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(Metro)   A father learns that when you bet against cute kids, cats, and the Internet you will ALWAYS lose   (metro.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-11-14 01:44:34 PM  
Always bet on cat.
 
2012-11-14 01:54:02 PM  
Is funny because there no such thing as "cute kids"
 
2012-11-14 02:12:53 PM  
That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.
 
2012-11-14 02:18:03 PM  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


In other words, it's a cat.
 
2012-11-14 03:03:57 PM  
Mrs Catusr supplied one of those Likes, and shared it with all her friends.
 
2012-11-14 03:11:47 PM  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


I bet there would been an "oh shiat" thought flashes through its brain once it was being put down. survival instincts and all.
 
2012-11-14 03:12:26 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.

I bet there would been an "oh shiat" thought flashesing through its brain once it was being put down. survival instincts and all.


ftfm
 
2012-11-14 03:12:49 PM  
That's a cute story.
 
2012-11-14 03:13:11 PM  
117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?
 
2012-11-14 03:13:42 PM  

Sybarite: Always bet on cat.


Always bet on a cougar ;)
 
2012-11-14 03:14:16 PM  
Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.
 
2012-11-14 03:14:39 PM  

What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?


Not until you want to turn them into little crazy old women instead of children.
 
2012-11-14 03:14:44 PM  
Would that work with beer?
 
2012-11-14 03:15:22 PM  
Yep, 98.7% of the internet is lolcats and porn.
 
2012-11-14 03:16:10 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-14 03:21:40 PM  
Lesson learned purred.

/got nothing
 
2012-11-14 03:22:45 PM  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


no no no. As somebody with a fair amount of cat experience, I can tell you Hairietta is moderately unhappy and disapproving in the moment the picture was taken. Although with just one shot I can't tell if it's the kid or the photographer bothering the cat, or something else entirely. Maybe it just hasn't settled in yet.

\I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen cats
\\My old cat used to look disapprovingly at me when I made too much noise, if she was trying to chillax
 
2012-11-14 03:23:28 PM  
img715.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-14 03:23:45 PM  

Donnchadha: pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.

In other words, it's a cat.


assets.amuniversal.com
 
2012-11-14 03:23:46 PM  

Grapple: What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?

Not until you want to turn them into little crazy old women instead of children.


Crazy cat lady here.

I think 117 is not enough cats...let's get that number over 300 and then we are close ;0
 
2012-11-14 03:27:06 PM  
i309.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 03:27:06 PM  
Psssh..... 1000 likes is nothing. Seriously - you see how many people "like" when you go up a level in some facebook game, throw in cute kids begging and soft furry animals and its a no brainer.

Now, 100,000 likes would of been a little more interesting.

Glad to see he honored the deal anyways and a cat gets to live a bit longer. Yay I guess :)
 
2012-11-14 03:27:18 PM  
Six years between kids. It seems dad wasn't getting much... nevermind.
 
2012-11-14 03:28:17 PM  

crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.


... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.
 
2012-11-14 03:29:29 PM  

uncleacid: Six years between kids. It seems dad wasn't getting much... nevermind.


Maybe if we can get him 1000 likes...
 
2012-11-14 03:29:37 PM  
Picture of the father on hearing the news.

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-11-14 03:32:22 PM  
Let that be a lesson to all: You do not mess with pussy!
 
2012-11-14 03:32:52 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-14 03:33:51 PM  
cdn.inquisitr.com
/agrees with father, does not approve
 
2012-11-14 03:34:47 PM  
You know, dad might have had a half-way fighting chance had he bet on a million likes. It'd have happened, just not instantly.
 
2012-11-14 03:35:48 PM  

PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve


That gets me every damn time. I want a grumpy cat.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-14 03:36:09 PM  

PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-11-14 03:36:57 PM  

Grandemadaca: somuchwin.jpg


nice
 
2012-11-14 03:37:50 PM  

valar_morghulis: That's a cute story.


powerupapparel.com 

/THAT'S a cutestory
 
2012-11-14 03:38:33 PM  

Uzzah: crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.

... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.


Only if the kids are eating the shiat directly out of the litter box.
 
2012-11-14 03:40:18 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x334]


That cat must be hers:

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-14 03:47:41 PM  
I dunno to all you naysayers. Pet shop adoptions tend to be the ones that get rejected/abandoned. Article states shelter cat, which has a much higher forever home rate since the pet is a considered adoption rather than an impulse buy. Also, the cat is at the very youngest a young adult, again suggesting that the cat won't be abandoned once the cute has worn off.

Now must go feed my own furry boss lady or I won't have an elbow left!
 
2012-11-14 03:57:05 PM  

What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?


LIKE
 
2012-11-14 03:58:44 PM  
They named the cat Hairietta L. Pawturr, with the 'L' representing the 'likes' the picture received on Facebook.

Any self-respecting cat would kill them in their sleep.
 
2012-11-14 03:59:58 PM  
My cat was a re-gifted, abandoned pet shop cat. Love her to bits.

I'd consider a second-hand shelter cat, but only if I'm living in my own place.
 
2012-11-14 04:01:57 PM  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


i bet the cat is an atheist grammar nazi
 
2012-11-14 04:03:24 PM  

Sybarite: Always bet on cat.


cdn.thenextweb.com
 
2012-11-14 04:06:01 PM  
I'm going to post a photo on my mom's FB page, only my whiteboard will say "If I can get 1000 people to send me $100, my mom says I won't have to kill my puppy!" Wait, make that $100 wrapped around a bottle of Merlot...
 
2012-11-14 04:11:06 PM  

themasterdebater: Psssh..... 1000 likes is nothing. Seriously - you see how many people "like" when you go up a level in some facebook game, throw in cute kids begging and soft furry animals and its a no brainer.

Now, 100,000 likes would of been a little more interesting.

Glad to see he honored the deal anyways and a cat gets to live a bit longer. Yay I guess :)


they actually received around 117,000 likes. so....good?
 
2012-11-14 04:12:36 PM  

Uzzah: crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.

... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.


i179.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 04:15:41 PM  
That cat looks pleased as punch
 
2012-11-14 04:20:16 PM  
'Never, ever did we think this was going to happen.'

Yeah. Sure. SURE.
Attention whores.
 
2012-11-14 04:27:58 PM  
Hairietta, LOL!
 
2012-11-14 04:35:02 PM  

Donnchadha: Is funny because there no such thing as "cute kids"


you sound lonely & barren
 
2012-11-14 04:36:11 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Hairietta, LOL!


I don't know man. Naming your cat Harry(ietta) Potter is sorta lame.
 
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