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2012-11-15 07:50:43 AM
Preview is your friend. Let's try this again.

Hey Republicans
 
2012-11-15 07:51:16 AM

MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.


I like how we've moved the goalposts so that useless leeches now include people who work full time jobs that pay low wages.

Apparently, the people scrubbing the toilets of the upper class contribute nothing to society, and do not deserve medical care. They should have thought of that before they chose toilet cleaning over law school, I guess.
 
2012-11-15 07:53:36 AM

Polyhazard: MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

I like how we've moved the goalposts so that useless leeches now include people who work full time jobs that pay low wages.

Apparently, the people scrubbing the toilets of the upper class contribute nothing to society, and do not deserve medical care. They should have thought of that before they chose toilet cleaning over law school, I guess.


Or they could have taken Mitt's advice and just asked their parents for money to start a business.
 
2012-11-15 07:53:44 AM

The Muthaship: Obama should have used this for his motto: You want to go vote one day, or go to work every day?


I got the message. I gave my 2 weeks notice last Wednesday after Obama was elected. W00T!1!1 It's government chese and Obama phones for me.
 
2012-11-15 07:54:21 AM
Poor Tat....er Mein is just butthurt that it's going to be more difficult to get his war with Iran.
 
2012-11-15 07:55:07 AM
Jesus, has any major political candidate ever been this much of a sore loser after a loss?

Honestly, at the rate they're going, how long til some GOP official starts encouraging people to take up arms?
 
2012-11-15 07:55:30 AM
So apparently doing the right thing is "bribing." Good to know.
 
2012-11-15 07:55:47 AM

Polyhazard: I like how we've moved the goalposts so that useless leeches now include people who work full time jobs that pay low wages


It's like a reverse big tent strategy. Soon anyone that isn't a billionaire will be suspect, and even amongst billionaires there are liberal plants.

Basically, the next four years will be consumed by the GOP trying to remake our elections so only the corpse of Ronald Reagan gets to vote.
 
2012-11-15 07:57:41 AM
if anyone out there in the highest tax bracket wants to trade income with me, so you'll be in the 0-15% bracket (depending on deductions that you farkers want to get rid of) please, step forward. I know you are more scared of the tax boogeyman than I am. Also, I live in the downtown area of a decently sized city.

what's that? you'd rather kill yourself than live in a modest home for just under 30,000 a year? yea go fark yourself.
 
2012-11-15 07:58:24 AM

Polyhazard: MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

I like how we've moved the goalposts so that useless leeches now include people who work full time jobs that pay low wages.

Apparently, the people scrubbing the toilets of the upper class contribute nothing to society, and do not deserve medical care. They should have thought of that before they chose toilet cleaning over law school, I guess.


Don't forget the retired - we are also "leeches". Sure, we worked our asses off all our lives, and paid into the funds that support us - but what have we done for you lately, right?
And don't forget children - those nasty little parasites need to be put to work in textile mills, the bloodsuckers.
And then of course, there's the disbled. I mean, what good is a cripple? Let 'em starve.
Good old "conservative" family values, yo.
 
2012-11-15 07:58:30 AM
And Romney didn't try to bribe the votes of white, rich, upper-class bible thumpers with promises of tax cuts and religion-based politics?

Kay.
 
2012-11-15 07:58:43 AM
I'm okay with his assumption, if it means the GOP also believes it which will cause them to continuously lose Elections.
 
2012-11-15 07:59:20 AM
Good job Mitt, way to blame others for your failings. That's the GOP way!
 
2012-11-15 07:59:38 AM
Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.
 
2012-11-15 08:02:28 AM
Just for a reality check, I'm not even going to address the basic lie that the President "gave free stuff" to minorities. Here is a short, incomplete list of free stuff Romney promised.

Free stuff for young people: Increase spending on pell grants/student loans.
Free heathcare via the emergency room.
Free stuff for seniors: Increase spending on Medicare (because Obamacare cut it!).
Free stuff for military contractors because of increase spending on the Military.
Free stuff for the 1%: Reduced taxes
Free stuff for corporations: Reduce taxes.
Free stuff for oil companies: remove 'expensive' regulations/government fees.

Etc....
 
2012-11-15 08:02:46 AM

SuperT: if anyone out there in the highest tax bracket wants to trade income with me, so you'll be in the 0-15% bracket (depending on deductions that you farkers want to get rid of) please, step forward. I know you are more scared of the tax boogeyman than I am. Also, I live in the downtown area of a decently sized city.

what's that? you'd rather kill yourself than live in a modest home for just under 30,000 a year? yea go fark yourself.


That's the thing that kills me about the whining coming from some of the wealthier citizens in this country...

I've never been anything other than lower-middle class, same as my parents and grandparents. I'll happily pay higher taxes if it means my income is pushing me into those higher brackets.

I'd love to see some of these rugged captains of industry and "job creators" make do on what the wife and I live on...


Romney is the type of asshole that makes you understand why dragging people like him out of their homes and loping their heads off in a public square seemed like a good idea at certain times throughout history.
 
2012-11-15 08:03:09 AM

mscleo: Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.


They want to divide the country into the "productive" and "nonproductive", along utterly arbitrary and meaningless lines. But Obama is "divisive".
 
2012-11-15 08:04:48 AM

EnviroDude: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

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No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states


No, Obama won 8 of the 10 wealthiest counties in this country. Not all wealthy people are selfish, poor hating dick bags, just the ones that vote Republican.
 
2012-11-15 08:07:58 AM

max_pooper: EnviroDude: dudemanbro: MeinRS6: Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

Calling people "son" is totally douchey. And by the way, Obama Supporters Subsidize Romney Supporters With Their Taxes  

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No. They support Obama voters in the blue counties that happen to be in red states

No, Obama won 8 of the 10 wealthiest counties in this country. Not all wealthy people are selfish, poor hating dick bags, just the ones that vote Republican.


Probably because they realize that the economy being in the shiatter is bad for business. Hard to sell anything when everybody is broke.
 
2012-11-15 08:10:03 AM

Sum Dum Gai: MeinRS6: But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

Nobody contributes nothing. Those who don't pay federal income tax certainly do pay other taxes.

Plus - as someone who pays taxes (I'm currently in the 28% federal tax bracket), I certainly don't begrudge helping pay for healthcare for someone who is trying to raise a family on a fourth of my income. They need all the help they can get. I don't envy them at all, even if they do have a lower tax rate.




I'm in the same boat/bracket (I think). I've had friends and family that needed the support at times. I've no problem paying into the system in case I ever need it, too.

/But, according to my office-mates I only voted for Obama because I "want stuff."
 
2012-11-15 08:11:30 AM
Thousands of dollars to lower and middle class families for health care? GIFTS!

Billions of dollars in tax cuts to the highest earners? NOT GIFTS!
 
2012-11-15 08:11:44 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This just in: the King of the Douchebags is a douchebag


You know who else had a problem with 'the minorities'? Once a racist privileged liar, always a racist privileged liar:

"I know that you expected to win, we expected to win, we were disappointed with the result, we hadn't anticipated it, and it was very close but close doesn't count in this business."

'Close'? RMoney just upped his game from ignoring math to ignoring simple arithmetic.
 
2012-11-15 08:12:10 AM

jso2897: mscleo: Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.

They want to divide the country into the "productive" and "nonproductive", along utterly arbitrary and meaningless lines. But Obama is "divisive".


Obama is "divisive" because the right refused to work with him since day 1 of his presidency, and reaffirmed their ambitions in 2010 when they thought their momentum would carry through to today. Because he didn't cave into their every demand, it must mean that he's polarized Washington even more.

Fortunately, their constant blocking of progress was seen for what it was.

There's no grey to them, only black and white. Or I guess red and blue.

I'm assuming you knew that though. Basically, I agree.
 
2012-11-15 08:12:54 AM
What about promising 12 million jobs and lower taxes for everyone?
 
2012-11-15 08:13:48 AM
The GOP is as wrong about the reasons they lost as they are arrogant and insulting.

They can't even pretend to give a shiat about anything but the interests of rich white christians, and at the same time absolutely shiat on whole segments of voters. What do they do when this costs them an election?

They attack the very voting blocks that they will need in the next election.
Fellas...it's not them, it's you.

If you guys can't turn this around soon you're all done.

sidenote...watched Newt's interview on Colbert....I'm shocked to say that he actually seemed to be introspective and blamed the GOP directly and not the people who didn't vote for them. Must be a con of some sort, I know, but still I was surprised.
 
2012-11-15 08:13:55 AM

jso2897: mscleo: Really?

Pathological delusion?

People who work and not just the welfare queens are now the enemy?

And the conservatives call Obama arrogant.

They want to divide the country into the "productive" and "nonproductive", along utterly arbitrary and meaningless lines. But Obama is "divisive".


Romney and frankly the GOP divides everything. Their basic understanding of the world demands that they have an enemy. While Romney was calling the President "divisive" he would literally divide the country up into "good" and "bad" in the same speech!

For instance this is a short list of places or people Romney used as examples of the 'enemy':

Chicago
California
Washington
47% of the American people
Hollywood

These are the only the ones I know of. Imagine if President Obama said something about say Texas like Romney has about Chicago or California?
 
2012-11-15 08:15:27 AM

westfork: Makes sense to me, all my white trash relatives got was an Obama Phone and that was enough to make them vote for the Big O.


I got one of these!
www.webeclubbin.com
Ok, not really, I bought it. I haven't opened it because I have a black thumb when it comes to plants.
 
2012-11-15 08:15:45 AM

log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.


Oh, I know! Pick me! Is it merica?
 
2012-11-15 08:17:52 AM
You know after this election I was sort of concerned that the Conservatives in this country would re-group, reflect on their loss and get their act together. The would support comprehensiveness immigration reform, move a little (but not substantiated) toward the center on taxes, and use that strategy to outflank Obama and stage a comeback. It would be the death knell of my lulz, the butthurt would dry up and all my entertainment would dissipate.

But the past week has made me giddy. If anything the butthurt is increasing at an exponential level now. MORE BENGHAZI!!!! THEIR WAS A CONSPIRACY TO GET TO PETRAUES SO HE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT HE KNOWS!!!! OBAMA WON BY GIVING AWAY FREE STUFF TO THOSE HORRIBLE MINORITIES AND WOMEN!!!! CLOSE THE BORDER!!!!! NO TAX HIKES FOR THE RICH EVEN IF IT MEANS RAISING TAXES ON THE MIDDLE CLASS!!!!!

You guys really are coming unhinged. It's glorious.
 
2012-11-15 08:18:50 AM
Mitt Romney told donors Wednesday he blamed last week's loss to President Barack Obama in part to "gifts" the Obama administration gave to key voter blocs, including African Americans, Hispanics and young women

Now, why are you Farkers surprised? 

/what do I mean "you Farkers"?
 
2012-11-15 08:18:54 AM

MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.


So the guy who's working, paying his fair share, but only making $35k a year, is a leech. Got it. I'll update the Urban Dictionary.
 
2012-11-15 08:19:14 AM

MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.


I know I'm late to the thread and responding to a troll, but go get farked in the ear.
 
2012-11-15 08:20:02 AM
Now that he lost I guess there's no point in trying to pretend that you're not a plutocrat who despises most Americans.
 
2012-11-15 08:20:24 AM
As opposed to the bribes offered to big business to keep tax cuts?
 
2012-11-15 08:20:29 AM

Tarl3k: To everybody who bothered responding to Mein:

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My Audi RS6. That's what I think of when I see his screen name. Also this image turned up under my Audi RS6 in google.

www.motorstown.com
 
2012-11-15 08:20:35 AM
What a ballgargling shiatcandidate.
 
2012-11-15 08:20:36 AM
Romney circa 02/12: Ya know who are sponges and feeloaders? Minorities. All they want is free stuff, and there's nothing I can do about it, they're just gonna continue to sponge and freeload their entire lives, teach their children to be sponges and freeloaders, there in making it a culture of sponges and freeloaders. As far as I'm concerned, I'd remove all their social programs that they think are entitlements because they breed like rabid ferrets, and let them suffer into oblivion. I think comparing them to rodents and other small creatures that scurry about and breed out of control to become pests is the best analogy I can come up with. No amount of teaching and training is going to change their genetic make up, so why even try?

Romney circa 11/12: The minorities were bribed to vote for Obama!
 
2012-11-15 08:20:52 AM

hubcity: MeinRS6: log_jammin: MeinRS6: Ha!

Wrong, son. They are called taxpayers.

and those tax payers are part of...

come on buddy. you can do this.

But the leeches that contribute nothing and do nothing but take are also part of society, so it's ok to differentiate between the two groups.

So the guy who's working, paying his fair share, but only making $35k a year, is a leech. Got it. I'll update the Urban Dictionary.


Don't forget to include children, the disabled, and the retired. Sponges, all of 'em.
 
2012-11-15 08:21:58 AM
I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Romney is a duplicitous, lying douchebag and a huge chunk of the voter block could see right through that, right?

Don't worry, Republicans. You should totally keep calling half the country a bunch of freeloaders and moochers. It's working out great for you so far.
 
2012-11-15 08:22:16 AM
What, prey tell, are these gifts targeted only to african americans and hispanics? Please elaborate.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:05 AM

unexplained bacon: sidenote...watched Newt's interview on Colbert....I'm shocked to say that he actually seemed to be introspective and blamed the GOP directly and not the people who didn't vote for them. Must be a con of some sort, I know, but still I was surprised.


Good politicians know that the month after the election is the best time to lay some blame on yourself - it makes you look good and doesn't cost you anything. Newt may be half scrotum, but he's from the older breed that still knew how to politic.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:30 AM

log_jammin: "You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge," Romney said, the New York Times reported.

I can imagine somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told they don't matter and they refuse to take any sort of responsibility for their lives, and finding those statement repugnant so they decided to not vote for the guy who said those things.


What free healthcare?
 
2012-11-15 08:23:30 AM
Politicians represent the interests of voters, not the interests of taxpayers. They are not employees. Somebody who pays a larger amount of taxes is not entitled to more say in government than somebody who pays less. So if African Americans, Hispanics and young women vote in quantity, any sensible politician will see they get something from the government.

But because they don't pay as much to the government as rich people, whatever they get is labeled a "gift" - which is very narrow-minded.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:36 AM

theknuckler_33: What, prey tell, are these gifts targeted only to african americans and hispanics? Please elaborate.


Because everyone knows there are no poor whites.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:48 AM
hypervocal.com

The guy paid a 0% Tax rate for 10 years.

Your welcome Mitt.
 
2012-11-15 08:24:19 AM
So much for cuddly, moderate Mitt. Yet ANOTHER lie that motherfarker tried to foist on the public in the waning days of the election. Republicans should be ashamed of nominating this tool. One of the most empty-calorie candidates they have run in a long time.
 
2012-11-15 08:25:35 AM

theknuckler_33: What, prey tell, are these gifts targeted only to african americans and hispanics? Please elaborate.


They get special food stamps that can be used to purchase watermelon, fried chicken, beans, and tacos at steep dicounts.
 
2012-11-15 08:25:43 AM

theknuckler_33: log_jammin: "You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told you're now going to get free healthcare, particularly if you don't have it, getting free healthcare worth, what, $10,000 per family, in perpetuity. I mean, this is huge," Romney said, the New York Times reported.

I can imagine somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told they don't matter and they refuse to take any sort of responsibility for their lives, and finding those statement repugnant so they decided to not vote for the guy who said those things.

What free healthcare?


Also, isn't $35k the median american income? IS Romney calling most of americans... oh yeah, 47%. Nevermind.
 
2012-11-15 08:27:11 AM
This is why I disagreed so strongly with pundits on election night who were talking about how "sincere" Romney's concession speech was or how it would have been a different race if the guy that gave that speech showed up for the rest of the campaign.

The speech was clearly nothing more than a good chunk of his victory speech with some stuff tacked onto the front about calling the president and congratulating him.

In his heart Romney never conceded. Because why? Unpatriotic douchebag.
 
2012-11-15 08:28:26 AM
You know, thinking about it, I haven't heard anyone say anything positive about Romney ever, except him and his family. Not even at the RNC, really, even though I didn't watch it all. That's rare. Even Dukakis had some people with a kind word or two.
 
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