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(BBC)   Man swallows 220 diamonds, is arrested trying to smuggle them out of South Africa. "Passing stolen goods" to be added to charges in the next day or two   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-11-14 09:11:15 PM
Blood Diamond 2: Bloody Stool
 
2012-11-14 09:22:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 10:15:19 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 10:17:46 PM
He should have washed them down with a couple of DeBeers.
 
2012-11-15 12:53:59 AM
This is why you opt for the crotch grope instead.
 
2012-11-15 12:54:32 AM
Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?
 
2012-11-15 12:56:07 AM
It started as charcoal, but he was kinda overzealous with his chewing.
 
2012-11-15 12:57:28 AM
Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...
 
2012-11-15 12:58:40 AM
Damn. He'll be singing a different tone when his anus hurts.
 
2012-11-15 12:59:10 AM
"Is it safe?"

At least the problem's not on the dentist's end this time around.
 
2012-11-15 01:02:49 AM
Let my Cameron gooooo...
 
2012-11-15 01:07:00 AM
Came for Ferris Bueller reference, leaving ashamed for forgetting American Dad reference.

/and +1 for James Bond reference
 
2012-11-15 01:08:45 AM
"If God had wanted man to fly ..." to which Mr. Wint concludes: "He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd"

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-15 01:10:53 AM

sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?


If you give her one, she will let you put it in her butt.
 
2012-11-15 01:11:19 AM
Here's hoping they were uncut diamonds...
 
2012-11-15 01:12:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Damn. He'll be singing a different tone when his anus hurts.


a whole new meaning to the term turd cutter.
 
2012-11-15 01:21:24 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Gagool laughs.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:39 AM
Receiving swollen goods is another charge that will stick.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:44 AM

StoPPeRmobile: sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?

If you give her one, she will let you put it in her butt.


Haha...you don't need diamonds, just game.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:46 AM
Loosely in the Guy with Diamonds
 
2012-11-15 01:26:46 AM

axeeugene: "Is it safe?"

At least the problem's not on the dentist's end this time around.


Came for this one.
 
2012-11-15 01:34:55 AM

sethen320: StoPPeRmobile: sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?

If you give her one, she will let you put it in her butt.

Haha...you don't need diamonds, just game.


I know, that's why I said, "you."
 
2012-11-15 01:41:27 AM
www.funnyandjokes.com
Be honest with yourself ladies, If you love Diamonds then you really just hate black people.
 
2012-11-15 01:44:10 AM
Since when can scanners see your insides?
Creepy-could they dignose tumors-sheesh
 
2012-11-15 01:44:26 AM
Why does he have to smuggle them out? If it's bought and paid for why cant he just take it out? Anyway he should have opted for the feelout instead of the xray.
 
2012-11-15 01:44:59 AM
My question is how did they guess he was the one to scan? Was he just extra nervous or was he the one asking for extra fiber in everything?
 
2012-11-15 01:47:41 AM
Diamonds in the ruffage
 
2012-11-15 01:52:35 AM

sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?


Well, when they could only be found on the surface or in shallow mines, were very large, and very rare...then they were accordingly quite valuable. Today they are small, numerous and all over the place.

Does that answer your question?
 
2012-11-15 01:58:14 AM
He's likely to have trouble, however, when the carbon hits his anus
 
2012-11-15 02:03:33 AM
OW! OWWW!

221...
 
2012-11-15 02:05:14 AM
"Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week"

/not obscure, but first thing that came to mind after reading the headline
 
2012-11-15 02:09:19 AM
blogs.villagevoice.com

A kiss on the gland may be quite continental
But diamonds aren't your butt's best friend
A kiss feels so grand, but it won't feel so gentle
When those rocks start to pass
And when the sparkles hit your ass.....
 
2012-11-15 02:44:25 AM
Is it safe?
 
2012-11-15 02:45:35 AM

axeeugene: "Is it safe?"

At least the problem's not on the dentist's end this time around.


Argh! I was beaten. Curse you!
 
2012-11-15 02:45:57 AM

Gyrfalcon: sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?

Well, when they could only be found on the surface or in shallow mines, were very large, and very rare...then they were accordingly quite valuable. Today they are small, numerous and all over the place.

Does that answer your question?


Also can't forget that for a long time DeBeers had a virtual monopoly on the diamond trade. The price was artificially inflated.
 
2012-11-15 03:09:16 AM

mafiageek1980: "Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week"

/not obscure, but first thing that came to mind after reading the headline


Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.
 
2012-11-15 04:16:11 AM
The poor guy is just trying to get back to his home country to get his buddy ressed.

Do you know how much 5,000 GP worth of diamonds run these days?

Now when he gets out of jail he's going to have to get 10,000 GP worth, and I don't know if they will fit.

South Africa

Alright. They'll probably fit.
 
2012-11-15 04:29:56 AM
Someone dropped the dime on this poor feller. Unless, that is, they are allowed to actually X-ray people without any cause now, which I would have no trouble believing. lol cancer.
 
2012-11-15 06:43:14 AM
www.wearysloth.com

His brother's sister's cousin also thinks he's a noob.
 
2012-11-15 06:51:03 AM
Makes his dookie twinkle.
 
2012-11-15 06:52:08 AM

Gyrfalcon: sethen320: Man swallows clear rocks.

Why exactly are diamonds so valuable?

Well, when they could only be found on the surface or in shallow mines, were very large, and very rare...then they were accordingly quite valuable. Today they are small, numerous and all over the place.

Does that answer your question?


To elaborate - large, unuasually fine, and fancy colored diamonds ARE legitimately rare and Valuable.
The price of the average diamond is vastly inflated by artificial market controls.
 
2012-11-15 06:55:42 AM
i dont understand why/how he was xrayed - perhaps i'm being pedantic, but he puts some diamonds in a condom or what not then walks around until the lot is ready to come out. How is this complicated? Most likely I dont know diddly about this process...
 
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