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2012-11-15 11:09:11 AM
I'd call Mitt Romney a douchebag, but I'd be too afraid Summers' Eve would sue me for defamation of character.
 
2012-11-15 11:09:45 AM
Obvious tag needed
 
2012-11-15 11:10:24 AM

EnviroDude: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

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No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states


No, the blue urban areas subsidize the red rural areas.

This is reality, it is known, it is a constant.

Holding an opinion that is 100% contrary to reality has a name: delusion.
 
2012-11-15 11:11:20 AM

SevenizGud: unexplained bacon: losers like you back when you needed a bit of help...those kinds of losers?

When did I need help?


All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.
Even the most benighted primitives need a society to survive. Tribal primitives are too close to the edge of survival to pretend they don't depend on the tribe for survival.
 
2012-11-15 11:11:41 AM

incendi: Soo.. you paid $300,000 in taxes after giving 85% of your income to charity? Really?


That was business tax, dipwad (money I could have used to, you know, actually employ people). Try to stay on topic, that wasn't even this thread, let alone germane to my personal tax liability and/or charitable giving.

Secondly, charitable giving rate is compared to disposable income, which was the context.

So, you are 0/2 in identifying context. Stellar. You still have the perfect season intact.
 
2012-11-15 11:11:49 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: SevenizGud: If there's anything we've learned, it's to remove any incentive to succeed, and to reward people for sitting on their ass and/or being stupid.

Conservative economics in a nutshell. The poor will work harder if we give them less and the rich will work harder if we give them more.


I'm stealing the shiat out of that.
 
2012-11-15 11:11:58 AM

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: Called him a liar. He didn't provide any proof. Total troll.

Oh, yeah. Like there is something that you would consider proof. Wanna see my tax returns and my receipts? How about I send you the pdf of my credit card statements? Want my SS# too? How about my mom's maiden name? Want my PIN too?

tool. pretending that there is some level of proof that would satisfy you on my charitable giving. F you.


Do you not know how to use MS Paint? Can you not take a copy of an old donation showing that you donated X amount of dollars? I'm sure, you can do the same with a paystub. It's not that hard you know.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-15 11:14:10 AM

someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?


Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.
 
2012-11-15 11:14:28 AM

Thats No Moose: And promising to slash the tax rate for the top 1% wasn't a bribe?


yes, a clever bribe that bought him 1% of the vote.
 
2012-11-15 11:14:29 AM

Mr. Cat Poop: I'm stealing the shiat out of that.


Credit to E.J. Dionne. Link
 
2012-11-15 11:15:24 AM

someonelse: SevenizGud: Already there are GENERATIONS of people who have NEVER worked. At all. Ever.

Guess which way they vote.

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One of those children does NOT share the same genetics of the others. Blond fella, bottom right, completely different jawline.
 
2012-11-15 11:15:46 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Your lazy little brats should be in the mines too. What have those little leeches done to earn their keep? .


My lazy brats aren't the ones getting money from other peoples paychecks.
 
2012-11-15 11:16:17 AM

SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.


bwahahaha. when was this in the mid-90s?
 
2012-11-15 11:16:47 AM

SevenizGud: That was business tax


Wait, someone conflating business taxes with personal income taxes?

Color me shocked.

Oh, and it's not money you are using, but money your BUSINESS could've used. They are separate distinct entities when it comes to law and taxes. Don't go pretending that they are the same thing.
 
2012-11-15 11:17:04 AM
Hey Mittens:

Cry Moar, B*tch C*nservative. 
 
2012-11-15 11:17:52 AM
Speking of Ayn rand - this delusion is something she referred to as a "frozen abstraction" the mistaken belief that different members of a class of things can be arbitrarily included in or excluded from that class of things.
In the context of this argument, it translates into "The provisions that society makes for my welfare, and the welfare of people of whom I approve, are not really "welfare" - but similar provisions made for others of whom I do not approve are."
 
2012-11-15 11:17:59 AM

wingnut396: So I recommend you just quit your job and get you some sweet section 8 housing, food stamps, free lunch program and all those good college prospects that comes with being a WINNER!


I'm holding out for free internet.
 
2012-11-15 11:19:31 AM

SevenizGud: wingnut396: So I recommend you just quit your job and get you some sweet section 8 housing, food stamps, free lunch program and all those good college prospects that comes with being a WINNER!

I'm holding out for free internet.


You can get that at the public library - all paid for by the jerb creators!
 
2012-11-15 11:19:35 AM

Anti_illuminati: SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: Called him a liar. He didn't provide any proof. Total troll.

Oh, yeah. Like there is something that you would consider proof. Wanna see my tax returns and my receipts? How about I send you the pdf of my credit card statements? Want my SS# too? How about my mom's maiden name? Want my PIN too?

tool. pretending that there is some level of proof that would satisfy you on my charitable giving. F you.

Do you not know how to use MS Paint? Can you not take a copy of an old donation showing that you donated X amount of dollars? I'm sure, you can do the same with a paystub. It's not that hard you know.
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You have very cool handwriting.

/scrawls like a drunken doctor
 
2012-11-15 11:20:07 AM

SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: Your lazy little brats should be in the mines too. What have those little leeches done to earn their keep? .

My lazy brats aren't the ones getting money from other peoples paychecks.


They pay for all of their upkeep from their own paychecks?
 
2012-11-15 11:21:31 AM

SevenizGud: I'm holding out for free internet.


I take it you don't take advantage of public libraries very often, eh?
 
2012-11-15 11:21:33 AM

theknuckler_33: Good to know. You are in favor of people starving in the streets. Ayn Rand would be so proud of you. Go Galt!

You should run for office.


Yeah, because so many people were lying in the streets starving before these programs came into being. Look at those convention hall paintings, with the rich white guys indoors, but if you look through the windows, you see mounds of people who starved to death.

Secondly, how could I win office? I could never win the "gimme my money" segment.
 
2012-11-15 11:21:37 AM

Buffalo77: Obvious tag needed


Aint't democracy a biatch?
 
2012-11-15 11:21:37 AM

Anti_illuminati: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

bwahahaha. when was this in the mid-90s?


Hey - just because a story isn't, strictly speaking, "true" doesn't mean it lacks truthiness.
 
2012-11-15 11:23:02 AM

Anti_illuminati: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

bwahahaha. when was this in the mid-90s?


Jesus Tapdancing Christ, welcome to the world without plastic cards!
 
2012-11-15 11:23:23 AM

jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.


Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.
 
2012-11-15 11:23:35 AM

SevenizGud: That was business tax, dipwad (money I could have used to, you know, actually employ people). Try to stay on topic, that wasn't even this thread, let alone germane to my personal tax liability and/or charitable giving.



I was just trying to find some more background on your rather dramatic claim that you give 85% in charity. In that other thread, you said maybe you'd be more charitable if you hadn't already had your money taken... $300k worth, apparently. Which could have been used, you know, to actually employ people, but you decided to take the profit and pay the taxes and then give to charity. If you're going to give 85% to charity regardless, why not take a lower profit (since apparently your business is structured in such a way that you have a degree of control that allows you to at least mentally conflate the taxes your business pays with taxes you personally pay) and hire some people, getting them off the government teat, and reducing how much you're giving to the government that you seem to find abhorrent? It might not be the greatest business decision, but you're just giving that money away anyway, why not do it in a way that would seem to be more in line with the minimal government philosophy you've espoused here?
 
2012-11-15 11:24:12 AM

SevenizGud: theknuckler_33: Good to know. You are in favor of people starving in the streets. Ayn Rand would be so proud of you. Go Galt!

You should run for office.

Yeah, because so many people were lying in the streets starving before these programs came into being. Look at those convention hall paintings, with the rich white guys indoors, but if you look through the windows, you see mounds of people who starved to death.

Secondly, how could I win office? I could never win the "gimme my money" segment.


Yeah, but you've got the stupid racist votes locked up...just like Romney.
 
2012-11-15 11:24:52 AM

SevenizGud: I took advantage of a program that knocked 10% off my electric bill as long as I was under such-and-such kwh/month. So it saved me about $10/month.


-----

SevenizGud:

When did I need help?



Craig T. Nelson everybody....

/I'm glad that program was there for you. I want to be there for others who need it.
//you're the worst kind of person, yet I'm still glad you got a break when needed.
 
2012-11-15 11:25:17 AM

SevenizGud: jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.

Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.


No, the losers should be taxed and their money give to the winners! Don't you SEE, SHEEPLE! STUDY IT OUT!
 
2012-11-15 11:25:33 AM

mcwehrle: You have very cool handwriting.

/scrawls like a drunken doctor


Heh. Thanks. My architects and engineer clients/compatriots seem to think otherwise though.
 
2012-11-15 11:26:18 AM

SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.


Paper, you say? Link

How do I obtain my food stamp benefits?

Your food stamp benefits are automatically deposited to your Oklahoma Access Card account on the same day of each month you are eligible. You can check with your county office to find out which day you receive your benefits.


How do I use my Oklahoma Access Card to shop?

You can use your Oklahoma Access Card at all grocery stores that display the Oklahoma Access Card sticker. After you have completed your shopping, tell the cashier you are using your Oklahoma Access Card for your food purchases.

Most grocery stores in Oklahoma accept the Oklahoma Access Card. If you make a purchase in another state, look for the Quest ® logo which means your Oklahoma Access Card will be accepted.


To use your card, you or the cashier swipes your card through the point-of-sale (POS) equipment. The cashier or the register automatically enters the amount of your food purchase. YOU must then enter your secret 4-digit PIN on the machine's PIN pad. Never tell the cashier or anyone else your secret PIN. Never ask the cashier to enter your PIN for you.

The machine prints your receipt with your purchase amount and the amount of food stamp benefits you have left. If you want to purchase any non-food items not eligible under food stamp rules, you must pay for these with cash or another form of payment such as a debit or credit card.
 
2012-11-15 11:27:27 AM

SevenizGud: wingnut396: So I recommend you just quit your job and get you some sweet section 8 housing, food stamps, free lunch program and all those good college prospects that comes with being a WINNER!

I'm holding out for free internet.


Wait no more. The high powered internet world of Juno awaits!

Or, since you will not be tied down once you quit and become a real winner, just move KC and get some of that Free Google internet. You will be living a life luxury my friend, such a saavy consumer you are. You should consider the sandwich heavy portfolio.
 
2012-11-15 11:27:48 AM

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: Called him a liar. He didn't provide any proof. Total troll.

Oh, yeah. Like there is something that you would consider proof. Wanna see my tax returns and my receipts? How about I send you the pdf of my credit card statements? Want my SS# too? How about my mom's maiden name? Want my PIN too?

tool. pretending that there is some level of proof that would satisfy you on my charitable giving. F you.


I rarely listen to Jim Rome (his endless repetition is mind numbing) but had him on in the car the other day and SevenizGud is quoting him here verbatim (unless SevenizGud is Jim Rome). So we have ourselves a clone.
 
2012-11-15 11:29:21 AM
Heh. You lost asshole. Not only lost, but got your arse handed to you on a platter. So shut the fark up. You are now officially irrelevant.
 
2012-11-15 11:29:37 AM

someonelse: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

Paper, you say? Link

How do I obtain my food stamp benefits?

Your food stamp benefits are automatically deposited to your Oklahoma Access Card account on the same day of each month you are eligible. You can check with your county office to find out which day you receive your benefits.


How do I use my Oklahoma Access Card to shop?

You can use your Oklahoma Access Card at all grocery stores that display the Oklahoma Access Card sticker. After you have completed your shopping, tell the cashier you are using your Oklahoma Access Card for your food purchases.

Most grocery stores in Oklahoma accept the Oklahoma Access Card. If you make a purchase in another state, look for the Quest ® logo which means your Oklahoma Access Card will be accepted.


To use your card, you or the cashier swipes your card through the point-of-sale (POS) equipment. The cashier or the register automatically enters the amount of your food purchase. YOU must then enter your secret 4-digit PIN on the machine's PIN pad. Never tell the cashier or anyone else your secret PIN. Never ask the cashier to enter your PIN for you.

The machine prints your receipt with your purchase amount and the amount of food stamp benefits you have left. If you want to purchase any non-food items not eligible under food stamp rules, you must pay for these with cash or another form of payment such as a debit or credit card.


The only other thing I can think of is WIC, which seems to use a card now as well.
 
2012-11-15 11:29:46 AM

SevenizGud: theknuckler_33: Good to know. You are in favor of people starving in the streets. Ayn Rand would be so proud of you. Go Galt!

You should run for office.

Yeah, because so many people were lying in the streets starving before these programs came into being
. Look at those convention hall paintings, with the rich white guys indoors, but if you look through the windows, you see mounds of people who starved to death.

Secondly, how could I win office? I could never win the "gimme my money" segment.


can you really be that ignorant?
 
2012-11-15 11:29:50 AM

SevenizGud: jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.

Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.


Which "losers" are you talking about? The working poor? The retired? The disabled? Children? 97% of the people receiving the benefits you have arbitrarily classified as "welfare" fall into one of those four groups.
Or are you really saying that our world would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for that 3%?
i'm not trying to be snotty, here. i really cannot grasp your reasoning in this matter.
 
2012-11-15 11:29:58 AM

someonelse: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

Paper, you say? Link

How do I obtain my food stamp benefits?

Your food stamp benefits are automatically deposited to your Oklahoma Access Card account ...



Well, yeah... I think most people have figured out he's full of shiat, at this point.
 
2012-11-15 11:30:43 AM

SevenizGud: theknuckler_33: Good to know. You are in favor of people starving in the streets. Ayn Rand would be so proud of you. Go Galt!

You should run for office.

Yeah, because so many people were lying in the streets starving before these programs came into being. Look at those convention hall paintings, with the rich white guys indoors, but if you look through the windows, you see mounds of people who starved to death.

Secondly, how could I win office? I could never win the "gimme my money" segment.


Not sure if trolling or blatantly stupid.
 
2012-11-15 11:31:32 AM

keylock71: Well, yeah... I think most people have figured out he's full of shiat, at this point.


Hey, I'm half-heartedly trying to engage him seriously, but I'm all jacked up on dayquil, so take it for what it's worth.
 
2012-11-15 11:32:07 AM

jso2897: SevenizGud: jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.

Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.

Which "losers" are you talking about? The working poor? The retired? The disabled? Children? 97% of the people receiving the benefits you have arbitrarily classified as "welfare" fall into one of those four groups.
Or are you really saying that our world would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for that 3%?
i'm not trying to be snotty, here. i really cannot grasp your reasoning in this matter.


No, he is also talking about the lazy people that deign to work for less than $35,000/year, as anything under is just sitting on your ass.
 
2012-11-15 11:32:46 AM

jso2897: SevenizGud: jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.

Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.

Which "losers" are you talking about? The working poor? The retired? The disabled? Children? 97% of the people receiving the benefits you have arbitrarily classified as "welfare" fall into one of those four groups.
Or are you really saying that our world would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for that 3%?
i'm not trying to be snotty, here. i really cannot grasp your reasoning in this matter.




asked him the same thing several times...best I got was "dumbocraps"

seriously.
 
2012-11-15 11:32:58 AM

Anti_illuminati:
Heh. Thanks. My architects and engineer clients/compatriots seem to think otherwise though.


Hmmm. I work with all engineers (mech) and theirs is a crappy as mine, for the most part. The worst are the accountants.

I'll let you return to poking seven with a sharp stick. It's fun to watch him squirm through the quotes.
 
2012-11-15 11:33:15 AM

Fart_Machine: Not sure if trolling or blatantly stupid.


He's trolling.

He claims to have given 85% of his income to charity
He claims he saw someone pay for items with food stamps (literally, like paper)
 
2012-11-15 11:33:48 AM

keylock71: someonelse: SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.

Paper, you say? Link

How do I obtain my food stamp benefits?

Your food stamp benefits are automatically deposited to your Oklahoma Access Card account ...


Well, yeah... I think most people have figured out he's full of shiat, at this point.


I believe the "paper" he is referring to are these things called coupons. You know the stuff poor people use to save a little money. Freaking freeloaders.
 
2012-11-15 11:34:08 AM

wingnut396: jso2897: SevenizGud: jso2897: All your life. Without the rest of society to support you, you wouldn't exist, or would have perished long ago.

Just imagine how much better things would be if, while do all that, we didn't pay people to be losers.

Which "losers" are you talking about? The working poor? The retired? The disabled? Children? 97% of the people receiving the benefits you have arbitrarily classified as "welfare" fall into one of those four groups.
Or are you really saying that our world would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for that 3%?
i'm not trying to be snotty, here. i really cannot grasp your reasoning in this matter.

No, he is also talking about the lazy people that deign to work for less than $35,000/year, as anything under is just sitting on your ass.


That is who I meant by"the working poor".
 
2012-11-15 11:35:18 AM

SevenizGud: someonelse: What did their "food stamps" look like?

Paper that the register person took as payment, that wasn't US currency, and wasn't traveler's checks or a regular check.

But you are right. I could have mistaken rolls of quarters for food stamps. I guess.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-11-15 11:35:21 AM
My work here is done.
 
2012-11-15 11:35:48 AM

Anti_illuminati: Do you not know how to use MS Paint? Can you not take a copy of an old donation showing that you donated X amount of dollars? I'm sure, you can do the same with a paystub. It's not that hard you know.


Oh, yeah, and I am sure you'd be 100% convinced that it was mine.

STOP.PRETENDING.
 
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