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(Daily Mail)   Despite the numerous red flags, Hope Solo marries her recently arrested fiancé of two months   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 112
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2012-11-15 11:45:45 AM

Odd Bird: I think I FTFY, I doubt you really care who the messenger is.


Fair enough.

/can't read that article and think that there's a reason he should be alive.
 
2012-11-15 11:55:03 AM
Chicks dig douchebags.
 
2012-11-15 11:57:43 AM

FirstNationalBastard: DubyaHater: js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.

Too bad. I'd hit it.

If you have a police scanner, you can make it there before the coroner and still have a chance.

Or, wait a couple days, after the muscles relax, and sneak into the morgue.


"It's creepy at first, but there is something about the coldness, stillness and how beautiful it is" 
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2012-11-15 12:01:27 PM
This will end well.

/death pool candidate?
 
2012-11-15 12:07:16 PM
She is my soccer goali playing kid's hero.  Why couldn't she have picked some NFL player accused of murder instead?
 
2012-11-15 12:14:01 PM
She is very unlikable. Her choice in a (hahaha) life partner is not helping matters.
 
2012-11-15 12:39:48 PM

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.


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2012-11-15 12:40:51 PM
I love the Wiki...

imageshack.us

That being said, I can't wait for their sex tape to leak.
 
2012-11-15 12:42:38 PM

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.


derpaderpaderp

/Watch a UW football game. The number of white suburban arthritic monkey signs will unleash a diarrhea torrent the likes of which have never been seen.
 
2012-11-15 12:59:35 PM

downtownkid: ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?


The whole thing points to she was injured in the fight they had with the people at the party. Stevens probably went to hide when the police showed up because he has a record and was afraid he would be taken in because of it. And his history of violence comes from a charge over 10 years ago and a bar fight. So I wouldn't put much stock into his "history of violence."
 
2012-11-15 01:04:29 PM

ongbok: downtownkid: ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?

The whole thing points to she was injured in the fight they had with the people at the party. Stevens probably went to hide when the police showed up because he has a record and was afraid he would be taken in because of it. And his history of violence comes from a charge over 10 years ago and a bar fight. So I wouldn't put much stock into his "history of violence."


They found evidence of a fight in the bedroom where he was hiding and covered with blood.
 
SMX
2012-11-15 01:08:02 PM
According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.
 
2012-11-15 01:12:14 PM

The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.


Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?
 
2012-11-15 01:14:53 PM
Hope is a coal-burner? What a stretch of the imagination.

The only thing bigger than her ego is her idiocy.
 
2012-11-15 01:16:24 PM

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.


What a scumbag.
 
2012-11-15 01:17:27 PM

Fallout Boy: The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.

Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?


To that degree? Yes.

I think lots of people were totally shocked. I was at least partially shocked.
 
2012-11-15 01:32:37 PM
Hope, we'll be seein' you soon in either Divorce Court, the emergency room or the morgue soon.
 
2012-11-15 01:40:15 PM
This is gonna make Left Eye / Andre Rison look like farking George and Weezy.
 
2012-11-15 01:40:49 PM
Well at least now it saves me from feeling bad for her when it ends terribly.
 
2012-11-15 01:44:22 PM
Sad to see a good looking, relatively successful girl has decided she'd live out the rest of her life as a white-trash wigger.
 
2012-11-15 01:47:59 PM

abhorrent1: Sad to see a good looking, relatively successful girl has decided she'd live out the rest of her life as a white-trash wigger.


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-11-15 01:55:54 PM

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.


Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!
 
2012-11-15 01:58:33 PM

sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!


It doesn't even include the last few years, which includes a pot arrest and a bar fight arrest, not to mention the domestic violence thing from yesterday.
 
2012-11-15 02:01:27 PM

sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...


The only thing they left out was a gratuitous macaca reference at the end.
 
2012-11-15 02:11:47 PM

IAmRight: sovietski: Jeebus. I figured that article would eventually end, but it just kept going and going and going...

I second your "stand up guy." I'd let him watch my kid, for sure!

It doesn't even include the last few years, which includes a pot arrest and a bar fight arrest, not to mention the domestic violence thing from yesterday.


My "favorite" thing in the magnum opus article was how the DA's office was wanting Seattle PD to violate their own SOPs and turn over the victim's statement. Yes, let's allow a suspected rapist to tailor his story around what the victim told police. Sounds legit.
 
2012-11-15 02:23:17 PM

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.


Holy farking shiat. What a scumbag.
 
2012-11-15 02:23:59 PM
I honestly don't understand how anyone finds her attractive.

she's at best, average looking, and an insanely arrogant biatch. her face looks like the divots if a golf course if I ever attempted to golf
 
2012-11-15 02:24:23 PM

SMX: According to this fine article his sexual assault case was actual more just straight up rape.

Seems like a stand up guy.



Hang on, give ONGBOK a chance to make excuses...er...explain the creep's actions.

I don't know what's worse, Ongbok, the thought that you are an abusive type yourself or just a coward who enables those that actually are dangerous.
 
2012-11-15 02:25:48 PM
I thought Hope Solo was the name of Han and Leia's daughter in Part VII.
 
2012-11-15 02:30:50 PM

seumasokelly: derpaderpaderp


Well, since you put it THAT way. *sigh*
 
2012-11-15 02:37:55 PM
The Curse of Super Bowl Xl is at it again. Nothing good came out of that game, including the end of Jerramy Stevens career.
 
2012-11-15 02:41:11 PM

edgesrealm: The Curse of Super Bowl Xl is at it again. Nothing good came out of that game, including the end of Jerramy Stevens career.


F*cking Tarkenton...
 
2012-11-15 02:42:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-15 02:56:50 PM
'He may have beat me on our wedding day, but that doesn't mean anything.'

Hope, seriously, run. Run far and fast.
 
2012-11-15 03:06:36 PM
He hit me Link and it felt like a kiss.
 
2012-11-15 03:07:17 PM
i'm sure he'll change for her
 
2012-11-15 03:34:19 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges


Or rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)

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Definitely worth a read.
 
2012-11-15 03:40:24 PM

gwowen: Jim from Saint Paul: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

Or rather, a Huskies fan prosecutor, with a lengthy history of not prosecuting Huskies, declined to prosecute - a result that left the investigating detectives absolutely farking furious. The followup investigation by two Seattle Times journalists won them awards and a book deal (one of them would go one and win a Pulitzer for an unrelated story)

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Definitely worth a read.


Or, for the "short" version, I've posted a story in this thread and the previous one and SMX also posted the same story. (Which came from the Seattle Times and is probably written by those people).
 
2012-11-15 03:58:45 PM

The Muthaship: Fallout Boy: The Muthaship: This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.

Wow. It took you that long to know that Jordan was an arsehole?

To that degree? Yes.

I think lots of people were totally shocked. I was at least partially shocked.


Same here. I was a little young at the time Jordan ruled the courts but i had no idea he was that big a douche bag.
 
2012-11-15 04:04:51 PM
It is funny that everyone that lives in and around Seattle assumes "Is Jerremy Stevens an asshole?" to be a rhetorical question.

It's only the experts from somewhere else that actually try to answer it.
 
2012-11-15 04:46:03 PM
Isn't it ironic that the arraignment was held on what was to be their wedding daaa-ee-ay?
 
2012-11-15 04:54:58 PM
He's a huge piece of shiat, for sure. Funny that he ran his mouth all week leading up to the Super Bowl against the Steelers (mainly Joey Porter) and proceeded to back up his talk by laying a huge turd on the field. Refs were questionable, but if Stevens had a moderately decent game the 'Hawks would've won.
 
2012-11-15 05:03:03 PM

mynamebackwards: Refs were questionable, but if Stevens had a moderately decent game the 'Hawks would've won.


Even if he catches the most important of those passes... the refs were going to take it away.
 
2012-11-15 05:14:23 PM

bunner: am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?


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2012-11-15 05:17:04 PM

CreaseMunky: pag1107: Bun in the oven?

First thing I thought, too.


Stevens doesn't seem to be the kind of guy who'd decide to get married just because he got a girl pregnant. I think it's more likely that these are just two very screwed-up people, and that we will be seeing more mug shots in the future.
 
2012-11-15 05:19:18 PM
so can we claim ownership of 'dope' solo before the media does?
 
2012-11-15 05:20:09 PM

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens.


holy crap. i follow college ball and the nfl religiously....and that blew me away. what a scumbag.

/thanks for posting that link.
 
2012-11-15 05:40:42 PM
Makes me sad.

As a Seattle sports fan I am very familiar with the bad news that is Stevens. I like Solo. I wish she had made better choices. Someone mentioned Rhianna. I think it's the right parallel.

/Here's to hoping the USWNT has a good back up for Solo.
//No idea who it is, probably should know
 
2012-11-15 06:13:39 PM

Zoophagous: /Here's to hoping the USWNT has a good back up for Solo.
//No idea who it is, probably should know


Nicole Barnhart and Jill Loyden. Pretty sure Barnhart's the #2. She's solid, but stocky and a bit slower on the react than Hope is.

Something about this whole union gives me a bit of worry that one of these days, someone's going to do something stupid, and one of them isn't making it out alive. I hope I'm wrong.
 
2012-11-15 06:42:45 PM
Black douchebag beats up white girlfriend...color me SHOCKED.
 
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