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2012-11-14 01:53:53 PM
The great thing about the IDF and Hamas is they both save costs by sharing the same spokesman

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 01:54:09 PM
Have all the anti semite FARKer shown up here yet?
 
2012-11-14 01:54:12 PM

xaks: Great_Milenko: why can't these people grow the fark up?

really, is your invisible sky fairy worth all this?

youmustbenewhere.jpg
ohwaityoureserious.jpg
mygodhasabiggerdickthanyourgod.jpg
thisecalatedquickly.jpg

In a hurry, can't link right now. Use your imagination. Pick one.


I'm intrigued by the "God's dick" one. Haven't seen that before, seeing as I was never an altar boy.
 
2012-11-14 01:54:21 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Hamas is learning that when you open fire, people tend to return fire.


Is Anthony Bourdain in Gaza again?
 
2012-11-14 01:54:23 PM

BigNumber12: This comes after the head of Hamas' military wing Ahmed Jabari was killed in an Israeli airstrike.


Unreal. Nobody on earth seems to have military intel like the IDF.


No sh*t, they almost always hit exactly the one car they were looking for. Why doesn't Hamas just start taking the bus?
 
2012-11-14 01:54:32 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Hamas is learning that when you open fire, people tend to return fire.


They've known this for decades. That's why they're firing rockets in the general direction of Israel ("Into" Israel is technically correct, but seems to give more credit to the Palestinian's capacity to aim their rockets than they really deserve), so that the Israelis will retaliate and undermine the authority of the Palestinian (West Bank) government that at least seems to want to move on from the ridiculous goal of retaking the country and just get on with being a real country. Israel, of course doesn't mind playing along with Gaza's plan since they want to keep the West Bank from being sovereign so they can keep putting up settlements and because the Israeli government looks good to its people when it's blowing up stuff. You can make up your own mind which is more important to them.
 
2012-11-14 01:54:54 PM
As always, this could be normal everyday stuff, or it could be the start of something. Seems that every time I think it is the start of something that it is not so we will see in time.
 
2012-11-14 01:54:58 PM

mayIFark: So, how many 5 years old terrorist have they gotten so far?

Get your checkbook ready US citizens. White phosphorous ain't cheap.


You know, using WP is wrong period. But so is firing missiles at civilians. HAMAS usually tarts this. I mean sure HAMAS is a annnoying little nerd, but if the little nerd keeps slapping the Linebacker in the face the linebacker is going to respond. The linebacker will look bad, but sometimes you gotta look a little bad.
 
2012-11-14 01:55:15 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-14 01:55:53 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: I wonder how many people in here will see that the most recent round of violence started with Hamas attacked the IDF. IDF shoots back, Hamas shoots rockets indescriminately.

Israel does their share of stupid shiat, but Hamas ain't the cherub faced baby in this one.


Oh yeah? As President Clinton Famously said, "Arithmetic".

How many Israelis were killed by Hamas rocket, and how many Palestinians killed by IDF?

Something like 0/500?
 
2012-11-14 01:55:57 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Oh good. A bunch of people who think a magic sky man gave them a chunk of desert in the middle of someone else's property are going to go beat the shiat out of a bunch of people who think the appropriate response to losing their land is to blow up buses and pizzerias full of innocent people who largely had nothing to do with it.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x543]
/hot like the fires of hell all these people can go burn in


Thats the argument I use against reparations but it just gets me called a racist
 
2012-11-14 01:56:00 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: I wonder how many people in here will see that the most recent round of violence started with Hamas attacked the IDF. IDF shoots back, Hamas shoots rockets indescriminately.

Israel does their share of stupid shiat, but Hamas ain't the cherub faced baby in this one.


I think most people understand both sides are at fault and nobody is totally in the 'right' here. Now that i said that I'm sure some douche will call me an anti-semite, usually how it goes.
 
2012-11-14 01:56:19 PM

SkunkWerks: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

Funny enough from the standpoint of the history of human society, the point at which religion goes from worshiping feminine nature-based figures to revering male deities is typically shortly after you've seen the move from roaming, hunting and gathering societies that depend a lot on luck to survive (finding food, no ill turns in the weather which push herds away from their typical gathering places, and s on) to agrarian societies that don't move around much and whose survival depends largely on having big stockpiles of stuff.

Stuff you can take by force.

Then it's handy to make God a man 'cause, yanno, war's a man's game and all. All the Abrahamic faiths (including Christianity, Islam, and yes, Judaism)share more or less the same male deity, soooo.... you get this.


Which is why I worship transsexual gods. Even if you can take something by force, there's still the potential for bad luck.
 
2012-11-14 01:56:31 PM
Why is the press core asking about stupid crap and not this right now? The president is standing there right in front of them, why don't they ask about this?
 
2012-11-14 01:56:37 PM

mayIFark: NumberFiveIsAlive: I wonder how many people in here will see that the most recent round of violence started with Hamas attacked the IDF. IDF shoots back, Hamas shoots rockets indescriminately.

Israel does their share of stupid shiat, but Hamas ain't the cherub faced baby in this one.

Oh yeah? As President Clinton Famously said, "Arithmetic".

How many Israelis were killed by Hamas rocket, and how many Palestinians killed by IDF?

Something like 0/500?


It's not ok to fire rockets into population centers at all, regardless of how good you are at it.
 
2012-11-14 01:57:15 PM
Nononononononononosonuvab*tchNO! O_O
 
2012-11-14 01:57:19 PM

JosephFinn: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

It seems a bit unfair to blame Judaism for Israel's invasion, attacks on Palestine and piracy in international waters of aid ships to the Gaza Strip.


So which sovereign indian tribe do you belong to?

As for "piracy".

Israel: You are welcome to dock and have your equipment unloaded and inspected by us.

"aid ships": We aren't listening, nananah.

Israel: Stop or you will be boarded and searched

"aid ships": We aren't listening. nananah

Israel: Okay fine. *boards and searches*

Guess what Israel found on those "aid ships" - Munitions!

And for those of you who don't know what munitions are:
military weapons, ammunition, equipment, and stores


For people that can read, but I doubt you care:
http://www.humanevents.com/2010/06/10/gaza-flotilla-group-has-violent - past/

He failed to mention activists had access to knives, metal rods, clubs, bulletproof vests and night vision goggles. Fifty lacked passports while carrying large amounts of cash. Onboard as well were building supplies, such as cement, routinely used by Hamas to construct bunkers in Gaza.
 
2012-11-14 01:57:34 PM
This must be a Christian plot to divert Jewish attention from the "War on Christmas." I suspected an all out "offensive" when I saw Santa statues in retail stores at the end of September.
 
2012-11-14 01:57:51 PM

Great_Milenko: why can't these people grow the fark up?

really, is your invisible sky fairy worth all this?


Bunch of farking savages out there.
 
2012-11-14 01:58:32 PM

ronaprhys: So, they seem to be attacking sites that are being used a storage or launch sites for missiles that Hamas uses to attack them.

Problem?


They're Jews. That sort of thing don't go over too well with some farkers.
 
2012-11-14 01:58:35 PM

Masquerader317: Why is the press core asking about stupid crap and not this right now? The president is standing there right in front of them, why don't they ask about this?


Are you an AP stringer for Reuters?
 
2012-11-14 01:58:39 PM

Jubeebee: It helps when you control all transportation and communication networks in and around the territory in which your enemies live.



How do you suppose that they control the transportation networks within Gaza?
 
2012-11-14 01:59:20 PM

xaks: mygodhasabiggerdickthanyourgod.jpg


REALLY?
 
2012-11-14 01:59:51 PM

Jubeebee: BigNumber12: This comes after the head of Hamas' military wing Ahmed Jabari was killed in an Israeli airstrike.


Unreal. Nobody on earth seems to have military intel like the IDF.

It helps when you control all transportation and communication networks in and around the territory in which your enemies live.

/also seconding the thought that Israel is pissed that Obama won


Which I'm *still* trying to figure out.

Most of Obammy's Isreal policy positions were point-for-point continuations of Dubya's, and they fellated him nonstop.

It isn't like he's an agressor for them or someth....oh, wait....
 
2012-11-14 02:00:11 PM

Trollomite: Thats the argument I use against reparations but it just gets me called a racist


In case you're curious, nobody is paying attention to you because your trolling is far too obvious.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:38 PM

Evil Mackerel: jehovahs witness protection: Hamas is learning that when you open fire, people tend to return fire.

With white phosphorus.


Don't fark with people who can shoot back with WP.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: REALLY?


Yea. You should see it. Looks like a goddamn submarine.
 
2012-11-14 02:01:13 PM
What do the Ron Paul oompaloompas think non-intervention will lead to? A sudden unofficial agreement among all other nations in the world to also stop military funding abroad?

Of course not.

We send countries money because if we don't, someone else will, and then what? Then it's only a matter of time before one or two countries (Russia and China, most likely) gain a controlling stake in all these teetering countries and we're once again isolated on the Risk board.

That's why when the RP bots try to correct the use of the word "isolationism", they're not really looking at the overall effect of "non-intervention"....which is isolationism.
 
2012-11-14 02:01:24 PM

QifutuWahuta: xaks: Great_Milenko: why can't these people grow the fark up?

really, is your invisible sky fairy worth all this?

youmustbenewhere.jpg
ohwaityoureserious.jpg
mygodhasabiggerdickthanyourgod.jpg
thisecalatedquickly.jpg

In a hurry, can't link right now. Use your imagination. Pick one.

I'm intrigued by the "God's dick" one. Haven't seen that before, seeing as I was never an altar boy.


Quoth from the master:

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-14 02:01:42 PM

mayIFark: So, how many 5 years old terrorist have they gotten so far?

Get your checkbook ready US citizens. White phosphorous ain't cheap.


Willy Peter?
i909.photobucket.com
i31.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 02:02:34 PM

ideamaster: He failed to mention activists had access to knives, metal rods, clubs, bulletproof vests and night vision goggles. Fifty lacked passports while carrying large amounts of cash. Onboard as well were building supplies, such as cement, routinely used by Hamas to construct bunkers in Gaza.


It's a little known fact that building supplies have other uses besides constructing bunkers in Gaza for Hamas, as well.
 
2012-11-14 02:03:05 PM
On the bright side, at least Gaza is too close for the IDF to use nukes. I mean... if they had nukes. I mean... "special weapons".
 
2012-11-14 02:03:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 02:03:44 PM
Masquerader317: Why is the press core asking about stupid crap and not this right now? The president is standing there right in front of them, why don't they ask about this?

globalwarmingpraiser: Are you an AP stringer for Reuters?


He's probably a Marine.
 
2012-11-14 02:03:47 PM

lordjupiter: We send countries money because if we don't, someone else will, and then what? Then it's only a matter of time before one or two countries (Russia and China, most likely) gain a controlling stake in all these teetering countries and we're once again isolated on the Risk board.


This is the oddest argument I have ever read
 
2012-11-14 02:03:48 PM
This is the wonderful thread where we get to see hypocrites that otherwise claim to be peace loving come to the defense of terrorist organizations like Hamas. You know the same organizations that put into daily practice everything that their useful idiot defenders decry anyone else doing (murder, poor treatment of woman, civil liberties etc).

Never understood people like that, it's like the vegan that says it's okay to eat hamburger from Angus cows but goes around belittling anyone who dares to eat the meat of any other cow or other animal as being cruel to animals. Stand back, grab your marshmallows and get ready to watch everyone flame everyone....
 
2012-11-14 02:04:07 PM
There goes the neighborhood!
 
2012-11-14 02:04:22 PM

mayIFark: NumberFiveIsAlive: I wonder how many people in here will see that the most recent round of violence started with Hamas attacked the IDF. IDF shoots back, Hamas shoots rockets indescriminately.

Israel does their share of stupid shiat, but Hamas ain't the cherub faced baby in this one.

Oh yeah? As President Clinton Famously said, "Arithmetic".

How many Israelis were killed by Hamas rocket, and how many Palestinians killed by IDF?

Something like 0/500?


When you're up against an enemy that's proud and wanting to die for his cause, you oblige him. Preferably in a way that prevents innocents from getting killed, on BOTH sides. But hey, which one hides among the civilians again?
 
2012-11-14 02:05:44 PM

Oldiron_79: Aw shiat, the middle east is going full retard again.


Yep. Provocation: how does that work again? Israel is doing exactly what Hamas wanted them to do. They know how to get what they need out of Benjamin Is-a-nut-and-not-cute. And they know that Barack Obama will have to become involved to prevent a fire-storm in the Mid East.
 
2012-11-14 02:06:07 PM

SkunkWerks: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

Funny enough from the standpoint of the history of human society, the point at which religion goes from worshiping feminine nature-based figures to revering male deities is typically shortly after you've seen the move from roaming, hunting and gathering societies that depend a lot on luck to survive (finding food, no ill turns in the weather which push herds away from their typical gathering places, and s on) to agrarian societies that don't move around much and whose survival depends largely on having big stockpiles of stuff.

Stuff you can take by force.

Then it's handy to make God a man 'cause, yanno, war's a man's game and all. All the Abrahamic faiths (including Christianity, Islam, and yes, Judaism)share more or less the same male deity, soooo.... you get this.


That is an extraordinarily charitable view of polytheistic feminine nature-based figures you've got there, fella.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-14 02:06:41 PM
I think there is only one way to settle this. Jello

For the Jews:

img849.imageshack.us

For Hamas:

Do they have chicks in Hamas?
 
2012-11-14 02:08:08 PM

Tat'dGreaser: lordjupiter: We send countries money because if we don't, someone else will, and then what? Then it's only a matter of time before one or two countries (Russia and China, most likely) gain a controlling stake in all these teetering countries and we're once again isolated on the Risk board.

This is the oddest argument I have ever read


Did you sleep through the Cold War?
 
2012-11-14 02:08:56 PM

Trollomite: Have all the anti semite FARKer shown up here yet?


Semites are on both sides of this war. One can not agree with Israel and not be anti-Jew
 
2012-11-14 02:09:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I think there is only one way to settle this. Jello

For the Jews:

[img849.imageshack.us image 450x590]

For Hamas:

Do they have chicks in Hamas?


www.joystickdivision.com
 
2012-11-14 02:09:12 PM

willfullyobscure: That is an extraordinarily charitable view of polytheistic feminine nature-based figures you've got there, fella.

[Kali jpg]


Obviously death is not a part of nature.
 
2012-11-14 02:09:19 PM

Son of Thunder: Did you sleep through the Cold War?


Are you suggesting the Cold War could happen again?
 
2012-11-14 02:10:11 PM
No doubt there will be condemnations of Israel's strikes on Gaza. But remember this: Israel would leave Gaza alone if the terrorists would just stop firing rockets into Israel. It really is that simple. Israel wants to live in peace. Hamas and others want to live without Israel existing.

/ American Israeli in Tel Aviv
// Safe from the 130+ rockets fired into Israel over the past three days
/// At least until their range increases
 
2012-11-14 02:10:25 PM

onyxruby: This is the wonderful thread where we get to see hypocrites that otherwise claim to be peace loving come to the defense of terrorist organizations like Hamas. You know the same organizations that put into daily practice everything that their useful idiot defenders decry anyone else doing (murder, poor treatment of woman, civil liberties etc).

Never understood people like that, it's like the vegan that says it's okay to eat hamburger from Angus cows but goes around belittling anyone who dares to eat the meat of any other cow or other animal as being cruel to animals. Stand back, grab your marshmallows and get ready to watch everyone flame everyone....


The far left loves Muslims for some reason, despite the fact they're kookier on the whole than America's religious people by a wide margin. We're talking entire countries that oppress women, gays, freedom of speech, etcetera, pretty much the antithesis to social progression.

I'm tired of funding any of it. Israel can take care of itself. And they can continue to kill each other, just keep the U.S. out of it.
 
2012-11-14 02:10:56 PM

Son of Thunder: Tat'dGreaser: lordjupiter: We send countries money because if we don't, someone else will, and then what? Then it's only a matter of time before one or two countries (Russia and China, most likely) gain a controlling stake in all these teetering countries and we're once again isolated on the Risk board.

This is the oddest argument I have ever read

Did you sleep through the Cold War?


Probably wasn't alive. Hipster libertarian, prly
 
2012-11-14 02:11:19 PM
But I'm le tired
 
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