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2012-11-14 03:51:28 PM  

Pitabred: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.


Is everyone on this site freaking new or something? Pocket Ninja's satire is a known quantity and force for good lulz, not trolling.

steamingpile: When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.


Yeah, the president didn't bar her from speaking or campus.
 
2012-11-14 03:51:34 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: Is she a witch?


Look at the company she keeps!

patterico.com 

/hot, like making out on a satanic alter
 
2012-11-14 03:51:57 PM  

ChipNASA: FREAK ARM!!!!!

[i154.photobucket.com image 317x446]


Marfan's syndrome. Like President Lincoln. But he also had Hubbard Squash Disease.
 
2012-11-14 03:52:14 PM  

simplicimus: Peter von Nostrand: How did she get trolled? Stood up, maybe. Subtly told she's a worthless biatch, possibly

Nope. The real point was expressed by the College President:
'Disgust' was the word I used to sum up my feelings about those incidents. Hate speech, name-calling, and incivility are completely at odds with the Jesuit ideals that have always guided and animated Fordham.".

More to the point: Don't screw with Jesuits. Most Catholics know this. I predict bad things for the college's Republicans.


Them boys ain't called "God's Marines " for nothing ya know..
 
2012-11-14 03:52:25 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: simplicimus: thomps: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

your eternal optimism is a credit to your pure conservative heart. my only preference in such a world would be a quick death.

I'm getting lost here. So the answer is to burn Ann Coulter?

Is she a witch?


Yes. Ever since Ann Coulter's gender-reassignment surgery, (s)he can no longer use the title 'warlock'.
 
2012-11-14 03:52:56 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 03:52:56 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: MajorTubeSteak: Is she a witch?

Look at the company she keeps!

[patterico.com image 600x803] 

/hot, like making out on a satanic alter


who is that? also, i think your focus is broken.
 
2012-11-14 03:53:22 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Jesus, pay attention.


But my name isn't Jesus.
 
2012-11-14 03:53:23 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: /hot, like making out on a satanic alter


Something is definitely altered alright.
 
2012-11-14 03:53:47 PM  

doyner: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

Uh, doesn't fire produce both?


Light. In the hope that if I survive Winter, I can use that light to grow crops and cotton so that I am not starving any more and then knit myself some warm clothes for the next Winter. With just heat, I'll just starve anyway.
 
2012-11-14 03:54:29 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Your response tells me you do not know the Pocket ninja


Or maybe he just doesn't care for overinflated forum personalities
 
2012-11-14 03:54:30 PM  
Skeletoria's reaction to the news:

newmediarockstars.com
 
2012-11-14 03:55:04 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Peter von Nostrand: How did she get trolled? Stood up, maybe. Subtly told she's a worthless biatch, possibly

this.

Trolling her would have been to invite her under the guise of discussing politics but really it was a symposium on the trans-gendered and the flyers list her as the key note speaker. That's trolling


Coulter is too astute for that. We had an equally hysterical person, Kate Obenshain, visit our college campus. She posted pictures of "oppression," including a gender neutral bathroom, a poster advertising a play that featured LGBT characters, and a pictures of someone who had drawn a mustache on her portrait on one of the many, many (90% unmolested) fliers on billboards. She took pictures of all of these and posted them to her Web site. She also claimed to have received tons of e-mails from LGBT students and alums "threatening" her. Of course, she did not provide pics of these e-mails.

Her main point of her speech: feminism has led to a rise of STDs. Yep.
 
2012-11-14 03:55:05 PM  

Angry Buddha: Jackson Herring: The word troll doesn't mean anything any more does it

Subby trolled you.


Case in point.
 
2012-11-14 03:55:20 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.


Better to die in the light of my convictions, than live a bit longer in the bitter heat of my compromise. 

/Try and imagine it being said aloud by one of our great actors, like Daniel Day-Lewis.
//Or Rob Schneider
 
2012-11-14 03:55:40 PM  

meanmutton: simplicimus: ChipNASA: [thepeoplescube.com image 340x336]

Nah. The issue is this: the Jesuits are the brains of the Catholic Church and there is nothing in the current Republican party that matches Catholic theology.

Well, except on social issues.


Well, the Jesuits and the Church proper have always had their issues. Social issues? Only Abortion and Euthanasia.When it comes down to "whatever you do to the least of my brethren", there's a huge disconnect between Catholics and Republicans.
 
2012-11-14 03:55:46 PM  
I love how farkers biatch about trolls as if they arent the reason they come here in the first place.
 
2012-11-14 03:56:34 PM  

steamingpile: When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.


I was prepared to say that the College Republicans did the right thing here. But then I read your posts, and I changed what I was going to say. But then I realized that I was letting your opinions dictate my free speech, and that letting your opinion change mind would be wrong, so I changed what I was going to say again. And now it seems that I'm caught in a circular trap where if I agree with you, then I'm letting your opinions dictate my speech, but if I disagree with you then I am agreeing with you! It's all so confusing.

Maybe I am just going to hide under a blanket and suck my thumb for the next four years. Maybe you should do the same.
 
2012-11-14 03:58:04 PM  

The Larch: Maybe I am just going to hide under a blanket and suck my thumb for the next four years. Maybe you should do the same.


That's NOT your thumb......

/zing
 
2012-11-14 03:58:04 PM  

StrangeQ: MajorTubeSteak: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Your response tells me you do not know the Pocket ninja

Or maybe he just doesn't care for overinflated forum personalities


If that is the case, then why spend time on Fark in first place?
 
2012-11-14 03:58:14 PM  
Oh great even the young rebuplicans are brainwashed by obamas communist agenda now.
 
2012-11-14 03:58:21 PM  

Biness: Vlad_the_Inaner: MajorTubeSteak: Is she a witch?

Look at the company she keeps!

[patterico.com image 600x803] 

/hot, like making out on a satanic alter

who is that? also, i think your focus is broken.


Does the political ad "I am not a witch" ring a bell?

/(or you could look at the name of the jpg file)
//would have picked a better holtlink if i found one.
 
2012-11-14 03:58:37 PM  

VarmintWrangler: When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.

When did the university president become the government?


Universities used to be bastions of free speech. Now they are indoctrination camps.
 
2012-11-14 04:00:58 PM  

RIP
Ann Coulter

 
2012-11-14 04:01:28 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?


How have socialism, communism, fascism and kenyanism manage to change the climate? Anyway, you may be living in a nice warm but dark cave, in which care light would surely be more useful than heat.
 
2012-11-14 04:01:37 PM  

badhatharry: VarmintWrangler: When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.

When did the university president become the government?

Universities used to be bastions of free speech. Now they are indoctrination camps.


Since when??

upload.wikimedia.org

/socialist/liberal/Marxist/communist breeding grounds?
 
2012-11-14 04:02:07 PM  
I'd stick my penis in her vagina.


/know she's evil
//don't care, she's hot like Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS
 
2012-11-14 04:02:18 PM  

Biness: Vlad_the_Inaner: MajorTubeSteak: Is she a witch?

Look at the company she keeps!

[patterico.com image 600x803] 

/hot, like making out on a satanic alter

who is that? also, i think your focus is broken.


That's the Freedom From Masturbation Young Republican who ran for something in Delaware, I think it was. Big Fundy Christian. Blanking on her name, but Al Gore's Google Searching Tools will find it for me.
 
2012-11-14 04:03:24 PM  

simplicimus: I'm getting lost here. So the answer is to burn Ann Coulter?


No, no. You render down Rush Limbaugh for fuel and plait Ann Coulter as a wick.
 
2012-11-14 04:04:18 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: Pitabred: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

I see that you don't understand the dual meanings of light, that it can imply illumination in the intellectual sense as well. Had you ever actually educated yourself, the dean's meaning would have been clear.

Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Your response tells me you do not know the Pocket ninja


My apologies. I'm only an infrequent visitor, and my poe-sense seems to be miscalibrated ;)
 
2012-11-14 04:04:18 PM  
If it means anything, even conservative friends of mine can't stand the Coultergeist; to0 belligerent and divisive. But then they fawn over Nancy Grace, so I dunno...

/voted for the libertarian guy, Yay 1.47%!!!
 
2012-11-14 04:04:22 PM  
F U !
F U !
F U !
 
2012-11-14 04:04:31 PM  

FunkOut: ChipNASA: FREAK ARM!!!!!

[i154.photobucket.com image 317x446]

Marfan's syndrome. Like President Lincoln. But he also had Hubbard Squash Disease.


I still prefer the idea that she has Androgyn Insensitivity Disorder, which looks similar.

I also prefer "College Republicans give big FU Welcome to Ann Coulter"
 
2012-11-14 04:05:32 PM  

scubamage: IShe'd stick my her penis in her your vagina.
/don't clinch...it'll hurt less.
//going in DRY!!!!!!
///ftfu

 
2012-11-14 04:06:21 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com

/He should sue the U. that screwed him true!
 
2012-11-14 04:07:08 PM  
This is bad news for Democrats.
The first sign of Republicans moving towards sense and decency?
 
2012-11-14 04:07:53 PM  
Now, it will be interesting to see how Coulter reacts to this. Will she accept that they decided freely not to have her based on a reconsideration of how her speech might be received by others; or will we get a screeching rant that "liberals are trying to suppress her First Amendment rights"?

Should be amusing.
 
2012-11-14 04:08:18 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: StrangeQ: MajorTubeSteak: Since you're a troll, that's about all I have to say about that.

Your response tells me you do not know the Pocket ninja

Or maybe he just doesn't care for overinflated forum personalities

If that is the case, then why spend time on Fark in first place?


I said overinflated, not all.

I have most of them happily ignored, and I enjoy fark just fine, thanks.
 
2012-11-14 04:08:21 PM  

steamingpile: Freudian_slipknot: Diogenes: While it appears they were pressured a bit, this was very well-said.

Is appealing to someone's better nature really "pressure"?

Looks to me like they realized just how bad a visit from that total Coulter of a human being would look to the rest of campus and that it wouldn't win any hearts or minds. From there, it's a pretty sound decision to avoid alienating the people they hope to bring to their cause.

I mean, you'd have to be a complete Coulter to not realize that they made a good decision here.

So being pressured into telling some they can't speak is a good decision now?

Sure she speaks in absolutes but I have never really heard her say anything hateful, if may be to the point or to garner attention for herself but that's just an attention whore.

If you have actual links that would be helpful, but then I rarely pay attention to these kinds of people they just say outrageous shiat to get press. Limbaugh is the worst and most idiotic of those kinds of people.


What farking planet do you people live on? Her whole act is hating liberals and saying provocative things.


Just look at the titles for her books. You guys really need to get out of that bubble.

Coulter Books:
Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism

Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America
 
2012-11-14 04:08:49 PM  
Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.
 
2012-11-14 04:10:51 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Now, it will be interesting to see how Coulter reacts to this. Will she accept that they decided freely not to have her based on a reconsideration of how her speech might be received by others; or will we get a screeching rant that "liberals are trying to suppress her First Amendment rights"?

Should be amusing.


She'll blow them off by something such as: "Whatever. I didn't want to speak for a bunch of damn jews anyways! Retards."
 
2012-11-14 04:12:24 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.


Glenn beck and Limbaugh would like you to believe this is your future if the republicans aren't in control ohh and Chuck norris 1000 years of darkness ftw
 
2012-11-14 04:12:51 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.


Do you even realize how childish you look when you say stupid things like that?
 
2012-11-14 04:14:00 PM  

badhatharry: VarmintWrangler: When others opinions dictate free speech it ceases to be free speech.

When did the university president become the government?

Universities used to be bastions of free speech. Now they are indoctrination camps.


Generally speaking, a university education should consist of a wide variety of subjects, gathered together for understanding and scrutiny, and then hosed down in a big frothy bath of critical thought. The outcome should be a citizen who knows a great deal of facts and theories across many disciplines and understands the difference between knowledge and belief. That individual should also have the ability to understand why he believes what he believes.

Specifically, Fordham is a private college. They can teach whatever they wish, in whatever manner they wish. If you do not care to learn what they have to teach, or if you object to the manner in which they teach it you may leave.

The Campus Republicans were thrilled to bring a celebrity to their event. They echo the ideas of their parents, and buy Coulter's brand of crazy, along with Beck, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, and the rest of the Fox News Machine. They eat it up. It is manna from heaven to them. It was only the University President saying, "No" that rescinded her invitation. They Campus Republicans are disappointed as they did so dearly hope to lick her boots.
 
2012-11-14 04:14:56 PM  

Torchsong: Pocket Ninja: Diogenes: "There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative-more heat than light-and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature."

Pop quiz hot shot. It's the end of the world. The forces of darkness are closing in all around you. The chill winds of socialism, communism, fascism, and kenyanism are sweeping across the icy tundra of what had once been a land swathed in the green embrace of freedom. The cities have burned. The churches have burned. The streets are empty wastes. You are hungry, you are scared, you are hunted by the very government that should protect you. Alone, huddled in your last bunker with nothing but the rats and the few rounds of ammo you've scavenged, with the winter's winds howling at the door and the tattered remnants of your clothes hanging from your gaunt, starved body, which do you prefer: light, or heat?

Answer that honestly, and in the future I'll thank you to think before you speak.

Better to die in the light of my convictions, than live a bit longer in the bitter heat of my compromise. 

/Try and imagine it being said aloud by one of our great actors, like Daniel Day-Lewis.
//Or Rob Schneider


I heard it as Foghorn Leghorn...and it worked!
 
2012-11-14 04:16:33 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.


I don't know much about American politics but that Pelosi lady had got to be an alien.
 
2012-11-14 04:16:37 PM  

Khellendros: simplicimus: I'm getting lost here. So the answer is to burn Ann Coulter?

You don't want to do that. Do you have any idea what sort of toxins that would release? Jesus, that's got global catastrophe written all over it. Better to keep it in one pile, where it's easier to store. One 55-gallon drum should be big enough.



encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-14 04:16:52 PM  
G. Gordon Liddy is a Fordham Alum. Class of 1952.
 
2012-11-14 04:18:47 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: MajorTubeSteak: Is she a witch?

Look at the company she keeps!

[patterico.com image 600x803] 

/hot, like making out on a satanic alter


If you squint while looking at this, she's almost unrecognizable.
 
2012-11-14 04:18:49 PM  

david_gaithersburg: Coulter is a hateful and vile of a person as Pelosi or Reid.


If you listen to her when she's on the radio or TV it's pretty obvious that she avoids direct attacks or flat out hateful comments. Not that I'm apologizing for her. Her statements are nearly always overly simplistic and are derogatory, I just don't think she has any real malice behind them. For the most part I think she's a fraud, the statements she makes and the titles she chooses are marketing ploys to enrage you into buying her books.
 
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