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(AZ Family)   "There are times when you get old like this, you feel like you've lived too damn long" Man arrested for helping wife die in mercy killing   (azfamily.com) divider line 18
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2012-11-14 04:54:36 PM  
5 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: sariq: Jesus Christ. My parents are getting there. I have no idea what I'd do in a situation like this.

Tank of helium, a rubber hose and a plastic bag with an elastic draw string. Insert hose into bag, place bag over head, turn on helium. The helium replaces oxygen, but does not cause gasping, you pass out and then die from lack of oxygen.


Plus you sound really funny while telling the tragic story of your horrible life.
2012-11-14 06:02:04 PM  
4 votes:

joaquin closet: Mom died two years ago. In a hospice with LOTS of morphine. Her last words were: "Oh goody! I get to die and it doesn't hurt."

/bless that doctor


My last word would be "oh my goodness I almost forgot to tell you! I buried ten million in gold bullion under the ..."
2012-11-14 04:53:02 PM  
3 votes:
Lock this monster up before he does it again!
2012-11-14 06:19:19 PM  
2 votes:
I hope I go quietly in my sleep like GrandPa, instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.
2012-11-14 04:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
I read that headline in Morgan Freeman's voice.
2012-11-14 04:55:30 PM  
2 votes:
Lol well he is a killer and should stay locked up. if he really loved his wife, getting locked up shouldnt be a problem for him. The nazi's are old innocent looking killers too.
2012-11-14 06:58:43 PM  
1 votes:
Broktun:

Narcotics, sleeping pills, and alcohol.

Morphine, diazepam and whiskey will work.


I used whatever pain pills I could get. Plus tranquilizers (Valium and meprobamate), sleeping pills and a fistful of Thorazine; I basically emptied out my parents & grandma's medicine cabinets. Half a pint of Scotch on top of it. Problem was some junky I knew figured it out and busted in my grandmother's door with the cops right behind him; "If he's in there call the ambulance, if not arrest me for breaking in!" he said he told then when thy wouldn't go in themselves. So anyway, it didn't work. And my reading comprehension went down noticeably for several months, for one thing.

It's too easy for somerthing to go wrong. E.g., you can puke your guts out after you somehow roll over and not even drown on it: that was my first OD.

Take it from me, being such a loser you can't even kill yourself right sucks.
2012-11-14 06:35:13 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Walking in front of a car when I was 7 didn't work either: the poor young guy who happened to hit me happened to be a little "under the influence" and carrying an open container and "illicit drugs," so that poor farker's early 20s was pretty much ruined. (I'm pretty sure he could have driven home safely if some kid hadn't thrown himself in front of his car at the last second; the first 2 or 3 times I tried it that day I didn't wait long enough and the driver braked hard and yelled at me.) And three months in the hospital in traction didn't help my mood much either.

A guillotine would also work: there are plans on the Internet. But that's too much like work for me. Cyanide would be great but they don't sell it as easily as they used to for some reason. And abused peasant women in India guzzle pesticide but the process of dying like that sounds icky.


<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
2012-11-14 05:41:51 PM  
1 votes:
Mandatory healthcare for the unborn and the comatose. If you're in between, screw you.
2012-11-14 05:38:06 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: fsbilly: Jury trial.
Nullify.

Yah. But it will be tough to find 12 Arizonans with compassion.


You mean 1?
2012-11-14 05:24:15 PM  
1 votes:
Mom died two years ago. In a hospice with LOTS of morphine. Her last words were: "Oh goody! I get to die and it doesn't hurt."

/bless that doctor
2012-11-14 05:21:44 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"Lived too long"?? Look, fella, come back when you're a billion-year old head in a jar. Until then, don't talk to ME about being too old, you ambulatory creature.
2012-11-14 05:18:17 PM  
1 votes:

AcneVulgaris: FirstNationalBastard: If we didn't have such a hang-up over quantity over quality, there would be no stigma over someone ending their own life, so they didn't have to ask a loved one to be merciful and kill them.

It's those crazies and their magic book, farking thing up for everyone!


I like to blame it on a woman who cheated on her husband and then covered it up with a story about being pregnant by a diety.
2012-11-14 05:05:12 PM  
1 votes:
I gotta say, it's pretty horrific that he botched it. If my wife asked me to help her die and I really, truly believed it was the right thing to do I'd make sure it was done a hell of a lot better than this guy.
2012-11-14 04:55:01 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: sariq: Jesus Christ. My parents are getting there. I have no idea what I'd do in a situation like this.

Tank of helium, a rubber hose and a plastic bag with an elastic draw string. Insert hose into bag, place bag over head, turn on helium. The helium replaces oxygen, but does not cause gasping, you pass out and then die from lack of oxygen.


Yeah, but you'll sound like an idiot if someone walks in and tries to stop you.
2012-11-14 04:54:41 PM  
1 votes:

TimonC346: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And who are the people who insist your life must end "naturally" under any and all circumstances? On what do they base their insistence on controlling others?

It's really odd--the people who tend to be against mercy killing are all for the Death Penalty. That's...odd.


Blowing shiat up to protect blastocysts and ensuring old people live long lives of pain and misery.

That's pro-life!
2012-11-14 04:53:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.popsci.com

Petition your town today to have one of these installed.
2012-11-14 04:53:11 PM  
1 votes:
He shot her and she didn't die until 2 days later. Why not another method which would not have been so horrific?
 
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