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2012-11-14 01:45:41 PM
SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN
 
2012-11-14 02:23:19 PM

Aarontology: SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN


I used to sing:
Shot in the balls
And you're in pain
Darling you just had
A sex change!
 
2012-11-14 02:32:08 PM
For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly
 
2012-11-14 02:39:55 PM
Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.
 
2012-11-14 02:41:12 PM

basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.


Heroin, fark.
 
2012-11-14 02:52:20 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Aarontology: SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN

I used to sing:
Shot in the balls
And you're in pain
Darling you just had
A sex change!


Nice.
 
2012-11-14 02:53:11 PM

basemetal: basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.

Heroin, fark.


Because it is awesome

As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex
 
2012-11-14 02:58:23 PM

cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex


And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.
 
2012-11-14 03:09:29 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


When I quit smoking a couple of years ago, I told myself I'd start again when I turned 70. Now I'm thinking I'll try heroin if I make it to 80.
 
2012-11-14 03:21:08 PM
I have an addictive personality, and thus far have refrained from the harder drugs, with the exception of powder cocaine, which wasn't all that. I am a high-functioning alcoholic, though some of my late-nite posts hear might call the "high-functioning" part into question. Also a smoker, which has dogged me all my life.

I'm afraid of heroin because of all the stories of how awesome it feels. Knowing me, I'd end up sucking dicks behind a Circle K just to get more of it, after I had lost everything else. Thing is, I'm of pretty strong character. I just can't handle my appetites once I'm accustomed to them. They only grow once firmly in my life. No way I can handle narcotics, given my history.
 
2012-11-14 03:30:31 PM

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

ww4.hdnux.com
 
2012-11-14 03:52:45 PM
Wait, I didn't read the article and aren't done fapping.
 
2012-11-14 04:53:16 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex

And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


And we knew this back in high school in the 70's. If you know that though, why would you even contemplate poking that dragon to begin with? Myself, i kind of figured with my predisposition, that's just something I probably had no business trying in the first place.
 
2012-11-14 04:57:22 PM

basemetal: And we knew this back in high school in the 70's. If you know that though, why would you even contemplate poking that dragon to begin with? Myself, i kind of figured with my predisposition, that's just something I probably had no business trying in the first place.


I've been clean for 17 years, ain't no farking way no farking how I would do that again. I OD'd once, I don't need to do it again.
 
2012-11-14 05:14:15 PM
Mine was better, I at least worked living on a prayer in there.
 
2012-11-14 05:18:44 PM
Heroin's on my personal list of "things I'm probably not responsible enough to experiment with"

This list is separate from "things I don't want to try because even as a seasoned "user", they frighten me"

/crack, meth
//ketamine, pcp, DMT
 
2012-11-14 05:23:29 PM
nice to see ol' Ham Tech retaining its image as a party school... but heroin?
 
2012-11-14 05:24:31 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex

And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.



I've always viewed it as a kind of Pandora's Box, precisely because of that description. I've never shown any predisposition to addiction, and I'm confident (but who can be certain?) that'd I'd be able to do a one-and-done heroin high, but I've never tried it (or any other 'hard' drugs for that matter, because, really, why bother with 'lesser' narcotics?).

Nonetheless, I've always wondered what it'd be like. Then I think 'Would I want to know?', knowing that the only way back to that state is to destroy myself? Would I be able to let the rational part of my brain convince the drug-enjoying part that "Dude, trust me, it'll never be that good again, so just quit while you're ahead (and alive!)"

It's kind of like that 'Would you want to be God for a day?" How could you go back to enjoying regular mortal life having had a taste of that omniscience? How could any experience ever measure up?

/Man, I really need to go make dinner before I do something foolish.... like enroll in a philosophy class.
 
2012-11-14 05:27:13 PM
The dragon bites even the most seasoned of pros. It's awesome - until it isn't. One day it's another drug to play with, the next you feel like shiat until without it. Except, you don't feel good when you manage to get more, you just don't feel awful.

It got its hooks into a few people I know - one is dead (Hep C from dirty needles), one is on his way (22 year old kid with a raging polysubstance problem), and the last is completely recovered and doing quite well.
 
2012-11-14 05:28:43 PM

Loomy:

/Man, I really need to go make dinner before I do something foolish.... like enroll in a philosophy class.


To do, or not do heroin, that is the question?

Heroin is the opiate of the masses?

I think therefor I heroin?
 
2012-11-14 05:33:33 PM
I think it's funny to just say Jon Jovi, and leave the Bon out. And to that, Jon Jovi, your daughter has daddy issues.
 
2012-11-14 05:35:13 PM
She's a cowgirl,
On some stolen horse she died,
She's wanted (waaaa-hanted)
Dead or a...er...um..dead.
 
2012-11-14 05:35:56 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Aarontology: SHOT IN THE ARM. AND IN HER VEIN

I used to sing:
Shot in the balls
And you're in pain
Darling you just had
A sex change!


LOL! I used to sing the first two lines as well, but had a different ending:

Shot in the balls
And you're in pain
You make love
The wrong way
 
2012-11-14 05:37:41 PM
Not dead, OD'd.
 
2012-11-14 05:47:45 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: ...it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Sounds great, can't wait to try it!
 
2012-11-14 05:51:08 PM

cman: basemetal: basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.

Heroin, fark.

Because it is awesome

As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex


Well sure, the way I do it. It doesn't seem like a good enough reason.
 
2012-11-14 05:56:36 PM

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


www.berliner-kurier.de

I thought she was reasonably cute. Not a stunning beauty, but not bad on the eyes.
 
2012-11-14 05:57:35 PM
FTA

"Jon Bon Jovi's 19-year-old daughter Stephanie Bongiovi was hospitalized and facing drug charges Wednesday after overdosing on heroin in a dorm at her college in upstate New York, authorities said".


With a name like Bong-iovi whoda' thunk it?
 
2012-11-14 05:58:19 PM
Dude, heroin? Your dad's a rockstar. He can get you better shiat than that.
 
2012-11-14 06:00:00 PM
To be fair, as someone who went to school in that general region, there's not a whole lot else to do there.
 
2012-11-14 06:08:55 PM
If you want to regress some years and be a whining 6 year old, do Heroin. it will fix you right up. If you don't want an addiction and a whining problem, leave it alone. Every junkie I've known is a setting sun.
 
2012-11-14 06:12:48 PM

slayer199: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 596x471]


Hey now...I saw a post the other day and Rumer is starting to soften up some of those sharp angles. I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-14 06:26:09 PM

OregonVet: Wait, I didn't read the article and aren't done fapping.


You amn't done fapping?
 
2012-11-14 06:26:13 PM
I don't know what you guy$ are talking about. $he'$ pretty $mokin'.
 
2012-11-14 06:30:04 PM

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


i.imgur.com
Just wait until Jay-Z's kid grows up.
 
2012-11-14 06:36:55 PM

farkingismybusiness: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

[i.imgur.com image 320x257]
Just wait until Jay-Z's kid grows up.


I just lol'd so hard, I shat myself, passed out, woke up, shat myself, squirted milk out my nose and shat myself again.

Damn, that is just wrong.
 
2012-11-14 07:03:45 PM
Snorted it a couple times, never injected it. Unlike cocaine it didn't make me hyper but made me feel like I didn't know what to do with myself. useless buzz.
 
2012-11-14 07:28:17 PM

Stray Slacker: To be fair, as someone who went to school in that general region, there's not a whole lot else to do there.


oh yeah, there's that. white girl who never had a day hungry in her life, pampered plus, daddy please and she's got it, going to inherit millions. ho hum bored today, time to shoot dope, life is so hard how will i ever get through the afternoon. please tell me you kidding.
 
2012-11-14 07:34:01 PM

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


studman69, when did you change your name?
 
2012-11-14 07:41:01 PM

cman: basemetal: basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.

Heroin, fark.

Because it is awesome

As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex


Then the sex I've had must really suck because my one experience with heroin (snorted as part of a West Coast SpeedballTM) was horrible. Nodding, losing vision in one eye, puking until I thought the next thing to come out of my mouth would be my intestines. No, thanks. It was well over twenty years ago and I still remember how much it sucked.
 
2012-11-14 07:50:15 PM
Shot to the arm, and you are to blame you give heroin a bad name, bad name...you give (guita solo)!
 
2012-11-14 07:55:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I thought she was reasonably cute. Not a stunning beauty, but not bad on the eyes.


I'd hit it.

Then again, most 19 year-olds look good to me in my mid-40's.
 
2012-11-14 07:56:37 PM
snorting not the same as shooting.
 
2012-11-14 08:03:10 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

[www.berliner-kurier.de image 374x480]

I thought she was reasonably cute. Not a stunning beauty, but not bad on the eyes.



A half bagger?
 
2012-11-14 08:07:17 PM

Ms.Gradenko: snorting not the same as shooting.


What if I snort needles?
 
2012-11-14 08:13:13 PM
Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).
 
2012-11-14 08:23:59 PM
I was about to say, "I'd probably do heroin too if JBJ was my dad," but then I remembered that if that were the case, I'd have petitioned years ago to be adopted by Richie Sambora.
 
2012-11-14 08:24:43 PM

HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).


..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.
 
2012-11-14 08:34:13 PM

laid back w/bud light: Snorted it a couple times, never injected it. Unlike cocaine it didn't make me hyper but made me feel like I didn't know what to do with myself. useless buzz.


Sounds pretty stepped on.

/stay healthy
 
2012-11-14 08:35:13 PM

Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.


"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.
 
2012-11-14 08:42:16 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Substitute "Heroin" for "Golf", and you just described hitting that perfect golf ball for the first time.

//the effects seem to be about the same too. Financial ruin, loss of friends and family, eventually you find yourself broke in Mexico.
 
2012-11-14 08:54:54 PM

KrispyKritter: Stray Slacker: To be fair, as someone who went to school in that general region, there's not a whole lot else to do there.

oh yeah, there's that. white girl who never had a day hungry in her life, pampered plus, daddy please and she's got it, going to inherit millions. ho hum bored today, time to shoot dope, life is so hard how will i ever get through the afternoon. please tell me you kidding.


Oh. No. Totally serious. I encourage anyone who is totally bored to try heroin. How could I possibly be kidding about that?

A tad high strung, are we? You should consider trying heroin.
 
2012-11-14 08:55:46 PM
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WHOAAAAAA, she's halfway there ... WHOOAAAAA-OOOHHH, livin' on a prayer.
 
2012-11-14 09:06:39 PM

dletter: Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.

"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.


Hey now! I didn't read the article so I can't fail at reading comprehension. Wait...

Shakes tiny fist at HatMadeOfAss
 
2012-11-14 10:20:08 PM
blog.nj.com

"Inconsolable"



/I don't blame you if you don't get the reference
 
2012-11-14 10:38:08 PM

skinnycatullus: HST's Dead Carcass: It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.

When I quit smoking a couple of years ago, I told myself I'd start again when I turned 70. Now I'm thinking I'll try heroin if I make it to 80.


That's pretty close to my plan; if I ever receive a fatal diagnosis I plan to try it. Before they give me morphine. For research purposes.
 
2012-11-14 10:41:31 PM

JustHereForThePics: HST's Dead Carcass: And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.

Substitute "Heroin" for "Golf", and you just described hitting that perfect golf ball for the first time.

//the effects seem to be about the same too. Financial ruin, loss of friends and family, eventually you find yourself broke in Mexico.



I still remember my purest strike - a 4-iron after a poor drive, on #6 at Squire Green. Best contact I ever made, and never again...

/Hell, with the green fees out there, herion might be the thriftier vice
 
2012-11-14 11:22:27 PM

cman: basemetal: basemetal: Never understood the allure of heroine. I mean, everyone knows it's highly addictive, and they know that once addicted you'll get really dope sick when you quit. Just don't get it.

Heroin, fark.

Because it is awesome

As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex


With me or in general? Because a cheeseburger would be... Nevermind.
 
2012-11-15 01:06:54 AM
Never done heroin, but i snort percocet from time to time (3-4 times a monthish). I quite enjoy those, but am glad i can only get them sporadically. I feel great when I do them, and i was once addicted to oxy from my doctor out west. When i moved back east, i had a month's worth and i very carefully weaned myself off them. I had gone through withdrawals for a couple of days when i ran out and couldn't get in to see the dr, and that was hell. Only thing that helped was muscle relaxers i also had on prescription (i have fibromyalgia and occasional RLS)
 
2012-11-15 01:21:40 AM
Well, she played her part, and she played her game. Now that she's halfway there, she's living on a prayer. She'll have to raise her hand if she wants to let it go.

/"Baaaaarrrrrf!"
 
2012-11-15 01:31:02 AM

dopekitty74: Never done heroin, but i snort percocet from time to time (3-4 times a monthish). I quite enjoy those, but am glad i can only get them sporadically. I feel great when I do them, and i was once addicted to oxy from my doctor out west. When i moved back east, i had a month's worth and i very carefully weaned myself off them. I had gone through withdrawals for a couple of days when i ran out and couldn't get in to see the dr, and that was hell. Only thing that helped was muscle relaxers i also had on prescription (i have fibromyalgia and occasional RLS)


Was into Oxys from age 18-23. Been using methadone for the last 4 years. Opiates suck man:( i did use heroin for about a year, smoked it for 8 months, then banged it for around 4 months. The "rush" is great, but overall pills are wayyyyy better.
 
2012-11-15 02:15:37 AM

HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).


She doesn't have kids...
 
2012-11-15 03:04:30 AM

HST's Dead Carcass: cman: As someone said best (whose name I cannot remember): heroin is 100 times better than sex

And remember this when people say people should just 'quit it'. Think of all the times you just rub one out for nothing better to do and it feels good and remember, it's 1,000,000 times better than that. Chasing the dragon is because it's never as good as the first time, but it still feels better than anything else you'll ever do, even when your life is going to shiat, you can have a feeling than 95% of the world will never experience. Heroin addicts gladly give up everything else in their life just to have a smidgen of that feeling again. It's unholy in that it's quite simply the best pleasure I've ever felt, everything else has paled in comparison.


Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.
 
2012-11-15 03:34:18 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

They all look the same,creepy
 
2012-11-15 09:08:49 AM
Bon Jovi doesn't have any heroin songs, but if they did, it would be about lying, crying and dying for you, like the poets need the pain, and the roses need the rain. A bed of roses, in fact. Always living on a prayer, those guys.
 
2012-11-15 10:29:13 AM

forgotmydamnusername:

Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.


Hmmmm.. I crumpled to the ground unable to move, bad nausea but so blissfully happy I didn't care, then once the rush wore off I loved the world and it loved me. Once was enough... clean and sober currently.
 
2012-11-15 11:06:51 AM

dletter: Lego_Addict: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

..and a heroin user. Damn, she ain't even poor.

"Bon Jovi has four children, Stephanie and three sons."

Some reading comprehension for both of you.


Stop pointing out my inability to read! Jerkface!
 
2012-11-15 11:08:02 AM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: HatMadeOfAss: Did anyone notice that she's 19 with 3 sons? That seems a bit young to be popping out that amount of children (multiples not accounted for in my sanctimonious judging of her).

She doesn't have kids...


I know, I suck at reading. But this is Fark, so at least I managed to fumble through the article.
 
2012-11-15 11:21:16 AM

hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]

They all look the same,creepy


She looks like mom and dad, what the fark's so cre....oh, mom and dad look alike. That's creepy.

cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly


Could not possibly disagree with you more. She looks very cute, GIS results indicate confirm my position. 
/scratched "famous" for lack of relevance.
 
2012-11-15 12:35:40 PM

slayer199: cman: For being an offspring of a good looking famous person, she really is butt ugly

That's just the heroin talking. She doesn't rise to Rumer Willis ugly.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 596x471]


It's the Bieber haircut that's dragging her down.
 
2012-11-15 07:23:09 PM

hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]

They all look the same,creepy


There's a really funny song about couples who look alike by Shock G. I can't find the audio on line, but some of the relevant lyrics:

Mister Mister, is that your girl or your sister?
Sister, is that your boyfriend or your brother?
Brother, you look more like your lover than your mother
Dead on each other
Don't they make a good couple of body doubles?
Way happy at the fact that they're makin' DNA copies
Dead on each others lips, dead on each others nose
I hope the baby's got ten toes

I need everybody to step back
Step back and look at yourself people, look at yourself

Oh-ho, look at these two! Look at these two.. hee-hee
I know you think she's cute cause she looks just like you
And you look just like her! Ha ha ha ha
Watch out now out there


I
 
2012-11-15 07:25:51 PM

NorCalLos: hbk72777: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x630]



I


You can hear a sample of the song here, track 9.
 
2012-11-16 01:29:13 AM
Bubblegum Tate: nice to see ol' Ham Tech retaining its image as a party school... but heroin?

I knew a guy who ODed from heroin at Reed in the late '80s. Being young, you think you're invincible. Throw in boatloads of privilege/money, even more so.
 
2012-11-17 11:52:47 AM
forgotmydamnusername


Oh, bullshiat. What did heroin do? It made the room seem too warm, it blurred my vision a bit, it made me kinda hostile, caused a little bit of vertigo, and then I projectile vomited all over everything. I could achieve something rather similar by overindulging in vodka, and better yet, the pigs couldn't arrest me for having a bottle of that on the kitchen table, should they trump up some reason for kicking my door down and walking in.

Gosh, its almost like different people have different reactions to drugs, or something.
 
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