Carth: His face is now a marketing space for losing brands. The Romney tat will drive down the price for the rest of his head and maybe his whole body.
Copperbelly watersnake: $15,000? That is probably what he lost in annual earning potential due to the fact that most white collar employers don't want someone with a large tattoo on their face.Nope, not stupid at all.
baronbloodbath: Here are my suggestions for his forehead space. Hell, we can use that big R for something after all!APISTETARDED"Stupid is as stupid does."ENT TO OWNEAL MAN OF GENIUSEAGANOMICSepublitard/Any more suggestions?
President Merkin Muffley: Used to date an inked up stripper. She couldn't go on stage like that so she used a special coverup on it. It's called Dermablend and it's amaaaaazing.
log_jammin: if you take Romney's losing out of the equation and someone with a face tattoo out of the equation and actually have a conversation with me, you might realize that it's not just about what is on the surface."If you take away the stupid things I believed in and the stupid things I did, then you'd see I'm not stupid. Hilarious.
THX 1138: If I had $5000 to burn, I'd pay him to get BOB DOLE and JOHN MCCAIN tats. Just make it an epic fail of epically epic proportions.
Jackpot777: Put yourself forward as a neutral-sounding client, operating on behalf of a new website called ...well, called whatever. Let's say BluePoniesAway.comA website you have already registered and paid for. Put some normal-looking widget company stuff on there.And then, when his tattoo is finished, the site becomes the gayest website aggregator out there. And you promote it until it becomes the #1 gay starting point, or as close as you can get it.
Wyalt Derp: I'm not an idiot, and I have the lack of a tattoo on my face to prove it.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's a well-muscled man with a Romney tattoo on his face. If he can't turn that into a lucrative career at hotels near Heritage Foundation conventions reciting Reagan's speeches while erotically choking nude, bound GOP elected officials then this just isn't America anymore.
President Merkin Muffley: Copperbelly watersnake: $15,000? That is probably what he lost in annual earning potential due to the fact that most white collar employers don't want someone with a large tattoo on their face.Nope, not stupid at all.Used to date an inked up stripper. She couldn't go on stage like that so she used a special coverup on it. It's called Dermablend and it's amaaaaazing./csb
Publikwerks: 'egret' would be my choice.
skinink: That is the ugliest tramp stamp I've ever seen, but at least his Johns know where to shoot their loads.[a.abcnews.com image 300x168]
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