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(Reuters)   Pootie Poot signs new treason law making anyone who has foreign contact a suspect   (reuters.com) divider line 68
    More: Obvious, Putin, Russia, intelligence assessment, Dmitry Peskov, constitutional court, treason, Kremlins, Soviet Russia  
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2012-11-14 02:31:29 PM  
He's just trying to keep us with us.
 
2012-11-14 02:49:16 PM  
But he once nursed a baby bear through the winter, lactating through sheer force of will alone.
 
2012-11-14 03:15:24 PM  
He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.
 
2012-11-14 03:23:31 PM  
See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
 
2012-11-14 04:23:02 PM  
Just like the "Patriot" Act.
 
2012-11-14 04:32:30 PM  
Pootie don' need no words... don' need no music!
 
2012-11-14 04:34:36 PM  
The more you tighten your grip, Putin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
 
2012-11-14 04:36:28 PM  
Russia: all the proof you need that white people are not the master race.
 
2012-11-14 04:37:48 PM  
Headline made me do it..

blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2012-11-14 04:38:03 PM  

cretinbob


See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Sine your pitty on the runny kine!
 
2012-11-14 04:38:47 PM  

cretinbob: See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Ah fark. Shoulda read the comments first.

/tiny fist ect.
 
2012-11-14 04:38:56 PM  
s1.reutersmedia.net
As Russian Bear Is Wont To Say -- GRRROWL
 
2012-11-14 04:39:03 PM  
Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.
 
2012-11-14 04:40:27 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.


I still laughed when I read yours.
 
2012-11-14 04:42:38 PM  
What is it with Russia that it has always been so incredibly farked up? I mean, it's ALWAYS been a screwed up place from the get-go!
 
2012-11-14 04:45:21 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
I have signs of suspicious contact with myself whenever I think of this foreign bushzone.

So I understand Pootie Poot's need for this law.
 
2012-11-14 04:45:49 PM  

Diogenes: He's just trying to keep us with us.


Foreign Agents Registration Act
 
2012-11-14 04:46:35 PM  
 
2012-11-14 04:47:14 PM  
They probably tap everyone's phones in Russia too, the bloody communists.
 
2012-11-14 04:49:32 PM  
Pooty Poot must go.
 
2012-11-14 04:50:18 PM  
It seems he's back to only being juvenated
 
2012-11-14 04:54:15 PM  

angry_scientist: It seems he's back to only being juvenated



It didn't take long for the anti-semites to get here.
 
2012-11-14 04:55:33 PM  
Third six-year term? Sheesh.
 
2012-11-14 04:56:44 PM  
Going to be rough for all those mail order brides trying to get out of the country.
 
2012-11-14 05:00:28 PM  
Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's
 
2012-11-14 05:03:31 PM  
Is today "Old News Day" on fark? So exciting.
 
2012-11-14 05:04:08 PM  
Didn't we hear during the last election cycle Russia was attempting to rattle some sabers, and we should be listening?
 
2012-11-14 05:05:22 PM  
Wake me when he fires up the drone bombs.
 
2012-11-14 05:10:36 PM  

fjnorton: Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's


They have been putting us to sleep.

Soviet Doctrine.
 
2012-11-14 05:10:51 PM  
But... but, George W. "Goober" Bush looked into Putin's eyes and read his "soul"- or so he said. Well, shiat on Russia bureaucracy if they don't want to stay connected to new ideas. Gawd knows they need them.
/hmmm, where was Dubya during this last GOP campaign /convention /election?
//yuh, off topic
 
2012-11-14 05:12:51 PM  
His mistake was actually revealing the government's intents instead of just having them do whatever they needed behind the scenes.
 
2012-11-14 05:13:32 PM  

Vectron: angry_scientist: juvenile

semite


fwallpapers.com

You rang?
 
2012-11-14 05:13:33 PM  
Oh, Russia, you big silly! When will you ever learn that foreigners are an inexpensive, plentiful, and inexaustible source of cheap labour and economic growth, not to mention daytime sobriety?

Like Canadians in Georgia, you can be sure that anybody who isn't drunk and fishing for catfish by Noon on any day when the Sun shines is a foreigner, taking away full time fishermen's part-time rainy day jobs. Or whatever the Russian equivalent of getting drunk and fishing is. I suspect it is getting drunk and then getting even more drunk until somebody gets hurt or falls down in a drunken stupor for the rest of the day, week, or whatever.

But any way, Russia will never come out of the Middle Ages until its dictators and appartchiks can trust foreigners to get on with the job while Russians drink themselves stupid.

You should have learned that from XVIIIth century France or XIXth century Prussia by now.

Not to mention the XXIst century Chinese who are taking over Siberia from sheer need to keep their scrawny asses from freezing off.

Hell, you could have learned that from the Scythians and the Mongels.
 
2012-11-14 05:13:59 PM  
Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.
 
2012-11-14 05:20:23 PM  
Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".
 
2012-11-14 05:22:51 PM  

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.


Who is "you all"?
 
2012-11-14 05:25:27 PM  
Pootie had better be careful when traveling around the world speaking with politicians, or he could be brought up on charges of treason.
 
2012-11-14 05:28:22 PM  
www.cbc.ca

www.wired.com

/Pussy Riot lost, pootie poot won
 
2012-11-14 05:28:47 PM  

fjnorton: Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's


No need to worry about the Vietnamese.
 
2012-11-14 05:34:14 PM  

lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.


I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.
 
2012-11-14 05:39:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.


Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.
 
2012-11-14 05:41:43 PM  

jigger: Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.


Pfft, we all know that there's no such thing as a Palestinian.
 
2012-11-14 05:42:44 PM  

Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".


How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."
 
2012-11-14 05:53:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.


With the Patriot Act, you can talk to foreigners, but the government might be listening without a warrant.
 
2012-11-14 05:56:07 PM  
New treason law? I think not.
 
2012-11-14 05:56:19 PM  

R.A.Danny: He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.


Homeland Security: Red Dawn Style
 
2012-11-14 06:03:55 PM  

Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."


I pronounce it "scumbag dictator" personally.
 
2012-11-14 06:10:53 PM  

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

"Citizens recruited by international organizations acting against the country's interests will also be considered traitors", the official gazette, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, said in a commentary on its website.


Just like US Citizens working for the FSS, MSS, Mosad, MI6, DIS, NHL, DHL and FTD,


I'm not too sure about the last 3
 
2012-11-14 06:10:53 PM  

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.


Well, he IS a threat, only not to us. Just to Russians.

And with Russia's ongoing demographic crisis, he may even run out of Russians to threaten.
 
2012-11-14 06:28:34 PM  
President Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

President Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir, and I stand with you."

/true story
 
2012-11-14 06:37:46 PM  

toraque: ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.

Well, he IS a threat, only not to us. Just to Russians.

And with Russia's ongoing demographic crisis, he may even run out of Russians to threaten.


As a (somewhat) Russian, I am very concerned about that population crisis. Especially given the 1+ billion Chinese who coincidentally live just South of the least-populous region in the world. There will be a takeover, though it will be done with goods and currency rather than tanks. Look on Google maps at cities on the Siberian border with China; like Manzhouli... In the past ten years these have grown from villages into cities. On the Russian side? Still villages. Particularly arresting are the images of newly-built four-lane Chinese expressways dead-ending at at the border; that is most suspicious work.
 
2012-11-14 06:40:13 PM  

Kanemano: Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

"Citizens recruited by international organizations acting against the country's interests will also be considered traitors", the official gazette, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, said in a commentary on its website.

Just like US Citizens working for the FSS, MSS, Mosad, MI6, DIS, NHL, DHL and FTD,


I'm not too sure about the last 3


TranslatedTFY
 
2012-11-14 06:41:08 PM  

crawlspace: President Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

President Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir, and I stand with you."

/true story


This, however, I see nothing wrong with. It's standard politics.
 
2012-11-14 07:44:21 PM  
FTA: The maximum sentence for high treason remains 20 years.


Pffft...amateurs. I can get that here in America for a quarter-ounce of mushrooms.
 
2012-11-14 07:54:22 PM  
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BACK IN THE USSR!
 
2012-11-14 08:00:04 PM  
Well I guess I picked the wrong year to start using Facebook and friending Pootie.

i341.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 08:13:32 PM  

Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."


Thank you. I decided it was too much trouble to do the research you thankfully did. My Russian classes are decades behind me, but from what I remember, "Poo-teen" is probably correct.
 
2012-11-14 08:21:03 PM  
Thats pretty much how the US views things as well.
 
2012-11-14 08:34:53 PM  
Good thing you don't need to talk to foreigners for things like, say, international commerce.
 
2012-11-14 09:10:35 PM  
So Putin has many foreign contacts. Maybe the opposition could use that to accuse him of treason.
 
2012-11-14 10:26:59 PM  

Kanemano: Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

"Citizens recruited by international organizations acting against the country's interests will also be considered traitors", the official gazette, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, said in a commentary on its website.

Just like US Citizens working for the FSS, MSS, Mosad, MI6, DIS, NHL, DHL and FTD,


I'm not too sure about the last 3


Well, anyone working for FTD should be shot on sight regardless of where they live.
 
2012-11-14 10:30:42 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

Thank you. I decided it was too much trouble to do the research you thankfully did. My Russian classes are decades behind me, but from what I remember, "Poo-teen" is probably correct.


i45.tinypic.com?
 
2012-11-14 11:20:11 PM  

sp86: AssAsInAssassin: Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

Thank you. I decided it was too much trouble to do the research you thankfully did. My Russian classes are decades behind me, but from what I remember, "Poo-teen" is probably correct.

[i45.tinypic.com image 800x600]?


Voted as funny. It didn't even occur to me till you did that.
 
2012-11-14 11:32:51 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-15 12:31:20 AM  
Well, at least Obama can now make deals with him, since he doesn't have to worry about another election.
 
2012-11-15 12:47:49 AM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-11-15 12:50:26 AM  
www.newsgroper.com
www.newsgroper.com
 
2012-11-15 01:52:16 AM  
"I looked the man in the eye. I was able to get a sense of his soul."

www.tysto.com

His...what the fark? Seriously, what gets into you, George?

"The reason why I said that is because I remembered him talking movingly about his mother and the cross that she gave him that she had blessed in Jerusalem."

Please never, ever use the word "reason" again. It deserves better.
 
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