-11-15 02:42:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-15 02:56:50 PM  
'He may have beat me on our wedding day, but that doesn't mean anything.'

Hope, seriously, run. Run far and fast.
 
2012-11-15 03:06:36 PM  
He hit me Link and it felt like a kiss.
 
2012-11-15 03:07:17 PM  
i'm sure he'll change for her
 
2012-11-15 03:34:19 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges


Or rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)

ecx.images-amazon.com

Definitely worth a read.
 
2012-11-15 03:40:24 PM  

gwowen: Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

Or rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Definitely worth a read.


Or, for the "short" version, I've posted a story in this thread and the previous one and SMX also posted the same story. (Which came from the Seattle Times and is probably written by those people).
 
2012-11-15 03:58:45 PM  

The Muthaship: Fallout Boy: The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.

Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?

To that degree? Yes.

I think lots of people were totally shocked. I was at least partially shocked.


Same here. I was a little young at the time Jordan ruled the courts but i had no idea he was that big a douche bag.
 
2012-11-15 04:04:51 PM  
It is funny that everyone that lives in and around Seattle assumes "Is Jerremy Stevens an asshole?" to be a rhetorical question.

It's only the experts from somewhere else that actually try to answer it.
 
2012-11-15 04:46:03 PM  
Isn't it ironic that the arraignment was held on what was to be their wedding daaa-ee-ay?
 
2012-11-15 04:54:58 PM  
He's a huge piece of shiat, for sure. Funny that he ran his mouth all week leading up to the Super Bowl against the Steelers (mainly Joey Porter) and proceeded to back up his talk by laying a huge turd on the field. Refs were questionable, but if Stevens had a moderately decent game the 'Hawks would've won.
 
2012-11-15 05:03:03 PM  

mynamebackwards: Refs were questionable, but if Stevens had a moderately decent game the 'Hawks would've won.


Even if he catches the most important of those passes... the refs were going to take it away.
 
2012-11-15 05:14:23 PM  

bunner: am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?


cdn.static.ovimg.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-15 05:17:04 PM  

CreaseMunky: pag1107: Bun in the oven?

First thing I thought, too.


Stevens doesn't seem to be the kind of guy who'd decide to get married just because he got a girl pregnant. I think it's more likely that these are just two very screwed-up people, and that we will be seeing more mug shots in the future.
 
2012-11-15 05:19:18 PM  
so can we claim ownership of 'dope' solo before the media does?
 
2012-11-15 05:20:09 PM  

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.


holy crap. i follow college ball and the nfl religiously....and that blew me away. what a scumbag.

/thanks for posting that link.
 
2012-11-15 05:40:42 PM  
Makes me sad.

As a Seattle sports fan I am very familiar with the bad news that is Stevens. I like Solo. I wish she had made better choices. Someone mentioned Rhianna. I think it's the right parallel.

/Here's to hoping the USWNT has a good back up for Solo.
//No idea who it is, probably should know
 
2012-11-15 06:13:39 PM  

Zoophagous: /Here's to hoping the USWNT has a good back up for Solo.
//No idea who it is, probably should know


Nicole Barnhart and Jill Loyden. Pretty sure Barnhart's the #2. She's solid, but stocky and a bit slower on the react than Hope is.

Something about this whole union gives me a bit of worry that one of these days, someone's going to do something stupid, and one of them isn't making it out alive. I hope I'm wrong.
 
2012-11-15 06:42:45 PM  
Black douchebag beats up white girlfriend...color me SHOCKED.
 
2012-11-15 06:47:34 PM  

Jack_Knopf: Black douchebag beats up white girlfriend...color me SHOCKED.


So, she'll have a baby next time he roughs her up? To show she really love him?
 
2012-11-15 07:44:32 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: /oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which


I'm fairly certain that "red flags" is a common colloquial term for "obvious warning signs indicating a potentially dangerous situation which should be avoided".

Maybe you should expand your knowledge of metaphors beyond the realm of sports.
 
2012-11-15 07:49:35 PM  
Just when you think soccer could not get less exciting the only straight gal on the team gets married.
 
2012-11-15 10:56:53 PM  
Just read the linked article from the Seattle Times on Stevens. Obviously he's a terrible human being, but if you've never, ever had to face any consequences for your actions, why change your behavior?

On another note, how does someone who can't spell "saturday" or "could" get into college, no matter how good they are at football?
 
2012-11-15 11:39:12 PM  
There are a lot of stupid women in the world. This chick fits that description. I'm sure she can "change" him.
 
2012-11-16 01:27:06 AM  

seumasokelly: /Watch a UW football game. The number of white suburban arthritic monkey signs will unleash a diarrhea torrent the likes of which have never been seen.


what the hell are you even talking about
 
2012-11-16 07:10:06 AM  

Cybernetic: Jim from Saint Paul: /oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which

I'm fairly certain that "red flags" is a common colloquial term for "obvious warning signs indicating a potentially dangerous situation which should be avoided".

Maybe you should expand your knowledge of metaphors beyond the realm of sports.


Thnx. I r stupid. U can halp make me smurt?

/I like birdies
 
SMX
2012-11-16 08:36:52 AM  

IAmRight: gwowen: Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

Or rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Definitely worth a read.

Or, for the "short" version, I've posted a story in this thread and the previous one and SMX also posted the same story. (Which came from the Seattle Times and is probably written by those people).


Oops. Didn't notice your post already had that article linked! It's good...but pretty messed up read.
 
2012-11-16 09:27:25 AM  

SMX: Oops. Didn't notice your post already had that article linked! It's good...but pretty messed up read.


No problem - didn't really make it clear what it was. Besides, a lot of people have me blocked, and it's important for some people to understand that no, it's not a case of Washingtonians just not liking him and not giving him a chance. Dude is a serious POS.
 
2012-11-16 12:10:48 PM  

Cybernetic: Jim from Saint Paul: /oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which

I'm fairly certain that "red flags" is a common colloquial term for "obvious warning signs indicating a potentially dangerous situation which should be avoided".

Maybe you should expand your knowledge of metaphors beyond the realm of sports.


And with him being a footballer of sorts they use flags in football too.. so subbys headline is crafty and thought provoking

+1
 
2012-11-16 12:14:57 PM  
does she have 2 faces?

l.yimg.com



theoriginalwinger.com

warpaint makes a big difference.
 
2012-11-16 03:13:24 PM  

show me: I thought Hope Solo was the name of Han and Leia's daughter in Part VII.


No. I think it was Jacen, Jaina, and Scooby.

Scooby Solo.
 
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