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(Huffington Post)   Mitch McConnell reelected as leader of the losers. Turtle Power   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-11-14 11:04:45 AM  
Is this where the GOP starts repeating all of the farking mistakes that got them into this mess. When do they start tabling the new Bills clarifying rape?
 
2012-11-14 11:06:21 AM  
If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.

Maybe traitor turtle can fark the GOP out of the house in 2014?
 
2012-11-14 11:08:14 AM  
More importantly, Pelosi remains as House Minority leader (yay) and Angus King says he'll caucus with Dems (yay as well).
 
2012-11-14 11:08:55 AM  

Tigger: If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.

Maybe traitor turtle can fark the GOP out of the house in 2014?


That was his second priority. He failed miserably at his first also, to be fair.
 
2012-11-14 11:12:52 AM  

Tigger: If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.

Maybe traitor turtle can fark the GOP out of the house in 2014?


This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.
 
2012-11-14 11:16:40 AM  

mrshowrules: Is this where the GOP starts repeating all of the farking mistakes that got them into this mess. When do they start tabling the new Bills clarifying rape?


I think they're going to try to repeal Obamacare first

/gotta love the classics
 
2012-11-14 11:20:09 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-14 11:23:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 11:35:24 AM  

mrshowrules:

This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.


Don't count on it. Obama doesn't care about the constitution and there are no term limits in Sharia.
 
2012-11-14 11:35:57 AM  
I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.
 
2012-11-14 11:42:18 AM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 740x570]


I am sure that you have heard it before, but, damn, that is disturbing
 
2012-11-14 11:44:35 AM  

kbronsito: mrshowrules:

This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.

Don't count on it. Obama doesn't care about the constitution and there are no term limits in Sharia.


True. He could invalidate his first 2 terms and run under his real identity. The rules will be quite loose when the US becomes a UN protectorate in 2015.
 
2012-11-14 11:47:17 AM  
"In the Waterloo analogy, I of course meant that Obama was the Duke of Wellington and I was Napoleon." -Mitch McConnell
 
2012-11-14 11:52:18 AM  

sweetmelissa31: "In the Waterloo analogy, I of course meant that Obama was the Duke of Wellington and I was Napoleon." -Mitch McConnell


"I promise to love you forever more." - Mitch McConnell
 
2012-11-14 11:52:24 AM  

mrshowrules: kbronsito: mrshowrules:

This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.

Don't count on it. Obama doesn't care about the constitution and there are no term limits in Sharia.

True. He could invalidate his first 2 terms and run under his real identity. The rules will be quite loose when the US becomes a UN protectorate in 2015.


It would be awesome if, in four years, his farewell address ended with "and btw I was a kenyan born secret muslim this whole time" and then he laughs maniacally. And for the rest of his life he should refuse to ever comment on the statement other than to hint that may or may not have been joking.
 
2012-11-14 12:00:26 PM  

Aarontology: I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.


Yeah, but who was the other choices? Jon Kyl was, and probably still is, assistant minority leader. Next on the ranking pole are people like Lamar Alexander and John Thune.
 
2012-11-14 12:03:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: mrshowrules: Is this where the GOP starts repeating all of the farking mistakes that got them into this mess. When do they start tabling the new Bills clarifying rape?

I think they're going to try to repeal Obamacare first

/gotta love the classics


Support for repeal is at an all time low of 33 percent at the moment.

Just throwing that out there.
 
2012-11-14 12:04:45 PM  
I'm sure he'll be successful now that he's even further in the minority and busy fighting to retain office.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:18 PM  

FlashHarry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: mrshowrules: Is this where the GOP starts repeating all of the farking mistakes that got them into this mess. When do they start tabling the new Bills clarifying rape?

I think they're going to try to repeal Obamacare first

/gotta love the classics

Support for repeal is at an all time low of 33 percent at the moment.

Just throwing that out there.


Heh... yeah, I know

/I doubt that would occur to them
 
2012-11-14 12:32:58 PM  
There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.
 
2012-11-14 01:12:29 PM  

imapirate: There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.


I think a far more likely threat to him is he gets Teabagged in the primaries. After all, Mitch's hand-picked successor to Jim Bunning (after it became too obvious to everyone that Bunning was senile) was Trey Grayson, not RAND PAUL. But the 'baggers wanted RAND PAUL, and that's who they got.
 
2012-11-14 01:13:28 PM  

imapirate: There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.


I wouldn't mind Ashely Judd going up against me, ifyaknowwhatImean.....

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Insert Joke about extensive polling here
 
2012-11-14 01:14:09 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: imapirate: There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.

I wouldn't mind Ashely Judd going up against me, ifyaknowwhatImean.....

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 470x752]

/Insert Joke about extensive polling here


/Insert Joke about KY here
 
2012-11-14 01:23:23 PM  

GAT_00: Aarontology: I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.

Yeah, but who was the other choices? Jon Kyl was, and probably still is, assistant minority leader. Next on the ranking pole are people like Lamar Alexander and John Thune.


Didn't John Kyl retire?
 
2012-11-14 01:27:16 PM  
...doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results...
 
2012-11-14 01:27:20 PM  

tnpir: GAT_00: Aarontology: I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.

Yeah, but who was the other choices? Jon Kyl was, and probably still is, assistant minority leader. Next on the ranking pole are people like Lamar Alexander and John Thune.

Didn't John Kyl retire?


I think he meant John Cornyn.
 
2012-11-14 01:28:50 PM  

jake_lex: imapirate: There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.

I think a far more likely threat to him is he gets Teabagged in the primaries. After all, Mitch's hand-picked successor to Jim Bunning (after it became too obvious to everyone that Bunning was senile) was Trey Grayson, not RAND PAUL. But the 'baggers wanted RAND PAUL, and that's who they got.


True, but Paul got elected easy even though he was up against a fairly popular and sitting Atty. General Jack Conway. KY simply does not vote for Dems outside governor races. Judd could get elected for the simple fact that she'd ignite the liberal base in Jefferson and Fayette (simply because she could do the unthinkable and challenge turtle boy), while enough of the county folk will vote for her simply because she's a UK basketball fan.

Yes, KY is so petty to decide elections based on basketball. For those who dont live here just google some piece of shiat named Richie Farmer.
 
2012-11-14 01:29:43 PM  
Hey, Tippi Turtle, coming down the street
Tell us what you're gonna do!

First, I'm gonna bother everybody I meet
Then, I'll probably go home and get drunk.

Hey, Tippi Turtle!
Hey, hey, Tippi Turtle!
 
2012-11-14 01:34:10 PM  
"turtle noises" - Mitch McConnell
 
2012-11-14 01:34:22 PM  

kbronsito: mrshowrules: kbronsito: mrshowrules:

This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.

Don't count on it. Obama doesn't care about the constitution and there are no term limits in Sharia.

True. He could invalidate his first 2 terms and run under his real identity. The rules will be quite loose when the US becomes a UN protectorate in 2015.

It would be awesome if, in four years, his farewell address ended with "and btw I was a kenyan born secret muslim this whole time" and then he laughs maniacally. And for the rest of his life he should refuse to ever comment on the statement other than to hint that may or may not have been joking.


"My fellow Americans, before I pass off the Presidency to Mister (Name), I want to thank all of you for one thing. -Holds up a Kenyan Flag- You were so close. Thank you, and may God bless America"
 
2012-11-14 01:39:44 PM  

DamnYankees: tnpir: GAT_00: Aarontology: I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.

Yeah, but who was the other choices? Jon Kyl was, and probably still is, assistant minority leader. Next on the ranking pole are people like Lamar Alexander and John Thune.

Didn't John Kyl retire?

I think he meant John Cornyn.


No I meant Kyl. I can't keep track of everyone in the Senate and who retired and who didn't. But it seems like I meant Cornyn since he's got the job now.
 
2012-11-14 02:16:28 PM  

GAT_00: Aarontology: I wish I worked for Republicans so I could fail miserably at the one thing I promised to do only to keep my job.

Yeah, but who was the other choices? Jon Kyl was, and probably still is, assistant minority leader. Next on the ranking pole are people like Lamar Alexander and John Thune.


Lamar Alexander isn't a complete idiot, so depending on your criteria he may or may not be a good candidate for the job.
 
2012-11-14 02:18:11 PM  
Never change potatoes mid derp
 
2012-11-14 02:19:51 PM  
theysmell.com
 
2012-11-14 02:21:51 PM  
Republicans... Republicans... Republicans...

Why are you so determined to marginalize yourselves? Are you simply incapable of learning from your mistakes?
 
2012-11-14 02:25:46 PM  

Tigger: If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.


Why? They asked 0bama to come back.
 
2012-11-14 02:28:01 PM  

imapirate: jake_lex: imapirate: There's a lot of talk here in KY about Ashley Judd going up against him in the next election. Not sure how I feel about that, but that's the talk of the town right now.

I think a far more likely threat to him is he gets Teabagged in the primaries. After all, Mitch's hand-picked successor to Jim Bunning (after it became too obvious to everyone that Bunning was senile) was Trey Grayson, not RAND PAUL. But the 'baggers wanted RAND PAUL, and that's who they got.

True, but Paul got elected easy even though he was up against a fairly popular and sitting Atty. General Jack Conway. KY simply does not vote for Dems outside governor races. Judd could get elected for the simple fact that she'd ignite the liberal base in Jefferson and Fayette (simply because she could do the unthinkable and challenge turtle boy), while enough of the county folk will vote for her simply because she's a UK basketball fan.

Yes, KY is so petty to decide elections based on basketball. For those who dont live here just google some piece of shiat named Richie Farmer.


what ever gets turtle head out of office. I'll vote for judd if she runs. (newport ky here)
 
2012-11-14 02:28:09 PM  
I see our blivet, tenpoundsofcheese, is back. I figured he'd still be on suicide watch.
 
2012-11-14 02:28:50 PM  

Sybarite: Hey, Tippi Turtle, coming down the street
Tell us what you're gonna do!

First, I'm gonna bother everybody I meet
Then, I'll probably go home and get drunk.

Hey, Tippi Turtle!
Hey, hey, Tippi Turtle!


Wow -- you're digging deep into the memory vault with that one! The only episode I remember is where Tippi goes to the post office with a floating, helium-filled package and starts demanding that they pay him in connection with the shipment because shipping fees are based on weight.
 
2012-11-14 02:28:55 PM  
Senior Mutant Ninja McConnell
 
2012-11-14 02:31:28 PM  
So, the Senate Republicans have the same intelligence as that of typical Kentucky voters. Think about that.

Don't think long and hard, though, as most Kentucky voters are not capable of either.
 
2012-11-14 02:32:10 PM  

Diogenes: I see our blivet, tenpoundsofcheese, is back. I figured he'd still be on suicide watch.


Why?
Ever since it was clear Romney was the nominee, I said 0bama would win and that the GOP would easily win the House. Bonus, solidified governorships.
Did well in the stock market last week too, so why a suicide watch? I don't get it.
 
2012-11-14 02:32:24 PM  

mrshowrules: Tigger: If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.

Maybe traitor turtle can fark the GOP out of the house in 2014?

This time he can give a 100% guaranteed that Obama won't get another term.


Now that's some mighty fine turd polishing right there.
 
2012-11-14 02:33:15 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Tigger: If I failed at my job's 'number one priority' I don't think I'd be asked to come back.


Why? They asked 0bama to come back.


Yes, they sure did, by a large margin. Try and remember that you anti-American piece of crap.
 
2012-11-14 02:34:30 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese:

Why? They asked 0bama to come back.


The derp you say as a republican to make yourself feel better.

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imageshack.us

 
2012-11-14 02:35:53 PM  
His statement after Obama's win was announced last week was a case study in stubborn dickery. If only we could shoot him and Dick Morris into the sun together...
 
2012-11-14 02:36:41 PM  
thepoliticalcarnival.net

cdn01.dailycaller.com

www.jesusismybuddy.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-14 02:38:57 PM  
...unanimously. Cowards.
 
2012-11-14 02:40:58 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 740x570]


You owe me a New smartphone
 
2012-11-14 02:41:03 PM  
Amazing how some turtles ALMOST look like the Senate Minority Leader.
 
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