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(AZCentral)   Mitt Romney breaks his silence after the crushing election defeat to say Obama won fair and square. Just kidding. He claims the President bribed minorities to vote for him   (azcentral.com) divider line 61
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2012-11-15 07:41:39 AM
5 votes:
"I'm free to drop the mask now. Let them see the real Mitt," seems to be the gist.

Uh, Mitt? We already did. You already made this stuff perfectly clear in the 47% tape. But hell, it was clear before that.

This is the first time you've hit the news since your loss, and it's excuse-mongering that repeats the vile shiat you repudiated only a few weeks ago.

Mitt, you have exceeded W in the miserable failure department. From now on, flipflops will be called foot mittens.
2012-11-15 03:30:17 AM
5 votes:
Mittens might be a pompous prevaricating bloviator, but I do have to admit that he is a soulless, heartless, amoral douchebag who only cares about the fattening of his own wallet. And now he's just being a whiney little biatch.
2012-11-15 11:11:58 AM
4 votes:

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: Called him a liar. He didn't provide any proof. Total troll.

Oh, yeah. Like there is something that you would consider proof. Wanna see my tax returns and my receipts? How about I send you the pdf of my credit card statements? Want my SS# too? How about my mom's maiden name? Want my PIN too?

tool. pretending that there is some level of proof that would satisfy you on my charitable giving. F you.


Do you not know how to use MS Paint? Can you not take a copy of an old donation showing that you donated X amount of dollars? I'm sure, you can do the same with a paystub. It's not that hard you know.
i.imgur.com
2012-11-15 08:43:26 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-15 07:37:47 AM
4 votes:
Considering taxpayers could have covered healthcare for ten families with what they had to pay to subsidize your goddamn ballerina horse, I cordially invite you to go f*ck yourself, Little Lord Mittleroy.
2012-11-15 02:24:23 AM
4 votes:

MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.


and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.
2012-11-15 02:15:56 AM
3 votes:

log_jammin: "You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge," Romney said, the New York Times reported.


You mean a family in or near poverty benefits from not having to spend 30-40% of their income on healthcare? The devil you say!
2012-11-15 11:48:12 AM
2 votes:

SevenizGud: I give 85% of my income to charity, dipshiat.


www.BarnyardSluts.com isn't a charity.
2012-11-15 10:14:26 AM
2 votes:

Goodfella: what the hell is a mit romney?


It has taken nearly seven years to find an answer to that question. But now it can be stated quite definitively, Mitt Romney is a loser.
2012-11-15 09:32:52 AM
2 votes:

SevenizGud: Dusk-You-n-Me: The poor will work harder if we give them less

How about working AT ALL?

Why would a poor person go get a job AT ALL if he can get everyone else to give him enough money to get everything he needs without working? Already there are GENERATIONS of people who have NEVER worked. At all. Ever.

Guess which way they vote.


I would imagine that the Romney boys voted for their father.
2012-11-15 09:30:49 AM
2 votes:
And his ignore list grew ten times that day
2012-11-15 09:28:16 AM
2 votes:
Where is my tax free ObamaTurkey then?
2012-11-15 09:17:06 AM
2 votes:
Someone dusted off their mid-term election alt a little early.
2012-11-15 09:14:36 AM
2 votes:

morlinge: I think all this article proves is how much the democrats love to gloat after their victory. Clearly the republican party is trying to be the bigger man, but the democrats just cannot stop spiking the ball. Really disgraceful.


I'd like to point out that more than half the country categorically denied Romney. They didn't just deny him the presidency, they rejected him wholly as an attempted leader, knowing he was lying, outright and completely, about many of his claims, and promises. They smelled his BS like a fart in the car.

The residents of this nation stood up at once and said: No! Not yours! You can't have it. Those that were opposed to his competitor couldn't even be bothered to leave the house to vote for him. He was such an unsaleable force in the political environment, his own kind left him forsaken! That's very telling about a candidate when he can't even whip up his own base, because they know he's full of it.

So, no, we're not spiking the ball. We're congratulating each other on a job well done and you come into OUR party like a drunk ex-wife and start complaining and whining. We politely asked you to leave, but, no you have something to say, you want to ruin it for us. Well, I'm sorry. We're not going to put up with it.

Not only is your candidate a loser, you are, as well. You backed a loser. There are some on your side of the fence that were cogent about the election and stayed home, knowing Romney was a loser, but you had to go balls deep, parade around, showing your ass and making a fool out of yourself during the process. So, when we simply show you how egregiously moronic you were, you fall back on the tried and true Right Wing platform of playing the victim.

Now, mind you, we were gonna let it go, but since you Republicans like to talk about rape so much and how it's not a big deal, we all decided in a secret forum only for Lefties to verbally rape you and your kind every time you decide to show up with your stupid persecution complex. You want to be the victim? You got it buddy! I got you flagged and will dog you and your victim complex for the next four years, lest you forget exactly how bad your candidate was, and how badly he lost.

For the next four years, we will treat you EXACTLY as you've been acting: As victims, and as such, we are going to victimize you every chance we get. We don't like it, but we want you to fit in. You chose the role, not us, so quit crying about your position. It was your decision to be the victim, not ours, we're just more than happy to accommodate you.
2012-11-15 08:45:59 AM
2 votes:
I think all this article proves is how much the democrats love to gloat after their victory. Clearly the republican party is trying to be the bigger man, but the democrats just cannot stop spiking the ball. Really disgraceful.
2012-11-15 08:32:37 AM
2 votes:

Hydra: CPennypacker: Look at this. Look at this and laugh.

There's nothing in that statement that's incorrect.


Laugh even harder at this when you're done.
2012-11-15 08:17:52 AM
2 votes:
You know after this election I was sort of concerned that the Conservatives in this country would re-group, reflect on their loss and get their act together. The would support comprehensiveness immigration reform, move a little (but not substantiated) toward the center on taxes, and use that strategy to outflank Obama and stage a comeback. It would be the death knell of my lulz, the butthurt would dry up and all my entertainment would dissipate.

But the past week has made me giddy. If anything the butthurt is increasing at an exponential level now. MORE BENGHAZI!!!! THEIR WAS A CONSPIRACY TO GET TO PETRAUES SO HE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT HE KNOWS!!!! OBAMA WON BY GIVING AWAY FREE STUFF TO THOSE HORRIBLE MINORITIES AND WOMEN!!!! CLOSE THE BORDER!!!!! NO TAX HIKES FOR THE RICH EVEN IF IT MEANS RAISING TAXES ON THE MIDDLE CLASS!!!!!

You guys really are coming unhinged. It's glorious.
2012-11-15 07:50:43 AM
2 votes:
Preview is your friend. Let's try this again.

Hey Republicans
2012-11-15 07:34:33 AM
2 votes:

EnviroDude: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

[i45.tinypic.com image 425x229]

No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states


You said something dumb and should feel ashamed.
2012-11-15 07:34:08 AM
2 votes:

MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.


What does Anne Romney have to do with this?
2012-11-15 02:33:13 AM
2 votes:

MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.


Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

i45.tinypic.com
2012-11-15 02:32:41 AM
2 votes:

westfork: Makes sense to me, all my white trash relatives got was an Obama Phone and that was enough to make them vote for the Big O.


They are white. White people don't get handouts. They reap rewards.
2012-11-15 11:44:05 AM
1 votes:
Tell you what, if I got rich I wouldn't be posting stupid shiat on internet websites anymore. I'd be driving around avoiding the poors in my Mercedes Porsche.
2012-11-15 11:35:18 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-11-15 11:05:27 AM
1 votes:

SDRR: So long Mitt, please ride off into obscurity now.


i.huffpost.com
2012-11-15 11:00:50 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: Children really should be forced to labor if they want to eat. This country went to hell when we took the kids out of the coal mines and put them in classrooms.

Okay, first of all, do children really apply for food stamps often?

But more to the point...why do MY CHILDREN have to suffer through my purchasing power being eroded through my money being given to losers? It may not be those losers' kids' fault, but I can tell you one thing for sure...it isn't the fault of MY CHILDREN!


Your lazy little brats should be in the mines too. What have those little leeches done to earn their keep? .
2012-11-15 10:58:01 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: HST's Dead Carcass: When was the last time you saw a Welfare Case driving a car as new and nice as yours?

The last time I was in the grocery store and the couple in front of me in line were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms, and paying in food stamps, and I thought, that's okay, at least they are working...

And then they hopped into their brand new camaro and drove off.

But my issue isn't with programs, except when the program is there to reward people for being losers.


Thats nothing.

Last week I was at the Whole Foods. Some guy walks in wearing an Armani suit, but with the pants down around his ass, you know how they do it. The woman he was with was wearing some Dolce & Gabana dress and those big blinged out glasses. She was chatting away on her brand new iphone.Their rug rast, completely decked out in tap out clothing, were playing on their brand new ipad minis. They were loud and rude to everyone as they went through the store. I was waiting patiently in line at the shade grown coffee counter and they cut right in front me, laughing as they did it. They ordered the most expensive lattes, paid for it with their welfare card, took two sips and then tossed them away. I watched as the paid for the rest of their groceries with the welfare EBT as well. After leaving the checkout, the got into their brand new Bentley (which was parked right in front of the doors, how typical) and then drove it to the other side of the lot into their Sea King Helicopter and left.

We needed Romney to stop the helicopter welfare queens!
2012-11-15 10:25:28 AM
1 votes:
Here you go, SevenizGud

opensourcebridge.org

Remember: Its easy to be stupid, but its hard to be this stupid.
2012-11-15 10:14:37 AM
1 votes:
Real 'Merkins vote AGAINST their own interests, Dontcha know.
2012-11-15 10:01:45 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: rufus-t-firefly: People who make $25,000 - $35,000 a year ARE taxpayers, dipshiat.

Wow, $2,500 in tax!!! Way to pull that wagon! I hope that wagon does not get to escape velocity and go into orbit.


Let me make you understand something. Different amounts of money mean different things to different people.

$2,500 seems like not very much to you.

To me... Well, I would eat through your torso for $2,500.
2012-11-15 09:51:18 AM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: I would imagine that the Romney boys voted for their father.

I had no idea the Romney boys were considered poor.

We were discussing generation of people who have ever worked. NEVER. Here's what those kind of leeches look like..

[thefamily.com image 600x371]

Aren't lazy mooches like these folks disgusting?


I like how they tried to color code everyone by generation, but like usual, Bapp totally farked it all up.
2012-11-15 09:48:53 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: theknuckler_33: Because being poor farking sucks.

Evidently it doesn't suck as much as working.


Consistent troll is consistent.
2012-11-15 09:41:22 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: I would imagine that the Romney boys voted for their father.

I had no idea the Romney boys were considered poor.


We were discussing generation of people who have ever worked. NEVER. Here's what those kind of leeches look like..

thefamily.com

Aren't lazy mooches like these folks disgusting?
2012-11-15 09:40:36 AM
1 votes:

Anti_illuminati: ust admit you were given the good graces of your parents hard-work and weath and that's why you do not want to share


I give 85% of my income to charity, dipshiat.
2012-11-15 09:32:59 AM
1 votes:
It isn't insulting at all to say that minorities vote for free stuff, the GOP should continue with this narrative.
2012-11-15 09:27:31 AM
1 votes:
Let's oversimplify the electoral process and see if we can find a problem. Set complexity level to 'Flintsones'.

Say Fred needs 50.001% to 'win' an election as Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos. Unfortunately, he's effectively alienated 47% of the members when an angry rant over the wall with Barney becomes public knowledge throughout Bedrock.

This means the Flintstone/Rubble ticket must win 94% of the remaining votes if they ever hope to wear the sacred hat.

Fred's campaign strategy is to focus mainly on the interests of 20% of the members.

Who is likely to win - Fred Flintstone or incumbent Poobah Barock O'BamBam?
2012-11-15 09:15:11 AM
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: Boy oh boy did we ever dodge a bullet this election. Can you imagine this douchnozzle as president?!?!?


From now on, GOP presidential candidates will get to choose to be labeled as either "like Bush" or "like Romney".
2012-11-15 09:09:39 AM
1 votes:
Hey look on the bright side, Mitt, you can refile your 2011 taxes and score that awesome deduction you "declined" a few months ago.
2012-11-15 09:02:34 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: Whiskey Pete: How dare THOSE people thinking that they are ENTITLED to affordable healthcare so that a major illness doesn't saddle them with crushing debt for the rest of their lives

Yeah! Why should I have to be responsible for myself?


If you end up being diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, that's your fault for not taking personal responsibility for your "self." In a purely libertarian free market system, nobody would have an economic incentive to be diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
2012-11-15 08:59:41 AM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: And I'm sure you are now in favor of leveling New Jersey, right?


Now? When was I not?
2012-11-15 08:56:32 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: Blathering Idjut: So we're back to arguing that saving Detroit was a bad thing? You guys give me whiplash.

I don't know who "you guys" are. I was always against the bailout. In fact, I was for the razing of Detroit years before the automakers went bankrupt...just like I was for the bulldozing of New Orleans even BEFORE Katrina.


And I'm sure you are now in favor of leveling New Jersey, right?
2012-11-15 08:44:20 AM
1 votes:
It pleases me to know that Mitt's loss is going to burn, unrelentingly, like a cinder in his mind every day for the rest of his life. What a horrible human being. Let him suffer.
2012-11-15 08:38:43 AM
1 votes:

Hydra: CPennypacker: Look at this. Look at this and laugh.

There's nothing in that statement that's incorrect.


images.businessweek.com
2012-11-15 08:30:04 AM
1 votes:

Hydra: Obama promised a bunch of free stuff if you voted for him. Political bribery or not, call it what you will, but that's what he did. It's been an inherent flaw in democracies for politicians to promise to give away to the masses more free stuff (which must, of course, first be taken from someone else in the population - a minority which everyone can scapegoat and no one will care about, like rich people).

Every one of you people commenting in this thread enjoy a standard of living your ancestors barely 100 years ago could ever dream of, yet you cry on and on about how the rich are fleecing you when (excluding rent seekers - a.k.a. political cronies who corrupt the market through government intervention to extract economic rents - i.e. most of Obama's wealthy backers) you can only become rich in the private sector by producing the best good or providing the best service for the lowest cost to make consumers (i.e. all of us) better off. Mutually beneficial exchange happens all the time in a market economy, and thieves rarely ever last long enough to become massively wealthy (without the help of government cronies, of course). Have any of you ever read Adam Smith?

/mercantilists, the lot of you


max_pooper: No, Obama won 8 of the 10 wealthiest counties in this country. Not all wealthy people are selfish, poor hating dick bags, just the ones that vote Republican.

Curious - which counties? Without looking them up, I'm assuming the ones around Palo Alto, San Francisco, Detroit, New York City, Washington DC, Boston, and other heavily blue areas where groupthink abounds? Some of the richest counties are the ones surrounding DC alone - sounds to me like they were a bunch of cronies who got rich by buying off the right people to give themselves perks. Go ahead and keep trying to draw your tenuous correlations to support your broadbrushing statement, and keep rooting for your political football team, though. Rich people who vote for Obama are OBVIOUSLY all unselfish while r ...


Look at this. Look at this and laugh.
2012-11-15 08:25:35 AM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: What, prey tell, are these gifts targeted only to african americans and hispanics? Please elaborate.


They get special food stamps that can be used to purchase watermelon, fried chicken, beans, and tacos at steep dicounts.
2012-11-15 08:23:36 AM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: What, prey tell, are these gifts targeted only to african americans and hispanics? Please elaborate.


Because everyone knows there are no poor whites.
2012-11-15 08:20:35 AM
1 votes:
What a ballgargling shiatcandidate.
2012-11-15 08:15:27 AM
1 votes:

westfork: Makes sense to me, all my white trash relatives got was an Obama Phone and that was enough to make them vote for the Big O.


I got one of these!
www.webeclubbin.com
Ok, not really, I bought it. I haven't opened it because I have a black thumb when it comes to plants.
2012-11-15 08:02:28 AM
1 votes:
Just for a reality check, I'm not even going to address the basic lie that the President "gave free stuff" to minorities. Here is a short, incomplete list of free stuff Romney promised.

Free stuff for young people: Increase spending on pell grants/student loans.
Free heathcare via the emergency room.
Free stuff for seniors: Increase spending on Medicare (because Obamacare cut it!).
Free stuff for military contractors because of increase spending on the Military.
Free stuff for the 1%: Reduced taxes
Free stuff for corporations: Reduce taxes.
Free stuff for oil companies: remove 'expensive' regulations/government fees.

Etc....
2012-11-15 07:53:44 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Obama should have used this for his motto: You want to go vote one day, or go to work every day?


I got the message. I gave my 2 weeks notice last Wednesday after Obama was elected. W00T!1!1 It's government chese and Obama phones for me.
2012-11-15 06:54:15 AM
1 votes:
Way to go, Mittens.

www.sogoodblog.com

On that stupidity.
2012-11-15 06:47:50 AM
1 votes:

dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

[i45.tinypic.com image 425x229]


No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states
2012-11-15 03:10:14 AM
1 votes:

MeinRS6: It's "class warfare" to point out the facts?


no. I said it's class warfare to divide society into separate groups. like calling the elderly "leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take".

MeinRS6: Whatever. I would never argue with a lib about what class warfare is, as you guys are the experts at that.


so you agree with my definition then since I'm an expert on the subject? good.
2012-11-15 03:02:00 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: MeinRS6: so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

well that is what class warfare is, segmentating society into separate groups.


lulz

It's "class warfare" to point out the facts?

Whatever. I would never argue with a lib about what class warfare is, as you guys are the experts at that.
2012-11-15 02:44:45 AM
1 votes:
2012-11-15 02:44:13 AM
1 votes:

MeinRS6: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

[i45.tinypic.com image 425x229]

Not even half as douchey as voting for Obama and biatching about federalism.


You lost. Deal with it.
2012-11-15 02:37:57 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.


But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.
2012-11-15 02:08:58 AM
1 votes:
How dare people vote for things that will help them!
2012-11-15 01:31:19 AM
1 votes:
This just in: the King of the Douchebags is a douchebag
2012-11-15 01:27:31 AM
1 votes:
"You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge," Romney said, the New York Times reported.

I can imagine somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told they don't matter and they refuse to take any sort of responsibility for their lives, and finding those statement repugnant so they decided to not vote for the guy who said those things.
2012-11-15 01:06:21 AM
1 votes:
Makes sense to me, all my white trash relatives got was an Obama Phone and that was enough to make them vote for the Big O.
 
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