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2012-11-15 06:59:18 AM  
Someone give this man an award. That's the textbook definition of "Adapt, Improvise, and Overcome."
 
2012-11-15 07:51:19 AM  
madeira.hccanet.org 

Was it this guy?
 
2012-11-15 07:56:13 AM  
www.celebritytattoodesign.com

Approves.
 
2012-11-15 07:58:35 AM  

RatMaster999: [madeira.hccanet.org image 317x500] 

Was it this guy?


Si.

On a stick.
 
2012-11-15 08:06:57 AM  
SOmetimes ass to mouth is Okay.
 
2012-11-15 08:13:08 AM  
i296.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-15 08:17:00 AM  
I like to imagine that he shouted "Shut up, crime!" before spicing that guy.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:40 AM  
I grow my own jalapeno and cayenne peppers, dry and grind them up into powder for seasoning. Even with me being as careful as I can, I always end up sneezing and have problems seeing by the time I'm finished grinding them up. I've made a point of showing my wife where the bin is with the processed pepper powder is, just in case an intruder breaks in while she's downstairs. A handful of that stuff anywhere near someone's face and they won't be able to do anything for several minutes.

/long enough to get one of our very sharp cutting knives out
//or get out of the house
///take your pick
 
2012-11-15 08:25:57 AM  
That's hot.
 
2012-11-15 08:36:00 AM  
"Risk your life for your boss's profits."
Try to tell me the media doesn't have an agenda.
 
2012-11-15 08:40:09 AM  
Sriracha enema.
 
2012-11-15 08:51:51 AM  
Such a waste of good chili powder. I hope they bring this criminal to justice and he has to repay Mr. Khan for the wasted nectar of El Grande.
 
2012-11-15 08:52:02 AM  
Rufus Lee King
Ok, I'll bite. According to the article, Mr. Khan is the owner of the store, and has been for twenty years.

Yep, this is what I get for farking at 7:30 AM after being sleep-deprived. In fact the first two words of TFH are "store owner". I am a dumbass and fat.
 
2012-11-15 08:56:25 AM  

RanDomino: "Risk your life for your boss's profits."
Try to tell me the media doesn't have an agenda.


Why would there be media with no agenda? Journalism is like the legal profession. People get into it because they want to help others by exposing and opposing "the strong exploiting the weak." Nothing wrong with that agenda.

/but then some journalists let themselves get hijacked by politics...
 
2012-11-15 09:01:22 AM  
Chili P is my signature.
 
2012-11-15 09:02:06 AM  
So he didn't want to give it away, give it away, give it away now? The money that is.
 
2012-11-15 09:06:48 AM  

RanDomino: Rufus Lee King
Ok, I'll bite. According to the article, Mr. Khan is the owner of the store, and has been for twenty years.

Yep, this is what I get for farking at 7:30 AM after being sleep-deprived. In fact the first two words of TFH are "store owner". I am a dumbass and fat.


Nah, you're just big boned.
 
2012-11-15 09:10:10 AM  
Perhaps perpatrators prefer peperoncini pepper powder?
 
2012-11-15 09:48:53 AM  

RanDomino: "Risk your life for your boss's profits."
Try to tell me the media doesn't have an agenda.


people make the news, media reports it and sells advertisement. this one is pretty cut and dry, it's not another watergate.
 
2012-11-15 10:22:09 AM  
I like to think the store owner chanted, "What I've got you've got to get it put it in you!" as he threw the powderedpeppepowder at the bad guy. It pleases me.
 
2012-11-15 11:01:38 AM  
Radical!
 
2012-11-15 11:26:41 AM  
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/BAM!
 
2012-11-15 12:22:57 PM  
i49.tinypic.com 

\ hot like coffee
 
2012-11-15 05:44:39 PM  
FTA: The 49-year-old Khan chased the would-be robber, but he got away.

theknuckler_33: [www.celebritytattoodesign.com image 400x538]

Approves.


So where the robber went we just don't know? He might end up somewhere in Mexico.
 
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