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(White House)   Old and busted: Texas filing petition to secede from United States. New hotness: Austin filing petition to secede from Texas and remain part of the Union   (petitions.whitehouse.gov) divider line 12
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2012-11-14 03:44:51 PM
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SithLord: Sure Austin, do that. But you'll need a passport to leave town. But it's a liberal college town, don't expect them to think for themselves just repeat talking points from Maddow.


You are so right. It is so incredibly likely that Texas will successfully secede from the United States that this was a useful thing to say.
2012-11-14 03:49:09 PM
1 votes:

deeyablo: minoridiot: Austin is the way it is because the rest of Texas surrounding it. Take Austin out of Texas and you will have the equivelant of Lafayette, IN or Ames, IA, with a few more hookers.

Houston respectfully disagrees.


Easy there. He was saying that Austin has more hookers than Lafayette IN, not that Austin has more hookers than Houston.
2012-11-14 03:39:06 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: They can't secede, so why not split up?

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Won't work. All the mini-Texases (Texaii?) would constantly be figthing amongst themselves over the crucial issue of who gets custody of the giant belt buckles.
2012-11-14 03:32:42 PM
1 votes:
They can't secede, so why not split up?

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2012-11-14 03:32:23 PM
1 votes:
How about we skip secession and just go straight to Snow Crash and let everyone individually decide their citizenship regardless of geographical location?
2012-11-14 03:29:12 PM
1 votes:

minoridiot: Austin is the way it is because the rest of Texas surrounding it. Take Austin out of Texas and you will have the equivelant of Lafayette, IN or Ames, IA, with a few more hookers.


Houston respectfully disagrees.
2012-11-14 02:55:47 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And always have breakfast take Kevin.



wat.
2012-11-14 02:38:14 PM
1 votes:
I'm getting a lot of use out of this lately.
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2012-11-14 02:37:28 PM
1 votes:

AirForceVet: I'd sign this petition but I'm not a citizen of Austin or Texas.


Like that stops anyone.
2012-11-14 02:18:25 PM
1 votes:
Keep Austin Wierd
2012-11-14 02:18:04 PM
1 votes:
This is just getting silly now! Can't they just have a hootenanny/BBQ party and simmer the f**k down?
2012-11-14 02:01:07 PM
1 votes:
Didn't El Paso do this yesterday?
 
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