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(ABC)   Further proof that Obama is throttling the economy: Man who tattooed Romney "R" on the side of his face for $15,000 three weeks ago now willing to sell prime forehead space for $5,000   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 44
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2012-11-15 06:40:34 AM
"I am college educated, and I am not an idiot," Hartsburg, a professional wrestler, told ABC News.

apparently he's also a comedian cause I'm loling right now.
 
2012-11-15 06:42:51 AM
if you take Romney's losing out of the equation and someone with a face tattoo out of the equation and actually have a conversation with me, you might realize that it's not just about what is on the surface."

If you take away the stupid things I believed in and the stupid things I did, then you'd see I'm not stupid. Hilarious.
 
2012-11-15 08:01:56 AM
I don't think he'll get much for ad space in such close proximity to that much fail.
 
2012-11-15 08:02:14 AM
Sounds like someone's been studying his "Grifting the Conservative for Dummies" by Professor Sarah Palin.
 
2012-11-15 08:03:09 AM
So property in a blighted area is worth less, and the big old R is a pretty big blight.
 
2012-11-15 08:03:15 AM
Won't the human billboard be worth less, if part of it is already written on? (didn't click yet)
 
2012-11-15 08:03:41 AM
I'm not an idiot, and I have the lack of a tattoo on my face to prove it.
 
2012-11-15 08:05:11 AM
Can we all chip in for "omney lost" with a little electoral map next to it?
 
2012-11-15 08:06:16 AM
Yes, having any face tattoo is a legitimate reason to question someone's intelligence, critical thinking abilities and judgement.
 
2012-11-15 08:12:21 AM
Anyone want to chip in to get "etarded" tatooed on his forehead?
 
2012-11-15 08:12:34 AM
A toothpaste company should go for the forehead. It will match the Romney tattoo nicely.

www.healthnowmedical.com
 
2012-11-15 08:16:16 AM
The other one should say, "Clearly, good decision making is not one of my strong points."
 
2012-11-15 08:17:50 AM
His face is now a marketing space for losing brands. The Romney tat will drive down the price for the rest of his head and maybe his whole body.
 
2012-11-15 08:19:55 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-15 08:24:02 AM

Carth: His face is now a marketing space for losing brands. The Romney tat will drive down the price for the rest of his head and maybe his whole body.


"Blockbuster Video on line one, Best Buy on line two."
 
2012-11-15 08:26:51 AM
Can we divert some of the Joe Biden Trans Am money to buy a STUPID tag for his forehead?
 
2012-11-15 08:27:05 AM
Here are my suggestions for his forehead space. Hell, we can use that big R for something after all!

APIST
ETARDED

"Stupid is as stupid does."
ENT TO OWN
EAL MAN OF GENIUS
EAGANOMICS
epublitard

/Any more suggestions?
 
2012-11-15 08:27:43 AM
$15,000? That is probably what he lost in annual earning potential due to the fact that most white collar employers don't want someone with a large tattoo on their face.

Nope, not stupid at all.
 
2012-11-15 08:32:34 AM
He's a well-muscled man with a Romney tattoo on his face. If he can't turn that into a lucrative career at hotels near Heritage Foundation conventions reciting Reagan's speeches while erotically choking nude, bound GOP elected officials then this just isn't America anymore.
 
2012-11-15 08:33:26 AM

Copperbelly watersnake: $15,000? That is probably what he lost in annual earning potential due to the fact that most white collar employers don't want someone with a large tattoo on their face.

Nope, not stupid at all.


Used to date an inked up stripper. She couldn't go on stage like that so she used a special coverup on it. It's called Dermablend and it's amaaaaazing.

/csb
 
2012-11-15 08:33:54 AM
GoldenPalace.com
 
2012-11-15 08:40:41 AM

baronbloodbath: Here are my suggestions for his forehead space. Hell, we can use that big R for something after all!

APIST
ETARDED
"Stupid is as stupid does."
ENT TO OWN
EAL MAN OF GENIUS
EAGANOMICS
epublitard

/Any more suggestions?


F_EEDUMB!
 
2012-11-15 08:42:09 AM
That is the ugliest tramp stamp I've ever seen, but at least his Johns know where to shoot their loads.

a.abcnews.com
 
2012-11-15 08:53:27 AM
Hey, he looks like the jackass who took a bath in the Burger King sink.

i218.photobucket.com

/Probably long-lost siblings.
 
2012-11-15 08:56:40 AM
i.imgur.com
I see into forever.
 
2012-11-15 08:57:02 AM
Zeno-25:
i.imgur.com

Maybe she's Amber Lamps?
 
2012-11-15 09:13:33 AM

President Merkin Muffley: Used to date an inked up stripper. She couldn't go on stage like that so she used a special coverup on it. It's called Dermablend and it's amaaaaazing.


I think that was developed for the mortuary make-up industry.

/not joking.
 
2012-11-15 09:20:20 AM
Not to poke a hole in his little plan... but why would anyone want their logo right next to that of the loser?
 
2012-11-15 09:23:21 AM
If I had $5000 to burn, I'd pay him to get BOB DOLE and JOHN MCCAIN tats. Just make it an epic fail of epically epic proportions.
 
2012-11-15 09:33:55 AM
Even if Romney won, how relevant would this tattoo be in 15 years?

How would he explain it after 25 years? 'I got a tattoo of a failed presidental campain in 2012!' He would be surrounded by people with WTF faces.
 
2012-11-15 09:57:13 AM
Well, tattoo removal costs seem to have come down, so he'll profit even if he pays to have them removed. Then again, once you become "that guy", no amount of laser treatment can undo it.
 
2012-11-15 10:21:37 AM
'egret' would be my choice.
 
2012-11-15 10:31:44 AM

log_jammin: if you take Romney's losing out of the equation and someone with a face tattoo out of the equation and actually have a conversation with me, you might realize that it's not just about what is on the surface."

If you take away the stupid things I believed in and the stupid things I did, then you'd see I'm not stupid. Hilarious.


This man should be put in charge of the nation's prisons for a day.

"What's that you say? You only killed someone on ONE DAY of your life, but you're 35 YEARS old now? I agree! What about all those days you DIDN'T kill anyone! You're free to go, my friend..."
 
2012-11-15 10:41:47 AM

THX 1138: If I had $5000 to burn, I'd pay him to get BOB DOLE and JOHN MCCAIN tats. Just make it an epic fail of epically epic proportions.


I have an eveb better plan.

Put yourself forward as a neutral-sounding client, operating on behalf of a new website called ...well, called whatever. Let's say BluePoniesAway.com

A website you have already registered and paid for. Put some normal-looking widget company stuff on there.

www.000webhost.com

And then, when his tattoo is finished, the site becomes the gayest website aggregator out there. And you promote it until it becomes the #1 gay starting point, or as close as you can get it.

"I am college educated, and I am not an idiot"...? Oh, I beg to differ.
 
2012-11-15 10:50:12 AM
*even
 
2012-11-15 10:53:14 AM

Jackpot777: Put yourself forward as a neutral-sounding client, operating on behalf of a new website called ...well, called whatever. Let's say BluePoniesAway.com

A website you have already registered and paid for. Put some normal-looking widget company stuff on there.

And then, when his tattoo is finished, the site becomes the gayest website aggregator out there. And you promote it until it becomes the #1 gay starting point, or as close as you can get it.


Can we start something along the same lines as Give Joe The Bird?
 
2012-11-15 11:11:14 AM

Wyalt Derp: I'm not an idiot, and I have the lack of a tattoo on my face to prove it.


I AM an idiot, but I don't have a tattoo on my face either.

/not as big an idiot as toothpaste man
 
2012-11-15 11:14:43 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's a well-muscled man with a Romney tattoo on his face. If he can't turn that into a lucrative career at hotels near Heritage Foundation conventions reciting Reagan's speeches while erotically choking nude, bound GOP elected officials then this just isn't America anymore.


Mr. Coffee Nerves has made me spittake my coffee- the nerve!


/on a more serious note, there is makeup that will cover that. Made for folks with skin problems
 
2012-11-15 11:16:23 AM

President Merkin Muffley: Copperbelly watersnake: $15,000? That is probably what he lost in annual earning potential due to the fact that most white collar employers don't want someone with a large tattoo on their face.

Nope, not stupid at all.

Used to date an inked up stripper. She couldn't go on stage like that so she used a special coverup on it. It's called Dermablend and it's amaaaaazing.

/csb


That's it!

/bellowed Lucy, sending Schroder flying backwards
 
2012-11-15 11:18:44 AM

Publikwerks: 'egret' would be my choice.


How about just a picture of an egret? They are lovely birds.

/he already has lots of 'splainin to do
 
2012-11-15 12:36:33 PM
"It's a decision that I made..."

Say it again, 'tardo.
 
2012-11-15 01:36:53 PM

skinink: That is the ugliest tramp stamp I've ever seen, but at least his Johns know where to shoot their loads.

[a.abcnews.com image 300x168]


It's a stupid tat, but quality-wise, it was pretty well done. Colors are bright and crisp, the lines are clean, and the artist got everything right.

Still a stupid tattoo, but at least the moron seems to have found someone who knew what they were doing.
 
2012-11-15 01:37:36 PM
Nice headline, Subby. I lol'd.
 
2012-11-15 09:48:14 PM
www.shoestoboot.com
 
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