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(White House)   Help unite a Farker with his partner with a White House petition to ask that green card applications for same-sex couples be held until DOMA is heard by the Supreme Court. As sexy as a Texas secession petition? No. But much better for your soul   (petitions.whitehouse.gov) divider line 73
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2012-11-14 04:24:12 PM
You realize that isn't going to do jack shiat for anyone don't you?
 
2012-11-14 04:28:11 PM
The only petition I'm willing to sign from now on is a petition to stop submitting all these damned petitions

/it's gotten ridiculous
 
2012-11-14 04:29:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only petition I'm willing to sign from now on is a petition to stop submitting all these damned petitions

/it's gotten ridiculous


Seriously, THIS. Enough with the goddamned petitions already, people.
 
2012-11-14 04:29:22 PM
Let's stop bumping this shiat to the commented.
 
2012-11-14 04:35:03 PM
I'm not signing up with the White House to sign petitions.

/brb, buying tinfoil
 
2012-11-14 04:41:54 PM
What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.
 
2012-11-14 04:42:06 PM
F*ck it, I'll vote. Why not. Subby should include a pet in his plea for more attention.
 
2012-11-14 04:51:42 PM
I want to be able to marry a sheep. Perhaps many sheep.
 
2012-11-14 04:55:05 PM

syrynxx: I want to be able to marry a sheep. Perhaps many sheep.


Sure, as just as soon as a sheep can enter into a legal contract.


I'm all for people being able to marry aliens and sentient robots too.
 
2012-11-14 04:56:35 PM

syrynxx: I want to be able to marry a sheep. Perhaps many sheep.


At least you don't have to wish you could be a moron. You're already there.
 
2012-11-14 04:56:47 PM

vygramul: What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.


They get denied is my understanding. Because there is no federal recognition of same sex marriage.
 
2012-11-14 05:00:31 PM

Elandriel: vygramul: What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.

They get denied is my understanding. Because there is no federal recognition of same sex marriage.


Right. The point is for the Administration to put submitted permanent residency applications on hold without just denying them. This allows the applicant to remain in the US in pending status. The hope is that SCOTUS will overturn at least the section of DOMA that allows the feds to treat legal same-sex marriages differently than legal opposite-sex marriages. If that happens, then the applications could be approved.
 
2012-11-14 05:02:28 PM
This is a slippery slope, but that's probably just all the lube.

I keed! I keed!
 
2012-11-14 05:12:07 PM

Raharu: syrynxx: I want to be able to marry a sheep. Perhaps many sheep.

Sure, as just as soon as a sheep can enter into a legal contract.


Dammit! No opposable thumbs to hold the pen.
 
2012-11-14 05:13:26 PM
I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.
 
2012-11-14 05:20:53 PM

GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.


As much as this may be the unwanted straw that broke the camel's back when it comes to tolerance for these petitions, there have been many more submitted to that petition site that were a hell-of-a-lot more unworthy than this cause.

It's unfortunate.
 
2012-11-14 05:21:00 PM

GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.


Hear, hear
 
2012-11-14 05:27:26 PM

Cythraul: GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.

As much as this may be the unwanted straw that broke the camel's back when it comes to tolerance for these petitions, there have been many more submitted to that petition site that were a hell-of-a-lot more unworthy than this cause.

It's unfortunate.


I thought so before this submission. The site was worthless to begin with, much less after the last week of stupidity. It has no value.
 
2012-11-14 05:27:37 PM

Cythraul: GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.

As much as this may be the unwanted straw that broke the camel's back when it comes to tolerance for these petitions, there have been many more submitted to that petition site that were a hell-of-a-lot more unworthy than this cause.

It's unfortunate.


This one isn't begging for money.
 
2012-11-14 06:08:40 PM
Can we add a secession to this petition?
 
2012-11-14 06:08:43 PM
Not until you learn English, submitter.
 
2012-11-14 06:08:53 PM
no
 
2012-11-14 06:09:09 PM
If they are a partner, aren't they already united?
 
2012-11-14 06:12:27 PM
So what is Glenn Greenwald's FARK handle?
 
2012-11-14 06:20:21 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Not until you learn English, submitter.


Obviously at least one person in this situation isn't from the US. They really may speak only a spattering of English.
 
2012-11-14 06:23:54 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only petition I'm willing to sign from now on is a petition to stop submitting all these damned petitions

/it's gotten ridiculous


you need to help the dude. he needs to suck a dick.
 
2012-11-14 06:24:52 PM
I signed a White House petition earlier today to make Jack Bauer head of the CIA, so why not ...
 
2012-11-14 06:26:07 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: This is a slippery slope, but that's probably just all the lube.

I keed! I keed!


Stealing this.
 
2012-11-14 06:27:42 PM
Farkers: not your personal activists.


amiright? I'm not right, am I?

Farkers: Fine, we'll do some shiat for you. Can we make a meme out of it? No? WTF? Come on!
 
2012-11-14 06:27:43 PM
well that's disgusting.
 
2012-11-14 06:34:10 PM

Cythraul: GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.

As much as this may be the unwanted straw that broke the camel's back when it comes to tolerance for these petitions, there have been many more submitted to that petition site that were a hell-of-a-lot more unworthy than this cause.

It's unfortunate.


Maybe the answer is even more ridiculous petitions. Kim Kardashian being made our new ambassador to Kazakhstan, changing our national anthem to Low Rider, a National Flatulence Appreciation Day, the possibilities are endless, and we'd only need 25k signatures to get the White House to address these issues.
 
2012-11-14 06:38:48 PM

syrynxx: Raharu: syrynxx: I want to be able to marry a sheep. Perhaps many sheep.

Sure, as just as soon as a sheep can enter into a legal contract.

Dammit! No opposable thumbs to hold the pen.


And the "boots" trick won't work for that.
 
2012-11-14 06:40:06 PM
Okay....
F*CK OFF WITH THE PETITIONS ALREADY!!!!
 
2012-11-14 06:47:58 PM

colon_pow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only petition I'm willing to sign from now on is a petition to stop submitting all these damned petitions

/it's gotten ridiculous

you need to help the dude. he needs to suck a dick.


Maybe they're chicks.
 
2012-11-14 06:51:40 PM
Word of advice: Don't write the headline to your petition like a teenager. Capitalize. Hyphenate two-word adjectives. A period isn't required, but it'd be nice.
 
2012-11-14 06:59:48 PM

vygramul: What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.


That's exactly what subby is saying.

/oh noes not in ma butthoes
//a choice no matter how you slice it
///slashies
 
2012-11-14 07:10:46 PM
As a MtF Transgendered who bypassed the system and married an out of country female immagrant, I support this cause.
However as a lazy tinfoil hat wearing farker who believes you can't circumvent laws already in place and need to wait for the legal and judicial system to take place, I won't be signing this petition.
If you want. Start a petition asking the President to start a bill to Repeal DOMA. Otherwise you're at the mercy of the system, sorry.
 
2012-11-14 07:11:14 PM
I just started a petition.Link
 
2012-11-14 07:14:17 PM
Pass
 
2012-11-14 07:15:57 PM
This is why we can't have nice things
 
2012-11-14 07:19:01 PM

vygramul: What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.


^^^This^^^^ is exactly the impression I got when I read this petition.
 
2012-11-14 07:26:16 PM

Surool: Okay....
F*CK OFF WITH THE PETITIONS ALREADY!!!!


I would tell you to start a petition to accomplish this but I see jso2897 already thought of that.
 
2012-11-14 07:28:33 PM

GAT_00: I think the entire petition site should now be taken offline for abuse.


A small user fee might go along way to control the silliness.
 
2012-11-14 07:39:49 PM
PETITION_ALL_THE_THINGS.jpg
 
2012-11-14 07:40:35 PM
"Help me, I'm gay!"

Fark is not your personal handout sight.
 
2012-11-14 07:49:26 PM
Fark seems to have more morons online than usual today.

If you don't see the difference between "A petition to secede from the US" and "A petition to be treated like a human being," do us all a favour and kill yourself.
 
2012-11-14 07:57:01 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Fark seems to have more morons online than usual today.

If you don't see the difference between "A petition to secede from the US" and "A petition to be treated like a human being," do us all a favour and kill yourself.



Get f*cked. These petitions do nothing but give tards like you an unwarranted sense of either accomplishment or moralistic superiority or a combination of both. Go adoration fishing for your courageous petition signing valor somewhere else, and spare the rest of us your trite bullshiat.

WelcometoFark.jpg
 
2012-11-14 07:58:12 PM

Hunter_Worthington: well that's disgusting.


you're just jealous he's getting him some. i'm wondering how butt ugly one has to be that they have to go to another country to find a 'date'.

Fluorescent Testicle: Fark seems to have more morons online than usual today.

If you don't see the difference between "A petition to secede from the US" and "A petition to be treated like a human being," do us all a favour and kill yourself.


the way you spell "favour" either tells us you are not in/of teh USA or you don't know how to spell. either way you lose. tell Ellen everybody said hi, Butch.
 
2012-11-14 07:59:49 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Fark seems to have more morons online than usual today.

If you don't see the difference between "A petition to secede from the US" and "A petition to be treated like a human being," do us all a favour and kill yourself.


Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-11-14 08:00:44 PM

ur14me: vygramul: What do you mean held? Held rather than processed and approved? You sound like you're saying you don't want gays to be able to enter.

That's exactly what subby is saying.

/oh noes not in ma butthoes
//a choice no matter how you slice it
///slashies


Get that stick out of your ass. You'll be able to sit much more comfortably.
 
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