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2012-11-15 09:41:22 AM

SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: I would imagine that the Romney boys voted for their father.

I had no idea the Romney boys were considered poor.


We were discussing generation of people who have ever worked. NEVER. Here's what those kind of leeches look like..

thefamily.com

Aren't lazy mooches like these folks disgusting?
 
2012-11-15 09:42:00 AM

neenerist: SevenizGud: Why would a poor person go get a job AT ALL if he can get everyone else to give him enough money to get everything he needs without working?

SevenizGud's world:

[i45.tinypic.com image 550x385] 

Meeting some real po' foke might be educational for you.


At least the cartoonist made her white.

I'm trying to figure out how a few hundred bucks a month in welfare payments would pay for two Cadillacs...
 
2012-11-15 09:42:11 AM

theknuckler_33: SevenizGud: rufus-t-firefly: People who make $25,000 - $35,000 a year ARE taxpayers, dipshiat.

Wow, $2,500 in tax!!! Way to pull that wagon! I hope that wagon does not get to escape velocity and go into orbit.

So now it's not that the poor don't pay taxes, it's that they don't pay enough? 10% on 25K in earnings is not enough, but a measly 14% on 20-some million is too much? WTF kind of mind thinks something like that?


Well, do you think it is fair that billionaires pay more in sales tax then dozens of poor people will earn in a year? They are the true victims. Put these people to work to pay off the differences, there are fields that need to be harvested, roads that need to be worked on. Turn the government lands over to the job creators and make laws that the poor people have to work on these lands and in the factories for free as a form of punishment until they too become rich enough to pay more. This will both get rid of welfare, and take the unfair burden the wealthy have endured for the last century. Only then can we be a free society again!
 
2012-11-15 09:42:18 AM

log_jammin: "You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge," Romney said, the New York Times reported.

I can imagine somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told they don't matter and they refuse to take any sort of responsibility for their lives, and finding those statement repugnant so they decided to not vote for the guy who said those things.


I really didn't think I could hate that man any more than I already did, but holy fark it seems he is set on proving me wrong.

Fark you Romney. Fark you, fark your condescending false empathy, fark everything about you. Go fark yourself in a deep, dark hole and never farking come out.
 
2012-11-15 09:42:45 AM

Citrate1007: Not trying to take away basic freedoms from minorities is the Republican version of bribing.


Did you know Obama encouraged black people to VOTE?

WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2012-11-15 09:43:08 AM

theknuckler_33: Because being poor farking sucks.


Evidently it doesn't suck as much as working.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:22 AM

rufus-t-firefly: neenerist: SevenizGud: Why would a poor person go get a job AT ALL if he can get everyone else to give him enough money to get everything he needs without working?

SevenizGud's world:

[i45.tinypic.com image 550x385] 

Meeting some real po' foke might be educational for you.

At least the cartoonist made her white.

I'm trying to figure out how a few hundred bucks a month in welfare payments would pay for two Cadillacs...


She saved the money by not eating, clothing herself or taking shelter . . . for 32 years.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:28 AM

jso2897: hubcity: MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

So the guy who's working, paying his fair share, but only making $35k a year, is a leech. Got it. I'll update the Urban Dictionary.

Don't forget to include children, the disabled, and the retired. Sponges, all of 'em.


You seem to have overlooked active duty military stationed in combat zones. Those guys suck up a lot of funds, what with all of that body armor, weapons, and ammunition that they demand. And then they have the gall to not pay any taxes.
 
2012-11-15 09:43:29 AM

SevenizGud: Why would a poor person go get a job AT ALL if he can get everyone else to give him enough money to get everything he needs without working? Already there are GENERATIONS of people who have NEVER worked. At all. Ever.


How much do you think the average poor person or family receives from TANF?
 
2012-11-15 09:43:59 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Aren't lazy mooches like these folks disgusting?


kinda, but they got hot wives
 
2012-11-15 09:44:16 AM
Welcome to irrelevancy, Mr. Romney.

/Moar loser butthurt, please.
//Your endless whining is sweetest music to my ears.
 
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2012-11-15 09:44:29 AM

HotWingConspiracy: EnviroDude: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

[i45.tinypic.com image 425x229]

No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states

You said something dumb and should feel ashamed.


BAHAHAHAHA. EnviroDude and MeinRS6 will never concede either point. They know no shame. Still, that comment amused the shiat out of me. Good one.
 
2012-11-15 09:44:52 AM
Hey, Mitt. Hold this up in front of your face:

i78.photobucket.com

THIS is why you lost!
 
2012-11-15 09:44:57 AM
Mitt 2nd debate:


...And as governor of my state, I was able to get a hundred percent of my people insured - all my kids; about 98 percent of the adults. Was able also to get our schools ranked number one in the nation so a hundred percent of our kids would have a bright opportunity for a future. ...

hmmmm...why should the people of Mass. who can afford their own health costs help those who can't Mr. Romney?

I suppose it would be bad for everyone to have sick people dying in the streets, but how did you keep Atlas from shrugging?
 
2012-11-15 09:46:16 AM
www.customink.com

/I'm sure someone can improve on this as I'm graphically challeneged
 
2012-11-15 09:46:47 AM

SevenizGud: If you are making less than 35K...


Without a solid thorough education, it's pretty easy to be making that much, if not less.

Minimum wage is 7.25... 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, that comes out to a whopping 15k and change. And that's gross, not counting taxes that, oddly enough, do end up being taken out of their paychecks.

Tell me, if you will, how that is 'sitting around on one's ass'? And how, exactly, is someone making that much, trying to provide for a family, going to afford anything more than basic food/shelter?
 
2012-11-15 09:47:40 AM

MorrisBird: MeinRS6: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

[i45.tinypic.com image 425x229]

Not even half as douchey as voting for Obama and biatching about federalism.

You lost. Deal with it.


Just put the douchebag on ignore and save yourself from reading his dreck.
 
2012-11-15 09:47:44 AM

unexplained bacon: Mitt 2nd debate:


...And as governor of my state, I was able to get a hundred percent of my people insured - all my kids; about 98 percent of the adults. Was able also to get our schools ranked number one in the nation so a hundred percent of our kids would have a bright opportunity for a future. ...

hmmmm...why should the people of Mass. who can afford their own health costs help those who can't Mr. Romney?

I suppose it would be bad for everyone to have sick people dying in the streets, but how did you keep Atlas from shrugging?

By removing horrible regulations that prevent the industrious from finding a use for this new natural resource of course!
 
2012-11-15 09:48:14 AM

SevenizGud: Anti_illuminati: ust admit you were given the good graces of your parents hard-work and weath and that's why you do not want to share

I give 85% of my income to charity, dipshiat.


Liar.
 
2012-11-15 09:48:44 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Shhh...he's endorsing an increase in tax rates. Now we just have to decide if they'll be progressive (the rates, that is).


What I endorse is CUTTING SPENDING. We could lower EVERYONE'S tax if we spent less.

I think it's funny that you guys see the Greek model as the solution, and not the problem.

I am all for changing tax policy so that it isn't REGRESSIVE where it is now. But that's not so much federal income tax policy, except for the mortgage interest deduction I mentioned before.

A good example is the gas tax. That kills the working schlep who commutes to work 35 miles each way for a measly $85,000 or whatever. But for a successful person, he doesn't give a shiat about gas tax. If gas was $20 a gallon, it wouldn't make him a flit of difference.

So I would remove the gas tax, and pick it up elsewhere, in a way that is less regressive. Like in a luxury tax for expensive, low-economy vehicles.
 
2012-11-15 09:48:53 AM

SevenizGud: theknuckler_33: Because being poor farking sucks.

Evidently it doesn't suck as much as working.


Consistent troll is consistent.
 
2012-11-15 09:49:14 AM

hobberwickey: skinink: I'm okay with his assumption, if it means the GOP also believes it which will cause them to continuously lose Elections.

The Democratic side of me agrees, but the human side of me thinks it must really suck to be poor or a minority and see one of the two major political parties openly calling you a leech and acting like you deserve to die.


And then voting for them.
 
2012-11-15 09:49:26 AM

SevenizGud: I give 85% of my income to charity, dipshiat.


+1 Funny.
 
2012-11-15 09:49:28 AM

SevenizGud: If you take advantage of all the various Uncle Sucker programs it comes out to about $22K/year. So why would you even bother doing something other than sitting on your ass down on filth-and-muck end of the ladder?


You've obviously never been on a Social Program in your life. Congratulations! And, I honestly hope you never have to. Things you cannot have while on Social Programs: Mortgage Payments (if you outright own the house, you are told to sell it and live off the equity instead), Car Loans (they tell you to sell it and take the earnings to buy a car outright), a full-time or part-time job (taking home more than $100 pre-tax wages in a week disqualifies you for many social programs).

But, let's see what you do get: $300 a week, plus $80 in food stamps.

So, Mr. High And Mighty, go ahead and live like a welfare queen, you can only spend $300 cash a week (cumulative to $1200 a month for all bills), and $80 in food. If you have kids, we can add another $40-60 per kid per week. Remember, that Food Stamps only work for food, you can't go spend it elsewhere.

Go ahead, come back in a month and tell us how great the Welfare system is and Food Stamps is living high on the hog.

(psst, now's the time where you make excuses about not having to do it because you're better prepared in life, but can't see the stupidity of your statements.)
 
2012-11-15 09:50:20 AM

peachpicker: It pleases me to know that Mitt's loss is going to burn, unrelentingly, like a cinder in his mind every day for the rest of his life. What a horrible human being. Let him suffer.


Let it be so. Amen.
 
2012-11-15 09:50:52 AM

MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.


What, you mean like the leeches who buy companies, gut their assets, outsource their employees' jobs then walk away from the wrecked mass of the former company with a massive personal profit? Those leeches?
 
2012-11-15 09:51:16 AM

Tymast: unexplained bacon: Mitt 2nd debate:


...And as governor of my state, I was able to get a hundred percent of my people insured - all my kids; about 98 percent of the adults. Was able also to get our schools ranked number one in the nation so a hundred percent of our kids would have a bright opportunity for a future. ...

hmmmm...why should the people of Mass. who can afford their own health costs help those who can't Mr. Romney?

I suppose it would be bad for everyone to have sick people dying in the streets, but how did you keep Atlas from shrugging?

By removing horrible regulations that prevent the industrious from finding a use for this new natural resource of course!


Obvious regulations...also he probably had less failed policies that were failures.

But, what concerns me is that it seem Mitt bribed his way into the Governor's mansion in Mass.
I'm very concerned about that.
 
2012-11-15 09:51:18 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: SevenizGud: Philip Francis Queeg: I would imagine that the Romney boys voted for their father.

I had no idea the Romney boys were considered poor.

We were discussing generation of people who have ever worked. NEVER. Here's what those kind of leeches look like..

[thefamily.com image 600x371]

Aren't lazy mooches like these folks disgusting?


I like how they tried to color code everyone by generation, but like usual, Bapp totally farked it all up.
 
2012-11-15 09:52:02 AM

Chaide: jso2897: mscleo: Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.

They want to divide the country into the "productive" and "nonproductive", along utterly arbitrary and meaningless lines. But Obama is "divisive".

Obama is "divisive" because the right refused to work with him since day 1 of his presidency, and reaffirmed their ambitions in 2010 when they thought their momentum would carry through to today. Because he didn't cave into their every demand, it must mean that he's polarized Washington even more.

Fortunately, their constant blocking of progress was seen for what it was.

There's no grey to them, only black and white. Or I guess red and blue.

I'm assuming you knew that though. Basically, I agree.


They can't mix red and blue. That would be purple. Purple is ghey and they don't like teh gheys.
 
2012-11-15 09:52:24 AM
"You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge,"

How could they possibly vote against my can't-lose plan of ensuring that 40% of their pay is spoken for by health costs before they even make it?
 
2012-11-15 09:52:50 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: How much do you think the average poor person or family receives from TANF?


Enough to not work.
 
2012-11-15 09:52:55 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Besides, we know EXACTLY the kind of man she loved - the sociopathic murderer.


She liked Che?
 
2012-11-15 09:53:30 AM

Mugato: You know, thinking about it, I haven't heard anyone say anything positive about Romney ever, except him and his family. Not even at the RNC, really, even though I didn't watch it all. That's rare. Even Dukakis had some people with a kind word or two.


A rich a-hole that would sell you out as soon as look at you tends not to make many friends.
 
2012-11-15 09:54:28 AM
Of course repugs want taxpayers to pay for a huge and wasteful military so we can slaughter brown people for no coherent reason, which is much better.

News flash you farktards, it will now come down to a choice between healthcare or the huge military you love. Guess which one is going to win out. You're right to be butthurt over this election, the full meaning won't be clear for a few years, but your current brand of petty hatred and war mongering for votes is almost over.
 
2012-11-15 09:54:44 AM

Cinaed: And how, exactly, is someone making that much, trying to provide for a family, going to afford anything more than basic food/shelter?


There's your problem, right there. Thank you for not breeding if you are too stupid/lazy to provide for children.
 
2012-11-15 09:55:21 AM
Man am I ever getting a lot of mileage out of this one.


Remember kids:

Minorities voting in their best interests: BAD

Rich whites voting in their best interests: GOOD
 
2012-11-15 09:55:47 AM

morlinge: I think all this article proves is how much the democrats love to gloat after their victory. Clearly the republican party is trying to be the bigger man, but the democrats just cannot stop spiking the ball. Really disgraceful.


You are full of crap. And now on my ignore list. Had me fooled yesterday.
 
2012-11-15 09:56:13 AM
Glad to see Rmoney picking up on the Limbaugh "Obama is Santa" argument.

I can't imagine that this will not go well for Republicans.
Carry on, GOP!
 
2012-11-15 09:56:51 AM

SevenizGud: Dusk-You-n-Me: How much do you think the average poor person or family receives from TANF?

Enough to not work.


how do you feel about Romneycare?

Mitt:
...And as governor of my state, I was able to get a hundred percent of my people insured - all my kids; about 98 percent of the adults...


would you say he bribed voters?
 
2012-11-15 09:56:57 AM

SevenizGud: Dusk-You-n-Me: How much do you think the average poor person or family receives from TANF?

Enough to not work.


wow :) i think you should start working on your acceptance speech for the Nobel prize in economics.
 
2012-11-15 09:57:28 AM

whatsupchuck: Boy oh boy did we ever dodge a bullet this election. Can you imagine this douchnozzle as president?!?!?


Why so many were motivated to stab in the eye and leave bleeding any hope of him winning. And continue to be.

Moral unity against a would-be tyrant is not "gloating." It is well-earned victory.
 
2012-11-15 09:58:31 AM

jso2897: mscleo: Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.

They want to divide the country into the "productive" and "nonproductive", along utterly arbitrary and meaningless lines. But Obama is "divisive" black.

 
2012-11-15 10:00:45 AM
I'm sure doubling down on calling women and minorities shiftless moochers will win Republicans more votes in the future.

Poor white Christian males are still OK though right?
 
2012-11-15 10:01:32 AM
so it's super easy to be poor?

why don't all you whinny GOP farkers quit your jobs (assuming you actually have one) and be poor for a while then?

do it. Let us know how fookin' easy you think it is will you?

that'll show us. that'll show us all.
 
2012-11-15 10:01:45 AM

SevenizGud: rufus-t-firefly: People who make $25,000 - $35,000 a year ARE taxpayers, dipshiat.

Wow, $2,500 in tax!!! Way to pull that wagon! I hope that wagon does not get to escape velocity and go into orbit.


Let me make you understand something. Different amounts of money mean different things to different people.

$2,500 seems like not very much to you.

To me... Well, I would eat through your torso for $2,500.
 
2012-11-15 10:02:41 AM

HST's Dead Carcass: You've obviously never been on a Social Program in your life.


Uhm, actually, I have. I know, I know hypocrite and all that.

When I was in graduate school, and making almost nothing, and working in the lab about 60 hours a week on medical research, AND teaching undergrad courses, and taking graduate courses of my own, AND paying for the privilege to do so, I took advantage of a program that knocked 10% off my electric bill as long as I was under such-and-such kwh/month. So it saved me about $10/month.
 
2012-11-15 10:02:53 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-15 10:03:03 AM

LavenderWolf: SevenizGud: rufus-t-firefly: People who make $25,000 - $35,000 a year ARE taxpayers, dipshiat.

Wow, $2,500 in tax!!! Way to pull that wagon! I hope that wagon does not get to escape velocity and go into orbit.

Let me make you understand something. Different amounts of money mean different things to different people.

$2,500 seems like not very much to you.

To me... Well, I would eat through your torso for $2,500.


good luck
he sounds fat.
 
2012-11-15 10:03:20 AM

Fart_Machine: Poor white Christian males are still OK though right?


They're not mooches, they're fine upstanding folks who have fallen on hard times and we have a moral obligation to help them get back on their feet.
 
2012-11-15 10:03:48 AM

The Why Not Guy: Welp, anyone who thought this election might serve as a wake up call to the Republican Party can let go of that dream because it's simply not going to happen. On one hand, my inner four year old is cheering because "ha ha Republicans are too stupid to figure out why they lost and take corrective measures, so we're going to win even bigger in 2016." But my inner adult counters with "but that means America has to do without a sensible opposition party for the foreseeable future. That's not a good thing." We (America and Democrats) need a sensible opposition party to temper the excesses of the party in power, to craft compromise legislation that makes more than just one side happy, to bring alternative ideas to the table (sorry GOP, "no!" is not an alternative idea).

This is how it's going to be until that third party comes along.


Democrats have moved so far to the center and center-right that they are functioning as both parties right now. As a supporter of "single payer" health care reform, I've got plenty to not be happy with under Obamacare.

But it was still better than the "let everyone but me die so I can get another tax cut" plan the 1% Right on FOX was proposing for the country.
 
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