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2012-11-14 04:19:23 PM  
Is has been noticeably silent from her icy conservative fortress... has she popped up anywhere since the election? I feel like her commentary has been a gaping hole in the "where's my widdle wed wagon" response from the GOP punditry post-election.
 
2012-11-14 04:20:05 PM  

StrangeQ: MajorTubeSteak: StrangeQ: MajorTubeSteak: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Your response tells me you do not know the Pocket ninja

Or maybe he just doesn't care for overinflated forum personalities

If that is the case, then why spend time on Fark in first place?

I said overinflated, not all.

I have most of them happily ignored, and I enjoy fark just fine, thanks.


I find Pocket Ninja posts funny and whimsical. I'm doubt he takes himself too seriously. After all, he is on Fark.
 
2012-11-14 04:22:14 PM  

simplicimus: steamingpile: Reverend Monkeypants: thisisarepeat: Bullshiat headline is bullshiat.

College Republicans: Hey, lets invite Ann Coulter!

College President: I am disappoint.

College Republicans: OK no Coulter.

I hope the Pres at least gave them a biscuit and a pat on the head, pussies.

Yeah, except that the college president was right and she is a toxic hag.

When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.

Look, the Jesuits are all about free speech and differences of opinion.They just draw the line at hateful, useless BS. If you have a position to argue, they'll listen. And then probably demolish you with logic.


unfortunately logic and reasoning has had a terrible win loss record against someones faith or beliefs.
 
2012-11-14 04:22:39 PM  

simplicimus: Peter von Nostrand: How did she get trolled? Stood up, maybe. Subtly told she's a worthless biatch, possibly

Nope. The real point was expressed by the College President:
'Disgust' was the word I used to sum up my feelings about those incidents. Hate speech, name-calling, and incivility are completely at odds with the Jesuit ideals that have always guided and animated Fordham.".

More to the point: Don't screw with Jesuits. Most Catholics know this. I predict bad things for the college's Republicans.


I was thrilled when I saw him actually citing Jesuit beliefs. The entire point of Catholicism (as I was taught it) is social justice--championing the downtrodden and helping people in need, because that's what Jesus calls them to do. This dude saying it aloud just won some major brownie points from the world.
 
2012-11-14 04:23:24 PM  

StrangeQ: I have most of them happily ignored, and I enjoy fark just fine, thanks.


You're doing it wrong.

Ignoring people on Fark is like reading Playboy for the articles.
 
2012-11-14 04:24:56 PM  
Whenever Ann Coulter speaks, the audience should bombard her with softly lobbed sweet rolls and chant: Essen, essen meinem K****. Mein K*** will nicht essen.

I think years as a fashion model damaged her purebred Collie brain and her anorexia has strayed to humanity at large. This is not a new opinion. It is long-standing. The braincase is too narrow, the biotch is retarded, her mind has become as narrow as her wrists.

Fashion models should at best be seen, not heard, and some of them should neither be seen nor heard.

To the list I add:

former child beauty contestants
former beauty queens
former debutantes, biotchy
former debutantes, dumb
equestrian atheletes
Log Cabin Republicans
former child stars (male and female)
right wing Jewish men who wear bowties
right wing Christians who wear ascots
gap-toothed hillbillies on welfare
gap-toothed hillbillies on meth
anybody who is an embarrassment to the People of WalMart Nation
reality show contestants (both sexes, especially if nicknamed by themselves)
stick insects who lunch
right wingers who brunch
prayer breakfast participants
anybody who is awake before breakfast
college Republicans in blackface
college Republicans in an oxygen-bearing atmosphere
toadies
Bill Kristol
other albino freaks, including monks
red-headed assasins
the Irish-Scots
right wing Irish
right wing Scots
witches
"reformed" witches, if Fundamentalist*
"reformed" alcoholics and druggies, if Fundamentalist*
"reformed" rockers and metal fans, if Fundamentalist*

*especially Pentecostals. Any religion which practices public confession of sins has the bad habit, as Jean-Paul Sartre pointed out, of confessins certain listed sins but not others that deviate from the publically acceptible norms of sinfulness. "Woe to you if you inquire after those other" sins, observes JP sagely. For example, that fellow rising to confess his taste for a little beer--biggest adulterer in town. The youth pastor who used to be a "rocker"--don't ask about pedophilia or it could get nasty. That church lady who tearfully confesses her marital failings--she's a nasty bull dyke and Super-Biotch.

If they ever do a remake of I Married a Witch as a horror movie rather than a romantic comedy, they should contact Coulter to play the Veronica Lake role.
 
2012-11-14 04:24:58 PM  
Wouldn't you want her there to debate her? Could be a good exercise for students. Let them research things, ask questions, make her look dumb. Just saying no doesn't allow anything interesting or entertaining to happen. FU could look good, attract national attention, and award students
 
2012-11-14 04:26:46 PM  

ChipNASA: The Larch: Maybe I am just going to hide under a blanket and suck my thumb for the next four years. Maybe you should do the same.

That's NOT your thumb......
/zing


because its to small

/zing!
 
2012-11-14 04:27:33 PM  

speckio: ChipNASA: The Larch: Maybe I am just going to hide under a blanket and suck my thumb for the next four years. Maybe you should do the same.

That's NOT your thumb......
/zing

because its two small

/zing!

//FTFY
 
2012-11-14 04:27:41 PM  
Fark Rye For Many Whores: "How are these idiots still employed?"

Because the hate caucus is a real thing that has been successfully monetized over the years.
These people will tune in for their two-minute hate and dutifully 'invest' in gold, donate money to phoney charities, buy jingoistic collectible memorabilia, order two-minute-hates on book, etc.

And every day that decent people hold their tongue and don't greet references to the ideas of Limbaugh, Coulter, Beck, et al. with the bemusement we hold for the ideas of Art Bell's program and the derision we reserve for the ideas of Fred Phelps, the hate caucus is given cover to indulge themselves guilt free. And those who feed upon them are given cover to continue posing as legitimate businesses.
 
2012-11-14 04:28:23 PM  

DORMAMU: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

One of your better pieces.

Bravo


Not only that, so many people have jumped all over it. I used to enjoy PocketNinja from time to time, but today was just a piece of brilliance.
 
2012-11-14 04:28:27 PM  

scubamage: I'd stick my penis in her vagina.


/know she's evil
//don't care, she's hot like Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS


I would advise against sticking your manhood into crazy
 
2012-11-14 04:30:25 PM  
It's only Free Speech if the left agrees. The libs are no different than the bible thumpers when it comes to hating people! I don't like nazis but I want them to be able speak freely and I especially don't want them going underground and plotting stuff. I want them out in the open just like I want the newblackpanthers anle to freely spew their hatred of whitey.
The left despises Fox as news because of it's conservative lean yet absorbs like a sponge the left leaning spin coming from msnbc. If it wasn't for Fox, people would still think the American Embassy was attacked because of a dopey UTube video.
The left hates when someone like Ann Coulter speaks at a school but welcomes a Middle East person, too many to name, that calls for the destruction of Isreal with open arms.
Unlike the looney libs and the far right, most smart people know how to tune out the stupid stuff. I say let them all speak.
 
2012-11-14 04:31:43 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: "The College Republicans regret the controversy surrounding our planned lecture featuring Ann Coulter," they wrote in a statement announcing the cancellation. "The size and severity of opposition to this event have caught us by surprise and caused us to question our decision to welcome her to Rose Hill."

There's been a lot of this recently. I hope it continues.


More of the former and a LOT less of the latter, unfortunately.

david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.


***Troll-like typing detected***
 
2012-11-14 04:32:13 PM  

CynicalLA: david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.

Do you even realize how childish you look when you say stupid things like that?


what's childish about putting 3 children in the same category? all three are people that would better benefit society by not being a part of it.
 
2012-11-14 04:32:39 PM  

thisisarepeat: Why did ALL democrats elect Nancy Pelosi?


Wow, that's some weapons-grade stupid right there, son. Not only are you comparing an elected official who is rewarded by her constituency because she does a good job representing them in D.C. with a grade-A attention whore who is rewarded solely for being offensive and inflammatory, you're comparing the actions of millions conservatives across the country with the actions of some liberals in a 114 square mile patch of land in California.

Don't spend too much time on Fark. You might forget how to breathe.

topcon: A tiny faction


You'd have a point if there weren't millions of people watching Fox News, buying their books and listening to talk radio.

They don't get rich by having a small, cult following.
 
2012-11-14 04:33:09 PM  
That University Pres could have only said that on a private campus. If the pres at my college (UNH) tried something like this he'd be gone before the year was over.
 
2012-11-14 04:33:11 PM  

scubamage: I'd stick my penis in her vagina.

What makes you think she has a vagina?

 
2012-11-14 04:33:13 PM  
I'm in the camp that is not impressed.
Obviously the YRs (or at least some of them) thought it was a great idea to invite her in the first place.
Nice sanctimonious letter from the U Pres but it's probably more PR / damage control on the YR's part than a thoughtful return to sensibility on their part.

Coulter at Fordham. What a horrible thought. Like a turd in the punchbowl.
 
2012-11-14 04:33:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.


I'll take your eyes. The light the heat in your eyes.
 
2012-11-14 04:37:56 PM  

farkingatwork: CynicalLA: david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.

Do you even realize how childish you look when you say stupid things like that?

what's childish about putting 3 children in the same category? all three are people that would better benefit society by not being a part of it.


This is why people don't take you guys seriously. Equating two elected congressman with a paid shill. I understand you guys hate those two but this just makes you look stupid.
 
2012-11-14 04:38:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.


He did.

Now, of course, we could go off on a dystopian tangent that paints a very dire and one sided picture. Or, we could go back to the root of what the metaphor was describing. The design and desire of a light bulb is the light. Heat is a byproduct of the process. A bulb that produces more heat than light would not be considered a good light bulb. It would be considered a heat lamp.

Following that logic then, and applying the heat/light dichotomy to her punditry. A speaker who creates more controversy than debate would not be a good representative of their brand.

See also: Signal to noise ratio.
 
2012-11-14 04:39:07 PM  

simplicimus: I'm getting lost here. So the answer is to burn Ann Coulter?


I think she's more suited as a bridge. Long, thin strong girders arms and legs, she'd be perfect!
 
2012-11-14 04:39:42 PM  

ChipNASA: Bermuda59: "Top... men."

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 300x445]

 
2012-11-14 04:40:33 PM  

ChipNASA: Bermuda59: "Top... men."

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 300x445]


Hmm ... let's try this again ...
images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-14 04:42:29 PM  
Coming from the same college that cheered when Bill Mahr spoke. Yeah. Good Job guys.
 
2012-11-14 04:43:03 PM  
I like this Pocket Ninja guy.

Can anyone tell me how I can see his other posts easily? When I click his profile I can't really see his other posts... as I would expect to.
 
2012-11-14 04:44:31 PM  

sid2112: Coming from the same college that cheered when Bill Mahr spoke. Yeah. Good Job guys.


bill mahr is pretty much a hate monger
 
2012-11-14 04:47:14 PM  

nightbringerggz: david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.

If you listen to her when she's on the radio or TV it's pretty obvious that she avoids direct attacks or flat out hateful comments. Not that I'm apologizing for her. Her statements are nearly always overly simplistic and are derogatory, I just don't think she has any real malice behind them. For the most part I think she's a fraud, the statements she makes and the titles she chooses are marketing ploys to enrage you into buying her books.


She's a polemicist, and as such is deliberately inflammatory. I don't think she's a fraud, she just expresses her ideas in ways that are engineered to provoke. Judging by this thread, she's fairly successful in that respect.
 
2012-11-14 04:47:38 PM  

machodonkeywrestler: Angry Buddha: Jackson Herring: The word troll doesn't mean anything any more does it

Subby trolled you.

Case in point.


Ha! You been trolled!
 
2012-11-14 04:48:19 PM  

FunkOut: Let real conservatives decide if they need a bitter spinster with Marfan's syndrome who refuses to get married and substitutes booze for food on their side. Besides, she just says things to get paid and then spends it on buying her African American boyfriend crates of delicious authentic Memphis BBQ sauce.


Let's be honest; her asshole isn't going to ream itself.
 
2012-11-14 04:49:00 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.


Your lost in the darkness, everything you thought you knew and trusted is gone in what seems like a puff of smoke. As you try and find your way, the hot muggy night clings to you as shadows play tricks with your mind. You don't how this could have happened one minute you were riding a wave of 'unskewed polls' and the next you were dropped down this dark hole with no way to find your way back, but you do know there are others like you lost as well. Which would YOU prefer....light or heat?

Answer that honestly
 
2012-11-14 04:49:16 PM  

CynicalLA: farkingatwork: CynicalLA: david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.

Do you even realize how childish you look when you say stupid things like that?

what's childish about putting 3 children in the same category? all three are people that would better benefit society by not being a part of it.

This is why people don't take you guys seriously. Equating two elected congressman with a paid shill. I understand you guys hate those two but this just makes you look stupid.


Wait, so a paid shill somehow worse than someone in office who is entirely beholden to lobbyists? Which one of those has a more significant long term impact? Ann coulter who people ignore, or Pelosi and reid pushing for SOPA/PIPA/FISA? Is it really hard for you to understand *all* of them are bad? It's not a "less worse/more worse".

This is why people ignore you, because you fail to recognize this and act as if it's marginalized/extreme to recognize they all need to DIAF.
/a choice between the lesser of two evils is not a choice
 
2012-11-14 04:50:05 PM  

thecpt: Wouldn't you want her there to debate her? Could be a good exercise for students. Let them research things, ask questions, make her look dumb. Just saying no doesn't allow anything interesting or entertaining to happen. FU could look good, attract national attention, and award students


It seems to me that if they think Coulter's ideas are particularly vile and hateful, then the best thing to do is allow her to speak, so that other people will come to know those ideas as vile and hateful (see also: Westboro Baptist Church). Rather than engaging in suppression, engage in debate. Preventing Coulter from speaking (which was the goal of Fordham's president, regardless of his means or methods) only allows her to wrap herself in the cloak of a free-speech martyr.

Universities are places where all ideas should be fair game--even those that you find absurd or repellent. Because the world is filled with absurd and repellent ideas, and with people who promote them, and a good education should teach you to identify and evaluate such ideas and respond accordingly.
 
2012-11-14 04:51:17 PM  
To be fair, she isn't really an author so much as professional, insufferable c*nt. And, that's pretty pedestrian and not a big deal but nobody is obligated to help her make a living at it.
 
2012-11-14 04:51:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: doyner: Uh, doesn't fire produce both?

YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE. Jesus, pay attention.


I will take the light source that generates no heat.

Then I will escape to Galt's Gulch with my 100% efficient photon generator and take my place among the few, the proud, the productive citizens and creators.
 
2012-11-14 04:52:16 PM  

Cybernetic: It seems to me that if they think Coulter's ideas are particularly vile and hateful, then the best thing to do is allow her to speak


You forget that these are the most Conservative of the student body, and as such, are utterly deferential to the established authority of the Most Holy Church.
 
2012-11-14 04:53:07 PM  

Launch Code: It's only Free Speech if the left agrees. The libs are no different than the bible thumpers when it comes to hating people! I don't like nazis but I want them to be able speak freely and I especially don't want them going underground and plotting stuff. I want them out in the open just like I want the newblackpanthers anle to freely spew their hatred of whitey.
The left despises Fox as news because of it's conservative lean yet absorbs like a sponge the left leaning spin coming from msnbc. If it wasn't for Fox, people would still think the American Embassy was attacked because of a dopey UTube video.
The left hates when someone like Ann Coulter speaks at a school but welcomes a Middle East person, too many to name, that calls for the destruction of Isreal with open arms.
Unlike the looney libs and the far right, most smart people know how to tune out the stupid stuff. I say let them all speak.


BOOOOOOOO I live with my mom
 
2012-11-14 04:53:10 PM  
This thread hurts.
1. I cannot believe people STILL take Pocket Ninja seriously. PN is epic and funny as hell.
2. Fr McShane is awesome.
3. This is not an issue about 'free speech' since Fordham is a PRIVATE institution and Fr McShane had every right to speak out against the decision to have her speak there. She in no way reflects Fordham's values.

Also some context, Fordham had a rash of hate crimes last spring. The University is taking a very hard stance against any negative, demeaning, or hateful things as that is not only counterproductive but is in direct opposition to positive, constructive, intellectual thought and debate.
 
2012-11-14 05:00:37 PM  

Launch Code: It's only Free Speech if the left agrees. The libs are no different than the bible thumpers when it comes to hating people! I don't like nazis but I want them to be able speak freely and I especially don't want them going underground and plotting stuff. I want them out in the open just like I want the newblackpanthers anle to freely spew their hatred of whitey.
The left despises Fox as news because of it's conservative lean yet absorbs like a sponge the left leaning spin coming from msnbc. If it wasn't for Fox, people would still think the American Embassy was attacked because of a dopey UTube video.
The left hates when someone like Ann Coulter speaks at a school but welcomes a Middle East person, too many to name, that calls for the destruction of Isreal with open arms.
Unlike the looney libs and the far right, most smart people know how to tune out the stupid stuff. I say let them all speak.


aaannnnnnnddddddd cut and print.
I live with my mom
Self righteous indignation coupled with the delusion of having unique personal insights on the world only works on Huffpo.
 
2012-11-14 05:01:00 PM  

Cybernetic: thecpt: Wouldn't you want her there to debate her? Could be a good exercise for students. Let them research things, ask questions, make her look dumb. Just saying no doesn't allow anything interesting or entertaining to happen. FU could look good, attract national attention, and award students

It seems to me that if they think Coulter's ideas are particularly vile and hateful, then the best thing to do is allow her to speak, so that other people will come to know those ideas as vile and hateful (see also: Westboro Baptist Church). Rather than engaging in suppression, engage in debate. Preventing Coulter from speaking (which was the goal of Fordham's president, regardless of his means or methods) only allows her to wrap herself in the cloak of a free-speech martyr.

Universities are places where all ideas should be fair game--even those that you find absurd or repellent. Because the world is filled with absurd and repellent ideas, and with people who promote them, and a good education should teach you to identify and evaluate such ideas and respond accordingly.


I guess my debate idea was meant for questions at the end kind of thing. I agree with you fully and thats what irks me with this president is that he didn't indulge in the idea of allowing his student body allow ideas in (like you said). This is Fordham, these aren't fingers in their ears homo-hating everything needs a cross on it Republicans. I went to a similar school and they were really about social equality. They probably just got the biggest name they could and wanted to engage her in discussion, not praise her as an authority figure.
 
2012-11-14 05:04:57 PM  

Dman33: 3. This is not an issue about 'free speech' since Fordham is a PRIVATE institution and Fr McShane had every right to speak out against the decision to have her speak there. She in no way reflects Fordham's values.


It is absolutely not a first amendment issue, but I would consider it a free-speech issue. The university is entirely within its rights to bar any person from speaking there. Whether doing so (rather than encouraging open debate) is in keeping with the educational mission of the university is another matter.
 
2012-11-14 05:07:38 PM  

Cybernetic: Dman33: 3. This is not an issue about 'free speech' since Fordham is a PRIVATE institution and Fr McShane had every right to speak out against the decision to have her speak there. She in no way reflects Fordham's values.

It is absolutely not a first amendment issue, but I would consider it a free-speech issue. The university is entirely within its rights to bar any person from speaking there. Whether doing so (rather than encouraging open debate) is in keeping with the educational mission of the university is another matter.


That would be relevant if the University barred anyone from speaking there.

The president made it clear that he was not ordering anything like that, but recommending against having that bag-o-bones visit.
 
2012-11-14 05:07:40 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Pocket Ninja: doyner: Uh, doesn't fire produce both?

YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE. Jesus, pay attention.

I will take the light source that generates no heat.

Then I will escape to Galt's Gulch with my 100% efficient photon generator and take my place among the few, the proud, the productive citizens and creators.


How could they refuse someone just as innovative as themselves.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-11-14 05:08:19 PM  
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2012-11-14 03:51:28 PM


Pitabred: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Is everyone on this site freaking new or something? Pocket Ninja's satire is a known quantity and force for good lulz, not trolling.


That's simply a question of your point of view.
 
2012-11-14 05:10:42 PM  

meanmutton: simplicimus: ChipNASA: [thepeoplescube.com image 340x336]

Nah. The issue is this: the Jesuits are the brains of the Catholic Church and there is nothing in the current Republican party that matches Catholic theology.

Well, except on social issues.


No, actually about the only two things the republican party matches the official line of the RCC on is abortion and birth control. The RCC hierarchy is pro-welfare, anti-death penalty and concerned about the poor over the wealthy. Really aside from one or two things the republicans and the RCC really aren't natural partners.
 
2012-11-14 05:11:51 PM  
Still amazed by the number of people who don't know about Pocket Ninja the storyteller.
 
2012-11-14 05:18:24 PM  

simplicimus: thomps: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

your eternal optimism is a credit to your pure conservative heart. my only preference in such a world would be a quick death.

I'm getting lost here. So the answer is to burn Ann Coulter?


.... because she's made of wood?
 
2012-11-14 05:18:25 PM  
Ann Coulter is Rush Limbaugh with smaller tits and she was manufactured when marketing wankers found out that women don't like their rude, abrasive, dime store melodrama from fat guys, but other women.
 
2012-11-14 05:19:26 PM  

CynicalLA: Equating two elected congressman with a paid shill.


HA! Yeah, that would be CRAZY!
 
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