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(FilmDrunk)   Channing Tatum named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012. Quoth C-Tates: "Yo, G-Cloonz? B-Rad Pizznitt? C-TATES, SON WHAT. Yo playbois, u ain't got no swag. U cain't earn no swag"   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 77
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2012-11-14 02:17:13 PM  
I am pleased with this
 
2012-11-14 02:32:19 PM  
Funny he doesn't sound or look anything like Bruce Campbell.

How could he have won?
 
2012-11-14 02:39:35 PM  
Channing Tatum is the dumbest name ever.
 
2012-11-14 03:26:15 PM  
I guess he'll just have to hold onto that until his first Oscar comes his way.

Rev.K: Channing Tatum is the dumbest name ever.


Vin Diesel would like a word with you. No, he's not a Chippendale's dancer, he's an actor.
 
2012-11-14 03:27:52 PM  
Yeah baby.
 
2012-11-14 03:31:19 PM  
i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 03:37:11 PM  
His face bothers me somehow.
 
2012-11-14 03:41:19 PM  
I'm proud to announce that I have absolutely no idea who that is.
 
2012-11-14 03:43:18 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'm proud to announce that I have absolutely no idea who that is.


Tatum O'Neil's brother
 
2012-11-14 03:44:51 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'm proud to announce that I have absolutely no idea who that is.


He's the guy from the GI Joe movies. Or at least that's how I know him. I always get him mixed up with the guy who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek: Lensflare.
 
2012-11-14 03:49:02 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'm proud to announce that I have absolutely no idea who that is.



Stockard Channing's nephew.
 
2012-11-14 03:49:08 PM  
He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science
 
2012-11-14 03:51:38 PM  

FarknGroovn: He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science


Stage 3 Mother Farker
 
2012-11-14 03:53:27 PM  
James van der Beek was ROBBED.
 
2012-11-14 03:53:48 PM  

FarknGroovn: He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science


This. I was skeptical about the movie but he really sold it.
 
2012-11-14 03:56:41 PM  
Who?
 
2012-11-14 03:58:48 PM  
I'm worried that Subby's keyboard is FUBAR.
 
2012-11-14 04:01:54 PM  
I can't believe Margery nixed this!
Why does SHE get final say!!
 
2012-11-14 04:02:51 PM  

Arkanaut: FarknGroovn: He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science

This. I was skeptical about the movie but he really sold it.


When he was in the band room and yelled "F**k you, Miles Davis!" and then dove through the cymbal, I nearly pissed myself from laughing.
 
2012-11-14 04:06:33 PM  

FarknGroovn: He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science


Ditto. That movie made me respect Tatum the same way hosting SNL did for Justin Timberlake.
 
2012-11-14 04:07:17 PM  
This headline made my eyes bleed.
 
2012-11-14 04:08:32 PM  

Mercury: His face bothers me somehow.


Me to. He's like a comic book character that has been drawn a bit out of proportion but you can't quite tell what's wrong, only he's a real person and that has always freaked me out a bit.
 
2012-11-14 04:08:40 PM  
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf nods solemnly in the background, attesting to the legitimacy of People's online pollings.
 
2012-11-14 04:09:31 PM  
Oh, now I remember why I came in here. Mr. Tatum just opened a nightclub on Bourbon St. As if my life wasn't annoying enough.
 
2012-11-14 04:18:24 PM  

EyeballKid: I guess he'll just have to hold onto that until his first Oscar comes his way.

Rev.K: Channing Tatum is the dumbest name ever.

Vin Diesel would like a word with you. No, he's not a Chippendale's dancer, he's an actor.


Charming Potato?
 
2012-11-14 04:21:12 PM  
I had to IMDb him and learned that there's a 21 Jump Street 2 in pre-pro.
 
2012-11-14 04:24:58 PM  
I never heard of him before, but so what -- mostly I'm surprised that People is still in publication.

/not with the times
 
2012-11-14 04:28:02 PM  

RandomAxe: I never heard of him before, but so what -- mostly I'm surprised that People is still in publication.

/not with the times


How else would flyover state moms and their daughters know who to flap to?
 
2012-11-14 04:29:11 PM  
He has a very attractive physique, but I've always thought he had a very derpy (kinda ugly) face. There are much hotter guys, out there imo.
 
2012-11-14 04:37:32 PM  
I thought he was a mouth breathing idiot in Haywire and type cast to just that, but when I saw 21 Jump Street that all changed. He's ok in my book.
 
2012-11-14 04:41:01 PM  
I thought The Eagle was an okay movie.
 
2012-11-14 04:41:13 PM  
Channing Tatum--sometimes you CAN play a butterface stripper and advance your film career.
 
2012-11-14 04:50:25 PM  
His dead pan delivery, along with that forever dumb "duh" expression on his face as the dumb, meathead jock, totally made 21 Jump Street work.

Every other movie he's ever made? Not so much.
 
2012-11-14 05:06:11 PM  
I think part of his appeal is that he really is appreciative of his success and doesn't take himself too seriously. He did a skit that made me like him even more: Link
 
2012-11-14 05:13:09 PM  
Let's go old school. BRING BACK MARK HARMON!

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2012-11-14 06:30:27 PM  

Mercury: Let's go old school. BRING BACK MARK HARMON!

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]



Summer School was a good movie
 
2012-11-14 06:36:24 PM  

Marisyana: Channing Tatum--sometimes you CAN play a butterface stripper and advance your film career.


Yup, he's definitely a butterface. This is a terrible decision.
 
2012-11-14 07:32:54 PM  
I don't see it. I mean, it's not like guys are my thing, but Channing Tatum is pure butterface. Other people I can objectively understand, but him, I don't.
 
2012-11-14 07:37:47 PM  
Can you imagine how much more competition there would be if it was 'Least sexy man alive'...
 
2012-11-14 08:07:32 PM  

TheLopper: His dead pan delivery, along with that forever dumb "duh" expression on his face as the dumb, meathead jock, totally made 21 Jump Street work.


"FARK YOU, SCIENCE" was the most triumphant moment in filmdom that year, and I'll scowl at anyone who says otherwise.
 
2012-11-14 08:12:59 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'm proud to announce that I have absolutely no idea who that is.


He starred in the original Broadway production of Hello Dolly.
 
2012-11-14 08:22:45 PM  
Trisomy 21 Jump Street?
 
2012-11-14 08:26:15 PM  
That headline was bad and subby should feel bad.
 
2012-11-14 08:34:46 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 640x480]


media.avclub.com

Just make sure to draw a peener on the board
 
2012-11-14 08:48:49 PM  
Channing Tatum is the male Nicole Kidman. All the parts are where they should be but sex appeal is sadly lacking.
 
2012-11-14 08:59:54 PM  

FarknGroovn: He was hilarious in 21 jump street.

/F u science


came here to say pretty much this. And his first arrest..."you have the right to, uh, shut the fark up!"
 
2012-11-14 09:01:19 PM  

Mercury: Let's go old school. BRING BACK MARK HARMON!

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


4.bp.blogspot.com

I'm going to count to 3, by the time I'm done, I want that picture gone.
 
2012-11-14 09:46:31 PM  
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Was it something I said?
 
2012-11-14 09:47:53 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Funny he doesn't sound or look anything like Bruce Campbell.

How could he have won?


This
 
2012-11-14 10:20:36 PM  

TheManofPA: Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 640x480]

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Just make sure to draw a peener on the board


That was a hilarious episode.
 
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