Jack_Knopf: Black douchebag beats up white girlfriend...color me SHOCKED.
Jim from Saint Paul: /oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag//not sure which
seumasokelly: /Watch a UW football game. The number of white suburban arthritic monkey signs will unleash a diarrhea torrent the likes of which have never been seen.
Cybernetic: Jim from Saint Paul: /oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag//not sure whichI'm fairly certain that "red flags" is a common colloquial term for "obvious warning signs indicating a potentially dangerous situation which should be avoided".Maybe you should expand your knowledge of metaphors beyond the realm of sports.
IAmRight: gwowen: Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all chargesOr rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]Definitely worth a read.Or, for the "short" version, I've posted a story in this thread and the previous one and SMX also posted the same story. (Which came from the Seattle Times and is probably written by those people).
SMX: Oops. Didn't notice your post already had that article linked! It's good...but pretty messed up read.
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