Dumbass tag is busy subby? This marriage will work the followup tag many times.

What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.

She's a soccer player, she does not understand what a red flag means.

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.

...says the guy who claims to like N.W.A. on his profile...

This, along with the previous thread about soccer players and head injuries, makes you wonder...

Who gets engaged/married after only knowing the person for 2 months? Doesn't seem too smart to me. (Exceptions to the rule, etc.)

So hot and so crazy

sovietski:
Who gets engaged/married after only knowing the person for 2 months? Doesn't seem too smart to me. (Exceptions to the rule, etc.)

Call me us an exception to the rule: Mrs EspiaBoricua and I dated for about three months before I was on my knees (both of them!) asking her to marry me. Ex-husband-drama aside, we're doing fine.

They'll be divorced within a year.

On June 2, 1998, Stevens was arrested on charges of second-degree assault armed with a deadly weapon and fourth-degree assault

On July 10, 1998, Stevens tested positive for marijuana and served a day in jail

On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman - he was later cleared of all charges

On May 4, 2001, Stevens was cited for reckless driving and hit and run after crashing into a nursing home. Stevens pleaded guilty to hit-and-run and causing property damage and was sentenced to 240 hours of community service.

On April 3, 2003, Stevens was stopped by Medina, Washington police and was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated. He was fined $1,000 and was sentenced to two days in jail

On March 13, 2007, Stevens was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona for suspicion of DUI after his blood alcohol content was measured at 0.204, over twice the legal limit of .08 and considered 'extreme DUI' in Arizona. He was later found guilty in a court trial, and was subsequently sentenced to 10 days in jail

On March 20, 2007, the Seattle Times reported that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints included vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints.

On October 23, 2010, Stevens was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Stevens had been pulled over for playing loud music, when the officer smelled marijuana, and discovered 38 grams of it in his car

On March 3, 2011, Stevens was arrested and charged with felony battery for punching two bouncers in a Tampa, Florida bar.

Then you marry him just after he gets out of jail for assualting you?

Hope Solo is as close to deserving whatever she gets as you can. I am *NOT* saying it's okay that he will hurt her. I am saying that if you jump in front of a moving bus knowingly then when you get hit by it, don't go biatching to anyone.

Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

/oh and subby, you either fail misreably or masterfully have merged red card and yellow flag
//not sure which

Another fine-ass girl with daddy issues links up with a loser of epic proportions...color me shocked.

/Remember, fathers...be there for your daughters.

SubBass49: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

Seriously, what is this sh*t?

Every time somebody black glares at me and contorts their hands into some crippled display of finger gymnastics, am I supposed to sh*t my pants and assume that 30 of his friends are waiting outside to kill me?

Blow it our your ass, kids.

...says the guy who claims to like N.W.A. on his profile...

I do. I also like Beethoven, the Carpenters and Drowning Pool. A lot of good music comes up past the flotsam and jetsam of what inspires it. Rap and hip hop have been farming the same back 40 for 30 years, now. It's time to change the record. And all this "gangstah boyee" malarkey can still suck a wet fart out of my ass. : )

bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

What's with these chimpanzee bee bop hand signals?

I don't understand this generation and their funky hipping and hopping and all that. No, not at all.

Yesterday I predicted they'd be married by the end of the month. I'd like to change "married" to "divorced".

Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.

For someone like myself who takes pleasure in the misfortune of others, I approve of this marriage!

Can't wait for the Lifetime movie starring Nancy McKeon and Blair Underwood

Hope Duo?

ongbok: And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.

But uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

DRTA - What does he do for income? Does he have a job? I am sure he spent all his football income.

She'd better Hope he spells his name wrong on the marriage certificate, too.

A history of assault, eh?

You gonna get the Hand, Solo.

This chick has blown more goodwill capital than MJ in his HOF speech.

Solo's teammate Jillian Loyden tweeted: 'Happy to witness such an amazing celebration of real love'

js34603: They'll be divorced dead within a year.

Too bad. I'd hit it.

Some channel will give them a reality show. Too much potential drama to turn down.

pag1107: Bun in the oven?

I hope not, her abs are spectacular.

/As is the rest of rest of her
//Still a biatch tho

Vegas odds on Hope Solo becoming the next Nicole Simpson?

/Came for hot pictures of Hope Solo
//Left disappointed

ongbok: Tickle Mittens: bunner: What is the f*cking deal with all of these arthritic monkey "gang" signs?

That's a "W" for University of Washington, where they went to school.

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe her and Rhianna could trade notes on how to get your ass whooped properly...

She had a laceration on her elbow, he was found "hiding/sleeping" covered in bumps and scrapes. According to local reports, which were inescable.

For my part, I'm glad two crazy people found each other and decided not to bother other people.

And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.


You forgot the part where Stevens has a history of violence, and the part where they found him hiding behind a bed with bloodstains on his shirt when they found him.

While the whole thing was circumstantial as no one at the house would talk to the police, the circumstantial evidence very much points to domestic violence. Not sure how you could come up with any other conclusion, care to explain?

UNC_Samurai: ongbok: And there was a fight with unknown males at the house. She could have gotten the cut from that. It sounds like the cops were called for a disturbance, and when nobody at the house would talk to them they got pissed and arrested Stevens on what ever they could arrest him on.

But uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Boring conversation anyway.

This will end well.

IAmRight: Honestly hope someone in Solo's family kills Stevens. 

I think I FTFY, I doubt you really care who the messenger is.

pag1107: Bun in the oven?

First thing I thought, too.