FARK.com: (7433810) How to avoid Jury Duty: arrive disheveled, act crazy, claim you have PTSD. How to get caught avoiding Jury Duty: call in to a radio show and brag about how you got out of jury duty

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		How to avoid Jury Duty: arrive disheveled, act crazy, claim you have PTSD. How to get caught avoiding Jury Duty: call in to a radio show and brag about how you got out of jury duty (abcnews.go.com)		5
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PsychoLaurie		2012-11-14 02:03:00 PM

1 votes:

I've been called several times, and really want to serve on at least one jury.

But I'm always cut bc I actually *want* to be there.

Next time I'm going in kicking & screaming!! Noooooo: don't wanna be here!!

MCStymie		2012-11-14 01:59:14 PM

1 votes:

Currently on jury duty, well, more that I need to call for a couple more days. Pool is 250. I'm #224, and 1-153 were called in for today.

/Keeping fingers crossed to not get called in.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-11-14 01:53:35 PM

1 votes:

wildcardjack: I never have to worry about jury duty in a criminal trial. I've called the DA a lopsided bastard to a news camera.

If I ever have to go through voir dire again I"m going to tell them I'm biased against that particular prosecutor ever since he tried to put me in jail for being sane. If it's not him, I cannot in good conscious subject another individual to the same office that tried to put me in jail for being sane.

/true story