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2012-11-15 11:36:53 AM  

SevenizGud: Planet earth to whoever you are. Come in whoever you are.


Reality, dumbass. Planet Reality. Universal access to birth control, for example, has been instrumental in reducing unwanted pregnancies among the poorest and directly attributable to the dramatic lowering of crime rates a generation later. Yes, growing up in hopeless poverty contributes to crime. The world isn't the clean and comfortable linear system which quasi-religious worshipers of simple concepts like all-powerful Invisible Hands would have you believe. Put down the Rush cartoons.
 
2012-11-15 11:38:24 AM  

Anti_illuminati: keylock71: someonelse: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

Paper, you say? Link

How do I obtain my food stamp benefits?

Your food stamp benefits are automatically deposited to your Oklahoma Access Card account ...


Well, yeah... I think most people have figured out he's full of shiat, at this point.

I believe the "paper" he is referring to are these things called coupons. You know the stuff poor people use to save a little money. Freaking freeloaders.


They could have been Obama bucks, too. : )

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-15 11:40:36 AM  

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: Do you not know how to use MS Paint? Can you not take a copy of an old donation showing that you donated X amount of dollars? I'm sure, you can do the same with a paystub. It's not that hard you know.

Oh, yeah, and I am sure you'd be 100% convinced that it was mine.

STOP.PRETENDING.


so you're saying i wouldn't believe a picture of you, holding something with your name and my name (if i'm so blessed) and a date? Do you own a camera? I mean if a poor asshole like my self can do it, I would imagine a rich guy like yourself could too.
 
2012-11-15 11:41:25 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Citrate1007: Not trying to take away basic freedoms from minorities is the Republican version of bribing.

Did you know Obama encouraged black people to VOTE?

WTF is this guy's problem?


Rmoney's party encouraged black people to vote too. The day after the election.
 
2012-11-15 11:41:48 AM  

Anti_illuminati: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

bwahahaha. when was this in the mid-90s?


You nitwit, he asked me specifically when was the last time I saw someone on stamps WHO HAD A BETTER CAR THAN ME.

Since I have driven some variation of Mercedes or Porsche for many years now, naturally I had to go back to when I made less money, which was a long time ago.

If he had asked instead, "when was the last time you saw some loser spending YOUR tax money" it would have been much more recent, as I see that every day.
 
2012-11-15 11:44:05 AM  
Tell you what, if I got rich I wouldn't be posting stupid shiat on internet websites anymore. I'd be driving around avoiding the poors in my Mercedes Porsche.
 
2012-11-15 11:46:11 AM  

unexplained bacon: SevenizGud: I took advantage of a program that knocked 10% off my electric bill as long as I was under such-and-such kwh/month. So it saved me about $10/month.

-----

SevenizGud:

When did I need help?


Craig T. Nelson everybody....

/I'm glad that program was there for you. I want to be there for others who need it.
//you're the worst kind of person, yet I'm still glad you got a break when needed.


Can you not read? This is my post from up-thread

SevenizGud

2012-11-15 10:37:05 AM

HST's Dead Carcass: When you applied for the 10% relief of your utilities, it's because you needed it, but when minorities do it it's all because they want a free ride and don't wanna work for stuff.

I didn't need it. Are you kidding me? I did it because I could save about $100 for that first year by filling out a card that would take me about 15 seconds to fill out. That's called efficient utilization of time resources.
 
2012-11-15 11:46:54 AM  

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

bwahahaha. when was this in the mid-90s?

You nitwit, he asked me specifically when was the last time I saw someone on stamps WHO HAD A BETTER CAR THAN ME.

Since I have driven some variation of Mercedes or Porsche for many years now, naturally I had to go back to when I made less money, which was a long time ago.

If he had asked instead, "when was the last time you saw some loser spending YOUR tax money" it would have been much more recent, as I see that every day.


bwaaaahahahahaha. I love it.
 
2012-11-15 11:47:14 AM  

SevenizGud:
You nitwit, he asked me specifically when was the last time I saw someone on stamps WHO HAD A BETTER CAR THAN ME.


And you answered: "The last time I was in the grocery store and the couple in front of me in line were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms, and paying in food stamps, and I thought, that's okay, at least they are working..."

Please troll better. This is embarrassing.
 
2012-11-15 11:48:12 AM  

SevenizGud: I give 85% of my income to charity, dipshiat.


www.BarnyardSluts.com isn't a charity.
 
2012-11-15 11:49:45 AM  

The Why Not Guy: www.BarnyardSluts.com


I'm dying to know if this is real, but I can't check because I'm at work and such things are frowned upon.
 
2012-11-15 11:51:26 AM  
Look on the bright side, Mittens -- think of all that time freed up to buy dancing horses!
 
2012-11-15 11:51:41 AM  

Anti_illuminati:
I believe the "paper" he is referring to are these things called coupons. You know the stuff poor people use to save a little money. Freaking freeloaders.


His entire fantasy depends on them driving off in "their new camaro", as well. So let's assume that his story is true, despite it clearly being horseshiat... How does he know it was *their* camaro?
 
2012-11-15 11:51:43 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-15 11:51:50 AM  

someonelse: SevenizGud:
You nitwit, he asked me specifically when was the last time I saw someone on stamps WHO HAD A BETTER CAR THAN ME.

And you answered: "The last time I was in the grocery store and the couple in front of me in line were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms, and paying in food stamps, and I thought, that's okay, at least they are working..."

Please troll better. This is embarrassing.


It's also hillarious.
 
2012-11-15 11:53:13 AM  

someonelse: SevenizGud:
You nitwit, he asked me specifically when was the last time I saw someone on stamps WHO HAD A BETTER CAR THAN ME.

And you answered: "The last time I was in the grocery store and the couple in front of me in line were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms, and paying in food stamps, and I thought, that's okay, at least they are working..."

Please troll better. This is embarrassing.


Uhm, I guess you don't know what the word "and" means.

He asked me when was the last time. I answered the last time was when I was in the grocery store AND the couple in front of me were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms.

I guess in your world the people in front of you in line at the grocery store are a couple wearing pizza delivery uniforms every time?

FSM you people are retarded! It's no wonder that you advocate the money for losers programs.
 
2012-11-15 11:53:25 AM  
This happens all the time on FARK. Somebody has a juicy story about standing in line behind a breathing stereotype who uses "food stamps." Usually the poster isn't dumb enough to actually claim they used paper stamps. But even then, these stories simply defy logic, unless these people are pervy freaks who stand pressed up against the person in front of them in line. Or they actually lean forward over their shoulders to see what card they are paying with. Nobody does that, ever, unless they have major cognitive/behavioral problems. Its a laughable lie.
 
2012-11-15 11:54:17 AM  

mainstreet62: I'm dying to know if this is real, but I can't check because I'm at work and such things are frowned upon.


I'm pretty sure all strings under a certain length that start with "www." and end with "sluts.com" probably lead to porn sites.
 
2012-11-15 11:55:20 AM  

SevenizGud: I didn't need it. Are you kidding me? I did it because I could save about $100 for that first year by filling out a card that would take me about 15 seconds to fill out. That's called efficient utilization of time resources when white people do it.


FTFY
 
2012-11-15 11:56:01 AM  

SevenizGud: Uhm, I guess you don't know what the word "and" means.

He asked me when was the last time. I answered the last time was when I was in the grocery store AND the couple in front of me were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms.


Yes. In addition to being a lying troll you are also a terrible writer.
 
2012-11-15 11:58:48 AM  

mainstreet62: I'm dying to know if this is real, but I can't check because I'm at work and such things are frowned upon.


I made it up but there could very well be such a site.
 
2012-11-15 11:58:50 AM  

incendi: mainstreet62: I'm dying to know if this is real, but I can't check because I'm at work and such things are frowned upon.

I'm pretty sure all strings under a certain length that start with "www." and end with "sluts.com" probably lead to porn sites.


So close (SFW)...
 
2012-11-15 11:58:58 AM  

someonelse: SevenizGud: Uhm, I guess you don't know what the word "and" means.

He asked me when was the last time. I answered the last time was when I was in the grocery store AND the couple in front of me were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms.

Yes. In addition to being a lying troll you are also a terrible writer.


And you didn't say "the last time when I was in a grocery store...and" You said "the last time I was in a grocery store...and." Still, bad writing.
 
2012-11-15 12:00:03 PM  

MeinRS6: bingethinker: How dare people vote for things that will help them!

And who pays for those things?



The people that don't vote for the things that will help others?
 
2012-11-15 12:00:18 PM  
Please proceed, Governor
 
2012-11-15 12:00:42 PM  

someonelse: In addition to being a lying troll you are also a terrible writer.


Okay, so you are saying that the last time I was in the grocery store and the people in front of me were a couple both wearing pizza delivery uniforms that they did NOT pay in food stamps, or are you saying they did NOT drive off in their new camaro?
 
2012-11-15 12:01:10 PM  

SevenizGud: He asked me when was the last time. I answered the last time was when I was in the grocery store AND the couple in front of me were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms.


The business owner (in this case, a pizzeria owner) can purchase a Camaro for his business. Not only does the business owner get to enjoy the car as he wants, there's an added benefit: the car is tax deductible as an operating expense.

Has it occurred to you that maybe the business owner simply didn't want to shame the awesomeness of a Camaro by putting one of those stupid lights on top that advertises his business?

Has it also occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, those 2 pizza delivery guys were going shopping right before a shift change? One guy's shift ends, the other takes the keys and drops off guy #1 at home?

Does that make sense, Flash?
 
2012-11-15 12:02:39 PM  

SevenizGud: someonelse: In addition to being a lying troll you are also a terrible writer.

Okay, so you are saying that the last time I was in the grocery store and the people in front of me were a couple both wearing pizza delivery uniforms that they did NOT pay in food stamps, or are you saying they did NOT drive off in their new camaro?


I'm saying you're a ridiculous liar, and I'm done responding to you.
 
2012-11-15 12:04:48 PM  

SevenizGud: someonelse: In addition to being a lying troll you are also a terrible writer.

Okay, so you are saying that the last time I was in the grocery store and the people in front of me were a couple both wearing pizza delivery uniforms that they did NOT pay in food stamps, or are you saying they did NOT drive off in their new camaro?


And, again, you saw the title?
 
2012-11-15 12:08:06 PM  

Anti_illuminati:
I believe the "paper" he is referring to are these things called coupons. You know the stuff poor people use to save a little money. Freaking freeloaders.


montevallotimetravel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-15 12:08:43 PM  

someonelse: And you didn't say "the last time when I was in a grocery store...and" You said "the last time I was in a grocery store...and." Still, bad writing.


The writing was perfectly fine. You people deliberately mis-interpreted it because of your bias.

More importantly, it's still a true story. At that time my wife and I had:

A. a new Nissan
B. an old Mercedes 350SE
C. a Honda Civic hatch

The camaro was better than any of those 3 cars (slightly better than our Nissan, and much better than the other two). So that was the last time that I saw someone with a better car than me paying with food stamps. Which was the question. And which I answered totally truthfully. In short. Suck it, haters.
 
2012-11-15 12:13:04 PM  

mainstreet62: Has it also occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, those 2 pizza delivery guys were going shopping right before a shift change?


Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female. They were a couple. They drove of in THEIR new camaro.

I love how you guys make up all these fantasy scenarios to counter....what?

It was exactly like I said it was. Did I consider alternatives, like maybe they had just won the car in a drawing at ace hardware? No. It was exactly like I said it was.
 
2012-11-15 12:13:52 PM  

SevenizGud: The last time I was in the grocery store and the couple in front of me in line were both wearing pizza delivery uniforms, and paying in food stamps, and I thought, that's okay, at least they are working...

And then they hopped into their brand new camaro and drove off.


Did you ask to see the ownership papers? It's your True American duty.

/spinning conspiracies out of a Camero the Right way.....
 
2012-11-15 12:14:37 PM  

someonelse: I'm saying you're a ridiculous liar, and I'm done responding to you.


Way to weak out, pussy.
 
2012-11-15 12:18:10 PM  
Well now they you've all buggered off like scalded dogs....later.

I wish you all total consciousness, so that you can see what is true. Because you sure as hell can't now.
 
2012-11-15 12:18:17 PM  

SevenizGud: You people deliberately mis-interpreted it because of your bias.


Incorrect. You're not accepting alternative, reasonable explanations. Yours could be the correct explanation, mine could be correct. The point is, nobody knows what the correct explanation is, and this is why you're getting flamed, because you're insisting that you're correct.
 
2012-11-15 12:19:22 PM  

SevenizGud: mainstreet62: Has it also occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, those 2 pizza delivery guys were going shopping right before a shift change?

Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female. They were a couple. They drove of in THEIR new camaro.

I love how you guys make up all these fantasy scenarios to counter....what?

It was exactly like I said it was. Did I consider alternatives, like maybe they had just won the car in a drawing at ace hardware? No. It was exactly like I said it was.


So what? Does being a couple exclude them from working for the same pizzeria?
 
2012-11-15 12:20:08 PM  

SevenizGud: Well now they you've all buggered off like scalded dogs....later.

I wish you all total consciousness, so that you can see what is true. Because you sure as hell can't now.


What an amusingly angry little man.
 
2012-11-15 12:21:02 PM  

SevenizGud: Well now they you've all buggered off like scalded dogs....later.

I wish you all total consciousness, so that you can see what is true. Because you sure as hell can't now.


I wish you ill, IceT
 
2012-11-15 12:21:10 PM  

SevenizGud:
Well now they you've all buggered off...
like scalded dogs....later.
I wish you all total consciousness,
so that you can see what is true.
Because you sure as hell can't now.


Burma-Shave!
 
2012-11-15 12:21:55 PM  

mainstreet62: SevenizGud: mainstreet62: Has it also occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, those 2 pizza delivery guys were going shopping right before a shift change?

Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female. They were a couple. They drove of in THEIR new camaro.

I love how you guys make up all these fantasy scenarios to counter....what?

It was exactly like I said it was. Did I consider alternatives, like maybe they had just won the car in a drawing at ace hardware? No. It was exactly like I said it was.

So what? Does being a couple exclude them from working for the same pizzeria?


Not categorically - although restaurant and bar owners generally don't like to hire husband/wife teams - they tend to steal.
 
2012-11-15 12:22:06 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: Children really should be forced to labor if they want to eat. This country went to hell when we took the kids out of the coal mines and put them in classrooms.

Okay, first of all, do children really apply for food stamps often?

But more to the point...why do MY CHILDREN have to suffer through my purchasing power being eroded through my money being given to losers? It may not be those losers' kids' fault, but I can tell you one thing for sure...it isn't the fault of MY CHILDREN!

Your lazy little brats should be in the mines too. What have those little leeches done to earn their keep? .


I think I see his major point now. His arguments all seem to boil down to "Mine! MINE!" Chap was never taught to share when he was a younker, apparently.
 
2012-11-15 12:26:03 PM  

SevenizGud: Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female. They were a couple. They drove of in THEIR new camaro.


*pops back in for the sexy part*

They were making out in line?
 
2012-11-15 12:27:39 PM  
I'd like a description, slowly and in great detail, of the actions of the pizza couple that made it clear they were a couple. Then start at the beginning and tell me again, only slower.
 
2012-11-15 12:28:04 PM  

SevenizGud: Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female. They were a couple. They drove of in THEIR new camaro.

I love how you guys make up all these fantasy scenarios to counter....what?


No, you're adding assumptions to your observations.

You saw two people buying groceries. You say they handed over something that wasn't 'money' but, also from your stated observations, wouldn't fit with any kind of Food Stamp program either. In short, this entire element bespeaks of bullshiat.

You saw two people wearing pizza place attire. Which means they could be delivery staff, they could be the managers, they could be the franchise owners. You don't know.

You saw two people climb into a car that may, or may not, be owned by those two people. It may well be owned by someone else who is allowing them to use said vehicle. You don't know.

A series of assumptions do not validate your Randian perspective.
 
2012-11-15 12:29:41 PM  
If they are truly in the minority, then how did they cast the majority of votes?
 
2012-11-15 12:30:42 PM  

someonelse: I'd like a description, slowly and in great detail, of the actions of the pizza couple that made it clear they were a couple. Then start at the beginning and tell me again, only slower.


Sadly, you're too late. Seven has picked up his pacifier, rattle and pack of lies and moved to another playground, to dust off another alt and try his pathetic hand at dealing himself a better chance at holding court in a world where his level of troll is surpassed on a minute by minute basis.
 
2012-11-15 12:31:42 PM  

someonelse: I'd like a description, slowly and in great detail, of the actions of the pizza couple that made it clear they were a couple.


Guessing from SevenizGud's reasoning prowess, they were twins?
 
2012-11-15 12:35:48 PM  

SevenizGud: Can you not read? I made it quite clear that it was A COUPLE. It wasn't "2 pizza delivery guys". It was one male, and one female.


It's the 21st century. Two men can be a couple.
 
2012-11-15 12:37:50 PM  

SevenizGud: someonelse: And you didn't say "the last time when I was in a grocery store...and" You said "the last time I was in a grocery store...and." Still, bad writing.

The writing was perfectly fine. You people deliberately mis-interpreted it because of your bias.

More importantly, it's still a true story. At that time my wife and I had:

A. a new Nissan
B. an old Mercedes 350SE
C. a Honda Civic hatch

The camaro was better than any of those 3 cars (slightly better than our Nissan, and much better than the other two). So that was the last time that I saw someone with a better car than me paying with food stamps. Which was the question. And which I answered totally truthfully. In short. Suck it, haters.


What year and model was your new Nissan?
 
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