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(Reuters)   Pootie Poot signs new treason law making anyone who has foreign contact a suspect   (reuters.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Putin, Russia, intelligence assessment, Dmitry Peskov, constitutional court, treason, Kremlins, Soviet Russia  
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2012-11-14 03:23:31 PM  
2 votes:
See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
2012-11-14 10:30:42 PM  
1 votes:

AssAsInAssassin: Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

Thank you. I decided it was too much trouble to do the research you thankfully did. My Russian classes are decades behind me, but from what I remember, "Poo-teen" is probably correct.


i45.tinypic.com?
2012-11-14 06:10:53 PM  
1 votes:

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.


Well, he IS a threat, only not to us. Just to Russians.

And with Russia's ongoing demographic crisis, he may even run out of Russians to threaten.
2012-11-14 06:03:55 PM  
1 votes:

Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."


I pronounce it "scumbag dictator" personally.
2012-11-14 05:56:07 PM  
1 votes:
New treason law? I think not.
2012-11-14 05:42:44 PM  
1 votes:

Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".


How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."
2012-11-14 05:39:02 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.


Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.
2012-11-14 05:34:14 PM  
1 votes:

lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.


I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.
2012-11-14 05:28:22 PM  
1 votes:
www.cbc.ca

www.wired.com

/Pussy Riot lost, pootie poot won
2012-11-14 05:13:33 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, Russia, you big silly! When will you ever learn that foreigners are an inexpensive, plentiful, and inexaustible source of cheap labour and economic growth, not to mention daytime sobriety?

Like Canadians in Georgia, you can be sure that anybody who isn't drunk and fishing for catfish by Noon on any day when the Sun shines is a foreigner, taking away full time fishermen's part-time rainy day jobs. Or whatever the Russian equivalent of getting drunk and fishing is. I suspect it is getting drunk and then getting even more drunk until somebody gets hurt or falls down in a drunken stupor for the rest of the day, week, or whatever.

But any way, Russia will never come out of the Middle Ages until its dictators and appartchiks can trust foreigners to get on with the job while Russians drink themselves stupid.

You should have learned that from XVIIIth century France or XIXth century Prussia by now.

Not to mention the XXIst century Chinese who are taking over Siberia from sheer need to keep their scrawny asses from freezing off.

Hell, you could have learned that from the Scythians and the Mongels.
2012-11-14 04:56:44 PM  
1 votes:
Going to be rough for all those mail order brides trying to get out of the country.
2012-11-14 04:45:49 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: He's just trying to keep us with us.


Foreign Agents Registration Act
2012-11-14 04:42:38 PM  
1 votes:
What is it with Russia that it has always been so incredibly farked up? I mean, it's ALWAYS been a screwed up place from the get-go!
2012-11-14 04:38:03 PM  
1 votes:

cretinbob


See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Sine your pitty on the runny kine!
2012-11-14 04:36:28 PM  
1 votes:
Russia: all the proof you need that white people are not the master race.
2012-11-14 02:31:29 PM  
1 votes:
He's just trying to keep us with us.
 
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