Slaves2Darkness: sariq: Jesus Christ. My parents are getting there. I have no idea what I'd do in a situation like this.Tank of helium, a rubber hose and a plastic bag with an elastic draw string. Insert hose into bag, place bag over head, turn on helium. The helium replaces oxygen, but does not cause gasping, you pass out and then die from lack of oxygen.
joaquin closet: Mom died two years ago. In a hospice with LOTS of morphine. Her last words were: "Oh goody! I get to die and it doesn't hurt."/bless that doctor
The One True TheDavid: Walking in front of a car when I was 7 didn't work either: the poor young guy who happened to hit me happened to be a little "under the influence" and carrying an open container and "illicit drugs," so that poor farker's early 20s was pretty much ruined. (I'm pretty sure he could have driven home safely if some kid hadn't thrown himself in front of his car at the last second; the first 2 or 3 times I tried it that day I didn't wait long enough and the driver braked hard and yelled at me.) And three months in the hospital in traction didn't help my mood much either.A guillotine would also work: there are plans on the Internet. But that's too much like work for me. Cyanide would be great but they don't sell it as easily as they used to for some reason. And abused peasant women in India guzzle pesticide but the process of dying like that sounds icky.
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever<mcm310>: what is it?<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
BarkingUnicorn: fsbilly: Jury trial.Nullify.Yah. But it will be tough to find 12 Arizonans with compassion.
AcneVulgaris: FirstNationalBastard: If we didn't have such a hang-up over quantity over quality, there would be no stigma over someone ending their own life, so they didn't have to ask a loved one to be merciful and kill them.It's those crazies and their magic book, farking thing up for everyone!
TimonC346: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And who are the people who insist your life must end "naturally" under any and all circumstances? On what do they base their insistence on controlling others?It's really odd--the people who tend to be against mercy killing are all for the Death Penalty. That's...odd.
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