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(Coming Soon)   Producer Frank Marshall says they're "close" to finding new Star Wars director. Uwe Boll seen waiting by his phone patiently   (comingsoon.net ) divider line
    More: Followup, Star Wars, Uwe Boll, Joe Johnston, Walt Disney Pictures, space operas, The First Avenger, J. J. Abrams  
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2012-11-14 12:27:50 PM  
3 votes:

unlikely: Much more important is who they get to WRITE it.

And Lawrence Kasdan is still alive. He gets my vote.


Ohh! Stephenie Meyer would be great for this.
2012-11-14 03:07:02 PM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: unlikely: Much more important is who they get to WRITE it.

And Lawrence Kasdan is still alive. He gets my vote.

Ohh! Stephenie Meyer would be great for this.


We already have midichlorians making up the Force. Do you want your Sith Lords to sparkle next?
2012-11-14 01:46:15 PM  
2 votes:
Waiting to complain about the decison 

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Worst. Director. Ever.
2012-11-14 01:42:26 PM  
2 votes:

Your Zionist Leader: ManateeGag: he can keep waiting. pick kevin smith!

Why, so we can get a movie about two stormtroopers whining about guard duty?


DH-437: "Somebody blew up the second Death Star."
RG-269: "Bunch of farking savages in this galaxy."
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RG-269: An invasion of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than Sauron's army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working in that thing: bowyers, Oliphant trainers, cooks.
DH-437: Not just orcs and goblins, is what you're getting at...
RG-269: Exactly. In order to get it conquered quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average Uruk-Hai knows how to build a catapult? All they know is killing and white handprints.
DH-437: All right, so even if independent contractors are working for Sauron, why are you uneasy with his destruction?
RG-269: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[pause]
RG-269: All right, look-you're a blacksmith, and some juicy Isengard contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in Gondor - this is a Isengard contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with ghost arrows and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
2012-11-14 01:28:43 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: They should get the guy who directed Star Trek V.


What does God need with a lightsaber?
2012-11-14 01:13:03 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: he can keep waiting. pick kevin smith!


Why, so we can get a movie about two stormtroopers whining about guard duty?
2012-11-14 12:42:33 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder if George Lucas is available.
2012-11-14 03:46:33 PM  
1 vote:
Tyler Perry!!

*runs away*
2012-11-14 03:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
Brett Ratner, Bryan Singer, or JJ Abrams. Get Damon Lindelof to do rewrites.
2012-11-14 02:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
Tim Burton would make an AWESOME Star Wars. Just think: Johnny Depp as Luke and Helena Bohnam Carter as Leia.
2012-11-14 01:33:51 PM  
1 vote:

qorkfiend: Joss Whedon.


Jedi, Assemble!
2012-11-14 01:30:41 PM  
1 vote:
My vote goes to Mr. Plinkett
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2012-11-14 01:24:20 PM  
1 vote:
In his directorial debut....

Wil Wheaton!
2012-11-14 12:53:15 PM  
1 vote:

unlikely: Much more important is who they get to WRITE it.

And Lawrence Kasdan is still alive. He gets my vote.


They have already decided on the writer. It's the guy who wrote Toy Story 3, Little Miss Sunshine, The Hunger Games:Catching Fire and other stuff. Michael Arndt is his name.
2012-11-14 12:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
he can keep waiting. pick kevin smith!
2012-11-14 12:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm hoping they pick Guillermo del Toro .
 
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