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(Mother Jones)   Top Georgia GOP lawmakers host briefing on secret Obama mind-control plot. NOTE: Not an Onion article   (motherjones.com) divider line 75
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2012-11-15 09:00:07 AM
It is a good thing for america that these true patriots can't be influenced by obama's mind control since they obvious don't have brains to be controlled in the first place
 
2012-11-15 09:11:23 AM
A "former" tea party member who was kicked out of the tea party is crazy? Ya don't say.
 
2012-11-15 09:18:02 AM

ckccfa:
//If we give FL back to Spain, can we throw in GA?


HEY. I'm not going anywhere.

///It's a derp sales event, everything must go!

DAMMIT I SAID NO.

//Also, giant flying cockroaches.

Well, you got a point there. Still less creepy than the two-foot-long centipedes I saw up north.
 
2012-11-15 09:19:33 AM

phaseolus:
Come to think of it, it's probably nicer when the suburbanites go back home to Brookfield when they're done eating at Lulu's.


HEY, I used to live in Brookfield, but it wasn't my fault...
 
2012-11-15 09:22:37 AM
I know a lot of white folks are afraid of black guys but this seems to be over the top.
 
2012-11-15 09:22:43 AM
Isn't this the crap Beck is selling now? How farking stupid are these people?
 
2012-11-15 09:23:34 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Remember, these are the same rocket surgeons who *KNOW* that Bill Clinton -- despite the fact his getting a knob-shine from a Lane Bryant reject was international news for months -- is the most prolific, brilliant and stealthy serial killer in human history, with more than fifty perfect, untraceable murders committed by his own hand.


Not only that - Obama resurrected some of Mr. Bill's victims so he could kill them again!
 
2012-11-15 09:24:12 AM

phaseolus: ...in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities.


So? I friggin' love living in the city after spending the last couple decades in boring suburbs. Within one block of my house I have

a much-beloved self-described "funky bar and cafe"
Excellent and cheap Mexican restaurant
Aikido dojo
that new craft cocktail place
interesting architectural antique store
gym
indoor fish farm
a couple tattoo places
the soup restaurant
LGBT hamburger joint
woo-woo store
handmade craft collective
another martial arts dojo
Jimmy Johns and a chain pizza place
ice cream parlor
live theater
upscale Mexican restaurant
the cocktail lounge/art gallery with salsa dancing
bakery
two very good local coffee roasters
the restaurant with 23 belgian-style beers on tap and 100 more bottled
the place next door to that with 60 craft brews on tap
the diner with the entertainingly trashy GILF waitress
comic book store
locavore restaurant
about a dozen salons and barbershops
guitar store
drum store
used record store
about five other taverns
and the place with 100,000 appliance parts.

It's a neighborhood where the alcoholic guy with no teeth who's pawing through your trash turns out to be cooler than you, and an artist with actually gallery shows 'n stuff. What's not to love about this place?

Come to think of it, it's probably nicer when the suburbanites go back home to Brookfield when they're done eating at Lulu's.


All of those businesses will be forced to close because Obamacare and Socialisms.
 
2012-11-15 09:26:37 AM
I love the total disconnect from reality these people have when they talk about the UN. UN resolutions are worthless and are dismissed as "strongly worded letters" because the UN is a toothless paper tiger, but at the same time it's a diabolical force bent on total domination of the world's only superpower, with detailed plots (found on the backs of roadsigns) to confiscate every firearm in the country and eliminate US sovereignty.

Pick one, guys. It can't be both.
 
2012-11-15 09:41:10 AM

UNC_Samurai: [www.the-savoisien.com image 240x161][www.the-savoisien.com image 240x163][www.the-savoisien.com image 240x166]
[www.the-savoisien.com image 240x163]

Nothing to see here, move along...


The CIA can't control Enormous Toy Stores. The control arrows don't line up.
 
2012-11-15 09:41:24 AM
suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities.

I'm pretty sure this is already happening. They broke ground on a Wal-Mart near my house.
 
2012-11-15 09:45:50 AM
This is what conservatives have been brainwashed to believe.
 
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2012-11-15 09:56:31 AM
johnfpetraglia.authorsxpress.com
 
2012-11-15 10:02:54 AM

Thats No Moose: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: nmemkha: THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[i.imgur.com image 850x568]

I want to know what that rooster is doing there.

Is it just a way of saying Obama has a large cock?


One of the democratic party mascots is the rooster.
 
2012-11-15 10:07:06 AM

leohat: UNC_Samurai: [www.the-savoisien.com image 240x161][www.the-savoisien.com image 240x163][www.the-savoisien.com image 240x166]
[www.the-savoisien.com image 240x163]

Nothing to see here, move along...

The CIA can't control Enormous Toy Stores. The control arrows don't line up.


Yeah, I tried to use html to rotate the Toy Stores 90 degrees clockwise. My plan was ambitious but rubbish.
 
2012-11-15 10:13:23 AM
Glenn Beck's new book is titled Agenda 21. I've already seen rabid teabaggers ALL CAPS posts on the internet braying about Agenda 21. I think it's important to point out here that Glenn Beck and his foaming mad fans are basically The New
John Birch Society.

"Glenn Beck's new novel, Agenda 21, is set in a dystopian future in which in the implementation of a United Nations treaty on sustainable development has turned the United States into a police state where workers spend their waking hours attempting to minimize carbon emissions and to have children with as many different partners as possible, as ordered by the central government. I should just end this post right there, really, but the rest of the book's blur"

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/glenn-becks-new-book-looks-inc redible


This derp hasn't even begun to roll yet.
 
Ab3
2012-11-15 11:06:48 AM
Ok I know we are through the looking glass but just how far through the looking glass have we gone?
 
2012-11-15 11:31:55 AM
In just about any other country, these people would be ridiculed and ignored. But here? They run entire states and wield massive power nationally.

Sleep tight.
 
2012-11-15 11:45:16 AM
The Derpocalypse is near! It's happening!!!11omgwftbbq

/Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids.
 
2012-11-15 01:21:22 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-15 02:45:45 PM
It's like reading those articles from third-world shiat-holes detailing the governments arresting and killing of people for witchcraft and mind-raping women with voodoo...
 
2012-11-15 03:19:06 PM

profanecleric: Thats No Moose: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: nmemkha: THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[i.imgur.com image 850x568]

I want to know what that rooster is doing there.

Is it just a way of saying Obama has a large cock?

One of the democratic party mascots is the rooster.


It's a dig at Reverend Wright. America's chickens are coming home to roost, and whatnot.
 
2012-11-15 05:56:14 PM

phaseolus: Come to think of it, it's probably nicer when the suburbanites go back home to Brookfield when they're done eating at Lulu's.


Plus, they probably have an hour-long commute from the burbs during rush-hour. I don't get why cities are so scary to so many people.
 
2012-11-15 07:19:31 PM
I'm proud to live in Georgia!
 
2012-11-16 02:49:07 AM

Krymson Tyde: I'm proud to live in Georgia!


yeah well i'm not. i feel like an unarmed lion surrounded by hungry christians.
 
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