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(New Jersey 101.5)   Jon Bon Jovi's daughter takes some bad medicine, gives heroin a bad name   (nj1015.com) divider line 19
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2012-11-14 01:45:41 PM  
8 votes:
SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN
2012-11-14 06:30:04 PM  
7 votes:

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


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Just wait until Jay-Z's kid grows up.
2012-11-14 02:23:19 PM  
3 votes:

Aarontology: SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN


I used to sing:
Shot in the balls
And you're in pain
Darling you just had
A sex change!
2012-11-14 08:54:54 PM  
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: Stray Slacker: To be fair, as someone who went to school in that general region, there's not a whole lot else to do there.

oh yeah, there's that. white girl who never had a day hungry in her life, pampered plus, daddy please and she's got it, going to inherit millions. ho hum bored today, time to shoot dope, life is so hard how will i ever get through the afternoon. please tell me you kidding.


Oh. No. Totally serious. I encourage anyone who is totally bored to try heroin. How could I possibly be kidding about that?

A tad high strung, are we? You should consider trying heroin.
2012-11-14 08:23:59 PM  
2 votes:
I was about to say, "I'd probably do heroin too if JBJ was my dad," but then I remembered that if that were the case, I'd have petitioned years ago to be adopted by Richie Sambora.
2012-11-14 05:47:45 PM  
2 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: ...it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Sounds great, can't wait to try it!
2012-11-15 12:35:40 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

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It's the Bieber haircut that's dragging her down.
2012-11-15 09:08:49 AM  
1 votes:
Bon Jovi doesn't have any heroin songs, but if they did, it would be about lying, crying and dying for you, like the poets need the pain, and the roses need the rain. A bed of roses, in fact. Always living on a prayer, those guys.
2012-11-15 01:21:40 AM  
1 votes:
Well, she played her part, and she played her game. Now that she's halfway there, she's living on a prayer. She'll have to raise her hand if she wants to let it go.

/"Baaaaarrrrrf!"
2012-11-14 09:06:39 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.

"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.


Hey now! I didn't read the article so I can't fail at reading comprehension. Wait...

Shakes tiny fist at HatMadeOfAss
2012-11-14 08:55:46 PM  
1 votes:
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WHOAAAAAA, she's halfway there ... WHOOAAAAA-OOOHHH, livin' on a prayer.
2012-11-14 08:35:13 PM  
1 votes:

Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.


"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.
2012-11-14 08:07:17 PM  
1 votes:

Ms.Gradenko: snorting not the same as shooting.


What if I snort needles?
2012-11-14 07:34:01 PM  
1 votes:

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


studman69, when did you change your name?
2012-11-14 06:36:55 PM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

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Just wait until Jay-Z's kid grows up.


I just lol'd so hard, I shat myself, passed out, woke up, shat myself, squirted milk out my nose and shat myself again.

Damn, that is just wrong.
2012-11-14 05:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
FTA

"Jon Bon Jovi's 19-year-old daughter Stephanie Bongiovi was hospitalized and facing drug charges Wednesday after overdosing on heroin in a dorm at her college in upstate New York, authorities said".


With a name like Bong-iovi whoda' thunk it?
2012-11-14 05:24:31 PM  
1 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex

And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.



I've always viewed it as a kind of Pandora's Box, precisely because of that description. I've never shown any predisposition to addiction, and I'm confident (but who can be certain?) that'd I'd be able to do a one-and-done heroin high, but I've never tried it (or any other 'hard' drugs for that matter, because, really, why bother with 'lesser' narcotics?).

Nonetheless, I've always wondered what it'd be like. Then I think 'Would I want to know?', knowing that the only way back to that state is to destroy myself? Would I be able to let the rational part of my brain convince the drug-enjoying part that "Dude, trust me, it'll never be that good again, so just quit while you're ahead (and alive!)"

It's kind of like that 'Would you want to be God for a day?" How could you go back to enjoying regular mortal life having had a taste of that omniscience? How could any experience ever measure up?

/Man, I really need to go make dinner before I do something foolish.... like enroll in a philosophy class.
2012-11-14 03:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

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2012-11-14 02:32:08 PM  
1 votes:
For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly
 
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