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(White House)   Old and busted: Texas filing petition to secede from United States. New hotness: Austin filing petition to secede from Texas and remain part of the Union   (petitions.whitehouse.gov) divider line 8
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2321 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Nov 2012 at 3:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-14 02:18:04 PM
2 votes:
This is just getting silly now! Can't they just have a hootenanny/BBQ party and simmer the f**k down?
2012-11-14 03:39:07 PM
1 votes:
Come on, City of Austin. Just like your namesake, you're surrounded by the enemy, about to be put to death by violent hordes closing on you holy place of refuge.

Your only hope lies in whores. Send them out among your enemy and let them seduce your leaders. It's your only hope.

/Shush, compadre. At this place brave men fried clearing a roadway for Citra
2012-11-14 03:32:30 PM
1 votes:
This just in: When you allow any idiot to start online petitions, any idiot will.
Can we stop with this please?
2012-11-14 03:32:23 PM
1 votes:
How about we skip secession and just go straight to Snow Crash and let everyone individually decide their citizenship regardless of geographical location?
2012-11-14 03:30:02 PM
1 votes:
Gotta remember about all these "deeply red" southern states; they're usually only 60 percent Republican. And most of the money (and Democratic) centers are the big cities. Good luck operating your conservative utopia without any major cities and their tax base and infrastructures.
2012-11-14 03:07:06 PM
1 votes:
Austin is the way it is because the rest of Texas surrounding it. Take Austin out of Texas and you will have the equivelant of Lafayette, IN or Ames, IA, with a few more hookers.
2012-11-14 02:29:07 PM
1 votes:

GGracie: Keep Austin Wierd


Saw that shirt/bummer sticker/poster all over Austin a few weekends ago. I really didn't want to tell them they are damn near exactly the same as Houston and Dallas.
2012-11-14 01:53:58 PM
1 votes:
I'd sign this petition but I'm not a citizen of Austin or Texas.

/Loved that place back when I was stationed at Bergstrom AFB.
//Concerts at the Armadillo World Headquarters, Hippie Hollow, Barton Springs, good times.
 
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