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2012-11-14 08:42:16 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Substitute "Heroin" for "Golf", and you just described hitting that perfect golf ball for the first time.

//the effects seem to be about the same too. Financial ruin, loss of friends and family, eventually you find yourself broke in Mexico.
 
2012-11-14 08:54:54 PM  

KrispyKritter: Stray Slacker: To be fair, as someone who went to school in that general region, there's not a whole lot else to do there.

oh yeah, there's that. white girl who never had a day hungry in her life, pampered plus, daddy please and she's got it, going to inherit millions. ho hum bored today, time to shoot dope, life is so hard how will i ever get through the afternoon. please tell me you kidding.


Oh. No. Totally serious. I encourage anyone who is totally bored to try heroin. How could I possibly be kidding about that?

A tad high strung, are we? You should consider trying heroin.
 
2012-11-14 08:55:46 PM  
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WHOAAAAAA, she's halfway there ... WHOOAAAAA-OOOHHH, livin' on a prayer.
 
2012-11-14 09:06:39 PM  

dletter: Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.

"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.


Hey now! I didn't read the article so I can't fail at reading comprehension. Wait...

Shakes tiny fist at HatMadeOfAss
 
2012-11-14 10:20:08 PM  
blog.nj.com

"Inconsolable"



/I don't blame you if you don't get the reference
 
2012-11-14 10:38:08 PM  

skinnycatullus: HST's Dead Carcass: It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.

When I quit smoking a couple of years ago, I told myself I'd start again when I turned 70. Now I'm thinking I'll try heroin if I make it to 80.


That's pretty close to my plan; if I ever receive a fatal diagnosis I plan to try it. Before they give me morphine. For research purposes.
 
2012-11-14 10:41:31 PM  

JustHereForThePics: HST's Dead Carcass: And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.

Substitute "Heroin" for "Golf", and you just described hitting that perfect golf ball for the first time.

//the effects seem to be about the same too. Financial ruin, loss of friends and family, eventually you find yourself broke in Mexico.



I still remember my purest strike - a 4-iron after a poor drive, on #6 at Squire Green. Best contact I ever made, and never again...

/Hell, with the green fees out there, herion might be the thriftier vice
 
2012-11-14 11:22:27 PM  

cman: basemetal: basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.

Heroin, fark.

Because it is awesome

As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex


With me or in general? Because a cheeseburger would be... Nevermind.
 
2012-11-15 01:06:54 AM  
Never done heroin, but i snort percocet from time to time (3-4 times a monthish). I quite enjoy those, but am glad i can only get them sporadically. I feel great when I do them, and i was once addicted to oxy from my doctor out west. When i moved back east, i had a month's worth and i very carefully weaned myself off them. I had gone through withdrawals for a couple of days when i ran out and couldn't get in to see the dr, and that was hell. Only thing that helped was muscle relaxers i also had on prescription (i have fibromyalgia and occasional RLS)
 
2012-11-15 01:21:40 AM  
Well, she played her part, and she played her game. Now that she's halfway there, she's living on a prayer. She'll have to raise her hand if she wants to let it go.

/"Baaaaarrrrrf!"
 
2012-11-15 01:31:02 AM  

dopekitty74: Never done heroin, but i snort percocet from time to time (3-4 times a monthish). I quite enjoy those, but am glad i can only get them sporadically. I feel great when I do them, and i was once addicted to oxy from my doctor out west. When i moved back east, i had a month's worth and i very carefully weaned myself off them. I had gone through withdrawals for a couple of days when i ran out and couldn't get in to see the dr, and that was hell. Only thing that helped was muscle relaxers i also had on prescription (i have fibromyalgia and occasional RLS)


Was into Oxys from age 18-23. Been using methadone for the last 4 years. Opiates suck man:( i did use heroin for about a year, smoked it for 8 months, then banged it for around 4 months. The "rush" is great, but overall pills are wayyyyy better.
 
2012-11-15 02:15:37 AM  

HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).


She doesn't have kids...
 
2012-11-15 03:04:30 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex

And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.
 
2012-11-15 03:34:18 AM  
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They all look the same,creepy
 
2012-11-15 09:08:49 AM  
Bon Jovi doesn't have any heroin songs, but if they did, it would be about lying, crying and dying for you, like the poets need the pain, and the roses need the rain. A bed of roses, in fact. Always living on a prayer, those guys.
 
2012-11-15 10:29:13 AM  

forgotmydamnusername:

Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.


Hmmmm.. I crumpled to the ground unable to move, bad nausea but so blissfully happy I didn't care, then once the rush wore off I loved the world and it loved me. Once was enough... clean and sober currently.
 
2012-11-15 11:06:51 AM  

dletter: Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.

"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.


Stop pointing out my inability to read! Jerkface!
 
2012-11-15 11:08:02 AM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

She doesn't have kids...


I know, I suck at reading. But this is Fark, so at least I managed to fumble through the article.
 
2012-11-15 11:21:16 AM  

hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]

They all look the same,creepy


She looks like mom and dad, what the fark's so cre....oh, mom and dad look alike. That's creepy.

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


Could not possibly disagree with you more. She looks very cute, GIS results indicate confirm my position. 
/scratched "famous" for lack of relevance.
 
2012-11-15 12:35:40 PM  

slayer199: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

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It's the Bieber haircut that's dragging her down.
 
2012-11-15 07:23:09 PM  

hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]

They all look the same,creepy


There's a really funny song about couples who look alike by Shock G. I can't find the audio on line, but some of the relevant lyrics:

Mister Mister, is that your girl or your sister?
Sister, is that your boyfriend or your brother?
Brother, you look more like your lover than your mother
Dead on each other
Don't they make a good couple of body doubles?
Way happy at the fact that they're makin' DNA copies
Dead on each others lips, dead on each others nose
I hope the baby's got ten toes

I need everybody to step back
Step back and look at yourself people, look at yourself

Oh-ho, look at these two! Look at these two.. hee-hee
I know you think she's cute cause she looks just like you
And you look just like her! Ha ha ha ha
Watch out now out there


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2012-11-15 07:25:51 PM  

NorCalLos: hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]



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You can hear a sample of the song here, track 9.
 
2012-11-16 01:29:13 AM  
Bubblegum Tate: nice to see ol' Ham Tech retaining its image as a party school... but heroin?

I knew a guy who ODed from heroin at Reed in the late '80s. Being young, you think you're invincible. Throw in boatloads of privilege/money, even more so.
 
2012-11-17 11:52:47 AM  
forgotmydamnusername


Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.

Gosh, its almost like different people have different reactions to drugs, or something.
 
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