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(AZ Family)   The sad truth about exotic dancers is that they always look better in the strip clubs than they do in their mugshots for human smuggling charges   (azfamily.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-15 09:11:54 AM
Strip clubs are dark for a reason.
 
2012-11-15 09:35:53 AM
She ain't got no alibi.
 
2012-11-15 09:39:11 AM

Sybarite: She ain't got no alibi.


U - G - L - Y
 
2012-11-15 10:13:00 AM
Something about low lighting and sparkly cleavage, I'd wager.
 
2012-11-15 10:14:26 AM
Next you'll tell me that the stripper's don't think I'm different from the usual guys that come in there.
 
2012-11-15 10:15:29 AM
Drunk + Dark room = Hotter chicks.
 
2012-11-15 10:15:47 AM
Grable's alt! Paging Grable's alt!
 
2012-11-15 10:18:58 AM
Bustamonte.... ?!
 
2012-11-15 10:19:05 AM
Well yo be fair your not really looking at their faces in the dark clubs
 
2012-11-15 10:19:49 AM
You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.
 
2012-11-15 10:20:37 AM
Drink till shes beautiful subby.
 
2012-11-15 10:20:41 AM
So Bustamante was busted for cruising with illegals.

Ha!

Cruise Bustamante.
 
2012-11-15 10:21:35 AM
media.azfamily.com

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2012-11-15 10:23:52 AM
Or when they're crying.
 
2012-11-15 10:24:07 AM
If you want it baby you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
 
2012-11-15 10:25:14 AM
This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.
 
2012-11-15 10:25:26 AM
You don't know what is from the neck down. You can clean up about anybody with makeup and a hair styling.
 
2012-11-15 10:27:18 AM
Giving people a ride: carpooling. Human trafficking: six felony counts. It's all about perspective.
 
2012-11-15 10:33:27 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Grable's alt! Paging Grable's alt!


Because she's not the hero Fark deserves, but the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's our hero. She's a silent poster, a watchful protector. A Fark knight.

GRABLE"S ALT
 
2012-11-15 10:33:44 AM
Just goes to show that "exotic" is in the eyes of the desperate
 
2012-11-15 10:33:53 AM

Glendale: Or when they're crying.


I thought I was the only one who finds crying strippers to be a turn on!
 
2012-11-15 10:34:19 AM
This makes sense. When I'm in a strip club, it's not the faces I'm looking at.
 
2012-11-15 10:36:50 AM

H31N0US: You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.


Used to call those from the truck stops lot lizards.... nasty.
 
2012-11-15 10:37:13 AM
Oh, come on I'm sure she can't be that- *clicks link*

Oh.
 
2012-11-15 10:37:34 AM
She's beneath even you lowly Farker standards. Yuck.
 
2012-11-15 10:47:17 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.




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What a DNA lottery looks like
 


/Yes please
 
2012-11-15 10:55:12 AM
She looks like my neighbor's mom... who's 70.
 
2012-11-15 10:59:19 AM
There are different lvl's of strip clubs and different level's of dancers in a club. Because this woman sometimes sway's while scantily clad before the $5 lunch buffett at a low budget club doesn't make her and exotic dancer, it makes her desperate which is probably part of why she was driving illegal's for a coyote.
 
2012-11-15 11:39:56 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.


Sure, any woman short of hideous she-beast can look good with tons of makeup and fancy clothes and low light. Some few of them actually look damned good in jeans and a sweatshirt.
 
2012-11-15 11:44:27 AM
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/rough looking 33
 
2012-11-15 11:57:40 AM
Danielle Trejo
 
2012-11-15 12:10:31 PM

Mr.Hawk: AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.



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What a DNA lottery looks like 


/Yes please


Please to not be bursting my bubble!
 
2012-11-15 12:23:08 PM
Yeah, it's just crazy talk to imagine that she might not be in full stripper makeup when she's on her day job as a coyote. Strippers are better at hiding their real appearances than any superhero that's not in a suit of armor. I got a lap dance once from a stripper who worked for my employer--she even told me where her job location was. (My employer has workers in the four figures range.) I contrived to hang out near her location for a while, just to see what she looked like on the job, but unless she quit or transferred right after our little tete-a-tete, I probably passed her half a dozen times without knowing it.
 
2012-11-15 12:51:21 PM

H31N0US: You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.


media-1.web.britannica.com

Well known for picking out hotties.
 
2012-11-15 01:39:32 PM
In the club, you don't look at their face.
 
2012-11-15 06:44:21 PM
Because beer.
 
2012-11-15 09:26:47 PM
So the woman busted as an exotic dancer and Human Smuggler is going to the Adult facility in Pinal County?

How hard is Pinal County?

*Mumbles to self*
 
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