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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Man arrested for attacking pet rabbit with a sword. In his defense, it was the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent he ever set eyes on   (ksl.com) divider line 89
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2012-11-14 08:35:52 PM
"Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.
 
2012-11-14 08:56:21 PM
He should have used the holy hand grenade.
 
2012-11-14 09:06:17 PM
RUN AWAY!
 
2012-11-14 09:15:07 PM
THE FAAAANGS!
 
2012-11-14 09:21:22 PM
Showed up for the Monty Python references.

leaving happy.
 
2012-11-14 09:31:15 PM
He's got huge, sharp... er... he can leap about... look at the bones!"
 
2012-11-14 09:32:36 PM
Look at the bones!
 
2012-11-14 09:47:39 PM
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
 
2012-11-14 09:52:27 PM
Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.
 
2012-11-14 09:53:17 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.


Splitting hares here.
 
2012-11-14 09:53:59 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Splitting hairs here.
 
2012-11-14 09:54:21 PM
Right! One rabbit stew coming right up
 
2012-11-14 09:54:34 PM
Weapons are never necessary.
 
2012-11-14 09:55:02 PM

ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade.


Die Jesu domine,
Dona eis requiem . . .

Thunk!
 
2012-11-14 09:55:43 PM

Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary.


But almost always fun.
 
2012-11-14 09:56:30 PM
Brilliant headline
 
2012-11-14 09:56:32 PM
JESUS CHRIST!!
 
2012-11-14 09:57:14 PM

MurphyMurphy: Right! One rabbit stew coming right up


Duck!
Seasoned.
 
2012-11-14 09:57:21 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.


Do they call him "Tim"?
 
2012-11-14 09:57:49 PM

Blackstone: Brilliant headline


But is it African or European?
 
2012-11-14 09:58:09 PM

Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary.


Use your hands.

Hands on rodent.

Quick arm-hand slap downward on a counter ensures painless death.

Neck-snap.

Do as you will after...
 
2012-11-14 09:59:32 PM
You haven't lived until you've seen "Night of the Lepus" on bath salts.
 
2012-11-14 09:59:40 PM
He had big bitey teeth!!
 
2012-11-14 10:00:26 PM
Night of the Lepus (killer)

It was comming right at him!
 
2012-11-14 10:00:35 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-11-14 10:00:46 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-14 10:01:39 PM

vudukungfu: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.

Splitting hairs here.


Yep, it seems that was his intent
 
2012-11-14 10:02:36 PM
"Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.
 
2012-11-14 10:02:46 PM
To science.
 
2012-11-14 10:03:46 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Came to say this.

Poor bun.
 
2012-11-14 10:04:15 PM
Save the carrots!
 
2012-11-14 10:05:30 PM

Ambivalence: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.

Came to say this.

Poor bun.


All small vertebrates apply.
 
2012-11-14 10:06:27 PM

LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.


The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit.
 
2012-11-14 10:06:53 PM
mitchellrichards.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-14 10:07:34 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

approves
 
2012-11-14 10:08:42 PM
"The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states.

So barely even a flesh wound.
 
2012-11-14 10:14:05 PM

ATRDCI: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]

approves


*bow*
 
2012-11-14 10:14:27 PM

ohdoublereally: "The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states.

So barely even a flesh wound.


It's had worse.
 
2012-11-14 10:15:14 PM
'Look at the bones!!'
 
2012-11-14 10:15:42 PM

ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade of Antioch.


FTFY
/seems incomplete without the full historical/geographical/Biblical reference
 
2012-11-14 10:15:54 PM

najay1: LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.

The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit.


Oh, so now there are two victims.
 
2012-11-14 10:16:07 PM

Porous Horace: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]


completely awesone chicken dinnah winnah!
 
2012-11-14 10:18:08 PM
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-11-14 10:18:14 PM
this should be so filled with monty python remarks that the entire movie is writen here
its a fair cop
 
2012-11-14 10:18:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Porous Horace: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

completely awesone chicken dinnah winnah!


Jackhat.
 
2012-11-14 10:18:59 PM
 
2012-11-14 10:19:39 PM
There can be only Bun-Bun!
 
2012-11-14 10:19:52 PM
All rabbits are assholes.


All of them.
 
2012-11-14 10:20:26 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


They're all pink on the inside!


/or something
 
2012-11-14 10:21:11 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Bite me, Sam.
 
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