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(Celebslam)   Jack Nicholson arrives at grocery store in Joker makeup. Wait... that's NOT Jack Nicholson as the Joker?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-14 01:43:09 PM  
Eh, I'd give her a fresh coat of white all over her face.
 
2012-11-14 01:46:55 PM  
Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.
 
2012-11-14 01:55:58 PM  
I was hoping on a Joker look-alike. Instead I get an 'article' about how celebrities get old and sometimes overweight. It's almost like celebrities are human, or something. Tragic.
 
2012-11-14 02:32:17 PM  

usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.


Now you're getting it. Keep up the good work.
 
2012-11-14 02:34:13 PM  
She fianlly got kicked off DWTS.


I can start watching it again. mmmmmm petite fit european women...
 
2012-11-14 02:34:51 PM  
I don't look that bad on my worst day. Christ, woman, at least brush your hair and put it in a ponytail or something. Sheesh.
 
2012-11-14 02:42:52 PM  
she picked the cheetos and gummies out of her hair, what the hell do you want from her!?!
 
2012-11-14 02:47:05 PM  

raptusregaliter: I don't look that bad on my worst day. Christ, woman, at least brush your hair and put it in a ponytail or something. Sheesh.


Or wear just a bag over your head.

Saves on hair maintenance and the paparazzi won't know who you are.
 
2012-11-14 02:47:22 PM  
So...how much time in the makeup chair should she take for America to approve her going out to get groceries? Also, she should be striking model poses on a small float pulled by the store's bag boys (or should she provide from an entourage?) so that she's always camera ready for the walk from the car to the store.
 
2012-11-14 02:48:29 PM  
Still looks good to me
 
2012-11-14 02:49:59 PM  
She's not happy - that is the look an overdose of sugar after finishing off a bakers dozen of Dunkin' Donuts peanut butter cup cookies and washing it down with a gallon of Starbucks' Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino® Blended Beverage
 
2012-11-14 02:55:50 PM  
hbk72777

Still looks good to me



Time to come out of your mom's basement and get a real girlfriend?
 
2012-11-14 03:11:28 PM  

usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.


I cant image going through the pictures I took of someone to find the worst shot. Sad group of people these paparazzi are.
 
2012-11-14 03:40:55 PM  
I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?
 
2012-11-14 03:50:18 PM  
She's 61. Give her a farking break.
 
2012-11-14 03:53:00 PM  

usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.


burndtdan: I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?


i know she's old but 60?

**checks wiki...born jan 1951...61 years old**

holy geez the time is slipping away!
 
2012-11-14 03:56:36 PM  

bungle_jr: usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.

burndtdan: I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?

i know she's old but 60?

**checks wiki...born jan 1951...61 years old**

holy geez the time is slipping away!


Gee aint it funny?
 
2012-11-14 04:04:01 PM  
Wait'll they get a load of my daily caloric intake
 
2012-11-14 04:06:56 PM  

raptusregaliter: I don't look that bad on my worst day. Christ, woman, at least brush your hair and put it in a ponytail or something. Sheesh.


Well, prove it! I bet you're not 61 either.
 
2012-11-14 04:25:58 PM  
"Wait 'til they get a load of me...."
 
2012-11-14 04:41:00 PM  

bungle_jr: usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.

burndtdan: I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?

i know she's old but 60?

**checks wiki...born jan 1951...61 years old**

holy geez the time is slipping away!


The funny part is I was just ballparking (based on how old she looked in Cheers).
 
2012-11-14 04:41:59 PM  

burndtdan: bungle_jr: usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.

burndtdan: I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?

i know she's old but 60?

**checks wiki...born jan 1951...61 years old**

holy geez the time is slipping away!

The funny part is I was just ballparking (based on how old she looked in Cheers).


Oh, and I guess the guy I quoted had the same number... derp.
 
2012-11-14 04:49:33 PM  
NEWSFLASH:

People get old.
 
2012-11-14 05:01:03 PM  
what a joker. i can't comprehend what this article is about, due to ADHD
 
2012-11-14 06:28:20 PM  
Is there a reason we all have to be so mean to this woman? I don't ever remember her saying anything full of hubris or idiotic social irresponsibility.
 
2012-11-14 08:13:35 PM  
Tommy Moo
She's a scientologist, what else does one need to judge one's mental intellect.
 
2012-11-14 08:40:37 PM  
Spit it out, Mr. Saavik
 
2012-11-14 10:35:45 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Tommy Moo
She's a scientologist, what else does one need to judge one's mental intellect.


Hmm... Well, yes, that is disappointing.
 
2012-11-15 09:07:47 AM  
If shed just do her hair every once in a while stop dressing like a slob and act like a respectable human being she wouldnt keep having these problems.

Instead she goes around at all times acting like a dumb highschool girl that just got out of her second frat party of the week.
 
2012-11-15 01:46:13 PM  

Gunny Highway: bungle_jr: usernameguy: Sixty-year-old woman doesn't look like 20-year-old woman, thus she is worthless to society.

burndtdan: I know this is going to be what a lot of people say in this thread, but really, she looks like a normal farking 60 year old woman. She doesn't even look like an ugly 60 year old woman. She just isn't skinny and isn't made up. Who gives a shiat?

i know she's old but 60?

**checks wiki...born jan 1951...61 years old**

holy geez the time is slipping away!

Gee aint it funny?


I was going to give you classic Country props, but then I saw that the Dave Matthews band covered that song. Now I'm not sure.
 
2012-11-16 04:35:57 PM  
I chuckled subby
 
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