basemetal: As long as they don't come to my neighborhood.
Forbidden Doughnut: basemetal: As long as they don't come to my neighborhood.Agreed.That would be a very bad thing (for us):[butlerscinemascene.files.wordpress.com image 500x263]
L'mours: Thanks Obama
Martian_Astronomer: I had a fantastically long, detailed dream last week that a pictographic message appeared in the sky suddenly one night; the first undeniable proof of extraterrestrial life. There were pictograms depicting familiar objects, but also what looked like data encoded into the message - no one knew what it meant. Then the next day, earth was inexplicably rocked by earthquakes and tidal waves, killing many. Soon after, I started getting hints from well-connected friends that the government knew more about the message than it was letting on.Eventually the truth was revealed: The message was a warning about a rogue planet passing through the solar system, but we'd seen it too late. The planet had missed earth, but had slingshoted us out of orbit towards the sun. Society ground to a halt as the sun grew bigger an bigger in the sky each day, until one morning, we all went outside to watch the last of the ocean boil away, then promptly burned to death./ I'm pretty sure I hadn't even been drinking the night before
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