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(BBC)   News: Man travels around Scotland doing good deeds. Fark: Dressed as a giraffe. "He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 29
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2012-11-14 12:14:24 PM
Horse Head Mask Man, it seems you have some stiff competition....
 
2012-11-14 12:28:48 PM
He walks into pubs and says, "High balls are on me."
 
2012-11-14 12:43:02 PM
Isn't there only like 2 convertibles in all of Scotland?
 
2012-11-14 01:17:56 PM
He don't wanna grow up.
 
2012-11-14 01:21:34 PM

xanadian: Horse Head Mask Man, it seems you have some stiff competition....


Worst. Superhero gimmick. Ever.
 
2012-11-14 01:23:34 PM
I said, "Giraffe is loose".
 
2012-11-14 01:25:33 PM
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2012-11-14 01:25:46 PM
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2012-11-14 01:25:54 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: He don't wanna grow up.


Not if it means you can't have fun anymore.
 
2012-11-14 01:26:37 PM
"He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"

Does he have his towel?
 
2012-11-14 01:29:45 PM
He used to have a sheep costume but he got tired of being raped.
 
2012-11-14 01:31:45 PM
Busking? What the heck is busking?

If you're living at Mom's, running around being good doobie Super Giraffe in a furry costume that your Mom made you then it's not too surprising that you're unemployed.
 
kth
2012-11-14 01:37:42 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: "He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"

Does he have his towel?


Or possibly a fridge.
 
2012-11-14 01:38:42 PM
Tony Hawks, is that you?
 
2012-11-14 01:39:40 PM
You got to admire a guy who is willing to stick his neck out to help people.
 
2012-11-14 01:41:10 PM
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/weeman?
 
2012-11-14 01:41:25 PM
"He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"


well, I'm not picking his ass up, you can be sure of that.
 
2012-11-14 01:42:49 PM
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Approves.
 
2012-11-14 01:43:46 PM
I like this guy. ^_^

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2012-11-14 01:44:30 PM
"...and long-necked geese, humpty-back camels and chimpanzees..."

DAMMIT SUBBY! It's nowhere near St. Patty's day and I don't have anywhere near enough whiskey in me to have that song in my head...
 
2012-11-14 01:45:11 PM
Boy, Scotland attracts all the loonies.

Dogooders dressed as giraffes, Dr. Samuel Johnson, Americans wearing kilts, Bill Bryson ....

I also read about a man who travelled around with a refigerator, but I guess he must have been lost because it was in Ireland, aka the Republic of Eire. More like the Republic of Eerie, amIright?

Dr. Johnson learned a lot in Scotland. For one thing, as he admitted, he learned that the Scots are not stingy, they're just poor. Still true today, or at least to a given value of "true".

Scotland is a lot like bits of the Atlantic Provinces of Canada and Northern New England perhaps, partly because that is what it was scrapped off of.

Bits of the Atlantic Coast properly belong to Africa. You can stand on rocks that match up perfectly with the coast of Morocco or someplace--same rock, same fossils.

With continents scooting around like they do, you'd think trees and giraffes would get dizzy. Maybe they do. Who ever stops to ask them?
 
2012-11-14 01:47:07 PM
Why does he need a ride if he can just hoof it?
 
2012-11-14 02:42:48 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: He don't wanna grow up.


Cause If he did, he couldn't be a toys r us kid.
 
2012-11-14 02:53:42 PM
Sounds like a job for The Dangeraffe:
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2012-11-14 03:39:18 PM
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Here we see an enraged pantomime Princess Margaret, she is lying in wait for her breakfast.
 
2012-11-14 04:10:37 PM
"A man who dresses up as a giraffe and carries out random acts of kindness towards people across Scotland has said he does it to feel good."

That's the only reason anyone does anything.
 
2012-11-14 04:11:56 PM
Hmmmm....seems legit. I mean World Guy went rolling....err....pushing a giant globe through my town recently. Got a couple flats going through the redwoods.
 
2012-11-14 04:35:58 PM
A man who dresses up as a giraffe and carries out random acts of kindness towards people across Scotland has said he does it to feel good.
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2012-11-15 08:29:04 AM
Here's some pictures, because why not.

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