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(Huffington Post)   Weed dealer shows Sandy victims he's a real bud to those in need   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-14 05:23:01 PM  
Well, it is a painkiller.
 
2012-11-14 05:23:07 PM  
Why is it that we have to look to drug dealers for examples of selflessness? If he *tried* to take credit for doing this, he'd get arrested. No political point or corporate PR boosts to be gained here, just one dude helping others.

Yeah, he admits he made a bit of scratch, but he's a drug dealer- he could have said the same and kept it all; what could his clients do about it?
 
2012-11-14 05:25:21 PM  
how kind.
 
2012-11-14 05:25:39 PM  
ARREST HIM HE COMMITED A CRIME!!
 
2012-11-14 05:26:35 PM  
media.theonion.com

This reminds me of the time the weed delivery guy saved Christmas.
 
2012-11-14 05:29:10 PM  
This buds for you.
 
2012-11-14 05:29:17 PM  
A friend in need is a friend indeed. But a friend with weed is better.
 
2012-11-14 05:37:36 PM  
"who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.
 
2012-11-14 05:43:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [media.theonion.com image 450x254]

This reminds me of the time the weed delivery guy saved Christmas.


weed is gay. everything is gay
 
2012-11-14 05:59:41 PM  
through weed all things are possible. it is a sacred blessed thing.
 
2012-11-14 06:12:31 PM  
Free weed would have been better.
 
2012-11-14 06:28:19 PM  
Spliffy.
 
2012-11-14 06:36:38 PM  
Ok, so I have a vision: a video with tokers and victims of Sandy...


Victims: Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Dealer: Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
Tokers: Ooh, I get high with a little help from my friends
 
2012-11-14 07:00:14 PM  

moefuggenbrew: "who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.


He did specify that he reached out to his clientelle and let them know about the donation, and it's much more than he would normally make, so that's not a typcial everyday sales figure
 
2012-11-14 07:30:18 PM  

Zaltec: moefuggenbrew: "who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.

He did specify that he reached out to his clientelle and let them know about the donation, and it's much more than he would normally make, so that's not a typcial everyday sales figure


Yeah still, $500 a day, and people wonder why kids turn to crime. Even a slacktastic dealer is probably making 50k net, untaxed income.

/legalize it, tax it, fully fund education, done.
 
2012-11-14 07:52:44 PM  
How, exactly, does one catch wind of this story?
 
2012-11-14 08:21:14 PM  

DerAppie: A friend in need is a friend indeed. But a friend with weed is better.


A friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who's dressed in leather...
 
2012-11-14 09:12:20 PM  
Free weed in a crisis, mans.
 
2012-11-14 09:13:29 PM  

Indubitably: Free weed in a crisis, mans.


A tonic to astride the tide?
 
2012-11-14 09:14:55 PM  
Word-strike.

*)
 
2012-11-14 09:50:02 PM  

moefuggenbrew: "who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.


Most people should probably try to aspire further than a McDonald's cash register.
 
2012-11-14 09:53:13 PM  

Cast: moefuggenbrew: "who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.

Most people should probably try to aspire further than a McDonald's cash register.


Go worldly.
 
2012-11-14 10:58:36 PM  

deadsanta: Yeah still, $500 a day, and people wonder why kids turn to crime. Even a slacktastic dealer is probably making 50k net, untaxed income.



I dont mean to be contrary, but $500 every single day is actually quite a lot. Just because you made $700 for 2 days out of the year, doesn't mean you are making that every single day ($182,500/year... wonder how he deals with the IRS) After adjusting for product lost per day, plenty of slacktastic weed dealers exist who don't even make $100 a day, many who probably dont do much better than a minimum wage job.

We've been led to believe that drug dealers are criminal scum who sit back and count oodles of cash, who dont work a day in their lives and reap taxless benefits the rest of use don't enjoy. If you've ever known more than 1 or 2 drug dealers, you would know this isnt true for the vast majority (sans tax bit).

I sell weed sometimes, and at least 2 other people at my work sell weed that I know of (good sized warehouse), and it really isnt much more than a little bit of pocket change for the weekend honestly for any of us. If I made it a full time thing I could probably pull more like a hundred a day, but even that is still kinda meh (hard, here in CA half of us have medical prescrips anyway). The only times I pull lucrative amounts is when I harvest a bunch of plants, and that is once every 5-6 months, hardly anything to depend on.
 
2012-11-14 11:02:42 PM  
I only gave a little bit, which is what I could. Glad to see this guy could give much more than that.
 
2012-11-14 11:06:03 PM  

radicalicious: I only gave a little bit, which is what I could. Glad to see this guy could give much more than that.


Only religion guilts, man.
 
2012-11-14 11:34:39 PM  

moefuggenbrew: "who donated half of his proceeds made over two days last week "
"He just wanted to help out, and raised $700 for the cause."

This man makes about $1400 every 2 days, it takes most people about a month to earn that.


Wait... $700 in, let's see... 2 days. Right? Let me check... yeah 2 days. and that was half of what he made in 2 days, so...

Carry the 7...

Did you see MythBusters yesterday? They totally busted the myth that...

Hey! Hot wings!
 
2012-11-14 11:40:53 PM  

D_Evans45: deadsanta: Yeah still, $500 a day, and people wonder why kids turn to crime. Even a slacktastic dealer is probably making 50k net, untaxed income.


I dont mean to be contrary, but $500 every single day is actually quite a lot. Just because you made $700 for 2 days out of the year, doesn't mean you are making that every single day ($182,500/year... wonder how he deals with the IRS) After adjusting for product lost per day, plenty of slacktastic weed dealers exist who don't even make $100 a day, many who probably dont do much better than a minimum wage job.

We've been led to believe that drug dealers are criminal scum who sit back and count oodles of cash, who dont work a day in their lives and reap taxless benefits the rest of use don't enjoy. If you've ever known more than 1 or 2 drug dealers, you would know this isnt true for the vast majority (sans tax bit).

I sell weed sometimes, and at least 2 other people at my work sell weed that I know of (good sized warehouse), and it really isnt much more than a little bit of pocket change for the weekend honestly for any of us. If I made it a full time thing I could probably pull more like a hundred a day, but even that is still kinda meh (hard, here in CA half of us have medical prescrips anyway). The only times I pull lucrative amounts is when I harvest a bunch of plants, and that is once every 5-6 months, hardly anything to depend on.


Can I buy a dime bag?
 
2012-11-15 07:10:19 AM  
Always remember:

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."

- F. Franklin
 
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