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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Man punches, shoves girlfriend while she is holding their infant. Then, he pulls a knife on a neighbor who tried to help. Judge: No problem, here is some probation because your family likes you and you work at a restaurant   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 125
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2012-11-14 03:52:06 PM  
Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.
 
2012-11-14 04:05:10 PM  
Having a job = get out of jail. Hells ya!
 
2012-11-14 06:22:51 PM  
The jails are full of evil pot smokers. Can't let THEM roam the streets.
 
2012-11-14 06:34:49 PM  
White skin: It turns Vitamin D into sunlight and it keeps you out of jail when you hit your girlfriend.

It's handy to have around.
 
2012-11-14 06:34:59 PM  
gotta save room in prisons for all the dope smokers. you can't go clogging it up with violent people.
 
2012-11-14 06:35:17 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.
 
2012-11-14 06:39:23 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


www.themovies.co.za
 
2012-11-14 06:40:06 PM  
Who hasn't gotten frustrated with a woman who is just intent on goading you?
 
2012-11-14 06:40:33 PM  
Bonus: They can hold his GF/baby's wakes at Hop's.
 
2012-11-14 06:41:29 PM  
 
2012-11-14 06:41:49 PM  
Good thing for him the neighbor wasn't....me!!
 
2012-11-14 06:43:05 PM  
Man.
 
2012-11-14 06:43:11 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!
 
2012-11-14 06:43:31 PM  
deja vu
 
2012-11-14 06:44:05 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Seriously?
 
2012-11-14 06:46:33 PM  

Indubitably: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Seriously?


I'm willing to go all in that religious people demonstrate higher incidences of mental illnesses as long as reporting rates are accounted for too.

*pushes chips into pile*

*)
 
2012-11-14 06:46:51 PM  
That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.
 
2012-11-14 06:48:55 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.
 
2012-11-14 06:50:17 PM  
Lets send him back to the restaurant where they have a nice selection of knives.
 
Ehh
2012-11-14 06:50:21 PM  
Was this one of those "Law and Order: Endless Reruns" judges that approves every harebrained defense motion?

/clunkclunk
 
2012-11-14 06:50:34 PM  
When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.
 
2012-11-14 06:51:55 PM  
Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove
 
2012-11-14 06:52:11 PM  

Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


*rofl*
 
2012-11-14 06:54:14 PM  

Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.


i1277.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 06:54:32 PM  

Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


Was the baby being kind of a dick?
 
2012-11-14 06:55:40 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Oh, Silly Jesus!
 
2012-11-14 06:56:42 PM  

Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]


No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.
 
2012-11-14 06:59:02 PM  

ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.


I beg to differ.
 
2012-11-14 06:59:40 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

[www.themovies.co.za image 600x336]


Yep, reality can be pretty farking stupid.

Awesome movie.
 
2012-11-14 07:01:51 PM  

ladyfortuna: Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.

Was the baby being kind of a dick?


Oh, it had it coming alright.
 
2012-11-14 07:02:36 PM  

Butthurted: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!


That is the usual M.O., yes. But not here (nearby). Here they put him on probation because society has failed him and he can turn his life around if he just has one more chance. Then they do all of the other nonsense on top of it. It's a real utopia.
 
2012-11-14 07:03:47 PM  

Indubitably: Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]

No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.


Well, that is certainly much easier to agree with and a much more rational explanation than; "The game would be over," unless you are impervious to sharp objects and such.
 
2012-11-14 07:04:01 PM  

Silly Jesus: Butthurted: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!

That is the usual M.O., yes. But not here (nearby). Here they put him on probation because society has failed him and he can turn his life around if he just has one more chance. Then they do all of the other nonsense on top of it. It's a real utopia.


Where is that, exactly?
 
2012-11-14 07:04:37 PM  

Butthurted: Indubitably: Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]

No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.

Well, that is certainly much easier to agree with and a much more rational explanation than; "The game would be over," unless you are impervious to sharp objects and such.


Any less true?
 
2012-11-14 07:06:15 PM  

Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.


we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex
 
2012-11-14 07:10:30 PM  

strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex


We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.
 
2012-11-14 07:11:18 PM  

ladyfortuna: Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.


Nobody likes domestic abusers... but liking it or not liking it has no affect on how some judges view criminal activity. Some will dismiss what criminals do because they always make an excuse for the criminal.

New Orleans is infamous for how lenient some of the judges would be. Short of murder, if you're a juvenile or a teen you can expect to be rotated back out onto the streets quickly. You know it's bad when you have 18yr olds with several priors getting popped by the cops.
 
2012-11-14 07:12:15 PM  

Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.


I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".
 
2012-11-14 07:12:47 PM  

Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.


That is funny. Deep humor is at least two layers of depth, I hear.
 
2012-11-14 07:13:52 PM  
Schooled.
 
2012-11-14 07:20:32 PM  
I'm a bit too pissed off to say much more than I'm too pissed off right now.
 
2012-11-14 07:23:22 PM  
Anonymocoso:

White skin: It turns Vitamin D into sunlight and it keeps you out of jail when you hit your girlfriend.

It's handy to have around.


Came for this. And I'm White.
 
2012-11-14 07:23:34 PM  
I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.
 
2012-11-14 07:24:56 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


I wouldn't be alive today if my neighbor hadn't confronted my ex. Neighbor was holding a glock, but still.
 
2012-11-14 07:26:01 PM  

pxlboy: Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".


I'll keep you as "Potato" and move you from "derpcon level 4" to "derpcon level 3"
 
2012-11-14 07:26:10 PM  

BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.


*bow*
 
2012-11-14 07:26:36 PM  

BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.


I can't see him. Is he doing a good job?
 
2012-11-14 07:27:38 PM  

Silly Jesus: pxlboy: Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".

I'll keep you as "Potato" and move you from "derpcon level 4" to "derpcon level 3"


Good news for you: I don't put people on Ignore in FARK.
 
2012-11-14 07:27:48 PM  

Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.


I tend to like you, SJ, but my 'Libtard' of a judge threw the farking book at my ex. So could you please cut it out for one thread? TFA is a bit too similar.
 
2012-11-14 07:29:28 PM  

Silly Jesus: BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.

I can't see him. Is he doing a good job?


Let me guess, Republican?
 
2012-11-14 07:32:08 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

I tend to like you, SJ, but my 'Libtard' of a judge threw the farking book at my ex. So could you please cut it out for one thread? TFA is a bit too similar.


"The lovers united briefly; while they convo'd about usage, and time, they realized suddenly: OMG, LOL, connections...*&^%$#@!(squawk)!@#$%^&*"
 
2012-11-14 07:33:36 PM  
Sure, all you ITG's would have kicked the fark out of the SOB boyfriend, and probably he would have deserved it (I know nothing about the case beyond having RTFA). Let's assume he did push/punch her while she was holding the baby and pull a knife on the white knight (starting to hate that one).

To me it looks like the usual pattern. Prosecutors probably overcharged (felony aggravated assault and lesser charges for a squalid domestic violence incident that apparently resulted in no serious injuries). SOB had a public defender with a stack of other cases up to the ceiling of his 8 by 8 cubicle. No serious attempt was likely made at any defense, probably because SOB was guilty anyways. SOB pleads to a lesser offense but PD fails to get it pled down to a misdemeanor. SOB is now in the system, the authorities are all up in his shiat and if he messes up, they whack him. And you all want to pay extra for SOB to do jail time, really?
 
2012-11-14 07:34:21 PM  

Indubitably: CapeFearCadaver: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

I tend to like you, SJ, but my 'Libtard' of a judge threw the farking book at my ex. So could you please cut it out for one thread? TFA is a bit too similar.

"The lovers united briefly; while they convo'd about usage, and time, they realized suddenly: OMG, LOL, connections...*&^%$#@!(squawk)!@#$%^&*"


STFU
 
2012-11-14 07:34:30 PM  
Gift:

Your logic isn't sustainable, Republicans.

Sustain otherwise.

Pay taxes.

Word.

*)
 
2012-11-14 07:35:51 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Indubitably: CapeFearCadaver: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

I tend to like you, SJ, but my 'Libtard' of a judge threw the farking book at my ex. So could you please cut it out for one thread? TFA is a bit too similar.

"The lovers united briefly; while they convo'd about usage, and time, they realized suddenly: OMG, LOL, connections...*&^%$#@!(squawk)!@#$%^&*"

STFU


Are you telling me not to create?
 
Ni!
2012-11-14 07:36:10 PM  
Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.
 
2012-11-14 07:37:47 PM  
Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.
 
2012-11-14 07:39:03 PM  

Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.


That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!
 
2012-11-14 07:39:51 PM  

super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!


How much do you weigh?
 
2012-11-14 07:40:20 PM  

Silly Jesus: pxlboy: Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".

I'll keep you as "Potato" and move you from "derpcon level 4" to "derpcon level 3"


Whatever floats your boat, man.
 
2012-11-14 07:42:06 PM  

Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?


Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.
 
2012-11-14 07:44:24 PM  

super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?

Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.


That's not why I asked, actually.

I am fat, you?
 
2012-11-14 07:45:51 PM  

Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?

Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.

That's not why I asked, actually.

I am fat, you?


P.S. I don't discriminate against anyone. Check my record, jackhat. Look it up.
 
2012-11-14 07:46:25 PM  
Milliard said last month he is no longer in a relationship with Rainer.

An Irish wife (girlfriend) beater. Who'd have imagined?

OTOH, the guys got no priors, he holds steady work, no one was hurt and the relationship appears over.

The only one that risked causing the situation to get completely out of control was the wannabe hero next door who had no good reason for confronting the guy.

I'm giving this one to the libtard judge.
 
2012-11-14 07:47:24 PM  

Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?

Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.

That's not why I asked, actually.

I am fat, you?


Why, am I somehow not allowed to fight an assailant who is smaller than I am?
 
2012-11-14 07:51:21 PM  

super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?

Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.

That's not why I asked, actually.

I am fat, you?

Why, am I somehow not allowed to fight an assailant who is smaller than I am?


Fight?

Why?

How is your intelligence varieted with your size?

Can you talk someone down first?

How are your Intimidate points?

Level up, and come talk to me.

Seriously.

*)

P.S. You know where to find me.
 
2012-11-14 07:52:02 PM  

Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.


POP POP

Both arms.

Then the smoking barrel gets waved under his nose.
 
2012-11-14 07:56:14 PM  

Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!

How much do you weigh?

Stop your fat discrimination now and check your privilege.

That's not why I asked, actually.

I am fat, you?

Why, am I somehow not allowed to fight an assailant who is smaller than I am?

Fight?

Why?

How is your intelligence varieted with your size?

Can you talk someone down first?

How are your Intimidate points?

Level up, and come talk to me.

Seriously.

*)

P.S. You know where to find me.


P.P.S. "variaeted."
 
2012-11-14 07:57:51 PM  

SpeedyBB: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

POP POP

Both arms.

Then the smoking barrel gets waved under his nose.


I would not use a gun, actually.
 
2012-11-14 07:58:49 PM  
Poor thread. It never even had a chance.
 
2012-11-14 08:05:04 PM  

super_grass: Indubitably: Man.

Look: violence against women and children is cowardly. Period.

That really is all.

That's so sexist. Why can't a man strike a woman or a small toddler when he is provoked?

MEN'S RIGHTS!


This has nothing to do with "men". It has everything to do with an individual who happens to be a man.
 
2012-11-14 08:05:19 PM  

Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.


But Jesus honey, I love ya!
 
2012-11-14 08:05:51 PM  
The Aristocrats.
 
2012-11-14 08:10:03 PM  
My CSB. I was on my way to work one night when some jackass who was tailgating me crashed into the back of my car. I got out to survey the damage and exchange insurance information. The driver was a black woman and her passenger was a black guy. The woman was freaking out while exchanging info and the asshole in the passenger seat kept glaring at me. I walked around to the back of her car to get her license plate # when this motherfarker pops out of the passenger window and points a 9mm at me and orders his girlfriend to "drive". Because criminals are farking idiots, I already had her information and her license plate. I call the police and give them the info and they catch him. He is a violent offender with a long history of gang affiliation that is on probation. We go to court and he is high as a farking kite. The judge calls us up and he asks this asshole if he had looked for a job. This mother farker says "I tried, but the office was closed" (monday had been some holiday) and that useless pig farker of a judge gave him a suspended sentence because he was "trying" to get a job. That was when I lost any faith in the justice system.
 
2012-11-14 08:12:34 PM  

Bender The Offender: The judge calls us up and he asks this asshole if he had looked for a job. This mother farker says "I tried, but the office was closed" (monday had been some holiday) and that useless pig farker of a judge gave him a suspended sentence because he was "trying" to get a job. That was when I lost any faith in the justice system.


Did you try and understand how rough life must be for him? Look, he didn't shoot you. That counts for a lot.

/(I know I know 0/10)
 
2012-11-14 08:12:53 PM  
i1277.photobucket.com

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.
 
2012-11-14 08:13:21 PM  

Kanemano: Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove


He's like a runaway train.

But seriously, why is it "conservatives" are all about locking people up and spending taxpayer money to hold them for years. What's with the obsession with providing criminals with free housing, health care, food etc?
 
2012-11-14 08:16:34 PM  

davidphogan: Kanemano: Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove

He's like a runaway train.

But seriously, why is it "conservatives" are all about locking people up and spending taxpayer money to hold them for years. What's with the obsession with providing criminals with free housing, health care, food etc?


It's all about the buttsecks.
 
2012-11-14 08:17:53 PM  
So a guy with no criminal record caused some minor injuries and briefly held a knife and I'm supposed to be outraged that he isn't going to prison where he'll lose his job and almost certainly only come out even worse?

Yea, I get it, this isn't optimal and something is clearly wrong with the guy, but in the long line of things to be pissed off about with the justice system, this seems pretty low on the list.
 
2012-11-14 08:19:40 PM  

davidphogan: Kanemano: Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove

He's like a runaway train.

But seriously, why is it "conservatives" are all about locking people up and spending taxpayer money to hold them for years. What's with the obsession with providing criminals with free housing, health care, food etc?


Not two layers deep even.

*oops*

*eye focuses; gauss warms; eye locates: target acquired: target free and guaranteed: fire protocol engaged. Target end*
 
2012-11-14 08:20:36 PM  

Indubitably: davidphogan: Kanemano: Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove

He's like a runaway train.

But seriously, why is it "conservatives" are all about locking people up and spending taxpayer money to hold them for years. What's with the obsession with providing criminals with free housing, health care, food etc?

Not two layers deep even.

*oops*

*eye focuses; gauss warms; eye locates: target acquired: target free and guaranteed: fire protocol engaged. Target end*


JK.
 
2012-11-14 08:30:41 PM  

Bender The Offender: My CSB. I was on my way to work one night when some jackass who was tailgating me crashed into the back of my car. I got out to survey the damage and exchange insurance information. The driver was a black woman and her passenger was a black guy. The woman was freaking out while exchanging info and the asshole in the passenger seat kept glaring at me. I walked around to the back of her car to get her license plate # when this motherfarker pops out of the passenger window and points a 9mm at me and orders his girlfriend to "drive". Because criminals are farking idiots, I already had her information and her license plate. I call the police and give them the info and they catch him. He is a violent offender with a long history of gang affiliation that is on probation. We go to court and he is high as a farking kite. The judge calls us up and he asks this asshole if he had looked for a job. This mother farker says "I tried, but the office was closed" (monday had been some holiday) and that useless pig farker of a judge gave him a suspended sentence because he was "trying" to get a job. That was when I lost any faith in the justice system.


not at all excusing what happened -- i suspect gun gang boy had "i rat to cops weekly giving them easy busts" written in his jacket in front of the Judge. the old get out of jail free card, scumbag style.
 
2012-11-14 08:36:55 PM  
Louisiana, a red Repubdick state. Yea lets blame Libs. Now if the baby was unborn or if the dude would have had a joint then it's an easy five. Can't hold those jail cells up for violence on women, when there is evil pot smokers or fornicators on the loose.
 
2012-11-14 08:38:34 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: So a guy with no criminal record caused some minor injuries and briefly held a knife and I'm supposed to be outraged that he isn't going to prison where he'll lose his job and almost certainly only come out even worse?

Yea, I get it, this isn't optimal and something is clearly wrong with the guy, but in the long line of things to be pissed off about with the justice system, this seems pretty low on the list.


I agree completely. The thing that I thought was missing from the sentence was some therapy. Of course, it's possible he's already been seeing a therapist and that was a factor in the judge's decision.
 
2012-11-14 08:44:05 PM  

Butthurted: [i1277.photobucket.com image 400x400]

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.


most of y'all need to learn some proper nose-breathing techniques
 
2012-11-14 08:47:53 PM  

strapp3r: Butthurted: [i1277.photobucket.com image 400x400]

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.

most of y'all need to learn some proper nose-breathing techniques


You mean you can breath out of it???? I thought it was just for pickin'

/the more you know
 
2012-11-14 08:51:50 PM  

strapp3r: Butthurted: [i1277.photobucket.com image 400x400]

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.

most of y'all need to learn some proper nose-breathing techniques


Especially when you're mouth doesn't work...

How's that ankle?
 
2012-11-14 08:52:51 PM  

Indubitably: strapp3r: Butthurted: [i1277.photobucket.com image 400x400]

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.

most of y'all need to learn some proper nose-breathing techniques

Especially when you're mouth doesn't work...

How's that ankle?


P.S. I misspelled that on purpose, man.
 
2012-11-14 08:53:58 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: strapp3r: Butthurted: [i1277.photobucket.com image 400x400]

and I, as a self-appointed arbiter of all things fair and just, blame Silly Jesus.

most of y'all need to learn some proper nose-breathing techniques

Especially when you're mouth doesn't work...

How's that ankle?

P.S. I misspelled that on purpose, man.


P.P.S. Karma is a biatch.
 
2012-11-14 08:55:08 PM  

Ed Finnerty: ladyfortuna: Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.

Was the baby being kind of a dick?

Oh, it had it coming alright.


Little fark shouldn't have started spouting off shiat. Got what was coming to him, I say.
 
2012-11-14 08:59:13 PM  

LeafyGreens: Ed Finnerty: ladyfortuna: Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.

Was the baby being kind of a dick?

Oh, it had it coming alright.

Little fark shouldn't have started spouting off shiat. Got what was coming to him, I say.

freefall

 
2012-11-14 09:11:53 PM  
Wow, the main page says this thread has 92 posts, but only 63 show up in the thread. I only have one person on ignore. Did he really post 29 times this thread?
 
2012-11-14 09:22:41 PM  

davidphogan: Wow, the main page says this thread has 92 posts, but only 63 show up in the thread. I only have one person on ignore. Did he really post 29 times this thread?


*wipe*

when i create it's explosive.

apologies.

i don't dictate creation, it dictates me, no?

Apologies squared.

To create.
 
2012-11-14 09:24:29 PM  

Indubitably: davidphogan: Wow, the main page says this thread has 92 posts, but only 63 show up in the thread. I only have one person on ignore. Did he really post 29 times this thread?

*wipe*

when i create it's explosive.

apologies.

i don't dictate creation, it dictates me, no?

Apologies squared.

To create.


A star expectorates matter unto the universe until...supernova.
 
2012-11-14 09:30:20 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: Sure, all you ITG's would have kicked the fark out of the SOB boyfriend, and probably he would have deserved it (I know nothing about the case beyond having RTFA). Let's assume he did push/punch her while she was holding the baby and pull a knife on the white knight (starting to hate that one).

To me it looks like the usual pattern. Prosecutors probably overcharged (felony aggravated assault and lesser charges for a squalid domestic violence incident that apparently resulted in no serious injuries). SOB had a public defender with a stack of other cases up to the ceiling of his 8 by 8 cubicle. No serious attempt was likely made at any defense, probably because SOB was guilty anyways. SOB pleads to a lesser offense but PD fails to get it pled down to a misdemeanor. SOB is now in the system, the authorities are all up in his shiat and if he messes up, they whack him. And you all want to pay extra for SOB to do jail time, really?


Uh. Yeah.
 
2012-11-14 09:46:24 PM  

Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.


No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!
 
2012-11-14 09:47:06 PM  
The proper way to fight one's wife/gf is with his hat: Grab it and run.
 
2012-11-14 09:48:30 PM  
The proper way for one to fight his wife/gf is with his hat. He should grab it and run.

FTFM
 
2012-11-14 09:50:37 PM  

MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!


farm4.staticflickr.com

This just in: People allow their emotions to cloud their better judgement. More at 11.
 
2012-11-14 10:15:39 PM  
Lots of states have separate domestic violence charges that are different from the typical assault charges. When my wife was volunteering at a local women's shelter where they had a case of a man who beat his wife to unconsciousness and was charged with the misdemeanor domestic battery instead of an aggravated assault felony charge that he would have gotten had it been a random guy at a bar. Then, there was another case of a man who was getting punched by his wife who pushed her back so he could get away who was charged with the same domestic battery charge.

Anyway, the bottom line is that it's not rare for there to be abuse of the minor domestic battery charges both in being way too lenient and way to severe.
 
2012-11-14 10:27:52 PM  

Buffet: Good thing for him the neighbor wasn't....me!!


This!!!
 
2012-11-14 10:31:32 PM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


If you google the honorable jurist's name, you'll find no mention whether Steinberg is either liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican. What you will find is case after case where defendants who were connected received one lenient sentence for some very violent crimes, kidnapping and manslaughter among them. Just sounds like more of a garden variety corrupt judge. But don't let any of this stop you in pursuing your attempt to establish an all time land speed record for steering a non-political thread into a deep-filled political rant.
 
2012-11-14 10:36:43 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


Fark you. If a child is in danger, you do everything you can to save the child.

If I get stabbed, hit, pushed... Whatever.

Douchbags like him need to be put down.
 
2012-11-14 10:38:43 PM  

pxlboy: MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!



This just in: People allow their emotions to cloud their better judgement. More at 11.


Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?
 
2012-11-14 10:43:36 PM  

boyvoyeur: If a child is in danger, you do everything you can to save the child.


That's a tautology.

You mean that you may do everything you can to save a child.
 
2012-11-14 10:47:06 PM  

pxlboy: MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 200x150]

This just in: People allow their emotions to cloud their better judgement. More at 11.


Not only that, but as I hear (never been in an abusive relationship, thankfully), many abusive men put on a front until they are married and suddenly turn very controlling or worse, because now they 'own' the woman. All the property is in their name, if there are kids, they threaten to take them away, etc.

As I said, what I hear, I've only known one or two women who were abused and never found out during the problems or... well there would have been some disappearances, let's put it that way.
 
2012-11-14 10:53:49 PM  

TomD9938: Milliard said last month he is no longer in a relationship with Rainer.

An Irish wife (girlfriend) beater. Who'd have imagined?

OTOH, the guys got no priors, he holds steady work, no one was hurt and the relationship appears over.

The only one that risked causing the situation to get completely out of control was the wannabe hero next door who had no good reason for confronting the guy.

I'm giving this one to the libtard judge.


Bathsalts! It's whats for dinner?

Damage was done, whether blood was shed or not. My guess is it gave him a little street cred among his ilk. And that makes me sick to my stomach... and pissed off.
 
2012-11-14 10:57:43 PM  

MattyBlast: pxlboy: MattyBlast: Ni!:

Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?


Wow.
 
2012-11-14 10:59:28 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: So a guy with no criminal record caused some minor injuries and briefly held a knife and I'm supposed to be outraged that he isn't going to prison where he'll lose his job and almost certainly only come out even worse?

Yea, I get it, this isn't optimal and something is clearly wrong with the guy, but in the long line of things to be pissed off about with the justice system, this seems pretty low on the list.


You know how I know you're not a parent?
 
2012-11-14 11:00:06 PM  

MattyBlast: Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?


You sound like a 'nice guy'.
 
2012-11-14 11:05:03 PM  
You know how I know you're not a parent?
 
2012-11-14 11:08:14 PM  
Yeah, but there was very little said about women who try to use infants as cover when they are getting their asses beat.



They make for poor shields.


/sarc
 
2012-11-14 11:21:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: MattyBlast: Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?

You sound like a 'nice guy'.


He sure does sound like one.
It also sounds like he's justifying something in his own viewpoint.

Glad I'm not married to him.
 
2012-11-15 12:18:39 AM  

davidphogan: Wow, the main page says this thread has 92 posts, but only 63 show up in the thread. I only have one person on ignore. Did he really post 29 times this thread?


He replies to himself, sometimes several times, so yeah.
 
2012-11-15 12:21:37 AM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


I know, right. Every single person in the country should be locked up. They are guilty of something.
 
2012-11-15 12:22:59 AM  

MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!


If you look at women who seek out violent/abusive men, its rarely an isolated incident. Its usually part of a much larger problem, usually stemming from childhood trauma.

Some women are able to realize this and seek therapy/treatment and eventually enjoy stable relationships.

Other women continue the cycle in perpetuity, and are usually enabled by people who blame it on "emotionally clouded judgement".
 
2012-11-15 12:23:05 AM  

MattyBlast: pxlboy: MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!



This just in: People allow their emotions to cloud their better judgement. More at 11.

Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?


You sound beta.
 
2012-11-15 01:18:27 AM  
He sounds Amish.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:28 AM  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


You sound like the one with the mental disease.
 
2012-11-15 02:34:40 AM  

Mrbogey: ladyfortuna: Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

Nobody likes domestic abusers... but liking it or not liking it has no affect on how some judges view criminal activity. Some will dismiss what criminals do because they always make an excuse for the criminal.

New Orleans is infamous for how lenient some of the judges would be. Short of murder, if you're a juvenile or a teen you can expect to be rotated back out onto the streets quickly. You know it's bad when you have 18yr olds with several priors getting popped by the cops.


Seriously? The state where one in seven black men is incarcerated, on probation, or parole is the state you choose as an example to back up your lenient judges fallacy?

Holy shiat, that is stupid.
 
2012-11-15 04:22:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: MattyBlast: Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?

You sound like a 'nice guy' compulsive masturbator.


FTFY and him.
 
2012-11-15 05:13:51 AM  

tjfly: 4tehsnowflakes: Sure, all you ITG's would have kicked the fark out of the SOB boyfriend, and probably he would have deserved it (I know nothing about the case beyond having RTFA). Let's assume he did push/punch her while she was holding the baby and pull a knife on the white knight (starting to hate that one).

To me it looks like the usual pattern. Prosecutors probably overcharged (felony aggravated assault and lesser charges for a squalid domestic violence incident that apparently resulted in no serious injuries). SOB had a public defender with a stack of other cases up to the ceiling of his 8 by 8 cubicle. No serious attempt was likely made at any defense, probably because SOB was guilty anyways. SOB pleads to a lesser offense but PD fails to get it pled down to a misdemeanor. SOB is now in the system, the authorities are all up in his shiat and if he messes up, they whack him. And you all want to pay extra for SOB to do jail time, really?

Uh. Yeah.


We know certain crimes make people feel more or less of a sense of moral outrage. For example, some people would happily acquiesce if the justice system started castrating child molesters. And for most people, the fact that this SOB is a man and she is a woman is a "plus" factor on this scale, as if every assault or battery of this type is a hate crime. But domestic violence isn't any prettier in same-sex relationships or in the admittedly much more rare female on male case. In theory the judge is supposed to disregard gender, but many can't.
 
2012-11-15 07:06:41 AM  

okraeater: Seriously? The state where one in seven black men is incarcerated, on probation, or parole is the state you choose as an example to back up your lenient judges fallacy?

Holy shiat, that is stupid.


Judge Elloie had a major scandal back a few years when he was releasing the accused on ridiculously low or no bonds.

Here's a short archived article- Link

And why should race have anything to do with leniency? You're kinda showing to me how some people even though they say they don't support leniency for violent people... do support leniency for violent people.
 
Ni!
2012-11-15 07:11:47 AM  

MattyBlast: pxlboy: MattyBlast: Ni!: Sounds about right...my (ex) husband shoved me into a wall by my throat while I was holding our ten-month-old daughter. Also he took a butcher knife to my car seat, stole my gun, and shot my house to bits. I think the most he ever saw was three weeks behind bars. Repeatedly violated the protective order. No one cared. They don't care until you're dead.

No doubt there were signs of his abusive behavior during your courtship, but just like the idiot in TFA, you stayed with him, and even married the asshole.

GOD ARE WOMEN STUPID!!1!



This just in: People allow their emotions to cloud their better judgement. More at 11.

Wrong. Women allow their stupidity to cloud their better judgment. They misinterpret ass-holeishness, douchebaggery and physical abuse as evidence that the man is strong, manly, exciting and protective. And heaven forbid the chick would come to her senses and dump the farking criminal because then she runs the risk (or so she thinks) of not having her wedding day...you know, that one day where a woman sucks up attention and praise and glory like a Dyson vaccum while not giving two shiats about the fact that it means she's supposed to at least try to spend the rest of her life with the dick head she's forgetting about until the wedding's over. See? Not so Romeroish now, is it?


Actually he was quite charming before we married...which incidentally was us and our parents at the courthouse. What the hell's wrong with you. Mommy didn't give you enough love?
 
2012-11-15 09:36:36 AM  
Congrats: You're a White Guy!
 
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