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(Sun Journal (Maine))   Smuggling drugs up your anus is no way to go through life, father   (sunjournal.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, illegal drugs, Suboxone, st mark, Episcopal Church, Department Detective Michael Murphy, Bremen, Adam Shawley, Stephen Foote  
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2012-11-15 12:08:39 AM  
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You're telling me, unless you have some super way to go back there and get them
 
2012-11-15 12:48:48 AM  
Dont judge me son
 
2012-11-15 03:14:21 AM  
Fark is all about the anal stories today
 
2012-11-15 03:25:22 AM  
Judgement is not flawless, even with the ordained who do the lord's work professionally. You might even call it a pro lapse.
 
2012-11-15 03:30:05 AM  
www.palzoo.net
 
2012-11-15 03:33:25 AM  
Who taught you how to do this stuff???
 
2012-11-15 03:46:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Who taught you how to do this stuff???


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2012-11-15 03:49:24 AM  
Foote, up the ass.
 
2012-11-15 04:05:26 AM  
Have you ever taken a balloon up my ass to Spain?
 
2012-11-15 04:06:12 AM  
I'm not really sure but, isn't suboxone a drug you take to treat opiate addiction?
 
2012-11-15 04:07:23 AM  
Do these pills taste funny to you?
 
2012-11-15 04:09:57 AM  
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2012-11-15 04:25:41 AM  

domo_kun_sai: I'm not really sure but, isn't suboxone a drug you take to treat opiate addiction?


I don't know, what did TFA say about that? Hmm.. let's review: TFA: Murphy said suboxone is most commonly used to fight opiate addiction, though he said he suspects that Patten and Shawley were using it recreationally.

Why, yes it is.
 
2012-11-15 07:15:36 AM  
My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...
 
2012-11-15 08:40:41 AM  
Subby should have called it what it is:

Smuggling drugs up your prison purse is no way to go through life, father
 
2012-11-15 09:01:23 AM  
Father, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-15 09:03:52 AM  

Ohmiglob: My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...


Your dad married a dude 15 years ago? How'd they manage that?
 
2012-11-15 09:54:57 AM  
And next time, don't use paper towels to wrap the drugs.
 
2012-11-15 11:12:12 AM  
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2012-11-15 12:12:42 PM  

LDM90: Ohmiglob: My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...

Your dad married a dude 15 years ago? How'd they manage that?


Well, they married twelve years ago (in MA), been together nearly sixteen.
 
2012-11-15 01:41:02 PM  
Holy shiat!
 
2012-11-15 04:52:44 PM  
The drugs were just resting in my anus
 
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